Obviously Kamala would take swimsuit but I think Oprah would rock the interview portion. Evening gown is tough to call. Oprah looked pretty beautiful at the Globes and probably has access to better designers. Kamala has the more natural lines to her figure but I good dress and spanks could push Oprah over the top.
Kamala vs. Oprah: Who would win using pageant rules?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 18, 2018 2:12 PM |
Oprah would win, as long as there's no swimsuit competition.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 18, 2018 3:43 AM |
Miss Corey Booker wins the Shouty Man Competition
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 18, 2018 4:14 AM |
I thought Corey was known for his interest on white women?
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 18, 2018 4:17 AM |
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| by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 18, 2018 4:32 AM |
^ This shouty man with manboobs might tie with Oprah in the swimsuit competition
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 18, 2018 4:32 AM |
As long as Cory doesn't do a dramatic monologue in the talent portion he could be fine. That whole thing with the Trump spokeswoman the other day was just a little overwrought. He needs an acting coach to bring subtly to his work.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 18, 2018 2:04 PM |
Just don't wear a yellow Mao Tse Tung jacket that doesn't fit right. Sometimes at night I take a knife and rip holes in mine. That damn thing cost me the election and ruined the world.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 18, 2018 2:12 PM |