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Why do people think Garrett Clayton is gay?

No seriously he literally gives out no gay vibes to me. All his relationships seemed real

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by Anonymousreply 81August 22, 2018 8:42 PM

Ha. Best parody thread this weekend.

by Anonymousreply 1February 25, 2018 4:58 PM

I think it's just wishful thinking from gay men who want someone so incredibly hot and masculine to be one of them so they can feel more normal.

by Anonymousreply 2February 25, 2018 5:08 PM

He is straight. It is just these DL dickheads who think he is gay along with every other good looking masculine man in Hollywood.

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by Anonymousreply 3February 25, 2018 5:12 PM

I heard he had sex with Gwenyth Paltrow and he was so hunky and masculine that he impregnated Blythe Danner.

by Anonymousreply 4February 25, 2018 5:12 PM

GIrleena

by Anonymousreply 5February 25, 2018 5:14 PM

I have seen him out and about in LA and nothing screams gay. He does scream Nutella addict though... And he is super hot.

by Anonymousreply 6February 25, 2018 5:17 PM

A big girl with a pretty face and a voluptuous heinie.

by Anonymousreply 7February 25, 2018 5:18 PM

I love these parody threads. Keep it up

by Anonymousreply 8February 25, 2018 5:21 PM

People don't THINK Garrett is gay, they WISH he was.

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by Anonymousreply 9February 25, 2018 5:44 PM

He makes teen girls wet themselves... therefore, he must be gay.

by Anonymousreply 10February 25, 2018 5:45 PM

Do teen girls know who Garrett is? I thought he was known only to gays.

by Anonymousreply 11February 25, 2018 5:47 PM

Check out his Instagram. He makes Liberace look butch!

by Anonymousreply 12February 25, 2018 5:48 PM

Garrett is particularly studly which leads to heaps o wishful thinking.

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by Anonymousreply 13February 25, 2018 5:48 PM

Redefines gay face.

by Anonymousreply 14February 25, 2018 5:51 PM

R11 Do teen girls know him? Garrett came to fame in the 2013 Disney TV movie, Teen Beach Movie.

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by Anonymousreply 15February 25, 2018 5:54 PM

Too much gay in one picture...

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by Anonymousreply 16February 25, 2018 6:00 PM

I'm gay and I get no ping from him at all. I think a lot of DL seniors jack off to his pics and wish he was gay.

by Anonymousreply 17February 26, 2018 7:00 AM

R17 There's no wishing involved with this one.

by Anonymousreply 18February 26, 2018 7:16 AM

He's not hot and no one gives a shit about him,next!

by Anonymousreply 19February 26, 2018 7:18 AM

Too butch for me.

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by Anonymousreply 20March 31, 2018 8:37 PM

Yas queen

by Anonymousreply 21March 31, 2018 8:40 PM

He wuz 'tarded

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by Anonymousreply 22March 31, 2018 8:41 PM

She's going to be a fat heifer later on, think Marlon Brando

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by Anonymousreply 23March 31, 2018 8:47 PM

r23 Oof, yeah. That middle-age spread is gonna get him good.

by Anonymousreply 24March 31, 2018 8:49 PM

Like I said on the other thread: he's going to make a great wisecracking eldergay, the life of the party, always ready with a cocktail and retaining more than a trace of his youthful bedroom eyes. Nice booty well into his caftan years.

Maybe in some ways he's already there.

by Anonymousreply 25March 31, 2018 8:51 PM

Actually I can totally see that. R25.

by Anonymousreply 26March 31, 2018 8:56 PM

I think he's lovely and talented.

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by Anonymousreply 27March 31, 2018 9:00 PM

..... from space.

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by Anonymousreply 28March 31, 2018 9:07 PM

This queen's gay fabulosity makes me look dim.

by Anonymousreply 29March 31, 2018 9:10 PM

I don't know a single about him....except he looks like a nelly queen.

by Anonymousreply 30March 31, 2018 9:13 PM

Play by your own rules. 🍭

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by Anonymousreply 31April 24, 2018 2:06 AM

🍑 No butts about it. 🙂 I had a BLAST this weekend! 💥#

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by Anonymousreply 32April 24, 2018 2:07 AM

🚀A seriously unreal fun weekend. #Coachella 🎡

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by Anonymousreply 33April 24, 2018 2:08 AM

Singing hasn't improved.

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by Anonymousreply 34April 24, 2018 2:09 AM

He seriously gives you no gay vibe, OP? Did you look at the pic you posted? How gay are you that that cupcake in the pic doesn't look gay?

by Anonymousreply 35April 24, 2018 2:12 AM

Now that Kevin McHale's out, it's time Garrett

by Anonymousreply 36April 24, 2018 2:17 AM

Does this say straight to you, OP?

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by Anonymousreply 37April 24, 2018 2:18 AM

Gurl needs to hustle and make her money while she can, before the chub hits her at 30/35. And before her top lip thins like Hugh Jackman's.

by Anonymousreply 38April 24, 2018 2:23 AM

Op is being sarcastic, you must be blinded than Helen Keller to not see it.

by Anonymousreply 39April 24, 2018 2:28 AM

Another box of buttercreams and that thigh in r13 is going to break the seams in those pants.

by Anonymousreply 40April 24, 2018 2:31 AM

I do like our Gary's Coachella ensemble.

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by Anonymousreply 41April 24, 2018 2:38 AM

Ummm Gary liked a very suggestive (as in blatantly referencing gay porn) IG post by drinksforgayz

IG pic linked here.

Receipt (screenshot of his like) incoming for those who don’t follow him on social media...

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by Anonymousreply 42April 28, 2018 5:09 AM

Receipt of Garrett’s IG like.

Note: I also follow aging Aussie twink Lachlan Buchanan, which is why his name shows up too.

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by Anonymousreply 43April 28, 2018 5:12 AM

Garrett Clayton & Gregg Sulkin in "Don't Hang Up":

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by Anonymousreply 44April 28, 2018 5:24 AM

He has old man face. Just look at R33. He only looks cute now because of youth but that face on an older person? Uh....no.

by Anonymousreply 45April 28, 2018 5:51 AM

We already found his boyfriend on Facebook. Cut the crap. We have their photos. They've been in a longterm relationship. Garrett is a flamer to boot.

by Anonymousreply 46April 28, 2018 6:07 AM

At this point the only way he's coming out is when he gets married.

by Anonymousreply 47April 28, 2018 6:16 AM

[quote]We already found his boyfriend on Facebook. Cut the crap. We have their photos.

Link please.

by Anonymousreply 48April 28, 2018 7:36 AM

R42/R43 you need to post that on the linked thread.

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by Anonymousreply 49April 28, 2018 10:57 AM

He's curvy! He inspires me! This is what a man is supposed to look like! Marilyn Monroe was a size 16!

by Anonymousreply 50April 28, 2018 11:05 AM

Are you fat, R50?

by Anonymousreply 51April 28, 2018 2:11 PM

Summer time is close. Guess who’s excited!?! 🕺 #TeenBeachMovie

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by Anonymousreply 52May 4, 2018 3:35 PM

When it gets hot in the kitchen, sometimes you just have to #strip. Since I’ve teamed up with @bioreus, deep cleaning my pores has never been easier with their Deep Cleansing Pore Strips. Making the perfect omelet? That’s still a struggle. #BiorePartner #StrippinwithBiore

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by Anonymousreply 53May 4, 2018 3:35 PM

Probably because of his penchant for shirts that resemble ladies' blouses, and the dress shoes sans socks!

by Anonymousreply 54May 4, 2018 3:38 PM

Homeboy is thick.

by Anonymousreply 55May 4, 2018 3:42 PM

He’s very 1950’s with it all. But I like it.

by Anonymousreply 56May 4, 2018 3:43 PM

Could anyone post a gif of Garrett dancing like a penguin in Teen Beach Movie? That's my favorite.

by Anonymousreply 57May 4, 2018 4:12 PM

[quote] Probably because of his penchant for shirts that resemble ladies' blouses, and the dress shoes sans socks!

Explanation please.

by Anonymousreply 58May 4, 2018 4:12 PM

R57

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by Anonymousreply 59May 4, 2018 4:45 PM
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by Anonymousreply 60May 4, 2018 4:45 PM
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by Anonymousreply 61May 4, 2018 4:48 PM
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by Anonymousreply 62May 4, 2018 4:48 PM
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by Anonymousreply 63May 4, 2018 4:48 PM

R58 Refer to Op's pic @ top of thread. No explanation required, however...When people wear trends favoured by gay men, whether they actually are gay is immaterial.... people still make assumptions.

by Anonymousreply 64May 4, 2018 7:11 PM

Well, OP, do you feel like a fucking idiot now? Or just a goddamn fanfrau troll?

by Anonymousreply 65August 21, 2018 5:58 AM

Gay? Why that never even occurred to me.

Next you'll be insinuating that Ryan Seacrest is gay!

by Anonymousreply 66August 21, 2018 6:02 AM

This is actually a thread?

Haha!

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by Anonymousreply 67August 21, 2018 6:04 AM

R65, if you read the OP's post, I think he was being ironic.

by Anonymousreply 68August 21, 2018 6:05 AM

Do you think R3 was being ironic, too?

by Anonymousreply 69August 21, 2018 6:08 AM

One can hope R69

by Anonymousreply 70August 21, 2018 6:11 AM

[quote]No seriously he literally gives out no gay vibes to me. All his relationships seemed real

[quote]He is straight. It is just these DL dickheads who think he is gay along with every other good looking masculine man in Hollywood.

[quote]I have seen him out and about in LA and nothing screams gay. He does scream Nutella addict though... And he is super hot.

[quote]People don't THINK Garrett is gay, they WISH he was.

[quote]Garrett is particularly studly which leads to heaps o wishful thinking.

[quote]I'm gay and I get no ping from him at all. I think a lot of DL seniors jack off to his pics and wish he was gay.

Not sure if all of this can be categorized as "irony".

by Anonymousreply 71August 21, 2018 6:12 AM

This just in!

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by Anonymousreply 72August 21, 2018 6:14 AM

Are they all the same person? Probably just a troll R71

by Anonymousreply 73August 21, 2018 6:14 AM

His boyfriend is fug, but must have a huge cock.

by Anonymousreply 74August 22, 2018 12:08 AM

Greetings, Earthlings. I am Marvin the Martian. Even here on my perch on Mars, next to the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator, I could see with an unaided eye the flames surrounding your Garrett Clayton. There was certainly no Mars-shattering kaboom when he came out.

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by Anonymousreply 75August 22, 2018 12:18 AM

I think it's cute someone keeps denying how many people flock to DL to "defend" closeted celebs.

The difference in this case is he actually came out.

by Anonymousreply 76August 22, 2018 1:34 AM

I think the OP was satirizing this Zac Efron thread.

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by Anonymousreply 77August 22, 2018 5:45 PM

Um, because we knew and he just come out.

And please dont transistion. We need all the gay role models necessary.

by Anonymousreply 78August 22, 2018 6:42 PM

Regardless, R77, DL is riddled with posts like R3 that are meant seriously.

So many deluded fanfrauen in our midst.

by Anonymousreply 79August 22, 2018 8:37 PM

They'll just need to move on to another obviously gay actor

by Anonymousreply 80August 22, 2018 8:39 PM

Here, OP..

To practice with until your senses have COMPLETELY gone.

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by Anonymousreply 81August 22, 2018 8:42 PM
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