No seriously he literally gives out no gay vibes to me. All his relationships seemed real
Ha. Best parody thread this weekend.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 25, 2018 4:58 PM |
I think it's just wishful thinking from gay men who want someone so incredibly hot and masculine to be one of them so they can feel more normal.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 25, 2018 5:08 PM |
He is straight. It is just these DL dickheads who think he is gay along with every other good looking masculine man in Hollywood.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 25, 2018 5:12 PM |
I heard he had sex with Gwenyth Paltrow and he was so hunky and masculine that he impregnated Blythe Danner.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 25, 2018 5:12 PM |
GIrleena
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 25, 2018 5:14 PM |
I have seen him out and about in LA and nothing screams gay. He does scream Nutella addict though... And he is super hot.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 25, 2018 5:17 PM |
A big girl with a pretty face and a voluptuous heinie.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 25, 2018 5:18 PM |
I love these parody threads. Keep it up
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 25, 2018 5:21 PM |
People don't THINK Garrett is gay, they WISH he was.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 25, 2018 5:44 PM |
He makes teen girls wet themselves... therefore, he must be gay.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 25, 2018 5:45 PM |
Do teen girls know who Garrett is? I thought he was known only to gays.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 25, 2018 5:47 PM |
Check out his Instagram. He makes Liberace look butch!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 25, 2018 5:48 PM |
Garrett is particularly studly which leads to heaps o wishful thinking.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 25, 2018 5:48 PM |
Redefines gay face.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 25, 2018 5:51 PM |
R11 Do teen girls know him? Garrett came to fame in the 2013 Disney TV movie, Teen Beach Movie.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 25, 2018 5:54 PM |
I'm gay and I get no ping from him at all. I think a lot of DL seniors jack off to his pics and wish he was gay.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 26, 2018 7:00 AM |
R17 There's no wishing involved with this one.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 26, 2018 7:16 AM |
He's not hot and no one gives a shit about him,next!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 26, 2018 7:18 AM |
Yas queen
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 31, 2018 8:40 PM |
She's going to be a fat heifer later on, think Marlon Brando
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 31, 2018 8:47 PM |
r23 Oof, yeah. That middle-age spread is gonna get him good.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 31, 2018 8:49 PM |
Like I said on the other thread: he's going to make a great wisecracking eldergay, the life of the party, always ready with a cocktail and retaining more than a trace of his youthful bedroom eyes. Nice booty well into his caftan years.
Maybe in some ways he's already there.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 31, 2018 8:51 PM |
Actually I can totally see that. R25.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 31, 2018 8:56 PM |
This queen's gay fabulosity makes me look dim.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 31, 2018 9:10 PM |
I don't know a single about him....except he looks like a nelly queen.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 31, 2018 9:13 PM |
🍑 No butts about it. 🙂 I had a BLAST this weekend! 💥#
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 24, 2018 2:07 AM |
🚀A seriously unreal fun weekend. #Coachella 🎡
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 24, 2018 2:08 AM |
He seriously gives you no gay vibe, OP? Did you look at the pic you posted? How gay are you that that cupcake in the pic doesn't look gay?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 24, 2018 2:12 AM |
Now that Kevin McHale's out, it's time Garrett
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 24, 2018 2:17 AM |
Gurl needs to hustle and make her money while she can, before the chub hits her at 30/35. And before her top lip thins like Hugh Jackman's.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 24, 2018 2:23 AM |
Op is being sarcastic, you must be blinded than Helen Keller to not see it.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 24, 2018 2:28 AM |
Another box of buttercreams and that thigh in r13 is going to break the seams in those pants.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 24, 2018 2:31 AM |
Ummm Gary liked a very suggestive (as in blatantly referencing gay porn) IG post by drinksforgayz
IG pic linked here.
Receipt (screenshot of his like) incoming for those who don’t follow him on social media...
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 28, 2018 5:09 AM |
Receipt of Garrett’s IG like.
Note: I also follow aging Aussie twink Lachlan Buchanan, which is why his name shows up too.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 28, 2018 5:12 AM |
Garrett Clayton & Gregg Sulkin in "Don't Hang Up":
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 28, 2018 5:24 AM |
He has old man face. Just look at R33. He only looks cute now because of youth but that face on an older person? Uh....no.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 28, 2018 5:51 AM |
We already found his boyfriend on Facebook. Cut the crap. We have their photos. They've been in a longterm relationship. Garrett is a flamer to boot.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 28, 2018 6:07 AM |
At this point the only way he's coming out is when he gets married.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 28, 2018 6:16 AM |
[quote]We already found his boyfriend on Facebook. Cut the crap. We have their photos.
Link please.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 28, 2018 7:36 AM |
R42/R43 you need to post that on the linked thread.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 28, 2018 10:57 AM |
He's curvy! He inspires me! This is what a man is supposed to look like! Marilyn Monroe was a size 16!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 28, 2018 11:05 AM |
Are you fat, R50?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 28, 2018 2:11 PM |
Summer time is close. Guess who’s excited!?! 🕺 #TeenBeachMovie
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 4, 2018 3:35 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 4, 2018 3:35 PM |
Probably because of his penchant for shirts that resemble ladies' blouses, and the dress shoes sans socks!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 4, 2018 3:38 PM |
Homeboy is thick.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 4, 2018 3:42 PM |
He’s very 1950’s with it all. But I like it.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 4, 2018 3:43 PM |
Could anyone post a gif of Garrett dancing like a penguin in Teen Beach Movie? That's my favorite.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 4, 2018 4:12 PM |
[quote] Probably because of his penchant for shirts that resemble ladies' blouses, and the dress shoes sans socks!
Explanation please.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 4, 2018 4:12 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 4, 2018 4:45 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 4, 2018 4:48 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 4, 2018 4:48 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 4, 2018 4:48 PM |
R58 Refer to Op's pic @ top of thread. No explanation required, however...When people wear trends favoured by gay men, whether they actually are gay is immaterial.... people still make assumptions.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 4, 2018 7:11 PM |
Well, OP, do you feel like a fucking idiot now? Or just a goddamn fanfrau troll?
by Anonymous | reply 65 | August 21, 2018 5:58 AM |
Gay? Why that never even occurred to me.
Next you'll be insinuating that Ryan Seacrest is gay!
by Anonymous | reply 66 | August 21, 2018 6:02 AM |
R65, if you read the OP's post, I think he was being ironic.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | August 21, 2018 6:05 AM |
Do you think R3 was being ironic, too?
by Anonymous | reply 69 | August 21, 2018 6:08 AM |
One can hope R69
by Anonymous | reply 70 | August 21, 2018 6:11 AM |
[quote]No seriously he literally gives out no gay vibes to me. All his relationships seemed real
[quote]He is straight. It is just these DL dickheads who think he is gay along with every other good looking masculine man in Hollywood.
[quote]I have seen him out and about in LA and nothing screams gay. He does scream Nutella addict though... And he is super hot.
[quote]People don't THINK Garrett is gay, they WISH he was.
[quote]Garrett is particularly studly which leads to heaps o wishful thinking.
[quote]I'm gay and I get no ping from him at all. I think a lot of DL seniors jack off to his pics and wish he was gay.
Not sure if all of this can be categorized as "irony".
by Anonymous | reply 71 | August 21, 2018 6:12 AM |
Are they all the same person? Probably just a troll R71
by Anonymous | reply 73 | August 21, 2018 6:14 AM |
His boyfriend is fug, but must have a huge cock.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | August 22, 2018 12:08 AM |
Greetings, Earthlings. I am Marvin the Martian. Even here on my perch on Mars, next to the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator, I could see with an unaided eye the flames surrounding your Garrett Clayton. There was certainly no Mars-shattering kaboom when he came out.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | August 22, 2018 12:18 AM |
I think it's cute someone keeps denying how many people flock to DL to "defend" closeted celebs.
The difference in this case is he actually came out.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | August 22, 2018 1:34 AM |
I think the OP was satirizing this Zac Efron thread.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | August 22, 2018 5:45 PM |
Um, because we knew and he just come out.
And please dont transistion. We need all the gay role models necessary.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | August 22, 2018 6:42 PM |
Regardless, R77, DL is riddled with posts like R3 that are meant seriously.
So many deluded fanfrauen in our midst.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | August 22, 2018 8:37 PM |
They'll just need to move on to another obviously gay actor
by Anonymous | reply 80 | August 22, 2018 8:39 PM |
Here, OP..
To practice with until your senses have COMPLETELY gone.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | August 22, 2018 8:42 PM |