I've got a story that I want to share with you this evening

He must have some weird fetish.

[quote]Motherfucker, you are tickling me, now get the fuck up off me, leave the coins on the dresser and hit the door!

This is the queeniest thing I've read on DL, EVER.

People with small penises didn't choose that, and can't do anything about it. Unlike people who behave like cuntwads and are ugly on the inside. You chose that.

OP's full of '60s "queer talk" isn't she?

OP >>

[quote]Unlike people who behave like cuntwads and are ugly on the inside. You chose that.

OP's a meangurl and seems to be proud of it. Awful.

It's odd when people come on here and show off how unpleasant they are and expect applause.

R3, R5 and R6 are offended because they have micro penises

You couldn't be more wrong about me.

But what you are, is very clear.

Well - I recognized that song OP. Is your name Pauline?

Op, what a bitch!

around :50 seconds.

R9 Finally.

[quote][R9] Finally.

Pathetic

Last week, a Grindr hook up kept threatening to stop by because he needed a deep throat. Finally, when it came to fruition, it was almost 5" hard. Ugh.

No, R7. But your ugliness is clear without even seeing you. It lives inside you.

May lethal phallusphyxiation be your fitting end, R14.

Beehive yourself, R4.

R16

-The Tiny Meat Fairy

Don’t want no short dick man

If by that you mean my clitoris, correct, R18.

There's a late 90s Eurodance version.

maybe he meant to be ironic

This one I think is early 2000s.

Girl!

A skilled whore would have said, " oh baby it hurts, it hurts so so good" or some such drivel. Makes the ordeal a bit quicker and maybe you'd be making more than 75 cents a trick.

Oh my ANGEL!!!

Was he ftm? Macro clit?

I tell people about Sweet Pussy Pauline and they don’t believe me.

“I had one foot in the microwave, and the other in the ‘frigerator!”

What a rancid cunt "singing" @R19. I doubt any man would want her festering, rancid, gaping cunt either. Looks completely flat chested too. Sorry bitch, but bye.

R20 Fish stink, be gone!

Even a 747 would only “tickle” the Grand Canyon.

It's a figurative clitoris, R30, connect the dots.

I loved this back in 1995.

Obviously you have a gapey hole like I do. Do you try to tighten it?

I do kegels when I remember. It's tighter now. But after a minute of getting fucked my ass loosens up again. A married beau says it feels like a pussy - and he was not being complimentary!

I have a potential new beau who wants to fuck me. What can I do? I don't want him to know it's been used a lot. Help!

r34 apply liberal amounts of lemon juice and alum

Yes, but was the teeny-weenie cut or uncut?

Danny Tenaglia's DJ work at R9 has not aged well. Sounds like my tool box falling down the stairs.

I’m with OP on this one. I hope you called him a baby-dick as he was heading out the door. R3 R5 & R6 are offended, because you hit a little too close to home, OP

Goddamn, there’s a lot of posters with microdicks in this thread.

I find the little dicks to hurt for some reason, the bid dicks don't

So is this a skit from SPP or what? I was going to tell the OP that the auditions for the “Queens of Comedy” tour have already ended and to thank her for coming.

We can accurately state that there are a lot of idiots on this thread, regardless of gender or appendage details.

R39 thanks for sharing your microdick status for all to see.

the bid dicks

Was she a tranny?

Stick to your day job OP, fiction writing just isn't your thing.

She had another song in the 90s.

I used to love that song! It was great to dance to.

I'd rather be tickled than stabbed to death.

I'll admit - I kind of mix all of her songs up. Fee Fi Fo Fum, Work this Pussy, and Wham Bam. They were a lot of fun. I would find it hilarious if someone famous did a remake.

She did look like Mo'nique.

Your gaping cavernous expanse did not help -I'm sure.

Wow, the stupidity continues into October of 2019

There's a recent interview with her here.