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Mayonnaise sandwiches

I love these...just plain mayonnaise on two slices of bread. I know it's cool to hate on mayo, but is there anyone else like me?

by Anonymousreply 18January 18, 2018 7:51 AM

Barefoot contesta change my life:

Mayo and dijon mustard on a grilled chesse sandwich. I use Havarti cheese and olive oil to grill/fry, no butter. It is soooo good.

by Anonymousreply 1January 18, 2018 2:17 AM

For a mayo sandwich, it must be white bread...

by Anonymousreply 2January 18, 2018 2:20 AM

thread for fat fucks. white bread?!!

by Anonymousreply 3January 18, 2018 2:49 AM

OP grew up poor.

by Anonymousreply 4January 18, 2018 2:52 AM

How do you make mayonnaise less salty??

I make tuna salads with mayo but they always come out tasting salty.

And I don't put any dill pickles!!

by Anonymousreply 5January 18, 2018 2:57 AM

Add your choice of pickles, tomatoes, sliced onion for an extra treat!

by Anonymousreply 6January 18, 2018 2:57 AM

Try a mayo sandwich with a bit of hot sauce. You just sprinkle a bit evenly in drops all over one slice after the mayo is spread on, same side. It's heaven on earth.

by Anonymousreply 7January 18, 2018 3:01 AM

I've been using mayo and hot sauce for my bean/potato/cabbage sandwiches.

Mostly vegan, definitely healthy, and a little bit of mayo to piss of the real vegans

by Anonymousreply 8January 18, 2018 3:05 AM

It's probably the tuna that's salty, R5, not the mayo. Try rinsing the tuna in water before mixing.

by Anonymousreply 9January 18, 2018 3:13 AM

I propose a title change for this thread: "People Who Are Too Cheap Or To Poor To Buy Lunchmeat"

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by Anonymousreply 10January 18, 2018 3:24 AM

I'll try that, thanks, R9.

by Anonymousreply 11January 18, 2018 3:25 AM

Put doritos on top of the mayo and you got a sandwich!!

by Anonymousreply 12January 18, 2018 3:35 AM

Hellmann’s or Duke’s?

by Anonymousreply 13January 18, 2018 7:02 AM

My Dad grew up on mashed potato sandwiches. He was akways rail thin, too, until about 55 when he quit smoking.

by Anonymousreply 14January 18, 2018 7:07 AM

I love them as well. I also eat it straight out the jar

by Anonymousreply 15January 18, 2018 7:08 AM

when i was a kid i ate catsup sandwiches.......

by Anonymousreply 16January 18, 2018 7:22 AM

Weren't mayonnaise w/a slice of cucumber the upper echelon of hoity-toity sandwiches? I think so, and I never went anywhere near the darn things.

I present an English tea sandwich as evidence for the OP.

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