Continue your discussion of the show which seems oddly obsessed with samosas and chess these days.
EastEnders Part 7
by Anonymous | reply 600 | December 13, 2018 6:47 PM |
Aidan has GOT to go,
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 22, 2018 12:41 AM |
I'm thinking there'll be a "Who Killed Aidan?" story.
Problem is, no one would really care, and it would be cause for a party at The Vic.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 22, 2018 3:38 AM |
Yeah, you’re probably right, R2.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 22, 2018 4:03 PM |
Funniest thing I saw on the internet ...
"If you've been personally affected by #MagicMarv call the BBC Helpline."
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 22, 2018 6:02 PM |
Was Magic Marv meant to be reminiscent of Jimmy Saville?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 22, 2018 7:50 PM |
It was one for an hour tonight and I couldn't stomach it, so switched off half way through. For the first time in ten years, I'm tempted to stop watching EE altogether.
I just find the storylines so mundane. Who gives a fuck about bad tempered Ted and fat Bernie playing chess? Or Chatterjee and his new foster kid? Or even Tina and her daughter.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 23, 2018 12:39 AM |
Keegan will end up being a chess prodigy.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 23, 2018 3:32 PM |
So sick of Denise, Carmel, Kathy, Chatterjee.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 23, 2018 11:28 PM |
Carmel and Denise are hardly on nowadays, though.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 23, 2018 11:34 PM |
Aidan needs to go, as do Chattergee, Ted and Joyce and Bernie and her two spazzy brothers. Hot Keanu can stay.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 24, 2018 11:20 PM |
If the public weren’t forced to pay for this crap it would have been axed years ago. I watched it over Christmas and it had just become nonsense. Since when did the Vic have a roof garden? And since when did characters dramatically keep dying week after week?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 25, 2018 12:00 AM |
They have no idea who Keanu is, hot or not. One day he’s a sweet guy with a heart on his sleeve, the next he’s a pretendy thug. And the actor just isn’t very interesting. I think the entire family should go.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 25, 2018 12:17 AM |
R12 it’s because the writers on Eastenders are terrible. All BBC graduate scheme merchants who started as production assistants and applied internally. All of them are middle class and from the Home Counties and have never even mixed with working class people, let alone been to the Eastend.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 25, 2018 12:22 AM |
Sounds about right, R13. They’ve got to fix that.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 25, 2018 4:21 AM |
They’re bringing on someone to play Keegan’s dad. Oh goody.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 26, 2018 1:20 AM |
There just aren't any compelling characters to watch anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 26, 2018 1:36 AM |
So sick of Chattergee and Carmel.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 27, 2018 11:38 PM |
Aidan: "I am at the centre of a very large web."
Oh, please, just stop. So laughable.
And if Aidan is so great and powerful and all-knowing, why does he still think Mick took the money from The Heist to buy The Vic back? Hasn't anyone told the old man that Ciara got the money back from Mel and Sharon the Thief?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 28, 2018 5:48 PM |
I want that police officer from last night’s episode inside me quite deeply.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 28, 2018 6:04 PM |
Mick still wearing skinny jeans is hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 28, 2018 10:18 PM |
Karen Taylor making a big deal out of not being a thief is so unrealistic. When they moved in they were so notorious the police knew them by name.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 28, 2018 11:06 PM |
I'm far more interested in why "Darius is having a tough time" than anything else on screen right now.
Let's see ...
- His hot boyfriend broke up with him and took the dog.
- At the last minute, his boss reneged on letting him have time off to go to the White Party Festival in Miami this week.
- His wealthy sugar daddy dropped dead of a heart attack, meaning he'll be homeless in two weeks.
- He blew his knee out in rugby practice last night and and won't be able to play in the gay league finals coming up.
- Carmel is still annoyingly contacting his ex-fiancé trying to manipulate the two of them into getting back together.
- Some big, smelly-looking thug named "Aidan MacSomething" showed up at his front door issuing threats and calling him a 'poof.'
Other ideas?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 1, 2018 12:25 AM |
Kim has a face like a water buffalo. I do wish she would leave the soap.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 3, 2018 12:04 AM |
I would have been fine if they pulled a retcon with Hunter’s age. He just doesn’t look 15. He should be 17.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 3, 2018 12:38 AM |
Aiden’s being killed off this week, right?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 5, 2018 11:30 PM |
Will e20 continue to have LGBT night every Tuesday like R&Я did? .. And was there a reason why they left that poster on the wall behind Hunter in those scenes?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 6, 2018 12:59 AM |
Hunter’s coming OUT.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 6, 2018 2:58 AM |
It wouldn't surprise me if Hunter's problem with Jack is because he has 'daddy' issues and gets 'bothered' every time he's close at hand.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 6, 2018 9:58 PM |
So looks like Keanu not only gets Ben's mate, Jay, but apparently, Ben's job as well.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 6, 2018 9:59 PM |
That scene with the hitman tonight was really a gem. I gather the actor has been on Game of Thrones. He was really wonderful.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 6, 2018 10:05 PM |
That hitman guy was Mr Lizard from the infamous Brass Eye comedy series.
Well, I was glued to my screen today and Tuesday. Finally, Danny Dyer comes into his own. That scene when he and Linda were slow-dancing in The Vic was really chilling.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 9, 2018 1:22 AM |
I'm so sick of this storyline. I really just don't care about Mick and Aiden. I want more of Stacey's skank cousin.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 9, 2018 1:50 AM |
They should have Bobby Beale make a shock return and whack Aidan dead with his hockey stick.
Instantaneous redemption.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 9, 2018 2:22 AM |
Those stupid bitches over at WW who were insisting that Wilmott Brown died back in late December after tonight’s episode where Phil threatened Aidan re Luke’s death, claiming he’d have a wealthy and powerful family to contend with. And that was a reference to a still-breathing JWB. Suck it, bitches!
So Luke was killed by Aidan’s goons, after all. I wonder if he gave them all blowjobs before his teeth were removed. Oh wait, maybe it was afterwards.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 9, 2018 10:44 PM |
I guess Fi and Lauren's bf still count as rich and powerful as they've inherited all the money.
Lauren walking away from Josh was absolutely ridiculous. She was penniless and had always adored him. EE is stupid sometimes.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 10, 2018 2:12 AM |
I enjoyed this week's episodes for the first time in ages but was then horrified by the glimpse of the weeks ahead, with lots of comedy and fake funerals and the return of the woman who was the reason why I stopped watching in 2004 - gross Kat Slater. I loathe her.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 10, 2018 2:13 AM |
And Jessie Wallace is obviously a supercunt. She should have served jail time for yelling “Osama!” at the top of her lungs at a cab driver in 2003 or whenever it was. She could have gotten him killed. Vile cow.
R35, JWB made it clear he was cutting both Fi and Josh out of his will. Phil was referring to either JWB or his brother. JWB is still alive, albeit hanging by a thread.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 10, 2018 3:55 AM |
Is this the week of Kat’s return?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 12, 2018 6:10 PM |
I think I can smell her already.
Honestly, a houseful of Slater women doesn't excite me.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 12, 2018 8:38 PM |
Could someone please start a new Corrie thread? I really think that cutie Josh is going to turn out to be gay or bi. When he told David that Maria wasn't his type, I detected something more.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 12, 2018 8:47 PM |
R40 Isn't there already more than one Corrie thread up?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 12, 2018 9:06 PM |
R40, you obviously don’t know what Josh will do within a month. It won’t be pleasant.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 12, 2018 10:45 PM |
ha ha .. NOW they mention Peter and Simon. .. So I guess Peter is doing alright. I wonder if we'll ever hear how Simon reacted to Steven's death, or what he thinks about Mad Max having custody of his grandbaby?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 14, 2018 1:33 AM |
This new guy playing Keegan’s dad used to be on EE as a police officer.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 15, 2018 3:22 AM |
Jenna Russell’s leaving soon. Bye bye Michelle.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 18, 2018 10:55 PM |
So now that the rubbish Big Heist storyline is over with, Ben's just going to remain in Calais and live off the meager10K he got from the purloined jewelry? I think that's where Phil said Ben was. Every time Kathy appears wearing that typically out-of-place necklace, I'm going to be reminded of it all.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 19, 2018 6:52 PM |
Vincent’s FINALLY leaving this spring.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 19, 2018 11:13 PM |
I actually like Vincent, or what was the potential of Vincent. What I don't like is his being pussy-whipped by Kim and how they turned him into a total wuss during this recent garbage with Aidan. To that end, this move doesn't surprise me.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 20, 2018 12:26 AM |
Good God, this Slater storyline is already a clusterfuck. The “actress” who plays Mo really is horrendous. No wonder Emmerdale got a higher rating last night. It’s a huge miscalculation that having the Slaters back would re-energize the show.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 20, 2018 1:59 PM |
R50 IA. And Monday's episode was one big waste of time. Stacy and Mo planning a funeral with Jay? Arshad and Masood trying to figure out Mariam's favorite place? Who cares? Both went on far too long.
I would have preferred to see more banter-bonding between Hunter and Keegan while playing footie for some actual character development.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 20, 2018 5:23 PM |
I think Kat's return has a lot of potential.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 20, 2018 6:46 PM |
I certainly would prefer to see Kat without Alfie. Together they’re toxic and I fast forward through all their scenes.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 20, 2018 9:23 PM |
Thank God Joyce is on her way out.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 21, 2018 1:51 PM |
Joyce will be killed off in two weeks. I believe the theories that she either quit or was fired due to a huge blowout between her and the actor who plays Ted. They haven’t had scenes together in at least a month.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 21, 2018 5:56 PM |
Joyce killed off? .. Does that mean Ted is staying? .. I hope we don't have to sit through more boring funeral planning scenes where another skint character is shocked at what it costs to bury someone.
They should have just sent them both to Australia and been done with it.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 21, 2018 10:37 PM |
Yeah, Ted is staying. Patrick will need a geriatric buddy to hang out with when he gets back from the Caribbean.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | March 21, 2018 11:17 PM |
[quote] I certainly would prefer to see Kat without Alfie. Together they’re toxic and I fast forward through all their scenes.
Unfortunately, he's back too. Reports say he begins filming within the next two weeks.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 22, 2018 12:25 AM |
Yeah but it’s only for a brief period of time, R58. He’ll probably sulk off back to Spain and leave the kids with her. I’d prefer he was killed off.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | March 22, 2018 3:38 AM |
Well, talk about jumping the shark. I don’t give a shit if the second episode was actually written by legendary scribe Tony Jordan-that was absolute shit. Godawful. Horrendous.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 23, 2018 1:12 AM |
Not much is registering with me on EE. I actually enjoy Pobol and Rownd more these days. Anyone watch Doctors? Does the relatively new Will & Ben story make it worth watching the whole show? I'm not familiar with it at all, but may have a free half hour of viewing time very very soon.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 25, 2018 8:58 PM |
Finally fuggy Joyce has died so Ted must be next out of the door.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | March 30, 2018 8:54 PM |
I wish all the Taylors were out the door next.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | March 30, 2018 9:05 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 1, 2018 6:49 AM |
Are you English fraus? Why you watchin EE without any gays? Sados.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 1, 2018 7:19 AM |
R65, Hunter will turn out to be a gay. And he will be a fabulous gay bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 1, 2018 1:39 PM |
If Hunter's gay, he obviously has a thing for older men (i.e. his crush on Ray and his obsession with Jack). .. I suppose this would tie into his unresolved 'daddy' issues
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 2, 2018 9:49 PM |
R67, I can’t wait for Dan to return to Walford for Hunter to become obsessed with him. I’m posittive Dan was banging Jamie in the Arches way back when.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 2, 2018 11:26 PM |
Geeez - How much longer must we endure The Ted & Bernie Show?
And Hunter's a psychopath? I suppose that could mean he's bisexual in Albert Square.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 5, 2018 9:39 PM |
At least we haven't seen the Chatterjees and their samosas for a while.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 5, 2018 10:29 PM |
I'm not sure I'd call it a "snub." .. If a show is poor, then it's poor .. and undeserving.
(Hollyoaks is actually better and far more entertaining right now. Their spot in the noms is deserved.)
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 6, 2018 9:07 PM |
Urgh, 16 year old Hunter made sure his seduction of Louise was caught on camera for Phil to see. Hideous.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 7, 2018 11:29 PM |
That wink and smirk he gave the camera really was something. And he’s certainly got the kind of face which is begging for a smack. I hope Phil’s son Ben returns so he can fuck him, too.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 8, 2018 12:25 AM |
They made sure to let us know that Hunter is still only 15. Are they really going to go there with "tutor" Michelle again? Or will Hunter just make something up to scare her off to get rid of her? I'm sure Bex and Lou would tell him about Preston.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 10, 2018 12:03 AM |
R74, I think Hunter will lie about Michelle coming on to him, forcing her to flee to Australia to live with Vicki.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 10, 2018 2:40 AM |
Oh God I can’t stand Mo and her gorilla face.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 10, 2018 10:39 PM |
I loathe any scene with Mo in it.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 11, 2018 1:22 AM |
Donna the Dwarf is finally leaving the show, thank fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 11, 2018 2:05 AM |
I hope she takes that village idiot Robbie with her.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 11, 2018 2:23 AM |
Can Sonia tag along as well?
by Anonymous | reply 80 | April 11, 2018 5:17 AM |
I like Sonia. I really miss Carol. This is fun.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 11, 2018 5:28 PM |
Have to fast forward through all the Ted stuff. He’s unbearable.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 14, 2018 4:37 AM |
I was so pleased when boring Joyce died, now we just need to get rid of surly Ted too. It looks like he might be going to go off with that old hoe he met at Joyce's wake.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 15, 2018 1:30 AM |
Ted and Bernie already act like a married couple.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | April 15, 2018 2:12 AM |
Which is super creepy.
Good God, the bitch playing Hayley has missing teeth and acne. Is she going to be a regular?
by Anonymous | reply 85 | April 15, 2018 3:05 AM |
R85 I mentioned Hayley's skin and teeth when she first appeared. Her hair is a mess as well. Makes no sense that Martin would cast a glance. She actually looks like she smells too, and not just of cigarette smoke. Just plain yuk,
by Anonymous | reply 86 | April 16, 2018 6:24 PM |
God, I hope Vincent leaves tonight.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | April 20, 2018 3:04 PM |
I want Kim and freeze dried Denise to leave and I have for a long time.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | April 20, 2018 11:33 PM |
Vincent’s exit tonight was fucking awful. Blackwood was TERRIBLE with that endless pause they had him do and then the stupid grin. The idiot frauen over at WW think Vincent actually survived. Puhleeze.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | April 21, 2018 12:51 AM |
The whole of next week looks TERRIBLE ... more Mas versus Ian; Mas and Chatterjee looking for the new foster kid; Tiff on social media; the return of Halfwit; and more hi-jinks with Kat & Mo.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | April 22, 2018 7:18 PM |
I love camp, sassy Sharon. She looks so much better without all that bulk though and those hideous, loose black clothes.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | April 22, 2018 8:14 PM |
Not more Chatterjee and the grim foster kids, no-one cares ffs.
Glad to see the back of new Michelle. Sharon needs to lose three stone and so does Ian.
So is Vincent dead? Is the actor confirmed as leaving EE? Surely ugly Kim will have to leave as well and maybe freeze dried Denise too. Patrick can stay though.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | April 23, 2018 12:03 AM |
I hate nearly everyone in EE except: Mick, Linda, Whitney, Stacey, Martin, Patrick, Ian, Sharon
by Anonymous | reply 93 | April 23, 2018 12:04 AM |
Yes, R92, Vincent is gone. The actor who plays him has confirmed it. He claimed he “nailed” his final scene in the back of the car. I thought it was embarrassingly self-indulgent, myself.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | April 23, 2018 12:33 AM |
So is Kim going to get that £1,00,000 from Vincent's life insurance policy they made sure to show us a week or so ago?
by Anonymous | reply 95 | April 23, 2018 6:26 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 96 | April 27, 2018 11:46 PM |
Another fucking funeral! Jesus Christ, I'm so sick of them on this soap.
And why are they killing off one of the best characters in Shaqil?
by Anonymous | reply 97 | April 28, 2018 12:22 AM |
I think the actor playing Shaki fucked up so they’re killing him off. He’s apparently only appeared in three episodes this year so far.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | April 28, 2018 12:35 AM |
Hopefully, though, we'll be spared ANOTHER public service announcement on how expensive funerals are and why poor people can't afford them.
From what we've heard, Umar should be able to pay for one.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | April 28, 2018 1:06 AM |
Is Denise still on the show? The one married to kevin, the one who ran the mini mart? If so, wow...!
by Anonymous | reply 100 | April 28, 2018 2:32 AM |
R100 Yeah, Denise is still on. The actress was even one of EE's noms on the first ballot for Best Actress in the British Soap Awards this year.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | April 28, 2018 2:50 AM |
Most of last spring was, in fact, ALL about Denise. I like the actress who plays her but that storyline of Denise reduced to eating out of garbage cans was awful.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | April 28, 2018 1:50 PM |
Kush is wasted on freeze dried Denise. He needs a gay storyline or, failing that, some hot young 20 something girl to get with and piss ancient Denise off.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | April 29, 2018 2:28 AM |
Denise eating out of trash cans was a ridiculous storyline, considering Kim moves straight in with Denise after Vincent leaves her. Denise wouldn't even ask Kim for £20.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | April 29, 2018 2:39 AM |
Both Kush and Martin should ditch the bitch and make the switch.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | April 29, 2018 7:45 AM |
Are we supposed to believe that the car lot doesn't have CCTV security cams? It always did before ... like every car lot I've ever set foot on. This even figured in the 'Who Killed Lucy?' story.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | May 3, 2018 4:43 AM |
Shakil finally reappeared tonight. I was wondering if he’d ever show up before he gets killed off.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | May 3, 2018 7:32 PM |
Damn, I want Jack inside me quite deeply. And then I’d want to bang Kush.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | May 4, 2018 12:49 AM |
Does Hunter want Jack inside him quite deeply? He seems rather obsessed with the hot daddy.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | May 4, 2018 2:02 AM |
Hunter and Jack are gonna bang, for sure. Just what Jack needs, a conviction for paedophilia.
Apparently the camera is a dummy so Max can save money.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | May 4, 2018 3:07 AM |
Paedophilia? .. I was addressing the fantasies of a teenager, not the suggestion that Jack would (currently) respond.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | May 4, 2018 6:43 PM |
I always had fantasy of Dan banging Jamie in the lock up. They had undeniable sexual chemistry, especially when Dan would back Jamie against a wall and threaten him. There was also a very heavy sexual undercurrent going on between Hunter’s dad Steve and poor Matthew.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | May 4, 2018 11:14 PM |
Max and the now dead Steven had that going on as well. Max would back Steven against a wall and spit invective three inches from his face.
EE is hilariously unrealistic the way it has fit muscly 20 something guys like Steven and Keanu being threatened by lardy old men like Phil and Max.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | May 5, 2018 12:58 AM |
Sharon and Keanu are going to fuck-I can feel it in me waters.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | May 5, 2018 12:59 AM |
So sick of the sight of ugly ginger Max, freeze dried Denise, bison Kim and dry roasted Mel.
Why can't EE get some hot new talent?
by Anonymous | reply 115 | May 5, 2018 3:31 AM |
[quote] Why can't EE get some hot new talent?
You mean that hot stud, Halfway, doesn't do it for you?
by Anonymous | reply 116 | May 5, 2018 6:16 AM |
Something tells me Halfway’s “brother” Stuart is going to be a major character down the road and maybe actually fathered one of Linda’s kids? There has to be a reason she slagged him off so much. And if he and Mick were so tight why hasn’t he been in Walford before?
by Anonymous | reply 117 | May 5, 2018 2:13 PM |
They were mentioning Stuart's name over and over, like they do when about to introduce a new character. He's bound to be super hot and will probably try to win Whitney over.
Sick of this de-gayed soap though. All the gay characters gone, even fugly bi Tina has left now.
Mel and Jack slurp kissing made me feel sick. Please, no.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | May 5, 2018 11:08 PM |
I still think Hunter will have the homosex by Christmas, probably with NuNuNuNuNuBen.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | May 5, 2018 11:10 PM |
Keanu and Hunter need to get their hoe on once Hunter is 16.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | May 6, 2018 1:08 AM |
[quote] They were mentioning Stuart's name over and over, like they do when about to introduce a new character. He's bound to be super hot ...
Ricky Champ (Stuart) "super hot" ???
by Anonymous | reply 121 | May 6, 2018 1:28 AM |
Ricky’s definitely got that geezer thing going on.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | May 6, 2018 3:26 AM |
Would it kill them to find a handsome stud who can also act?
by Anonymous | reply 123 | May 7, 2018 12:41 AM |
Danny Mac would be the one, R123, but he was a big deal on Strictly Come Dancing and wants to be a West End star, apparently.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | May 7, 2018 1:39 AM |
R125 Loved Danny in Hollyoaks ~sigh~ at least we have Adam Woodward (Brody) to fill the hunk factor .. who's even proving he can act now that the grooming storyline has begun.
Well, if the West End doesn't want bespectacled Danny R124, just keep the glasses, add a hearing aid and a tattoo on his ring finger, and he can play NuNuNuNuNuBen with a French makeover .. lol!
by Anonymous | reply 126 | May 8, 2018 12:28 AM |
There isn't going to be a NUBen as Harry Reid would be very happy to come back and play him, he didn't leave of his own volition.
Sick of bald ugly men being added to the cast like this fug Stuart guy. Aren't there enough fug types around with Phil and Max in every scene?
by Anonymous | reply 127 | May 8, 2018 2:01 AM |
Harry Reid won’t be coming back. He was fired. It doesn’t matter if he wants to come back. It ain’t gonna happen. John Yorke recognized his serious limitations as an actor and cut him loose. There will probably be a NuBen by the end of the year.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | May 8, 2018 3:17 AM |
Harry Reid and Jac Jossa are going to end up doing panto to make ends meet. Jac's massive bodybuilder husband cheated on her and she's got really fat since she had her first kid aged 22. If she loses weight she could have a good career ahead of her but ONLY if she loses weight.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | May 10, 2018 1:01 AM |
I wouldn't doubt Jossa would like to work her way into something more along the lines of being a talk show panelist (e.g. Loose Women), owing to why she started her own Vlog on youtube ("Jacqueline's World") a few months ago. If she were able to get that kind of gig, then she may not have to lose a ton of weight, because the women at home would identify with her, plus she'd be sitting down most of the time.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | May 10, 2018 8:34 PM |
It's somehow even more dull than last year. I keep hanging on going something decent happens but what's the point? Coronation Street absolutely blows it out of the water now. I feel bad for the good actors that are there that they are given this rubbish to do. They must see Coronation Street and think why can't they give us stories like that to get our teeth into?
by Anonymous | reply 131 | May 10, 2018 9:13 PM |
^^ *hoping something decent
by Anonymous | reply 132 | May 10, 2018 9:15 PM |
R131 I totally agree about Coronation Street right now. In comparison, while I'm still watching EE, it's become sheer drudgery at the moment.
But on the subject of Corrie, I'm fearful of Iain MacLeod taking over there now. .. I hate all the unfunny, comic crap at his Emmerdale, not to mention the multitude of boring, useless characters that populate the show. .. I actually stopped watching about a week ago. .. I hope the new Emmerdale producer is able to make some changes.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | May 10, 2018 9:51 PM |
Such sad news about Barbara Windsor reaching an advanced stage of Alzheimer’s.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | May 11, 2018 2:44 AM |
Bye bye Shaki.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | May 21, 2018 8:37 PM |
Just how big is Pat’s old house?? They have Stacey, her three kids, Whitney, Tiffany, Kat, Mo, Jean, Hayley, and now Martin moving back in! 8 adults and 3 kids in a terraced council house with 1 bathroom?
If I read correctly upthread, Shaki bites it? Shame, he was starting to look good sans man bun and I like the friendship with Keegan. His character had potential I thought. Ah well. Will his death mean we’ll see the back of Carmel too?
With this move to Dubai, does this mean Denise is leaving too? I know Davood/Kush is leaving the show, wondering if this is Denise’s exit too — or will she change her mind at the last minute to stay and be there for her sister?
I am so sick of the Carter family drama!! Mick is such a pussy. Obviously they’re setting Stuart up in some revenge storyline (“you have the life I should have had!”) with I’m guessing Halfway as the eventual savior who will stand up to, stop Stuart and save Mick or Linda.
WTF is the story with Kat and Alfie?? She faked her reunion with him and the kids the other week, what’s going on? Is the whole “Redwater” story scrapped? I thought I read Alfie is coming back - any updates?
I think they made a mistake wrapping up the whole Weyland story so quickly. I’m not saying it should have gone the full 3 years originally planned, but the posh baddies offered a lot of options beyond the Wilmott-Brown revenge story. Plus there was Uncle Hugo, who made that whole speech about starting in the EastEnd and hating it (or similar) when he first showed up with Max.
Why/how is Max even in contention to be baby Abi’s guardian??? Tonya’s not going for guardianship?? Only Cora?? And yes, Max, marrying a prostitute and crack addict will help with the social. Not to mention killing your daughter’s fiancée, trying to kill the same daughter’s mother-in-law, and threatening bodily harm on same daughter’s brother-in-law. Never mind the fact that he’s directly responsible for the deaths of 2 of his children; while his remaining 2 have nothing to do with him. Couldn’t Cora spill that tea and ruin any chance Max and Rainey may have? I’m going to guess for the 3 references he needs, he’ll get Jack, somehow convince Stacey, and now approach Mel since he helped her track down Hunter. Would be awesome if Cora lines up letters from all Max has wronged and gets custody, sending Max and Rainey off the rails. Ugh. Ridiculous storyline!
So Phil wants to rebuild his empire? Ugh. He’s way too long in the tooth to be the resident hardman. Bring in some young modern criminal gangster types, they’ll run circles around Phil and his small time scams, finally making Phil realize his time has passed.
Ben’s coming back? I thought Jay was leaving too - can’t see Ben coming back.
Yes, I 100% agree, EE needs not only some good looking men but some gay storylines with some good looking men. As it is, there are no gays, only 2 bi women (Tina and Sonia) on the show. Woeful.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | May 21, 2018 9:47 PM |
I dom’t think Kush is going anywhere. I know Kush’s brother Darius and father Umar will show up for Shaki’s funeral.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | May 21, 2018 9:55 PM |
[quote] With this move to Dubai, does this mean Denise is leaving too? I know Davood/Kush is leaving the show, wondering if this is Denise’s exit too — or will she change her mind at the last minute to stay and be there for her sister?
It sounds like the story is going to be around Kush rethinking his decision to move to Dubai, because, with Shaki having been murdered, he doesn't think he can leave Carmel alone. Apparently, Umar and Darius are both expecting him to stick with the plan, though.
My guess would be that neither the loyal son nor Denise will be going anywhere.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | May 22, 2018 12:49 AM |
Carmel will apparently attempt suicide next week but will survive. I think she, Denise and Kush will all stick around.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | May 22, 2018 12:55 AM |
A newborn wouldn't be given to a woman of 70 with a history of homelessness so it's ridiculous that Cora is going for custody, and Max too. The kid should be given to a younger family.
So annoyed that Shakil has gone and the likes of freeze dried Denise and horrific Carmel are still around. Water buffalo Kim should be axed too.
Chatterjee appeared again today and I really hoped I'd seen the back of her.
It's like a cast filled with minor characters or comic characters. What happened to the great drama EE used to deliver? So sick of it.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | May 22, 2018 1:40 AM |
R140 - agreed 100%!!! Are Cora and Max really the only options for baby Abi?!? If so, British Social Services seem as fucked up as NYC’s ACS. I’m guessing Tonya is still mid breakdown? Lauren I’ll just assume is being her normal selfish self and couldn’t be bothered.
Wouldn’t it be a hoot if neither get baby Abi and the social set her up with foster parents aunt and uncle Chattergee (sp?)!
PS - was anyone else totally unsatisfied and confused by Jane’s permanent departure from the Square was handled and the “we’ve just grown apart” explanation of Ian’s for their split? They (writers) really made a dog’s dinner out of that, and most of the storylines they had to tie up once TBTB decided to end the whole Weyland storyline, seemingly with no notice.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | May 22, 2018 6:18 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 142 | May 22, 2018 7:19 AM |
Damn, Nick Berry looks GOOD.
I’m pretty sure what happened with Laurie Brett was she had terrible back pain and this led them to put Jane in a wheelchair for a long period of time. I think she’s eventually coming back. She mentioned on Twitter going somewhere like Thailand and her back pain was seriously lessened. Maybe she’s had surgery.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | May 22, 2018 2:01 PM |
Thanks R143, I had no idea Laurie had a back injury/issue - I just took it for granted the wheelchair and crutches were just part of the storyline. I hope she does return -hopefully with dishy brother Christian!
I second Nick Berry looking good! Damn!
PS-the Black SUV spotted on the Square and everyone feeling they’re being watched — that hasn’t been revealed/solved yet, right? Any theories?
by Anonymous | reply 144 | May 22, 2018 6:35 PM |
R144 I got the idea that the guy in the black SUV who was watching people was meant to be Stuart.
Recall, the episode started with the anonymous person sitting in his SUV watching people (who included Linda, Mick and Halfway). And it ended with a masked Stuart accosting Mick in the barrel room. .. Also, when they showed the guy in the SUV, he was wearing black and had a wristwatch on his right arm ... same as Stuart.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | May 22, 2018 7:17 PM |
Stuart is unwatchable. I fast forward through all this stuff.
Tonight’s episode was awful except for the bits with Hayley. This show doesn’t seem to be coming together at all the way it should.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | May 22, 2018 7:19 PM |
All the fraus are going nuts over the kid who plays Keegan-“Oh, isn’t he playing a blinder?” Jesus Christ. All he did was lay there and cry!
by Anonymous | reply 147 | May 23, 2018 12:44 AM |
Agree that Stuart is boring af, as soon as he comes on I start scrolling through my phone. There are enough ugly middle aged bald men in that soap already, we don't need another.
It's just getting worse and worse.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | May 23, 2018 11:16 PM |
[quote] There are enough ugly middle aged bald men in that soap already, we don't need another.
haha ... The difference between EastEnders and Hollyoaks ...
Not long before "Stuart" showed up in Walford to harass his nerdy, younger brother, "Callum" and cause trouble with The Carters -- Hollyoaks introduced a character named "Theo" who showed up in Chester to harass his nerdy, younger, brother, "Milo" and stir things up among The Cunninghams.
Matt Kennard, who's playing "Theo," is not only a talented, charismatic actor, but looks like this (below).
Plus, the story's better as well, since it actually ties into an event that happened on the soap 14 years ago.
Memo to BBC, it ain't that hard to find actors who are both sexy and talented.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | May 24, 2018 1:12 AM |
The kid playing Keegan is cute but can’t act for shit.
Bonnie Langford was fabulous, though.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | May 26, 2018 2:26 AM |
The eldest Kazemi brother has finally appeared following Shakil's death and he does look.a bit gay! We need this, let's pray together.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | May 28, 2018 7:25 PM |
The dad Umar is hot, too!
by Anonymous | reply 153 | May 28, 2018 7:57 PM |
Unless they're changing things, Darius was always said to be the middle boy, in between Kush and Shaki. .. And unless he's bi or closeted, Kush mentioned something about Darius and his wife a month or two ago.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | May 28, 2018 8:05 PM |
Kush mentioned that Darius and his wife were apparently having “marriage difficulties” out there in Dubai.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | May 28, 2018 9:57 PM |
Is Darius returning at some point, because his agency indicated he's only doing three episodes. He's alright, but nothing special.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | May 28, 2018 10:14 PM |
Darius has that bright eyed look that actors cast to be gay often have. Keegan is gay for sure so they may hoe, fingers crossed.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | May 28, 2018 11:59 PM |
Darius looks slightly metrosexual. Maybe it's just because he's better groomed than the usual suspects on this show.
And with that spin the bottle game and the look on Louise's face when Keegan kissed Tiff, it seems obvious they still want to do something with her and Keegan.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | May 29, 2018 1:50 AM |
Keegan needs to find out he's gay, face abuse and then come out.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | May 29, 2018 1:53 AM |
Fat Bernie is a lesbian!
She enjoyed her Spin the Bottle kiss with Tiffany.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | May 29, 2018 11:08 PM |
Keegan won't be gay, but Bernie might be lesbian.
And given the serious scenes in this episode, the douche "joke" was unfunny and in such poor taste.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | May 30, 2018 1:00 AM |
It’s official: Jean is as stupid as Rose on The Golden Girls for not knowing what douche is.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | May 30, 2018 1:27 AM |
They turn Tina from lesbian to bisexual and Berna who was pregnant from her boyfriend into a bisexual? What? Tiff as in Bianca's daughter? When was she turned? Is this lesbian enders now? They axed all the boys.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | May 31, 2018 8:02 AM |
TIff isn't turned, R163. .. At this point, she's just the object of Bernie's questioning and rather eye-rolling affections.
And that radio report Mick was listening to was a blooper, right? .. The announcer said Shakil "was pronounced dead at the scene," but that's not what we saw. When Shakil was found in the garden, Kush said he was still breathing, and Ian was directing them what to do. The police investigator was there calling the ambulance, and the paramedics put oxygen on Shakil. The doctors were still working on him in the next episode when Carmel came running into the hospital, and that's when we saw the monitors flatline.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | May 31, 2018 8:27 PM |
Mick is spazzing out big time with the guilt of turning Shakil away from the Vic. That scenario was ridiculous, Shakil would have gasped out 'I've been stabbed' and Mick would have helped him. He'd seen him in the Vic 30 minutes before, perfectly sober.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | May 31, 2018 10:47 PM |
So stupid. This show sucks.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | May 31, 2018 10:53 PM |
R165 IA .. and even if Shakil couldn't have gasped that from of his weakening voicebox, he could have at least extended his hand long enough to show Mick all the blood on it. .. And since Shakil still had enough energy in him at that point to walk all the way over to the garden, why didn't he just plop himself down at the front door of The Vic instead and start banging on it with his foot? He knew Mick was still up, and he could even hear voices coming from behind the door. .. We soon saw Shirley escorting Ted out the door. .. And I still don't understand how or why Shakil ended up hidden under the bushes and behind the trash bags in the garden? .. Makes absolutely no sense. .. If he'd stayed out in the open, Bernie & Keanu or Denise & Kush would have found him. We saw both couples go through the garden.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | June 1, 2018 12:01 AM |
The whole scenario was absolutely ludicrous. Keegan is supposed to have a voice box injury but his stab wound was revealed yesterday and it's nowhere near his throat, it's on the side of his neck!
by Anonymous | reply 168 | June 1, 2018 1:13 AM |
Keegan has been referred to as “a good lad” and “a good kid.” Has he shown one indication that he is? No. He’s a sadistic thug. This “softening” of his character is ludicrous in the extreme.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | June 1, 2018 8:08 PM |
More of the clichéd "he's just a poor, young, misunderstood kid" tripe.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | June 1, 2018 8:59 PM |
Sick of Stacey and Martin having sex every chance they get.
Now water buffalo Kim is pregnant again too and I was hoping her and freeze dried Denise might leave the show.
Whither the gay? I need some beautiful guy to realise he loves men but there are no candidates.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | June 6, 2018 8:08 AM |
It got a horrible rating last night-a 3.2. They might have to do major housecleaning this summer. Keegan, Louise, Karen, Riley, Chatham, Halfway, Mick and Mo all need to GO.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | June 6, 2018 1:09 PM |
Riley and Chatham can go off to their dad - write it up like it’s for a better special needs school or something. But I think Karen and Keegan stay. I like Karen so that’s fine by me; Keegan can be annoying, but I’m indifferent on him staying or going.
I’m sick of Whitney, so I wouldn’t mind if she and Halfway hit the road, tho then there’s no reason for Tiffany to stay, and as annoying as she can be in that annoying 14yo girl way, I like her and Bernadette. They remind me of Shirley and Heather in that weird best friends combo way.
I read online that Danny Dyer hasn’t renewed his contract yet, so maybe he’ll jog on. Hopefully if he does it won’t be some uber tragic Carter family storyline - there’s been more than enough of those, thank you.
I wouldn’t mind seeing the back of Billy & Honey Mitchell - he gets a proper job miles and miles away and he and Honey decide on a fresh start.
I read Mo is somehow involved with the stolen $15K from e20, I guess that could be used to write her out.
I do remember reading that both Kush and Tina were leaving the show, but that was a while ago. I thought the Dubai thing would have worked as an exit, but now I guess not? Since Tina’s gone off to visit ZsaZsa, will there just be a phone call saying she’s staying and that’s it?
Disappointed we only got the handsome Darius for two or three days. Too bad he wasn’t the new gay guy on the Square!
Speaking of gays on the Square, here’s a thought - since Kim is losing the house, have a young, good looking gay couple buy it. Like a City boy and his personal trainer partner. That’s a start at least.
I’m not a fan of this convoluted Kat-Alfie-Hayley story. It just seems sloppy. I suppose we’re forgetting everything that happened in “Redwater” too.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | June 6, 2018 6:18 PM |
Billy will never be written out, though.
Kush and Tina were never rumored to be leaving. Where did you get that from?
I like Bernadette and Tiffany as friends.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | June 6, 2018 9:03 PM |
{quote] I read online that Danny Dyer hasn’t renewed his contract yet, so maybe he’ll jog on.
It was reported nine months ago that he'd signed a two-year contract. This was not long after Yorke came on board.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | June 6, 2018 9:06 PM |
... It does sound like he'll be off the show for a month or so early next year when he does some West End play.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | June 6, 2018 9:06 PM |
Is this thing about a bag of stolen money Part 2 of some kind of weird trilogy? .. We just went through something like this with Aidan and Ciara looking for their purloined cash.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | June 8, 2018 12:55 AM |
Those scenes with the kids tonight were ENDLESS. This show is becoming a genuine chore to get through. Kim’s stuff was good, though, along with the unlikely pairing of Carmel and Ian.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | June 8, 2018 2:16 AM |
Hilarious that Jack called Hunter out on his daddy fixation.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | June 11, 2018 1:28 AM |
Ray better be a hot daddy with a prominent bulge.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | June 11, 2018 1:58 AM |
So it's confirmed. Hunter's the new psycho. Can he at least be bisexual like Steven?
by Anonymous | reply 181 | June 12, 2018 1:24 AM |
I hope he murders Keegan, Karen and Louise.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | June 12, 2018 1:25 AM |
I just don't like or follow these complicated who dunnit plots the new producer keeps introducing. All that shit with Sharon and Mel and now more stolen cash. It's just not compelling.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | June 13, 2018 2:46 PM |
RIP Leslie Grantham. Den is one of the true icons of this show.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | June 15, 2018 3:56 PM |
So today I fastforwarded through bison Kim and freeze dried Denise cooking dinner, then through some interminable conversation between Mick and Boring Stewart. At the end, Stewart turned into a paedo hunter.
I thought EE couldn't get worse but it has.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | June 16, 2018 1:30 AM |
It really has gotten worse. Stuart is unwatchable.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | June 16, 2018 2:30 AM |
[quote] RIP Leslie Grantham. Den is one of the true icons of this show.
Den and Angie were such originals. I remember the revelation of the father of Michelle's baby.
Peggy Mitchell was the last character that made me feel anything like what the original EE did. Unable to pick up the threads of new stories.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | June 17, 2018 2:46 AM |
I can't believe the BBC has allowed Yorke the have no gay characters on EE. Especially how little gay characters and personalities BBC Ones has overall.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | June 17, 2018 4:23 AM |
The kid who plays Hunter REALLY needs to hit the gym. He’s way too skinny. He’s got chicken legs and probably no ass at all.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | June 17, 2018 6:10 AM |
I hate it at the moment, more than at any time in the past.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | June 17, 2018 9:55 AM |
I think it’s been worse at other times, particularly 2007/2008.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | June 17, 2018 1:46 PM |
It doesn't help that the characters I liked have gone, like Roxy, Shaki, Lauren and Abbie and even Lee and Jonny and Nancy. We're left with weak who dunnit plots and the Slaters screeching like fish wives all over, with Kat inexplicably removing herself from the children she spent years trying to conceive and was obsessed with.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | June 17, 2018 4:09 PM |
Friday's episode was horrible.
Stuart the Paedo Hunter ... All of the Kim Kerap ... Pathetic Masood ... Mo' of Mo ... and of course, our regular dose of vomit.
I guess we should be glad the stolen money garbage is over with and Woody is gone, but the whole thing was a big waste of time.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | June 17, 2018 8:24 PM |
Mo is absolutely disgusting-that gorilla face alone makes me want to vomit. And Laila Morse couldn’t act if her hair was on fire.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | June 17, 2018 8:30 PM |
It's just depressing to watch. Stuart must be the dullest character ever. There are no affairs, no developing relationships apart from Jack and Mel.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | June 19, 2018 3:08 PM |
It's a subject that should be explored, but the story set-up and characterization just seems sub-par.
I could care less what happened to this out-of-nowhere Stuart 25 years ago. .. Meanwhile, over on Hollyoaks, I care a lot about what happened to Brody 10 years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | June 20, 2018 9:04 PM |
I can’t remember the last time I’ve loathed a character as much as I loathe Stuart. And the actor is just so fucking ugly. Like all the gargoyles I used to see at Compton’s in Old Compton Street.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | June 20, 2018 10:20 PM |
Well, here's some news for viewers who like 'classic' EE. I guess UKTV will be starting from the beginning in August.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | June 21, 2018 8:25 AM |
Isn’t it just “classic” episodes running only through August? I wish Britbox here would do that.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | June 21, 2018 1:58 PM |
R200 It seems a little sketchy as to exactly what it's going to be. .. And at the end, the report (above) says:
[quote] It has not been confirmed how far through the series Drama plans to run but if they prove popular, viewers might eventually also get to enjoy the action from the 90s too, another golden era of the soap. Re-runs of classic Coronation Street have been going down a storm on ITV3.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | June 21, 2018 7:20 PM |
Dear God, Stuart is just revolting in every way. And he’ll be on through the summer?
by Anonymous | reply 202 | June 23, 2018 12:18 AM |
I agree, R203. The only thing which vaguely interests me is Donna’s exit storyline.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | June 23, 2018 2:32 PM |
Glad to see the back of the poison dwarf Donna and wish freeze dried Denise and saggy faced Carmel would join her.
The actor who plays Shakil is looking very camp on his IG, did he come out yet?
by Anonymous | reply 205 | June 23, 2018 3:11 PM |
The rumor is he might be starring in Dear Evan Hansen in London. Maybr he will before then?
by Anonymous | reply 206 | June 23, 2018 3:44 PM |
MORE OF MO FARTING IN THE TAXI, PLEASE!
How much worse can this get?
by Anonymous | reply 207 | June 25, 2018 10:23 PM |
It’s all about FAMERLY, innit?
by Anonymous | reply 208 | June 25, 2018 10:50 PM |
The dreary Stuart saga continues. Nobody gives a fuck about him.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | June 30, 2018 2:03 AM |
He’s so fucking ugly. And the guy is a horrible actor. He’s single handedly ruining the show.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | June 30, 2018 5:31 AM |
This is when I wish the BBC still put up those detailed episode summaries that stopped not long after SOC came in. With the current crop of stories, I'd rather just read what's going on to see if there's anything at all worth watching in an episode.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | June 30, 2018 5:32 AM |
Mel’s ex husband Ray is coming to Walford. I bet it will emerge that he’s been grooming his stepson Hunter.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | July 1, 2018 8:15 PM |
R212 You really think they'd do another paedo story with this Stuart garbage going on?
by Anonymous | reply 213 | July 1, 2018 8:43 PM |
R213, I think it could be tied in with the Stuart story.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | July 1, 2018 10:25 PM |
Tonight’s Shaki’s funeral episode-AT LAST.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | July 6, 2018 2:37 PM |
What a weird episode.
At least Stuart wasn't in it.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | July 7, 2018 1:04 AM |
Hated the mixing of the real life families of knife crime with the scripted drama itself but I admit the final sequence with the families holding photos of their loved ones was powerful.
Letting Keegan speak at the funeral was a dreadful, ridiculous idea. He’s a thug through amd through and was indirectly responsible for Shaki’s murder in the first place.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | July 7, 2018 4:24 AM |
They've got a redemption arc all plotted for fug Keegan but it would be more realistic if he went after the brother of the boy who stabbed Shakil and got killed too. Good riddance, I hate him.
I actually liked Shakil and the actor who played him is gay. Shakil coming out as a young Muslim would have been a fantastic storyline.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | July 8, 2018 12:04 AM |
It would have been good, R218.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | July 8, 2018 2:17 PM |
I love Danny Dyer. He’s a sexy little bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | July 8, 2018 5:17 PM |
[quote] Shakil coming out as a young Muslim would have been a fantastic storyline.
Wouldn't that be a little repetitious of Syed Masood?
Plus, Carmel's sons, Kush and Shaki haven't seemed to be practicing Muslims. Or have I missed something?
Kush drinks and as I recall had to be coached through the divorce ritual by Shabnam for her benefit.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | July 8, 2018 8:26 PM |
The Kezeemi dad is very handsome. Woof.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | July 8, 2018 9:49 PM |
Syed Masood was years and years ago and he wasn't that young. Shakil could have come out as a femme Troye Sivan like gay (like the actor himself, check his ig). Syed was very masc, Shakil could have been queeny and gender fluid in his choice of clothing.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | July 8, 2018 10:11 PM |
I just finished watching Friday's episode. Very moving to see family and friends with pics of actual stabbing victims in England, attending the funeral scene. Left me speechless.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | July 9, 2018 5:31 AM |
It was powerful but incredibly unrealistic. But then again EE abandoned realism years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | July 9, 2018 1:43 PM |
Why was it unrealistic? I thought it was a very insightful way to send a very important message. Real victims, really families, real pain ........ you can't get much more realistic than that!
by Anonymous | reply 226 | July 9, 2018 7:54 PM |
Important issue, but personally I didn't care much for the documentary scenes breaking into [interrupting] the drama. .. But that said, the final scene wouldn't have been nearly as effective (which it was), if they hadn't featured these people somehow. Since I don't have a solution, I won't criticize.
One thing I really could have done without is all the Bernie and Tiff chatter taking up time. Totally pointless, not to mention annoying. .. Also, I'd rather heard Darius and Kush get up there and tell a story about Shaki than listen to Keegan and Bex. So on that point, I agree with R217. Finally, I'm not a fan of that old device where some character (in this case, Carmel) makes a loved one's funeral all about themselves. You just know how it's going to play out.
Seeing the new vicar, reminded me that we haven't seen Dot in ages. Is June Brown quite ill now? How much longer can they say Dorothy is over in Ireland visiting Charlie? .. And I guess Jay is just relegated to funeral duty now? If he's going to be Les Coker, then they should at least introduce a new flower stall girl for him to play Pam.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | July 9, 2018 8:55 PM |
R226, would there REALLY have been a group of people standing outside a church holding up pictures of their dead loved ones unless it was a major news story and there were TV news crew there? Of course not.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | July 9, 2018 11:23 PM |
R227, I think June Brown has actually retired in a similar fashion to the elderly actress who played Emily on Coronation Street. She probably wanted to just slip away without much fanfare.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | July 10, 2018 12:49 AM |
R229 I guess I thought we'd be seeing Dot by now, because of all the press about Brown having signed a new contract with the show that came out about two months ago.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | July 10, 2018 1:06 AM |
He’s a big guy.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | July 10, 2018 3:19 AM |
'Martin" was in better shape two years ago (below).
It's time for Kush to take his best mate to the gym.
Speaking of which, shouldn't someone be running that place?
I assume Jack inherited the gym from Ronnie's estate? I believe it was mentioned once after she died.
They should have NuBen return from France with a wealthy boyfriend who decides to buy and run the gym. They could then move into Kim and Vincent's old place. ;-)
by Anonymous | reply 233 | July 10, 2018 11:36 PM |
Back to repellent Stuart. Making the whole thing even more so.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | July 11, 2018 10:02 PM |
God, he’s fucking awful. EE is going down the toilet.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | July 11, 2018 10:18 PM |
R228 is a freaking ray of pure sunshine.
Ever wonder why you have no real friends?
by Anonymous | reply 236 | July 12, 2018 6:10 AM |
There are two series named Eastenders. I’m so confused.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | July 12, 2018 6:28 AM |
Still no homosexuals? Fuck the BBC for allowing this to happen.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | July 12, 2018 7:58 AM |
R238 Seriously.
And in comparison ... Hilarious how our little Welsh soap, "Pobol y Cwm," now has THREE, gay male characters and apparently another guy who's just been revealed to be bisexual and on the downlow.
Last Friday, Tyler was spying on his husband Iolo's ex-boyfriend, Alun, and discovered that the closeted boyfriend whom Alun told Iolo about, named "John," is actually Eifion, the supposedly straight farmer from the village. Apparently, not-so-straight.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | July 12, 2018 9:46 AM |
R236, you don’t know ahit about me so your taunt that I “have no real friends” is laughable. You do know this is an anonymous message board where nobody knows anything about anybody, right? Jesus, how much of a loser does that make you look?
by Anonymous | reply 240 | July 12, 2018 1:19 PM |
Oh, excuse me, R226, you don’t know SHIT.
by Anonymous | reply 241 | July 12, 2018 5:27 PM |
Bonnie Langford is leaving the show. Bye bye Carmel.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | July 13, 2018 12:18 AM |
It won’t happen until around the end of the year, though:
by Anonymous | reply 243 | July 13, 2018 12:20 AM |
And Sean Mahon is joining the show as Mel's ex-husband, Ray Kelly.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | July 13, 2018 2:22 AM |
He looks like good casting.
by Anonymous | reply 245 | July 13, 2018 3:00 AM |
Thank God Carmel is leaving. Now we just need dry roasted Denise to depart too.
So Tina didn't realise fug Stewart was her 90s rapist until he asked the dj to play a song called Acid. She didn't recognise repulsive Stewart until they played the song.
Nobody cares. So sick of gross Stewart getting tangled in every storyline like some kind of squid with huge slimey tentacles.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | July 13, 2018 1:09 PM |
With Shaki dead and Karmel exiting, can Kush survive? He'll have no connection except with Denise (blech, please end that) and Arthur who's being raised as a Fowler.
I'd like it if he stuck around, though. Perhaps they could recast Shabnam and move him back in the direction of the Masoods again?
by Anonymous | reply 247 | July 13, 2018 8:02 PM |
I want Mick to kill Stuart.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | July 16, 2018 11:23 AM |
R246, it wasn’t made clear if Tina was raped that night or simply tortured.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | July 16, 2018 1:53 PM |
I want(ed) Mick to kill Stuart ... four weeks ago.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | July 16, 2018 9:17 PM |
Martin isn’t the only one who needs to hit the gym. So does Mick. Danny Dyer is looking more like his jowly, squinty, 15x grandfather Thomas Cromwell by the day.
Maybe he can squash Stuart?
by Anonymous | reply 251 | July 17, 2018 10:00 AM |
I remember when Mick was taking swimming lessons with Ian and hus flabby, pasty white body was revolting.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | July 17, 2018 10:27 AM |
Speaking of weight, I thought "Ian" was on weight loss mission due to the character's impending diabetes (and apparently based on Woodyatt's real life effort to get in shape). But lately, he looks nine months pregnant.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | July 17, 2018 7:46 PM |
The only character I was interested in yesterday was Jez the drug dealer.
by Anonymous | reply 254 | July 17, 2018 8:16 PM |
They completely forgot about Ian’s diabetes. Kathy was big on ordering him to change his diet and now she doesn’t appear to give a fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | July 17, 2018 8:40 PM |
I thought it was Jane who was gung ho on the diet, and Kathy was actually accused of spoiling her little boy, with this causing dissent between Ian's two mothers? .. But yes, they've totally dropped it, and he's fatter than ever. .. And why Ian thinks Mel would go for his pot belly when she has Jack in her bed is probably meant to be 'humorous' now.
by Anonymous | reply 256 | July 17, 2018 8:55 PM |
Yes, R256, you’re right about Jane, although I thought Kathy eventually came around to the realization that Ian had to change his diet
by Anonymous | reply 257 | July 17, 2018 8:58 PM |
BUMP
by Anonymous | reply 258 | July 17, 2018 9:57 PM |
Jesus Christ, Stuart is singlehandedly SINKING this show. And the antics with CanDEECE have been awful the past two episodes.
by Anonymous | reply 259 | July 18, 2018 12:42 AM |
What is the point of the Stuart character? He’s universally unappealing, not fun to watch and the actor sucks, to boot.
If they were making a broader point about “toxic masculinity” or what have you maybe I could see where this is going, but I don’t even think the writers have put that much thought into it. It’s just about creating cheap and nasty draaammmaaaa.
by Anonymous | reply 260 | July 18, 2018 3:03 AM |
The actor who plays Stuart is butt ugly and a horrible actor. If he’s not gone by the end of the summer thiis show will get its lowest ratings ever. I have a feeling he’ll end up dead, there will be a Who Killed Stuart? storyline and it will serve as Danny Dyer’s exit storyline for when he goes off to do a play.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | July 18, 2018 3:06 AM |
I'd rather have seen two more years of O'Connor's Wilmott-Brown story than even two more episodes of this Stuart crap.
by Anonymous | reply 262 | July 18, 2018 7:16 PM |
Louisa Lytton is returning as Ruby Allen? That fucking dwarf? Talk about random.
by Anonymous | reply 263 | July 18, 2018 8:28 PM |
We need more good looking men instead of another black haired spray tanned woman. Oh well, better her than another chunky bald headed pasty dude
by Anonymous | reply 264 | July 18, 2018 8:38 PM |
Louisa has light brown hair.
by Anonymous | reply 265 | July 18, 2018 11:32 PM |
Well, so ends one of the most godawful weeks of EE in recent memory. Stuart and his fucking ugly puss, KanDEECE and her fucking awful comedy skills and a fucking terrible exit storyline for Donna who was gobby cow but could have been so much more.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | July 21, 2018 5:08 PM |
R266 I agree on all points. .. By the time Friday rolled around, I was only watching to see how bad it could actually get.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | July 21, 2018 5:20 PM |
It’s actually far worse than last year’s supposed “debacle”-at least last year it wasn’t so mind numbingly dull. And didn’t have an absolute fuggo like Stuart front and center.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | July 21, 2018 9:51 PM |
Oates to EE?
At the very least, she'd probably tell a gay storyline.
by Anonymous | reply 269 | July 24, 2018 12:50 AM |
I think she’d be good for EE.
by Anonymous | reply 270 | July 24, 2018 1:40 AM |
I watched 15 mins of Hollyoaks last night and just those 15 minutes was more exciting than the last 15 episodes of BeastEnders.
Fuggo (love that word, R268!) Stuart is now out to murder bloated Mick but nobody cares. The poison dwarf has gone, bald ginger Max inexplicably remains.
by Anonymous | reply 271 | July 24, 2018 6:28 AM |
Does anyone thinking that this story of Stuart being abused in juvie is BS and more likely he did the abusing? I figure the eagerly awaited and hopefully swift conclusion of this storyline will see Stuart dead and Mick doing some time, thus allowing him time off to do the play.
Is Kelly Bright pregnant again? Lot of loose tops and layers the past few episodes.
I actually like Robbie and Donna - her exit was crap, to be honest. I actually thought she might top herself as she was looking at all the pics of everyone who left her behind. Glad they didn’t go that route.
I still find it inconceivable that poor baby Abi’s only options are Cora or Max & Rainie. Poor kid would be better off with Masood’s aunt and uncle.
by Anonymous | reply 272 | July 24, 2018 8:06 AM |
[quote] Does anyone think that this story of Stuart being abused in juvie is BS and more likely he did the abusing?
As soon as we heard how fugly Stuart used to take "the torture game" far too seriously, I thought that.
Plus, he's obviously some kind of sociopath-psychopath, and they're generally known to be pathological liars. It would be just like Stuart to fabricate a lie like that just to make Mick feel even more guilty for Stuart going to young offenders in place of Mick.
I also didn't get why Stuart was hunting paedophiles who were after young girls. If he was trying to relate what he was doing to what he (supposedly) suffered, wouldn't he be hunting down pervs who were after teenage boys?
[quote] I still find it inconceivable that poor baby Abi’s only options are Cora or Max & Rainie. Poor kid would be better off with Masood’s aunt and uncle.
True. And it's one of the reasons I can't "get into" this story. It seems like a storyline constructed around which actors were available as opposed to what characters we should actually be seeing.
by Anonymous | reply 273 | July 24, 2018 9:30 PM |
Ricky Champ is so fucking fuggo. Stuart should have been adorable looking like Halfway. Champ offends my eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | July 24, 2018 11:30 PM |
That’s exactly when it clicked for me too R273!
I totally agree re: making it up to guilt Mick. Speaking of - is Mick the biggest mug ever, or is it just me? He came on EE as some supposed east end tough guy, but he’s proven himself over and over to be a functional idiot and a pussy. Did he even throw a punch at Aiden or was he happy to let some geriatric gangster beat him? They did much the same to Vince - from tough guy to quivering pussy. I don’t blame the actor for wanting out of EE given how the writers wrecked his character.
As for why Stuart hunts the pedos - I think “hunt” is the key word. To him (and other psychos/socios), he is the hunter and everyone else is prey. No doubt, he put that guy in the hospital and probably others.
I can’t get into the Max/Rainie/Baby Abi/Cora story either. No just for the above, but I just can’t understand how the entire Square doesn’t seem to care anymore about what Max did - killed Stephen, tried to kill Jane, threatened Bobby, swindled most of the Square, used Carmel, responsible for his daughter’s death - and that’s just the last year! Never mind his past misdeeds! I thought these hard core East End types never forget wrongs, and hold a grudge to the grave?
Whoever said it upthread, I agree I would gladly trade the entire Stuart storyline (and a few others) for a longer Wilmott-Brown/The Chairman/posh baddies storyline. Another wasted opportunity as far as I’m concerned.
I’m still hoping for a new and hot gay couple to buy the gym and join the Square. In my dreams, said couple would be Paul McNulty and fiancé Andres Santana - or similar, I’m nothing if not open minded.
by Anonymous | reply 275 | July 25, 2018 2:21 AM |
So fug Stewart got knocked out by Tina. I'm praying he's dead.
by Anonymous | reply 276 | July 26, 2018 12:02 AM |
I agree with all the Stuart comments above. I am also hating Mick for not believing the women. Perhaps some feminist lesson is in the making. I actually enjoy the Slaters as comic relief. Kush should undress in every episode and deserves a gay story line. They seemed to rush Donna off the stage.
by Anonymous | reply 277 | July 26, 2018 12:13 AM |
I've also started watching Coronation Street in response to Eastenders ' slide. Not as broadly acted. EE is Dickensian. The Slaters are Dickens's family of petty criminals, the Smallweeds.
by Anonymous | reply 278 | July 26, 2018 12:18 AM |
Kush is going to be super spazzed by Shakil's death. He's going to sink into suicidal depression.
by Anonymous | reply 279 | July 26, 2018 12:40 AM |
Then realizes he's gay.
by Anonymous | reply 280 | July 26, 2018 12:43 AM |
Simply having Denise as his only option should make him realize he's gay.
by Anonymous | reply 281 | July 26, 2018 2:51 AM |
I want Shabnam to show up again. Shabnam #2, I mean.
by Anonymous | reply 282 | July 26, 2018 3:06 AM |
R282 With Shaki dead and Carmel soon exiting, having Shabnam (and Jade) return would be one way of connecting Kush to a family again. The thing with Denise has always seemed like a means to simply fill time to me. If the last actress doesn't want to return, I'm entirely open to a recast.
by Anonymous | reply 283 | July 26, 2018 3:15 AM |
How long will Danny Dyer be off performing in his Harold Pinter play?
by Anonymous | reply 284 | July 26, 2018 10:32 AM |
I think it’s for only 6 weeks.
by Anonymous | reply 285 | July 26, 2018 11:27 AM |
Danny Dyer is sexy in a daddy sort of way.
by Anonymous | reply 286 | July 26, 2018 12:17 PM |
Pasty, flabby, hairy body, though,
by Anonymous | reply 287 | July 26, 2018 12:32 PM |
I can’t take one more minute of Stuart. He’s so fucking hideous looking and the “actor” is horrendous. It almost feels like some mentally challenged guy managed to get inside the gates at Elstree, the producer spotted him and said “Would you like a role on EastEnders” and the guy said “Yes, please.” Just the absolute fucking worst. The show deserves to get canned if they’re making casting decisions like this.
by Anonymous | reply 289 | July 26, 2018 10:59 PM |
This thing with fugly Stuart is like a really bad movie having nothing to do with anything else that they've simply broken into a few dozen parts and "inserted" into EastEnders.
In that respect, it's very similar to "The Big Heist" with Aidan McGuire that we had to sit through earlier this year.
Another similarity between the two is that both of these bad "movies" star Danny Dyer (Mick Carter) opposite some big, bad villain who's playing mind games with Mick. First Aidan, and now Stuart.
The first one was bad enough. This one's even worse.
Aidan was in 32 episodes, and so far Stuart's logged 25.
I wish he only had seven more to go, but it seems like this bad flick is going to last longer.
by Anonymous | reply 290 | July 27, 2018 2:06 AM |
Good point, R290. The fuggo gargoyle playing Stuart is apparently still filming so he might not be finally dead until Halloween. And of course Mick will take the blame for it so Danny Dyer can do his fucking Pinter plays.
by Anonymous | reply 291 | July 27, 2018 2:20 AM |
I know there's always a bit of unbelievable nonsense in soap operas, people making stupid decisions and unexpected coincidences are the motors that keep soap operas running. But the stupid actions of the Carter family around ugo Stuart are just too much and are outputting .
by Anonymous | reply 292 | July 27, 2018 12:43 PM |
^offputting
by Anonymous | reply 293 | July 27, 2018 12:46 PM |
Maybe Johnny Carter will return to the Queen Vic if Mick does time? Linda will need the support.
by Anonymous | reply 294 | July 27, 2018 1:48 PM |
Or Lee, this time played by Danny Mac?
by Anonymous | reply 295 | July 27, 2018 5:59 PM |
Danny Mac could also play NuBen.
Just stick a pair of glasses on him and give him a hearing aid prop.
We can learn Ben's been working out religiously with his French boyfriend.
by Anonymous | reply 296 | July 27, 2018 7:18 PM |
Fugtastic Stuart is simply the ugliest main character they've ever had, and that's saying a lot in a soap featuring fugtard Phil and ginger baldy Max.
It's hard to watch so much ugly. He was in nearly every scene again today, made more repellent by a bandage on his skull. Just putrid.
by Anonymous | reply 297 | July 28, 2018 12:20 AM |
I couldn’t agree more, R297. He’s genuinely repulsive. The poor guy wasm’t beaten by the Ugly Stick he was downright pummeled by it. And he’s a really bad actor. John Yorke was insane to approve his casting.
by Anonymous | reply 298 | July 28, 2018 1:03 AM |
R272 Now that we've seen how Stuart is lying to Halfwit that he was abused by their father in order to get his brother on side, I'm more convinced than ever that he was lying to Mick about the abuse he suffered while in prison.
Denny has the info that can blow Stuart's story about the medal out of the water, and I wonder if anyone will think to check the CCTV footage at e20 to show that he's lying about Whitney coming on to him during their meet-up. They've made such a big thing about these cameras recently.
- R273
by Anonymous | reply 299 | July 31, 2018 9:21 PM |
Villains should have some redeeming qualities to be interesting. Witness the Mitchell brothers . Viewers have to identify with a little to watch them. That was when EE had decent writers.
by Anonymous | reply 300 | August 1, 2018 5:24 PM |
R300 So true. .. I basically told BBC that in one of their countless FB posts trying to pimp this story. .. When previous regimes decided to turn Dean and Steven into psycho villains, at least the audience had their pasts and their relationships with other characters to draw upon how as to how they could go that way. Moreover, the characters were being played by interesting (watchable) actors.
Like you've implied, Stuart has no redeeming qualities, and even what he's told us about being abused (looking to garner some kind of sympathy as to why he is the way he is) now appears to be lies. Even worse, the writers have just plunked his ugly, repellent ass down into the middle of things having him proceed to eat the show. And on that note, could we have at least one episode where there's absolutely nothing about him or this horrific story?
by Anonymous | reply 301 | August 1, 2018 7:50 PM |
He’s thoroughly repellent on every level. I can’t believe some of those idiots over at WW who claim the stupidly named Ricky Champ is “playing a blinder.” No, he ain’t. He’s a piss poor “actor” as well as physically revolting. He might get away with playing Uncle Fester in a sketch in Am Dram but that’s it.
by Anonymous | reply 302 | August 1, 2018 7:59 PM |
Ricky Champ turns up as a police officer on one of Tracey Ullman’s Judi Dench skits. He looks even more like Uncle Fester there.
A quick look at his IMDb reveals him to be almost permanently employed. He must have a good agent.
by Anonymous | reply 303 | August 2, 2018 1:04 AM |
R303, I guedd he’s got that everyman geezer look that they like to cast. He should only be in tiny bits on everything. Putting him front and center on EE has been an enormous mistake.
by Anonymous | reply 304 | August 2, 2018 1:08 AM |
Probably not uncommon some character actors to find more steady work than guys who put themselves out as there as leading men.
"Find me a big bald-headed guy who immediately screams funny .. creepy .. scary .. psycho .. or some combination thereof!"
by Anonymous | reply 305 | August 2, 2018 1:17 AM |
Jesus H. Christ, this show has jumped the shark nig time with Stuart, played by THE biggest casting error ever made on this show.
by Anonymous | reply 306 | August 2, 2018 11:44 PM |
Oops, BIG time.
by Anonymous | reply 307 | August 2, 2018 11:44 PM |
They should have turned Halfway into a villain, at least the audience like him and he's not plug ugly. Stuart came from nowhere like he blackmailed the casting director or something.
by Anonymous | reply 308 | August 2, 2018 11:56 PM |
Even if he was the villain he’d still get a lot of airtime and be thoroughly hideous to look at.
They missed a trick with tonight’s episode when Jean said “This keeps getting WORSE” and they didn’t cut to a close up of Stuart.
by Anonymous | reply 309 | August 3, 2018 12:50 AM |
The kid who plays Denny is like a fucking robot.
by Anonymous | reply 310 | August 3, 2018 11:28 PM |
The only thing good about this Denny is that he's not the last one they had before him.
by Anonymous | reply 311 | August 3, 2018 11:32 PM |
The one before him had girlie hair.
by Anonymous | reply 312 | August 3, 2018 11:55 PM |
Mo Harris is 82!
by Anonymous | reply 313 | August 4, 2018 1:49 AM |
Pobol y Cwm - 4
EastEnders - 0
by Anonymous | reply 314 | August 4, 2018 9:13 PM |
Stuart's in the bloody house. Surely this is coming to an 'ead and to an end.
by Anonymous | reply 315 | August 4, 2018 9:32 PM |
At least he's not trying to squeeze his junk in a pair of skinny jeans for twinks like he usually does.
by Anonymous | reply 317 | August 4, 2018 10:24 PM |
I think he’s leaving for good at the end of the year.
by Anonymous | reply 318 | August 4, 2018 11:21 PM |
Yummers.
by Anonymous | reply 319 | August 4, 2018 11:28 PM |
But upthread they said he had signed a 2 year contract?
by Anonymous | reply 320 | August 5, 2018 12:35 AM |
He's leaving to do a Harold Pinter play and then coming back. He's muscling up for the play and is probably on steroids as he doesn't usually have arm muscles like that.
by Anonymous | reply 321 | August 5, 2018 2:33 AM |
Contracts are made to be broken, they’re not iron clad. I think they’ll reach a mutual agreement and Mick is either killed off or sent to jail.
by Anonymous | reply 322 | August 5, 2018 2:46 AM |
Arm muscles?
by Anonymous | reply 323 | August 5, 2018 7:08 AM |
That’s quite ripped for Danny. His arms typically look like wet noodles.
by Anonymous | reply 324 | August 6, 2018 9:12 AM |
Danny to film another genealogy show about his Cromwellian ancestors.
by Anonymous | reply 325 | August 10, 2018 1:29 PM |
Those fraus at WW are raving over little Bleu Landau who plays Dennis. Why? He’s absolutely terrible. He acts like he’s in a commercial.
by Anonymous | reply 326 | August 10, 2018 5:54 PM |
He's no Jack Webster (Kyran Bowes) that's for sure!
by Anonymous | reply 327 | August 11, 2018 7:50 PM |
He sure ain’t, R327. I’d be rooting for Dennis to have his leg amputated!
by Anonymous | reply 328 | August 12, 2018 4:14 AM |
Can we have Kat recite the name of every street in London during one entire episode and just get it over with?
I'm sure her boys would be proud of her.
by Anonymous | reply 329 | August 12, 2018 10:45 PM |
All those streets will be useful when she finally turns to her rightful profession-whoring.
by Anonymous | reply 330 | August 12, 2018 11:09 PM |
I notice the prediction of a a new "supercouple" uses her gay and lesbian couples on Emmerdale and Corrie as example.
I, too, imagine she might recast Ben and finally write for the character again.
by Anonymous | reply 332 | August 13, 2018 1:33 AM |
She has to be an improvement over John Yorke.
by Anonymous | reply 333 | August 13, 2018 1:33 AM |
I'm far more interested in watching little baddies Jagger and Stix than anything having to do with Stuart.
by Anonymous | reply 334 | August 13, 2018 9:48 PM |
This scene gave me a flashback to when Christian and Syed worked in the kitchen together.
btw - Are Hunter and Louise supposed to still be an item?
by Anonymous | reply 335 | August 13, 2018 9:54 PM |
Finally, did Sharon install her very own spray tanning booth in Michelle's old bedroom?
by Anonymous | reply 336 | August 13, 2018 9:59 PM |
Between Max/Rainie (who have zero chemistry together) and the Taylors tonight’s episode was pretty much unwatchable. And Stuart wasn’t even in it.
by Anonymous | reply 337 | August 14, 2018 3:11 AM |
Tiff and this Jagger character. I hope this signals the end of whatever they were doing with her and Bernie.
by Anonymous | reply 338 | August 17, 2018 6:44 PM |
🙈 OMG ....... Now we are possibly going to be offended by a possible affair between Keanu and that fat cow Sharon? Say it isn't so !
It was bad enough that we almost had to deal with a possible incestuous love affair between BigButt Bernie and the suggestion that Keanu was the baby daddy. Fortunately, that was nipped in the bud due to audience outrage. I sincerely hope they do the same with Keanu and Sharon. She's a fat, hot mess whose fashion sense is on par with the teens in Walford. She looked ridiculous on Friday in her short skirt and sneakers. UGH!
Keanu is a sweet, hard working young man, despite his mother, brother Keegan, and the rest of the f'd up Taylor clan. Find a nice girl for him, please. Someone his own age!
by Anonymous | reply 339 | August 21, 2018 5:56 AM |
R335 Louise dumped Hunter when she finally caught him in one lie too many, and realized he was nothing more than a liar and a user. You would think that she'd done it a long time ago when Hunter filmed them on tape having sex in the office, and sent the link to Phil.
by Anonymous | reply 340 | August 21, 2018 6:00 AM |
R340 Thanks for the recap of that. I remember it now.
R339 Dear gawd. She looked so ridiculous in that outfit, not to mention the bad tan and those awful extensions. Keanu can't be that desperate. If they go forward with this awful pairing, it'll be right up there with Denise and Kush in my book.
by Anonymous | reply 341 | August 21, 2018 6:24 AM |
Terrible time for Sharon to hook up with Keanu. She looks like a bleached orange whale. She should have been forced to get a personal trainer months ago to prep for this.
by Anonymous | reply 342 | August 21, 2018 4:56 PM |
Why does head = nut in Dyer Rhyming Slang?
by Anonymous | reply 343 | August 21, 2018 5:20 PM |
Oh, and I forgot to mention Masood and Kathy? .. They've been hinting at this ever since the samosa "storyline." .. Another eye-rolling non-starter.
And Bernie might as well move in with Ted.
by Anonymous | reply 344 | August 21, 2018 6:09 PM |
Bernie/Ted storyline is SO FUCKING DULL.
by Anonymous | reply 345 | August 21, 2018 7:24 PM |
Would have been far more interesting, if drunk Kush had allowed himself to be picked up by a foxy gaiter.
We'd later learn he's always been bi curious, and since he was in some kind of "you only leave once" mood, he finally dared to go for it.
by Anonymous | reply 346 | August 21, 2018 10:07 PM |
^^^ "you only LIVE once"
by Anonymous | reply 347 | August 22, 2018 12:53 AM |
Kush and Hunter-Kunter.
by Anonymous | reply 348 | August 22, 2018 2:37 AM |
With that God awful orange tan and that fake blonde hair extensions, Sharon is turning into Ms. Donna Trump.
Even Mel looks like a frumpy dumpy sleeze instead of the "Professional Business Woman" she's trying to pass herself off as.
Bernie's clothes, much like the Grinch's heart, are always two sizes too small.
by Anonymous | reply 349 | August 23, 2018 1:02 PM |
There's no way the actress who plays Bernie can pass for a schoolgirl anymore. She looks like Tiffs mum when they're together.
by Anonymous | reply 350 | August 23, 2018 3:48 PM |
Mmm lucky Sharon gets to sample the delights down Keanu's pants. You can see they're trying to make her look sexier for the plot.
by Anonymous | reply 351 | August 23, 2018 3:55 PM |
If that's there idea of "sexy," then the hair, makeup, and wardrobe folks must be going for MILF porn parody.
by Anonymous | reply 352 | August 23, 2018 10:20 PM |
Sharon looks as if she's pregnant with twins. Keanu would have so many gorgeous girls throwing themselves at him, he wouldn't look twice at Sharon.
The EE devotees are happy because they think Sharon is attractive, just like they think Phil and Max are attractive.
by Anonymous | reply 353 | August 25, 2018 1:01 AM |
You mean Brits, R353? They have different standards. They actually thought Robbie Williams was “lovely” and he has the face of a ferret.
by Anonymous | reply 354 | August 25, 2018 1:09 AM |
R354, I'm British and I think nearly everyone on EE is fug as fuck, but those over on Digital Spy and The Walford Web maintain the myth that 'legacy' characters like Sharon are attractive. I once started a thread on Digital Spy about how unrealistic the Michelle/16 year old boy romance was because she was fat and frumpy and they all exploded and screamed that she was slim and attractive.
by Anonymous | reply 355 | August 26, 2018 1:17 AM |
I thought Jenna Russell (NuMichelle) was attractive.. She wasn’t stick thin but she wasn’t fat, either. The girl who plays Bernie is fat. The gal who played Heather was fat.
by Anonymous | reply 356 | August 26, 2018 1:22 AM |
EE really missed a trick by not scooping up Henry Golding from that BBC travel show he was hosting and create a role on the show for him.
by Anonymous | reply 357 | August 26, 2018 2:33 AM |
Sharon used to be really attractive in the mid 90s and again when she returned in 2001-2005. Even when she came back in 2012 she was still hot for a while till she let herself go. Now all she can wear is baggy black tops and that awful hair.
by Anonymous | reply 358 | August 26, 2018 8:26 PM |
In Thursday's episode, when anxious Ted showed up early at The Vic when Halfwit was opening up, Ted approached Halfwit saying, "I just need you to do me a favor ...."
But before Ted could explain what he wanted, Halfwit interjected with the rather startled response, "Look Ted, I know you're lonely, but ...."
Exactly what did Halfwit think "lonely Ted" wanted from him?
by Anonymous | reply 359 | August 26, 2018 8:43 PM |
His arse
by Anonymous | reply 360 | August 26, 2018 9:05 PM |
Thanks, R360. That's what I thought. Just wanted to make sure I hadn't missed something.
by Anonymous | reply 361 | August 26, 2018 9:14 PM |
Halfwit was being awfully presumptuous.
So Tiffany is being groomed for sex by that gang? Yawn.
by Anonymous | reply 362 | August 26, 2018 9:16 PM |
Surprised Carmel isn't ecstatic that Kushy has found a hot young girl of childbearing age.
One of her big issues with old Denise was that she wouldn't get any grandchildren out it.
Talia's cute. I hope we see more of her.
by Anonymous | reply 363 | August 26, 2018 9:25 PM |
I'd love to see Kush's big cock. There are very few hot guys on this show
by Anonymous | reply 364 | August 26, 2018 9:46 PM |
I do love seeing Kush’s hot feets, though.
by Anonymous | reply 365 | August 26, 2018 10:37 PM |
That was some bulge Mick woke Kathy up with.
Did Dyer stick a sock in his boxer briefs?
by Anonymous | reply 366 | August 26, 2018 10:43 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 367 | August 27, 2018 2:01 AM |
Uggh, who cares? Dyer has all the sex appeal of a wet sock.
by Anonymous | reply 368 | August 27, 2018 5:08 AM |
I’m liking Keanu and Sharon.
by Anonymous | reply 369 | August 29, 2018 4:57 AM |
Look at that stud. Lucky Sharon! She deserves it after years with Phil. The last decent cock she has was Jack Branning!
(I'd still prefer Nigel Harman though)
by Anonymous | reply 370 | August 29, 2018 8:48 PM |
I find it unbelievable that he'd be attracted to her.
First, Kush and Denise, now this.
by Anonymous | reply 371 | August 29, 2018 9:45 PM |
Sharon is a gorgeous woman
by Anonymous | reply 372 | August 30, 2018 12:31 AM |
Sharon looks like Miss Piggy with a fake tan.
by Anonymous | reply 373 | August 31, 2018 4:59 AM |
And don't forget those ghastly extensions.
by Anonymous | reply 374 | August 31, 2018 6:13 AM |
Oh dear God fucking fuggo Stuart is back. And he was shirtless. I almost threw up my dinner.
by Anonymous | reply 375 | August 31, 2018 11:20 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 376 | September 1, 2018 1:56 PM |
That exercise video of hers came out nearly 10 years ago (Dec. 2008).
EE's solution has been to dress her in black for that supposed 'slimming' effect, just like they did with Jossa.
by Anonymous | reply 377 | September 1, 2018 8:39 PM |
Who throws their mother out of his house where she is living? Why isn't Ian the most hated character on EE?
by Anonymous | reply 378 | September 1, 2018 8:40 PM |
Sharon looks like a female Donald Trump, massive round belly and dark orange skin, with ghastly dry looking blonde extensions.
It's a revolting pairing but EE does excel at these and because she's a legacy character the fraus at WW and DS are all for it.
by Anonymous | reply 379 | September 2, 2018 12:34 AM |
Who else thinks obese Bernie policing Ted's diet is ridiculous?
Fuggo Stuart back again. The actor just can't really act either.
by Anonymous | reply 380 | September 2, 2018 12:35 AM |
If Keanu has a thing for older women, he should have stuck with the one who hired him as an escort.
by Anonymous | reply 381 | September 2, 2018 2:01 AM |
The dentist is gorgeous. As is Kush. England is greatly improved by brown men.
by Anonymous | reply 382 | September 3, 2018 2:15 PM |
Phil’s gone for two months? I keep hearing from UK friends that Steve McFadden has an ongoing health issue.
by Anonymous | reply 383 | September 3, 2018 9:43 PM |
[quote The dentist is gorgeous. As is Kush. England is greatly improved by brown men.
The way Adam likes to show off his chest by wearing athletic-fit shirts and rolling up his sleeves to show off his arm muscles makes me think he might be gay... lol! .. Could he be looking for "Susan" to beard for him? .. It wouldn't surprise me if that brand of "humor" would be the type of thing they'd do in the Billy-Honey comedy.
btw - I want to see more of the blond mechanic at The Arches.
by Anonymous | reply 384 | September 3, 2018 10:47 PM |
Hunter? More like Cunter.
by Anonymous | reply 385 | September 5, 2018 10:12 AM |
I’m all for Ray raping Hunter and Mel gunning him down when she finds out.
by Anonymous | reply 386 | September 5, 2018 1:41 PM |
R386 we don't joke about rape on the DL. Is it me or was it very desperate/horny of Sharon to tell Keanu to meet her on A Street?
It reminded me of Notes on a Scandal, when Cate Blanchett sagged that schoolboy beside a rail bridge in the seedy part of North London..
by Anonymous | reply 387 | September 5, 2018 6:25 PM |
SHAGGED! sagged was a Freudian slip!
by Anonymous | reply 388 | September 5, 2018 6:26 PM |
So, do we think Linda shot Stuart or is she covering for someone else?
by Anonymous | reply 389 | September 5, 2018 9:36 PM |
Covering for Mick, who will be jailed in time for his sabbatical in the West End.
by Anonymous | reply 390 | September 6, 2018 1:36 AM |
I think Linda is covering for Mick - but I don’t think Mick did it, but to coincide with his sabbatical for the West End play, he’ll be arrested. How many times are Mick and Linda going to swear “no more secrets” to each other, and then go about keeping major secrets from each other? Ugh!
Dylan is too obvious, Halfway was too undone by it all to have done it, Linda seems to think she’s covering for Mick. Also, Mick would be too easy. For whatever reason, don’t see it as Shirley either.
Suspect wise for me comes down to Tina and Whitney. Tina did say she was calling the ambulance, but we know she didn’t; Whitney made the comment about not being afraid, not needing a man to protect her AND she erased some of Halfway’s texts with Stuart.
Are there any rumours of anyone else leaving the Square?
by Anonymous | reply 391 | September 6, 2018 1:53 AM |
How many people live in that henhouse with one bathroom?
by Anonymous | reply 392 | September 6, 2018 6:36 AM |
R392 By my count, 11.
Martin, Stacey
Kat, Mo, Jean, Tiffany, Whitney, Haley
Lily, Arthur, Hope
I don't know where Bex lives. Did she move in with Sonia? If not, then it's 12.
And then, Haley's pregnant.
by Anonymous | reply 393 | September 6, 2018 7:17 AM |
Jaysus. I’m amazed every woman there between 15 and 50 hasn’t had her tubes tied due to the trauma of communal living.
by Anonymous | reply 394 | September 6, 2018 11:06 AM |
R387, I wasn’t joking. I really would like to see a storyline where Hunter got raped by his idol Ray and Mel gunned him down, leading to her departure.
by Anonymous | reply 395 | September 6, 2018 1:02 PM |
I suppose Martin, Stacey, and Baby Hope (in a crib) are in one bedroom.
Before all of the other women descended on No. 31. it seemed like the place was already cramped. When Whitney moved in, there was talk about about how she'd be sharing a room with Lily.
We just heard that Mo and Kat sleep in the same room. Maybe they moved into Bex's room? (Again, I'm not sure if she moved out.)
It seems like Tiffany is the same room with Whitney now. Is Lily still with them?
Haley is usually shown sleeping on the sofa downstairs.
That leaves Arthur and Jean. Do they have him stashed in a hall closet .. lol! .. But I have no idea where Jean sleeps. .. The bathtub? .. Or, maybe she's so wired all the time that she never sleeps.
by Anonymous | reply 396 | September 6, 2018 8:50 PM |
I think Aunt Babe shot that fuggo Stuart.
by Anonymous | reply 397 | September 11, 2018 4:01 PM |
Ritchie ??
Now would have been the perfect time to introduce a NuJonathan Carter -- a more self-assured, sophisticated, and hotter rendition (who also dresses better) -- and have him show up with his sexy, hotshot lawyer boyfriend who'd take the case with Jon assisting.
by Anonymous | reply 398 | September 11, 2018 10:12 PM |
Ted Reilly (NuJohnny) is going to star in a theatre production of Beautiful Thing in Bristol next month playing-a gay teen in the East End.
by Anonymous | reply 399 | September 11, 2018 10:29 PM |
Good luck to Ted, but I don't want him back.
by Anonymous | reply 400 | September 11, 2018 10:40 PM |
I’m a bit disappointed that DI Kebble and DCI Marsden aren’t the ones investigating the shooting.
The whole Sharon-Keanu storyline is ridiculous in my opinion. It really doesn’t match with how they’ve written him. As is the fact a fit, muscular 20-something Keanu was beat by a near 60 yo out of ship transplant recipient Phil. I thought Keanu was embracing his “dark side” since beating the youth gang kids. Guess he’s just going to stay a pussy, like Mick who acts the hard man, but isn’t at all.
Guesses on who Phil is involved with in the shady Portugal deal? I was wondering if it was Keanu’s father as I read he’s supposed to show up at some point. But now thinking Ray may be involved.
Also, on Ray - he’s a highly placed undercover cop yet his sister is some mob queen?? Was he always a cop or is this some new rewrite?
Some of these storylines of late are just ridiculous and unbelievable. It’s like the writers are just throwing stuff out there, seeing what sticks, what works. There were some storylines with much better potential from the whole Weyland story they should have kept and let play out instead of wrapping them all up so quickly and so badly.
by Anonymous | reply 401 | September 13, 2018 5:20 PM |
DCBC, I totally forgot that Ray’s sister is a mob queen. Like, WTF?
by Anonymous | reply 402 | September 13, 2018 5:54 PM |
Maybe Ray's some kind of double, triple agent? .. When asked about Ray's sister Ciara, Mahon said: "I don't think the apple falls far from the tree, so certainly they are not a family who shy away from different measures to get what they want."
by Anonymous | reply 403 | September 13, 2018 8:55 PM |
I want Keanu's big shaved cock in me
by Anonymous | reply 404 | September 13, 2018 11:36 PM |
Is June Brown still in the cast?
by Anonymous | reply 405 | September 15, 2018 12:11 PM |
Yes, R405, although she’s been offscreen for several months. Dot will apparently be back soon and will be joined in a few episodes by, of all people, Dr. Legg.
by Anonymous | reply 406 | September 15, 2018 2:00 PM |
She needs a facelift.
by Anonymous | reply 407 | September 16, 2018 9:48 AM |
Has anyone figured out that it's more than likely Psycho Stuart shot himself?
by Anonymous | reply 408 | September 17, 2018 5:54 AM |
Stuart's daughter, who shows up put of nowhere and whose phone call indicates she knew about the shooting before she arrived, shot him. Mark my words.
by Anonymous | reply 409 | September 17, 2018 5:44 PM |
Ruby did it. After he raped her.
by Anonymous | reply 410 | September 17, 2018 5:50 PM |
I'm ready to register a complaint to Ofcom over the grossness of Stuart being topless.
by Anonymous | reply 411 | September 18, 2018 9:32 PM |
Stuart's a hot bear!
by Anonymous | reply 412 | September 18, 2018 9:48 PM |
Stuart is as fugly as it gets.
by Anonymous | reply 413 | September 18, 2018 10:31 PM |
Disgusting fugtastic Stuart woke up today and whispered that Mick Carter shot him.
I don't know why they have ruled out him shooting himself.
by Anonymous | reply 414 | September 19, 2018 12:29 AM |
Dot Cotton is what did it.
by Anonymous | reply 415 | September 19, 2018 4:57 PM |
Stuart is one scary psycho m*th"*rf*ck*r !
by Anonymous | reply 416 | September 19, 2018 5:10 PM |
I 💟 Dot !
by Anonymous | reply 417 | September 19, 2018 5:11 PM |
Please, enough of that fat, boozy slut Sharon and her affair with boy toy Keanu.
Keanu's really looking hot lately, but OMG, Sharon and her tent tops and miniskirts, give us a break.
Keanu is now officially $haron's gigolo.
by Anonymous | reply 418 | September 19, 2018 5:16 PM |
Yes! More discussion about yellow diarrhea and buckets of vomit, please!
Yorke has to have something about shit or puke every week. It's worse than O'Connor's "fascination" with the overflowing trash bins and marauding foxes. But this was too much.
by Anonymous | reply 419 | September 19, 2018 9:34 PM |
So has Amy only pretended to be five years old these past few years?
by Anonymous | reply 420 | September 19, 2018 9:59 PM |
The young actress playing Stuart’s daughter is good.
by Anonymous | reply 421 | September 20, 2018 1:00 PM |
I made the mistake of trying to eat a sandwich in front of EE tonight and the sight of fug Stuart's grizzled chest hair almost made me regurgitate it. Just disgusting.
by Anonymous | reply 422 | September 21, 2018 11:49 PM |
Stuart is played by a repulsive looking, extremely bad actor. Just. The. Worst.
by Anonymous | reply 423 | September 22, 2018 12:15 AM |
I have no idea who the actor is playing Stuart, but he plays the part to perfection. The night he was shot was one of the creepiest episodes ever.
What part did Dennis play in all this? You just know that little bastard did something, and Sharon is far "too busy" lately to even notice.
by Anonymous | reply 424 | September 24, 2018 3:40 AM |
Really, 424? You think Ricky Champ plays Stuart to perfection? Really? He’s pretty much hated on all the message boards I go on for good reason. He’s Fugly McFugmaster and a crap actor.
by Anonymous | reply 425 | September 24, 2018 9:16 PM |
[quote] What part did Dennis play in all this?
One thing I've been thinking about is, they didn't show Stuart got into The Vic the night of the shooting. They made a point of showing Shirley with her trusty baseball bat locking the place up and bolting the doors from the inside. But later on, they showed Stuart in the men's room talking to himself in the mirror. .. So I'm wondering if Dennis may have given Stuart a way in? .. either by somewhere inside and letting him in one of the back doors or actually getting Stuart a key. .. Didn't they mention not that long ago that Sharon still had keys to The Vic? .. And last week, I think Shirley said something about how she couldn't find her key to the barrel room? .. Anyway, we know Dennis did something for Stuart, because Stuart gifted the boy with his prized brass knuckles as payment.
by Anonymous | reply 426 | September 24, 2018 10:30 PM |
The fact that this Fraser considers someone as gross and demented as Stuart to be "royalty" negates the entire image that he's supposed to be some kind of omniscient prison kingpin.
by Anonymous | reply 427 | September 25, 2018 9:50 PM |
Could someone from the UK explain to me why Mick -- who hasn't actually been convicted of anything yet and is simply on remand awaiting trial -- being kept in a prison environment with convicted criminals? According to the 1999 "Prison Rules," unconvinced and convicted are supposed to be segregated:
(2) Unconvicted prisoners:
[quote] (a) shall be kept out of contact with convicted prisoners as far as the governor considers it can reasonably be done, unless and to the extent that they have consented to share residential accommodation or participate in any activity with convicted prisoners; and
[quote] (b) shall under no circumstances be required to share a cell with a convicted prisoner.
The Rules also say the unconvicted prisoners can wear their own clothes if they want, and "may send and receive as many letters and may receive as many visits as he wishes within such limits .... "
by Anonymous | reply 428 | September 26, 2018 6:20 AM |
I liked the sweaters Den and the other convicts wore at Dickens Hill-grey with blue neck piping.
by Anonymous | reply 429 | September 26, 2018 2:22 PM |
Mick's almost as ill tempered as Stuart.
He's also a few chips short of a Beale's Fish 'n' Chips Happy Meal.
by Anonymous | reply 430 | September 26, 2018 6:33 PM |
Danny Dyer’s play does not start until January. Mick’s gonna be out of commission for a long while.
by Anonymous | reply 431 | September 26, 2018 7:05 PM |
Does he get his big cock out again?
by Anonymous | reply 432 | September 26, 2018 9:14 PM |
Mick has gone mental and broken a guy's hand. This is the guy who was too afraid to attack ancient Aidan when he tried to beat him up.
Good to see Mick being menacing at last and Danny Dyer playing a gangster.
by Anonymous | reply 433 | September 30, 2018 5:35 AM |
Dennis is Walford's NuGangster.
by Anonymous | reply 434 | October 1, 2018 4:55 AM |
"... girls. Or boys."
And yeah, "either way" would be interesting.
by Anonymous | reply 435 | October 1, 2018 11:57 PM |
Did that cheap kitchen table at No. 55 survive? The legs don't look sturdy enough to support that.
by Anonymous | reply 436 | October 2, 2018 1:23 AM |
Eastenders is turning into some gross comedy with this Sharon/Keanu affair. Sharon is twice his age and more than twice his size and it just looks ridiculous.
If they wanted to cougar him they should have paired him with Mel, at least she's attractive and smaller than him.
by Anonymous | reply 437 | October 2, 2018 2:24 AM |
R428, EastEnders doesn’t make any effort to portray any legal matters properly. For example, the custody battle between Max & Tanya’s mother for Abi’s baby daughter. Tanya’s mother’s age means she wouldn’t even be considered for custody of a baby. Absolutely no chance. Also Jack thinking he had any chance of keeping Ronnie’s son that wasn’t biologically his. Total non-starter as well. Also, the Carters selling the freehold of the pub without Mick’s consent. There’s now a procedure in place that would effectively make the fraud Shirley committed impossible. And so on. They just don’t care about the law or realistic regulatory procedures on this show (nor on Holby or Casualty either — seems to be a BBC Continuing Drama thing).
by Anonymous | reply 438 | October 2, 2018 3:29 AM |
This show has been patently ridiculous for years.
by Anonymous | reply 439 | October 2, 2018 4:25 AM |
Sharon's fake hair and fake tan, is just so awful !
What's next ? Dot having an affair with Mr. Murray?
by Anonymous | reply 440 | October 2, 2018 5:27 PM |
At least we got our weekly dose of someone about to vomit out of the way during the Monday episode.
by Anonymous | reply 441 | October 2, 2018 9:30 PM |
Linda believing fuglimic Stuart over Mick stretches credulity but I suppose they need an excuse for her not to visit him in prison.
by Anonymous | reply 442 | October 5, 2018 7:12 AM |
Why the fuck is fugly Stuart in the longest scenes possible on this damn show? And he’s given monologues? Besides being painful to look at the guy is a terrible actor.
by Anonymous | reply 443 | October 5, 2018 2:30 PM |
I was sure Stuart was going to make Linda a member of the "#MeToo" movement? Why on earth would anyone, let alone a woman, want to be all alone in a room with Stuart? I'm sure Stuart will send a video of Linda at his apartment to Mick.
by Anonymous | reply 444 | October 5, 2018 4:03 PM |
At least Sharon is looking hot these days. Again
by Anonymous | reply 445 | October 5, 2018 4:56 PM |
What? .. Did she cut off her fake hair, stop using Coppertone tanning spray, and lose 40 lbs?
by Anonymous | reply 446 | October 5, 2018 8:14 PM |
No, R446. Still as bovine and Cheeto toned as ever.
by Anonymous | reply 447 | October 6, 2018 10:30 PM |
Sharon is looking horrendous and twice the size of 19 year old Keanu.
by Anonymous | reply 448 | October 8, 2018 2:15 AM |
Sharon's only halfway decent asset are her legs, but they're getting a tad chunky. But I'm sure if she keeps doing her Keanu leg lifts on a regular basis, they'll be toned and tightened in faster that you can say " fuck me, baby!"
by Anonymous | reply 449 | October 8, 2018 4:00 AM |
Someone no longer with the show told me that when the New Year’s episodes of Dennis being stabbed to death were being shot Leticia Dean was going through a very painful marriage break-up. In fact it was so bad that poor Tish had to be spoonfed her lines in early scenes. They finally had to write the character as nearly catatonix because that’s how Tish was in real life. It’s a good thing she was leaving the show, anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 450 | October 8, 2018 5:04 AM |
Oops, sorry, CATATONIC. Well, you get the gist. Poor Tish.
by Anonymous | reply 451 | October 8, 2018 5:05 AM |
When will Kat and Keanu discover Uber?
by Anonymous | reply 452 | October 10, 2018 11:56 AM |
R452 Not until Kat has recited every street name in London.
by Anonymous | reply 453 | October 10, 2018 7:48 PM |
CATATONIX ........ I have their Christmas album. They're [italic] Fabulous !
by Anonymous | reply 454 | October 10, 2018 8:14 PM |
Haha, R454.
I must admit last night’s episode was impressive. Louisa Lytton was very good. And Lacey Turner’s facial reactions are always the best. Her WTF looks, both for drama and comedy, are fantastic.
by Anonymous | reply 455 | October 10, 2018 9:38 PM |
Since TPTB can't be bothered with any kind of gay storyline on this show, I'm just going to assume that the two cute mechanics from The Arches are boyfriends in love.
With their combined salaries and some savings, they've now got enough money to move into the small flat that Lee and Whitney used to rent from Jack.
by Anonymous | reply 456 | October 11, 2018 9:37 AM |
R450 any more gossip?
by Anonymous | reply 457 | October 11, 2018 1:20 PM |
I thought there would be some major cast announcements by now.
by Anonymous | reply 458 | October 11, 2018 2:00 PM |
Next Keanu takes up with Mo. Finally found a job...as a man whore.
by Anonymous | reply 459 | October 12, 2018 7:10 PM |
Keanu and Sharon = Brando and Leigh in Streetcar. Yep.
by Anonymous | reply 460 | October 12, 2018 7:13 PM |
More like Myra McQueen and Diego on Hollyoaks (minus the intentional humor).
by Anonymous | reply 461 | October 12, 2018 7:22 PM |
Leticia Dean REALLY should have hired a personal trainer for this storyline. There’s no excuse for how bad she looks. It’s very arrogant of her.
by Anonymous | reply 462 | October 12, 2018 11:58 PM |
Some of Jaeger's boys look like they could be the new gay storyline.
by Anonymous | reply 463 | October 13, 2018 12:20 AM |
It's the least Leticia Dean could have done r462. Danny Walters worked out, buffed up, and lost twenty pounds. And it certainly shows !
by Anonymous | reply 464 | October 13, 2018 12:28 AM |
I think the least she could have done is watch her own exercise DVD from 8 years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 465 | October 13, 2018 12:38 AM |
LOL, R465.
by Anonymous | reply 466 | October 13, 2018 1:11 AM |
Lol R465 so true. She's been getting bigger and bigger, there must be some reason for it apart from overeating. I've heard nothing but good things about Leticia so I wish her well
by Anonymous | reply 467 | October 13, 2018 10:43 AM |
Leticia is just going to Spain every weekend and gorging on pies, simple as.
by Anonymous | reply 468 | October 13, 2018 12:37 PM |
Keanu has puzzling taste in women. .. First, he's attracted to petite, fair, Swedish blonde, Ingrid, who's around his same age. Now, he's going for hefty, orange, Sharon with the totally fake hair ropes who's old enough to be his mother+. .. Yet for some reason, he couldn't muster even going on another date with that nice, older blonde woman who hired him when he was an escort (R381)?
by Anonymous | reply 469 | October 13, 2018 8:03 PM |
Hey, R469, he’s only 19, his taste will settle down in time.
by Anonymous | reply 470 | October 13, 2018 10:55 PM |
I guess Bonnie Langford is wowing the crowd in "42nd Street."
by Anonymous | reply 471 | October 17, 2018 2:25 AM |
Going to see her in it the week after Christmas. It closes January 5th.
by Anonymous | reply 472 | October 17, 2018 9:43 PM |
Why were they calling her Barb?
by Anonymous | reply 473 | October 17, 2018 10:17 PM |
I get the idea that Jagger and his crew are calling Bernie that as an insult, just to indicate that she's a non-entity to them, and they really don't care what her name is. It's just something with a "B". They've heard "Bernie" from Tiff and have been corrected, but continue with "Barb" as a joke to show that's what they think she is.
by Anonymous | reply 474 | October 17, 2018 10:35 PM |
Barb is the name of the fat girl teen in Stranger Things. Finally, a Netflux reference on EE!
by Anonymous | reply 475 | October 18, 2018 12:05 AM |
Sharon said she felt like mutton dressed as lamb in last night's episode when she was daaannnn the puuubb. Funny, she was wearing exactly the same drab clothes she always does.
by Anonymous | reply 476 | October 20, 2018 7:30 PM |
Keanu is a nineteen year old boy with raging hormones. Sharon is the older woman with years of experience, and wants to fuck 24/7. She's doing things to him that he's never known before. Just be grateful that we're not being exposed to Sharon's explicit whorish bedroom skills. What we're seeing is more than enough.
by Anonymous | reply 477 | October 21, 2018 5:42 PM |
I bet Sharon liked Keanu to pound her in her poop chute.
by Anonymous | reply 478 | October 21, 2018 5:44 PM |
R476 Someone told Sharon that black clothing will make her look fifty pounds slimmer.
by Anonymous | reply 479 | October 21, 2018 5:45 PM |
R479, it worked for Yul Brynner but never anybody else.
by Anonymous | reply 480 | October 21, 2018 5:56 PM |
Egad, r478, thats your dream, not Sharon's.
by Anonymous | reply 481 | October 21, 2018 5:57 PM |
Oh, come ON, R481, Sharon BEGGED Wicksy for anal and he wouldn’t give it to her. Dennis and Grant gave it to her quite often, I should imagine, but not Phil.
by Anonymous | reply 482 | October 21, 2018 9:40 PM |
This will be one sad week if it’s the one where Dr. Legg croaks.
by Anonymous | reply 483 | October 22, 2018 5:24 PM |
Robbie, fingering Dot's Garibaldis while Doctor Legg's in the horsepital!
by Anonymous | reply 484 | October 23, 2018 6:33 PM |
Oh, R484, PUHLEEZE.
So who’s the major character from years past who Dean Gaffney (Robbie) was referring to in a recent interview? I hope it’s Bianca but it will probably be Ricky.
by Anonymous | reply 485 | October 23, 2018 6:36 PM |
I fucking hate Jean. The actress is doing a great job of making me want her to be dropkicked into the Thames.
by Anonymous | reply 486 | October 23, 2018 6:41 PM |
I think the actress who plays her is good, R486. Haylee’s banshee yell on last night’s episode made me want to dropkick HER into the Thames.
by Anonymous | reply 487 | October 23, 2018 9:13 PM |
I just don't want another rape saga so soon after Linda's everlasting one. In real life she would have screamed blue murder and pushed Dean away, not silently submitted.
Karen and Louise both find out about the monstrosity that is Sheanu this week.
by Anonymous | reply 488 | October 24, 2018 12:11 AM |
Sheanu have both sworn on their family's lives that their affair is over now.
by Anonymous | reply 489 | October 25, 2018 11:24 PM |
Had to laugh (and agree) when Karen screamed at Sharon that she'd react the same way if was her (precious) Denny. .. Let's keep that story in mind for 2025.
Also, I prefer how Dot pronounces Keanu, "Ken-you."
by Anonymous | reply 490 | October 26, 2018 3:37 AM |
Sheanu ?
Shamu and Keanu ?
🐋 + 🏊 = Sheanu
by Anonymous | reply 491 | October 27, 2018 4:51 AM |
Blecch to all. I hate combined names.
by Anonymous | reply 492 | October 27, 2018 5:12 AM |
Oates on the future of The Carters.
(She loves them, and they're not going anywhere.)
by Anonymous | reply 493 | October 29, 2018 1:06 AM |
She also promises more diversity.
(Near the end of this article.)
by Anonymous | reply 494 | October 29, 2018 1:10 AM |
^^^ Sorry. Wrong link above. The part about LGBT characters is at the end of this article.
by Anonymous | reply 495 | October 29, 2018 1:12 AM |
EE is set in Hackney, home of the famous gay club the Dalston Superstore. It's a mecca for young gay hipsters and this should be reflected in the spazzy Square. We need a bossy power bottom who works in finance and an angry top who's a journalist to keep him in line. Maybe a couple of beautiful lesbians as all the gay women so far on the soap have been fuglettas.
by Anonymous | reply 496 | October 29, 2018 10:55 AM |
I see where the lovely David Witts (ex-Joey Branning) is currently starring as "Fiyero" in the West End production of "Wicked."
Two of the boys in the ensemble cast have this little program they do called "The Jonny & Scott Show."
They recently interviewed David. .. It's silly, but rather engaging.
So what's David's story? .. "Little spoon?" .. yum!
by Anonymous | reply 497 | October 30, 2018 1:22 AM |
David’s gorgeous. I bet he’s at least dabbled in the homosex.
by Anonymous | reply 498 | October 30, 2018 1:44 PM |
What the fuck has Ian been eating?
by Anonymous | reply 499 | November 1, 2018 5:56 AM |
There’s no excuse for Adam Woodyatt’s weight gain over the years. They should threaten him with job termination. The press hardly gives a shit about the show like it used to so there wouldn’t be as big an outcry.
by Anonymous | reply 500 | November 1, 2018 8:14 PM |
Based on what we were told during that 2017 PSA on Ian's diabetic condition -- given his current obese state -- he should either have gone blind, lost a limb, or died by now.
As I recall, that "story" was all written around Woodyatt's real life marathon training and resulting weight loss being done to support his son who had been injured in a car accident.
What the hell happened?
by Anonymous | reply 501 | November 1, 2018 9:48 PM |
The fat is one thing - what gives with the hair?!
by Anonymous | reply 502 | November 2, 2018 10:46 AM |
And the teeth!
by Anonymous | reply 503 | November 2, 2018 1:58 PM |
Ian's eating all of the profits.
by Anonymous | reply 504 | November 3, 2018 4:02 AM |
Jesus Christ, the guy who plays Keegan can’t act for shit.
by Anonymous | reply 505 | November 3, 2018 4:16 AM |
Touching scene between Hayley, Keanu and The Baybee in the hospital. He would be so much better with that nice middle-class Scandinavian nanny tho. Men are so schoopid!
by Anonymous | reply 506 | November 3, 2018 9:43 AM |
I dint think the media would really care aboyr Ian weight gain as much as Sharon's.
When she returned to the show in 2001 the soap press were vicious in labelling her "Miss Piggy" due to her nose and long extensions. In recent years she's really piled the weight on. I think there must be other factors in play as Leticia Dean released an exercise video years ago after spouting the value of healthy living..
by Anonymous | reply 507 | November 3, 2018 10:31 AM |
Waaaaay too much Hayley last week.
by Anonymous | reply 508 | November 3, 2018 9:43 PM |
R508 And it only gets worse.
by Anonymous | reply 509 | November 3, 2018 9:50 PM |
R509...uggh. She’s not a bad actress but she’s not easy on the eyes and she has a tendency to yell a lot of her lines. She also has zero chemistry with the guy playing Keanu.
by Anonymous | reply 510 | November 4, 2018 11:18 PM |
Sick of seeing grossetta Sharon pawing at Keanu and the cameramen desperately trying to make him look the same size as her instead of smaller.
by Anonymous | reply 511 | November 5, 2018 3:15 AM |
She's pre-menopausal and probably doesn't give a damn.
But seriously ..... What the hell does she see when she looks in the mirror? Those nasty extensions that look like they haven't been properly cleaned in months? The overdone spray tan/tanning booth skin that looks like a well roasted turkey? The overly short skirts, just like Louise sluts to school in? Good Lord, why don't women realize those trappings don't make them look youthful, they make them look like fat, old fools. She'll still be dressing like that when she's Dot's age. And probably still on EE.
by Anonymous | reply 512 | November 5, 2018 4:24 AM |
Her legs are her best feature. Not by most standards, but at least they are not fat.
She has what someone here described as having a WWII figure, like Catherine Zeta Jones: a bosom, round mid-section, flat ass and toothpick legs.
by Anonymous | reply 513 | November 5, 2018 4:56 AM |
I suspect Leticia Dean is well and truly going through the menopause right about now.
by Anonymous | reply 514 | November 5, 2018 9:23 PM |
She has a lovely face if she'd just lose weight, get a flattering haircut and wear some tasteful, colourful clothes instead of all black.
Oh and less tan.
by Anonymous | reply 515 | November 5, 2018 10:03 PM |
So tired of spatastic Keegan trying to emote all over the square and failing.
But today was a great day for me! Horrible wizened Carmel has gone to Dubai and won't be returning. Now we just need freeze dried Denise to join her.
by Anonymous | reply 516 | November 6, 2018 12:23 AM |
R516 Wouldn't expect "Denise" exiting anytime too soon. Daran Little recently tweeted that he was "knee deep in Kat Moon, Jean Slater, Denise Fox and Linda Carter."
by Anonymous | reply 517 | November 6, 2018 12:31 AM |
Can’t believe fuggo Stuart will still be on thr show as late as January.
by Anonymous | reply 518 | November 7, 2018 11:18 PM |
I think Ian has been gobbling up the samosas.
Too bad, he was looking slender, but seriously, most people who lose weight eventually gain some or all of it back. Cut him some slack, I think most of us have been, or are, in his shoes. It's a tough battle.
by Anonymous | reply 519 | November 9, 2018 6:44 PM |
He can afford a good personal trainer, though, R519. So can Leticia Dean. There’s no excuse for them to be so overweight.
by Anonymous | reply 520 | November 9, 2018 7:46 PM |
My issue isn't with Woodyatt's real life "battle." .. It's with TPTB for opting to build an entire health-related story arc around Ian's weight in 2017, yet now he's fatter than ever with no mention of what he was going through just last year. .. As for Leticia Dean, I've never really paid much attention to her weight, until now. It makes hot, young Keanu look like a chubby chaser. And instead of taking them seriously as a couple, the whole thing comes off quite hilarious. Add the orange skin and horrible hair extensions, and the sight of them doing it on that tiny kitchen table was just laughable.
by Anonymous | reply 521 | November 9, 2018 9:14 PM |
I guess other actors would be told to lose weight or else. Leticia and Adam probably get a free pass as they're originals.
by Anonymous | reply 522 | November 10, 2018 10:03 AM |
I think in the show’s early days Leticia wanted to lose weight but they wouldn’t let her, telling her she wasn’t allowed to alter her appearance.
by Anonymous | reply 523 | November 10, 2018 1:13 PM |
I can't believe how dumb Linda is. Regardless whether or not Mick shot Stuart, it doesn't change the fact that Stuart is psychotic. I'm betting he's going to get her in bed and film it for Mick. Eventually, he will probably assault Linda. And you just know he wants to get his hands on Whitney to teach his little brother a lesson.
by Anonymous | reply 524 | November 11, 2018 6:57 AM |
Keanu is not that attractive, unless you're into big lips or bisexual.
by Anonymous | reply 525 | November 11, 2018 9:09 AM |
I’m into big, full lips but not mushy ones like Keanu’s.
by Anonymous | reply 526 | November 11, 2018 1:27 PM |
You'd You'd jump Keanu in a heartbeat r525 & r526!
by Anonymous | reply 527 | November 12, 2018 5:04 AM |
Question
Why do patrons at Queen Vic catch taxis? They literally get rides to go around the corner. Drives me crazy,that and the shows crazy attempts to hide the ages of its middle aged stars trying to play millenials
by Anonymous | reply 528 | November 12, 2018 5:23 AM |
Uhhh, R527, no, I wouldn’t. I don’t think he’s attractive at all.
by Anonymous | reply 529 | November 12, 2018 1:22 PM |
I would, however, like to throw Hunter a mean fuck when he’s of age.
by Anonymous | reply 530 | November 12, 2018 2:02 PM |
Isn't Charlie Winter, the actor who plays Hunter, going to be 23 in January?
by Anonymous | reply 531 | November 12, 2018 11:05 PM |
Yeah, R531, but Hunter’s 15!
by Anonymous | reply 532 | November 12, 2018 11:43 PM |
Wasn't that party at E20 on Friday supposed to be some kind of joint birthday party for both Louise and Hunter(?) - with him being 16 now.
by Anonymous | reply 533 | November 13, 2018 12:50 AM |
British tv soaps are on a trajectory of a very slow long term decline .they (tv bosses) have been overmilked and their killing the goose that lays the golden eggs .That and the changing tv landscape makes them seem like yesterdays news and time is unsentimentally moving on and past them.
by Anonymous | reply 534 | November 13, 2018 1:17 AM |
Hey, R534, Mandy Dingle is returning to Emmerdale next month so don’t piss on my parade!
by Anonymous | reply 535 | November 13, 2018 1:29 AM |
Emmerdale is the best of the british soaps especially now soap villainess Kim Tate is returning full time and is losing viewers at a slower rate than the other two. EastEnders year on year ratings decline is pretty bad.
by Anonymous | reply 536 | November 13, 2018 1:41 AM |
I watch them all, and the only two I actually look forward to watching are Hollyoaks and Pobol. Eastenders is quite an ordeal to get through presently.
by Anonymous | reply 537 | November 13, 2018 2:11 AM |
Hayley is a horrible character.
There are rumors that Kat’s not a Slater biologically? Come on.
by Anonymous | reply 538 | November 13, 2018 1:03 PM |
I haven't cared for any of Yorke's three BIG character creations: Aidan, Stuart, or Hayley.
And I was enjoying Ray UNTIL they made him stinky - turning him into a lying, womanizing bigamist - apparently just to make Jack look good or something? .. At least Mahon is a charismatic actor, but still.
by Anonymous | reply 539 | November 13, 2018 8:34 PM |
Mahion is just OK. I think they could have found a sexier, more charismatic Ray. Someone who Hunter jerked off fantasizing about.
by Anonymous | reply 540 | November 13, 2018 8:37 PM |
[quote] Someone who Hunter jerked off fantasizing about.
Well, as much as we might want to imagine that ....
It would seem if anyone's going to have fantasies about Ray, it will probably be Louise.
by Anonymous | reply 541 | November 13, 2018 8:48 PM |
Cora thumping Rainie with a frying pan where Pauline thumped Arthur with a frying pan was sort of amusing.
by Anonymous | reply 542 | November 14, 2018 3:38 AM |
Louise is going to do the nasty with Keegan.
If you watch the EastEnders performance on Friday's "Kids in Need" fundraiser, you'll understand why.
by Anonymous | reply 543 | November 17, 2018 4:13 AM |
Given what Sharon was wearing in the fundraiser, she's going to become a streetwalker.
by Anonymous | reply 544 | November 17, 2018 10:14 AM |
Speaking of streetwalkers, BRING BACK JER-NEEEN!
by Anonymous | reply 545 | November 17, 2018 10:18 AM |
Is Evie supposed to be lesbian? She seems interested in Tiff for uhhh .. other reasons.
by Anonymous | reply 546 | November 17, 2018 11:36 PM |
What was Sharon wearing?
by Anonymous | reply 547 | November 18, 2018 12:46 AM |
I can’t stand Keegan but Zack Morris was adorable last night on Children in Need singing “A Whole New World.”
by Anonymous | reply 548 | November 18, 2018 2:48 AM |
R547 Similar to her regular get up, but somehow even shorter. (First 20 seconds.)
btw - Kush as Gaston ;-)
by Anonymous | reply 549 | November 18, 2018 2:58 AM |
Sharon always wears the same outfit, and the same " dressing gown."
Keanu better get out of those freaking handcuffs and get the freak home ASAP !
Or he can hide under the bed, and listen to Sharon and Phil have "welcome home" sex.
by Anonymous | reply 550 | November 23, 2018 4:09 AM |
They used the same "black wardrobe" device when Jossa got XL. .. But after awhile, it becomes rather noticeably strange and actually serves to remind viewers of the issue.
by Anonymous | reply 551 | November 23, 2018 9:54 PM |
So Sharon’s gonna get knocked up, right?
by Anonymous | reply 552 | November 24, 2018 2:29 PM |
Sharon's only 48, she most likely has not gone through menopause, so she's still fertile. I think that would be a great twist to the storyline. Whose yo' daddy?
by Anonymous | reply 553 | November 26, 2018 5:13 PM |
Surely they used protection!
by Anonymous | reply 554 | November 26, 2018 5:15 PM |
I'm sure Keanu's mother told him all about the dangers of unprotected sex.
If Sharon is pregnant, she can always borrow some chic pregnancy wardrobe items from Janet Jackson.
by Anonymous | reply 555 | November 26, 2018 6:34 PM |
If Sharon is pregnant, she'll be wearing the same black tents they have her in now. And they can skip the pregnancy pad.
by Anonymous | reply 556 | November 26, 2018 8:59 PM |
Any chance of the new showrunner splitting Mick and Linda up? I would like to see Danny Dyer enjoy some hot young snatch or cock.
by Anonymous | reply 557 | November 27, 2018 1:24 AM |
R557 What Oates said about The Carters last month ....
by Anonymous | reply 558 | November 27, 2018 9:55 AM |
[quote] I would like to see Danny Dyer enjoy some hot young snatch or cock.
Let's see ... They could recast Johnny (again), then have some hot, young ex-con that Mick met in prison show up on The Square. .. The guy and Johnny hit it off and start dating. .. But when things look to be getting serious between Johnny and the guy, Mick starts to get more than a little anxious. The guy is there all the time now; he might even become Mick's son-in-law -- making it totally impossible for Mick to escape the memory of the guy's tremendous cocksucking skills that Mick enjoyed while they shared a cell.
by Anonymous | reply 559 | November 27, 2018 10:49 AM |
Tish Dean is still pretty, she just needs to lost like 3st and get a better hairdo.
by Anonymous | reply 560 | November 27, 2018 4:00 PM |
Excellent, r559! A jailhouse romance with Mick and subsequent envy of his son would do nicely.
by Anonymous | reply 561 | November 27, 2018 10:22 PM |
I'm finding most of EE unbearable right now. With the exception of the Dot and Dr Legg story line. I am and eldergay who remembers EE in its glory years. I even like Ian as I remember him as a child. As for the newer characters I just wish we had more naked Kush.
by Anonymous | reply 562 | November 28, 2018 12:48 PM |
They need to bring back Shabnam for Kush.
by Anonymous | reply 563 | November 28, 2018 7:41 PM |
Keanu has to act gay to throw Phil off the scent. Kush agrees to help him out. They discover they like it. New developments follow. (As believable as all the other story lines now.)
by Anonymous | reply 564 | November 28, 2018 7:46 PM |
Never been into Kush with Denise. Such a strange pairing.
Meanwhile, Whitney seems to just be filling time with Halfwit.
That said, I've always thought Kush and Whitney might work.
Hmmmm ... They were playing Gaston & Belle in the recent Children in Need romp. ;-)
by Anonymous | reply 565 | November 28, 2018 8:02 PM |
I think Halfwit will be brown bread by New Year’s. Thank God.
by Anonymous | reply 566 | November 28, 2018 8:50 PM |
Is Linda playing a long game or what?
by Anonymous | reply 567 | November 28, 2018 8:53 PM |
R567 Yes. Linda revealed that to Shirley in the final scene of last Friday's episode.
by Anonymous | reply 568 | November 28, 2018 9:00 PM |
There you go, the kettle boiled and I left the room and missed it!
by Anonymous | reply 569 | November 28, 2018 9:33 PM |
Linda gave Shirley her wedding ring for safekeeping.
That bit where Kat knocked down the old guy was unintentionally hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 570 | November 28, 2018 10:03 PM |
To me, the character missing in Thursday's debate about rape, consent, and sexual politics was Jay. .. After all, just like Linda, Stacey, Kat, Whit etc. are survivors of rape or sexual abuse, Jay is still suffering the effects of his relationship with Linzi-Star - having been publicly branded a sexual abuser, attempted rapist, nonce. .. Plus, if they're hinting at a future relationship between Jay and Ruby, then this would have been the scene for him to witness what she's facing.
by Anonymous | reply 571 | November 29, 2018 9:40 PM |
The kid who used to play dead Shaki joined Casualty a couple weeks ago as campy Nurse Marty, and in the last episode, it was confirmed he's gay.
Marty and the other new nurse began a little competition over a male patient.
Seems more in his element .. lol!
by Anonymous | reply 572 | November 29, 2018 10:48 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 573 | November 29, 2018 10:49 PM |
God, Alfie looks awful.
by Anonymous | reply 574 | December 1, 2018 4:51 AM |
Shaki has certainly grown up nicely.
by Anonymous | reply 575 | December 1, 2018 12:50 PM |
I only started watching this year in March.
Um, so Stacey used to fuck Max? How old was she?
by Anonymous | reply 576 | December 1, 2018 3:34 PM |
20ish. He is so unattractive, I never get how he got so many women into bed.
by Anonymous | reply 577 | December 1, 2018 4:24 PM |
R576 You just missed Max and Stacey's icky hook-up when they fucked last Christmas as they hilariously humped on the floor in front of the fireplace with her still dressed in her angel costume for the nativity pageant at the community center.
Max's best feature is his firm, round ass. That's about it.
All I can figure is that maybe "the bald ginger sack" (as Martin called him) is supposed to be hung.
by Anonymous | reply 578 | December 1, 2018 5:33 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 579 | December 1, 2018 5:44 PM |
Oh shoot! .. I so wanted to see Keanu and Sharon cavorting on a Gold Coast beach. .. He in a snug aussieBum Handlebar and she in a black thong bikini.
by Anonymous | reply 580 | December 1, 2018 8:44 PM |
But Sharon won’t be back from Australia in time for Christmas, will she? Like, WTF excuse dud they give her to go Down Under, anyway? Spencer turned queer on Vicki?
by Anonymous | reply 581 | December 1, 2018 10:47 PM |
I hope Sharon comes back with a sassy new short hairdo. I can't stop staring at her extensions. Last night you could actually see the knots tied to dark roots.
This is from 18 years ago, but I think something akin to this could still work.
by Anonymous | reply 582 | December 2, 2018 12:39 AM |
R578 I did miss it .. OMG.
Did Martin find out?
Max is repulsive. I mean, I would, but he’s repulsive.
by Anonymous | reply 583 | December 2, 2018 12:43 AM |
“Does Martin hit the spot does he?”
by Anonymous | reply 584 | December 2, 2018 12:46 AM |
The chemistry between Ruby and Linda was so great on Thursday’s episode. I’d almost be willing to accept a storyline where she’s Linda and Mick’s long lost firstborn who’d been sold to Johnny Allen by Aunt whatsername.
by Anonymous | reply 585 | December 2, 2018 12:49 AM |
Sharon has gone down under on Keanu's nether regions on many occasions.
by Anonymous | reply 586 | December 2, 2018 5:16 AM |
R585 Not that I'm promoting a bio-relationship between the two women, but they could conceivably make Linda and Ruby sisters.
Recall, during Linda's rape story with Dean, her mother, Elaine, confessed that she'd cheated on Linda's father, John Peacock (unseen), before he died. .. They could say that the guy Elaine had her affair with was Ruby's father, Johnny Allen. .. The age difference between Linda and Ruby is about 11-12 years, so they're more like sisters. .. Elaine could say she knew the baby was Johnny Allen's but didn't think she could handle a newborn, while running the pub and caring for her sick husband (who later died when Linda was 15). .. So Johnny Allen told Elaine, he'd take their baby and raise it with his wife, Stephanie (also unseen). .. Or they could go the other route and say Stephanie Allen had an affair with John Peacock and passed the baby off as her husband, Johnny's. And once John Peacock died, who toddler Ruby would know as her father became moot.
by Anonymous | reply 587 | December 2, 2018 7:04 PM |
R583 Yes, Martin found out. Almost immediately. Stacey told him a day or so later. He and Stacey separated with him moving in with his ex-wife, Sonia, over at Dot's place. Martin and Stacey had one endless row after another, especially where custody of the children was concerned. The Kazemi's got involved because of Arthur being Kush's bio-son. For awhile, it looked as if Sonia and Martin might reconnect. While I didn't want that, I also didn't care if Martin and Stacey got back together. I think she treats him like shit -- so disparaging and dismissive of his feelings.
by Anonymous | reply 588 | December 2, 2018 7:32 PM |
Good idea, R587.
by Anonymous | reply 589 | December 2, 2018 11:36 PM |
How does Martin tolerate living under the same roof with Stacy and their kids plus Mo, Kat, Jean, Haley, Hayley's kid, Tiffany, Whitney, part time Ruby ..... Have I forgotten anyone? And now that Alfie's back, where are they gonna put him? And you just know all hell's gonna break loose when Alfie is revealed as baby daddy !
by Anonymous | reply 590 | December 3, 2018 2:15 AM |
R590 The living situation that Stacey has subjected Martin to is insufferable.
Now, that Carmel is gone, Martin should take Arthur and go bunk with his true love, Kush .. lol! .. They can raise the boy together.
by Anonymous | reply 591 | December 3, 2018 2:27 AM |
Where the fuck is Kathy? Is the actress having health issues?
by Anonymous | reply 592 | December 7, 2018 11:37 PM |
R592 I remember seeing Kathy last month in one of the episodes where Cora was staying at Beales with Baby Abi. That's about it. Given Kathy's history, I'm kinda surprised they didn't have her in the episode where all those characters were in The Vic discussing the sexual politics of consent. Same with the barely-there, Jay, given some of the (false) public accusations, he endured a couple of years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 593 | December 8, 2018 12:27 AM |
R593, Kathy wasn’t seen for months, was in that one episode and then promptly pissed off to Spain! Very strange.
by Anonymous | reply 594 | December 8, 2018 12:33 AM |
Some please take Shirley to a salon and have that ratty hair cut off. She looks like roadkill.
by Anonymous | reply 595 | December 11, 2018 2:26 AM |
She always looks awful, though. She looked much worse when she first started, though.
by Anonymous | reply 596 | December 11, 2018 2:31 PM |
She looked very hard and unkempt when she first started indeed.
Sharon is looking well these days
by Anonymous | reply 597 | December 11, 2018 4:14 PM |
When did Alfie Moon become such a monster? It is also unbelievable that that house of strong women would even sit through his attempt to take over and assign duties in a house where he is only a guest. The problem with EE now is that it has no loveable or even barely likeable characters. Kush is the exception but only because of his Semitic good looks.
by Anonymous | reply 598 | December 13, 2018 2:03 PM |
Kush is gorgeous.
Alfie is intolerable now. Will they ever fucking explain how they frittered away £1m?
by Anonymous | reply 599 | December 13, 2018 6:33 PM |