Macron or Trudeau?

Both very cute. Macron is just a little sort for me. And Justin has better hair

Macros. Trudeau has douche face and too eager to please. He's like a puppy constantly humping your leg for attention. Chill, bitch.

Both bottoms.

Macron. He seems more passionate and intense. Also, he had an affair with his 39 year old teacher in high school. He has to be a dirty freak in bed. Trudeau is attractive and taller but sex with him seems like it would be nice and efficient but boring with no surprises.

Macron: Better and (much) smarter politician.

Trudeau: Hotter fuck.

Both are attractive to me. Macron is the more handsome. True about the height though.

Macon seems like a man... Trudeau is a man child, with a big dose of Michygynwomyn. As to height issue, just lie down.

Macron. Justin is only 1/4 French. His mother is of Scottish heritage and his father, Pierre, was 1/2 French Canadian and 1/2 Scottish.

Macron. He's the most manly and masc. (I just hope he's like that in bed too.)

both would make the perfect spitroast

Trudeau would cry softly as he cuddles, after sex. Macron would light a cigarette and refuse to speak.

[quote]Both bottoms.

Bottom shaming! Bottom shaming!!!!

What hot fuck sessions to be imagined, with Trudeau being the surprise bottom and hot little French daddy Macron driving it home in Justy's mussy.

Macron makes my manpussy twitch. Not so for Trudy.

As a Franco-American, I cannot choose.

Macron, all the way. He does look intense, and I like his big feet and meaty legs. I’ve always found short guys to have more stamina, too.

Macron is now officially a neocon turd, so he's ugly to me

R8 No/Non. Justin's father is Cuban.

Macron: Dat hole gotta be tight.

Then again...why choose just one? They seem to be a set.

^ Are you referring to their prominent beaks?

I want them both. Macron may be short but he undoubtedly throws a mean fuck.

If I had to pick I'd stick with Macron. Justin would be heaven but a bit of a do-me queen, I bet.

Why isn't there a line for "None of the above"?

Trudeau is all image without much substance and and a penchant for playing dress up. His recent trip to India makes my case. Before that faux pas, he's had a penchant for statement socks and, um, socks aren't supposed to say a thing. They're a buffer between shoes and skin, not a ground-level billboard.

Macron has befriended Trump. Nuf said.

Prince Carl Philip of Varmland (next King of Sweden), OTOH has done or said nothing to offend me. The pinstripe suit is a little too "Bugsy" or Lapo Elkann for me, but I'd love to get his all white admiral's uniform dirty.

Macron hasn’t befriended Trump; he handles him. Macron knows how to lead old men around by their nose hairs.

Agree about Trudeau, r22. He seems like a pillow princess.

Macron looks like he likes to do a lot of ass-slapping...HARD.

Macron. After sex, you can actually have an intelligent conversation with him. Trudeau is an idiot.

Macron's the winner.

You gays have made me reconsider Trudeau. Maybe Macron was the hot one all along.

Trudeau's way hotter. Macron is a shorty and his smile looks scary. Macron is better in bed though

Is this about looks only?

I'm off macron now after his role in the attack on Syria. Forget about looks. That's not as important in a leader.

Honey, it’s about sex. Not your tears for Assad’s chemical weapon supply.

I mean, I'd drain Justin's balls for sure and I'd spend hours with my tongue in that ass.

But when I wanted to have my legs spread open and be fucked and filled up by a real man, I'd call Macron.

R32= Joan Collins.

Trudeau is only hot until he opens his mouth.

Macron seems whipsmart and way more interesting. Also he is not a towelhead sycophant like Trudeau.

Macron is a closeted gay and a homewrecker. Trudeau is a hot hunk who is open about his sexuality. Oh and Macron is a shameless bottom....

Macron is a sleazy neo-liberal weed who is into old hags.

I think just the prospect of meeting Trudeau's bat shit mother would completely turn me off.

I rebuke any of you speaking of their politics and not focusing on the matter at hand: their delightful looks.

R38, that looks like an engagement photo.

Macron is short and probably muscley underneath those suits, which is hot.

Is Macron as short as Nicolas Sarkozy?

Macron would top Trudeau easy, and wreck his pretty hole. Still Trudeau is much hotter

Sarkozy is around 5’4” or 5’5”. Macron is about 5’7” or 5’8”.

Sarkozy is 5'5". For Macron I've seen 5'8", 5'9", and 5'10"

My guess would be that Macron is 5’8” because he’s the same height as Theresa May when she’s in flat shoes.

Lol at the article at r38.

“Macron, who is a chocolate eclair that was brought to life by a kiss from the Sugar Plum Fairy...”

I concur.

I'm not too keen on the gap in Macron's teeth. But I don't think he smiles much anyway.

His legs look quite nice.

I'm in agreement with R5

Trudeau, Macron is a nasty nail biter. That qualifies him for my do not fly list.

I'd rather bottom for Macron. But I'd MUCH rather have Trudeau as arm candy for a night out

Trudeau looks like he'd smell like cheese from rooter to tooter.

Macron. Sexy legs and looks like he'd be an animal in bed.

Macron is to short for me to find attractive. But if gossip is true, some of you gays might have a chance. Trudeau is straight and will never let a man near his dick.

I like how most of the posters pick Macron but Trudeau is winning.

None

As much as Trudeau loves being adored by gay men and actively encourages it, I'd be shocked of he never let a guy taste him in school of before he was PM

Dat ass

r23 sorry to deliver the bad news but Prince Carl Philip of Varmland is not a Crown Prince; his less attractive older sister is slated to be the next monarch. She already has two children so Carl isn't ever going to sit on the throne.

Oh and I choose Trudeau! I'm not into rimming but I'd make an exception, but he must leave his social justice warrior costumes at home.

[quote] I like how most of the posters pick Macron but Trudeau is winning.

Macronistes are vocal bitches!

If you enjoy cuddling after sex Trudeau is the only option.

Macron makes my mussy moist.

Trudeau all the way.

I want to get my hands on these gorgeous globes and push him deeper into me...

If Macron's butt had a merchandise line, this might be a real debate.

Yeah, I'll choose Justin Trudeau.

He can be arrogant sometimes, but he's tall, good-looking and has a nice ass:

Major bae face.

What's bae face?

Macron. Trudeau is a meme.

Trudeau & Macron making out this week:

^^^ came at that

The magic of "and".

It really is an amazing ass. And Justin is fitter

Trudeau as a twink:

Macron as a twink:

Justin inside me and Macron underneath me.

Trudeau & Macron in Paris this week:

Jealous. Canada and France have these two and the US has a big, fat🤡.

Another new Macron-Trudeau photo:

Another new photo:

I used to think Trudeau was the bigger flirt, but I don't know anymore looking at Trump and Macron

Turned off by Macron and his paling with Trump. Ugh! Smarmy little twerp.

Yes, but didn't Macron meet his wife in drama class? Maybe he's a good actor. (Closeted gay guys often are.)

Nonetheless, I'm turned off by his cozying up to Trump too.

Trudeau does it too. He's not as excessive but he definitely does it. Only Merkel openly doesn't try to even pretend they are friends

Macron, in front of a joint session of Congress, just gave the best presidential speech (in English, btw) that I have heard since probably a year or so before Obama left office. He was a rock star on the Paris Accords and the future of the planet, and very smart about nationalism, trade, international security, and the problem of Iran.

You know his American host must be jealous of the guy's grasp of facts and turn of phrase.

If you haven't seen or heard the speech, you should check it out.

Agreed the speech was very good. Democrats were cheering like crazy. He praised multiculturalism, environmentalism, all kids of good things. He didn't pander to republicans like May did when she came here

Macron had Congress eating out of his hand. Even Republicans couldn’t resist standing, even though they vote against half of what he vocalized support for.

I love how the word “science” got the biggest ovation.

Yay! It’s G7 time, and the return of Macdeau! Emmanuel flew in early for a little extra alone time with Justin.

I bet Trump’s ears are burning!

When is Macron's affair with Mathieu Gallet hit the pages again?

Only on Sputnik, Boris r87.

They love to just throw gasoline on the shipping, don’t they?

Hot!

Macron is hotter. Trudeau would be WAY better in a relationship

Isn't Macron a little too short, R91?

Just a little R92 And he more than makes up for it with charisma.

He’s even hot doing that stupid bottle flip. It’s the way he thrusts his hips into the table.

r88 It wasn't Sputnik that outed him last year, Frau.

I'm sorry I'm spoiling your fantasies about men like Macron being attracted to hugely ugly old women.

Trudeau has an asymmetrical face. I voted for him by accident.

Trudeau is tall and has a nice ass.

Macron hands down.

Macron is hotter and likely fucks harder and more skillfully. If only he were just a couple inches taller...

Both are dweebs. Macron is the puppet of the hidden elite who selected him; Trudeau is merely a mouthy, deeply inadequate, feckless fool.

Macron in Trudeau's office today:

This is too much.

Lol they definitely are aware of their gay fanbases and like playing up their relationship

Another new photo:

I'm a bottom, so I think alpha Macron is hotter

A reminder that Macron was outed by a French magazine last year. The same magazine had successfully outed a high Front National official before.

Lol as much as I wish Macron was gay, I don't think a gay man would have married Macrons wife as a beard

Today's G-7 photo:

[quote]Lol as much as I wish Macron was gay, I don't think a gay man would have married Macrons wife as a beard

Cute young man + horrible old woman is a classic bearding arrangement.

In my country, the two people in the picture below - an actor and a TV presenter - used to be a power couple 20 years ago. They are no longer together. And throughout all this decade, the actor has been plagued by gay rumors and last year he was photographed kissing another man on a Spanish beach.

They look uncomfortable together at R109.

This is like Sophie’s Choice for gay people.

Macron & Trudeau consider a kiss?

Here’s one you can stomp your little feet over, old lady haters.

Fabulous picture, though.

Another new Macron-Trudeau photo:

It can just tell from Macron's face at r112 that he had a hard-on. That girl is as straight as a rainbow.

* You

Listening to the two of them give a joint interview in French gave me a hard on.

BOTH of them

Macron in Trudeau's office this week:

Why do so many politicians look like Matthew McConaughey? Trudeau, Newsome, Flake. Weird.

Macron is such a hungry bottom.

Trudeau still winning the poll in a landslide.

Happy reunion:

Macron, fuck! He is such a little handsome devil. Love him. <3

Macron to Trudeau: "Check out that hot guy over there."

Did Macron squeezed his balls?

Both.

Macron & Trudeau:

Two useless parasites.

Hungry bossy bottom would like to taste Justin's uncut sizemeat!

R125 it was a power move so Justin would know he would be on bottom

Macron would leave you sore the next day

Both of them, intact heaven

Macron is handsomer. But Trudeau is cuter and more liberal. So Justin it is for me.

Trudeau is also taller, and has a nicer ass.

Hot daddy Trudeau!

[quote]Both of them, intact heaven

How come all the Canadians I've met were cut? The French live up to their reputation, and more.

In 1972 90% of boys in Canada were circumcised. Trudeau is likely cut.

Sorry 70%

Trudeau on the cover of last year's Rolling Stone:

So is Justin bi or what?

Macron is preferred by all the tubby 70 year old's on Datalounge.

Macron in Trudeau's office:

impossible to choose without side by side peen pics, both probably well hung and gloriously unmutilated (margaret would have never let anyone ruin her baby's dick)

Macron & Trudeau unite against Trump:

Justin is sooo pretty, although he is wearing a bit too much makeup me thinks.

Macron's face is handsome, but Trudeau's ass is perfection and you just know he's hung.

They’re both hot, but I’ll take Macron. I need a man, not a boy.

Macron all the way, short men are great sex they can get around the body so quickly

This thread is hilarious. Like any of you old, nasty, pron addicted queens ever have a choice who you'll never have sex with. Another old man fantasy thread here.

It must be quite the reality check for most of you when even whores reject you. . .

[quote] Trudeau is also taller, and has a nicer ass.

Wouldn't the taller be the top? Good tops have good asses to power their thrusts.

r149, you do realize that this is Data Lounge?

Your bitchery is not pointless.

You need go.

@JamesAALongman

[quote]Wow, the new Marks and Spencer’s wedding wear advert is really progressive

Macron; I see too much of Pierre's face in Justin.

Isn't that a good thing, R153?

It proves Pierre is Justin's father.

Some weirdos keep insisting Fidel Castro is Justin's father.

Macron. Short men are more aggressive in bed. They have something to prove.

Macron. His eyebrows don't fall off when he speaks.

Macaroon. Big nose=Big ?

In all their pictures together, Macron is the dominant one. Gripping Justin's shoulder or back. Staring at him intensely.

Macron looks like he would be hot fuck. I want to pound his asshole.