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Call Me Bi; your Nametag?

Fuck up a book, movie or TV show title with punctuation or a word addition!

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Ye Gods, father!

Gone wit! He win?

by Anonymousreply 80April 25, 2018 6:36 AM

Lack Panter.

by Anonymousreply 1March 26, 2018 1:07 AM

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by Anonymousreply 2March 26, 2018 1:12 AM

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by Anonymousreply 3March 26, 2018 5:21 AM

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by Anonymousreply 4March 27, 2018 8:26 AM

Right Said Fred

This thread is dead.

by Anonymousreply 5March 30, 2018 4:16 AM

Oh the devil, where's Prague?

by Anonymousreply 6March 30, 2018 4:22 AM

The Braided Bunch

by Anonymousreply 7March 30, 2018 4:23 AM

Angela's Asses.

by Anonymousreply 8March 30, 2018 4:42 AM

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by Anonymousreply 9March 30, 2018 4:43 AM

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by Anonymousreply 10March 30, 2018 4:44 AM

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by Anonymousreply 11March 30, 2018 4:44 AM

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by Anonymousreply 12March 30, 2018 4:46 AM

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by Anonymousreply 13March 30, 2018 4:49 AM

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by Anonymousreply 14March 30, 2018 4:51 AM

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There Will Be Blah

by Anonymousreply 18March 30, 2018 4:58 AM

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by Anonymousreply 20March 30, 2018 5:02 AM

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All about Steve

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Prude Detective

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Shingles

by Anonymousreply 32March 30, 2018 5:31 AM

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by Anonymousreply 33March 30, 2018 5:37 AM

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by Anonymousreply 34March 30, 2018 5:50 AM

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Whiz Hard Of Aah's

Dye-haired

by Anonymousreply 38March 30, 2018 6:31 AM

Gulp Jism

by Anonymousreply 39March 30, 2018 6:33 AM

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Witless from the Persecution

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The Ironing Lady

by Anonymousreply 42March 30, 2018 6:53 AM

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Tit Antics

by Anonymousreply 43March 30, 2018 7:01 AM

rebel without a pause

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Cents and. Senseless Billy

More Us

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by Anonymousreply 45March 30, 2018 7:06 AM

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by Anonymousreply 46March 30, 2018 7:11 AM

Piss the Girls

by Anonymousreply 47April 7, 2018 12:06 AM

For the Coys

Breaches

by Anonymousreply 48April 7, 2018 12:09 AM

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by Anonymousreply 49April 7, 2018 12:11 AM

Rape Near!

by Anonymousreply 50April 7, 2018 12:13 AM

An Eye Elation

by Anonymousreply 51April 7, 2018 12:17 AM

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by Anonymousreply 52April 7, 2018 12:19 AM

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by Anonymousreply 53April 7, 2018 12:20 AM

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by Anonymousreply 54April 7, 2018 12:21 AM

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by Anonymousreply 55April 7, 2018 12:22 AM

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by Anonymousreply 59April 7, 2018 12:37 AM

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by Anonymousreply 60April 7, 2018 12:46 AM

Come With the Wind

by Anonymousreply 61April 7, 2018 1:17 AM

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Homo Alone: Lost in New Jersey

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and for an oh dear....

Less Then Zero

by Anonymousreply 62April 7, 2018 1:41 AM

Get Gout!

by Anonymousreply 63April 7, 2018 1:47 AM

Jew, man. Gee.

The Shade of Waiters

Ruddy Player Won

Glad He Ate Her

RuPaul's Slag Race

by Anonymousreply 64April 7, 2018 2:26 AM

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by Anonymousreply 65April 7, 2018 2:36 AM

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by Anonymousreply 66April 7, 2018 9:45 AM

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Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 67April 7, 2018 8:07 PM

Avengers: Infinity Bored

by Anonymousreply 68April 21, 2018 10:51 PM

Can't Slurp the Meuslix.

by Anonymousreply 69April 22, 2018 10:03 PM

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When I had gastrointestinal problems

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by Anonymousreply 70April 22, 2018 10:08 PM

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They Kill with Cute.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 71April 23, 2018 5:54 AM

Les Mis = Me? Lez!

America's Gallons of Twats = AGT

by Anonymousreply 72April 23, 2018 11:12 AM

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Fleshdance

All of her!

Patent

Germs of Endearment

Slowgirls

Funny Curl

Shag the Dog

by Anonymousreply 73April 23, 2018 12:26 PM

[quote] A pack of clips now

Opie & Anthony played a variation of this game by lampooning fat stupid Bobby Kelly (“I broke my knee, man! DUUUUUUUDDE”) and his time in the military, and it was arguably their greatest Bit. ‘Apocalypse Now’ became ‘A Pack-a Chips, Now’, ‘Apocalypse Cow’ &:’Apocalypse Chow’.

Listeners came up with ‘Band of Blubbers’, ‘A Fridge over the River Kwai’, Baboon’, ‘Hamburger on the Hill’, ‘General Fatton’, ‘Casualties of War-drobe’, ‘The Guns of Provolone’, ‘Mikhail’s Gravy’, ‘Enemy Ate the Cakes’, ‘The Longest Buffet’, ‘Rules of Engorgement’, ‘Obesity at the Gates’, ‘Bloody Sundae’, ‘Saving Private Rye-bread’, ‘Where Bagels Dare’, ‘Das Boobs’, ‘No Diet on the Western Front’, ‘Hambo’, ‘The Fat Red Line’...

Thinking about ‘Full...Jacket’ still has me stitches, and they did this Bit about a decade ago.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 74April 23, 2018 1:26 PM

A Staph is Born

Deathdrop Becomes Huh

Blowme and Fiss'oles PrEP School Communion

by Anonymousreply 75April 23, 2018 2:04 PM

Forced HIs Cum Dump

Docked Your Jack Hole and Missed Your Hide

by Anonymousreply 76April 23, 2018 2:46 PM

Ho' Malone

Greg Hard-ons

Robbed in Hoodie

by Anonymousreply 77April 23, 2018 3:00 PM

77 posts and no Cum a lot?

by Anonymousreply 78April 23, 2018 4:50 PM

Star Warts Re-run of the Jedi Dungeons and Drag Queens Remains of the Dinner The Shartist

by Anonymousreply 79April 23, 2018 5:02 PM

Bollock

Claws

Shat

Feds

Rollertoaster

Cat Wash

by Anonymousreply 80April 25, 2018 6:36 AM
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