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Barron Trump

He's, like, 11 or 12 and incredibly yuuuge for his age - but thin as a rail. By the look of it, President Plump has been eating the poor kid's meals far too often.

Give the kid something to eat, FFS.

by Anonymousreply 104January 19, 2019 6:21 PM

Dis tread ees cyber-bullying. I heet you vit bag, OP!

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by Anonymousreply 1January 17, 2018 6:37 PM

I like blue states.

NO DADDY NO HIT NO HIT!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2January 17, 2018 6:39 PM

LEAVE THE KIDS OUT OF ALL THIS.......HE IS 11 FOR CHRIST SAKE...........

by Anonymousreply 3January 17, 2018 6:40 PM

His weight is perfectly fine. You hate his Dad. Fine. The bloke is a cunt, but Barron didn't choose his porcine Father nor is he responsible for Trump's behaviour.

by Anonymousreply 4January 17, 2018 6:43 PM

R1 / Melania This isn't cyber-bullying, you stupid East European hooker - we worry about the poor bastard.

Something you don't do.

Because if you did, you would've left the crazy orange commonly known as DJT by now, taking the kid with you.

by Anonymousreply 5January 17, 2018 6:44 PM

R2 I can vividly imagine him beating up the kid, so even though I'd like to laugh, I can't.

by Anonymousreply 6January 17, 2018 6:53 PM

Yes, we support the kid. Feed and nurture him then set out the popcorn and hear his story when Donnie Twoscoops is gone.

by Anonymousreply 7January 17, 2018 6:54 PM

It'll be interesting to see if he grows up to be and arrogant fuck like his 3 older siblings. I would say it is pretty much inevitable.

by Anonymousreply 8January 17, 2018 7:10 PM

President Plump. I like that even though he is more like President Fatass.

by Anonymousreply 9January 17, 2018 7:55 PM

He’s going to be a big gay slut when he’s an adult.

by Anonymousreply 10January 17, 2018 8:02 PM

That's President Fit-as-a-Fiddle to you, R9. I've also been officially declared sane, which is more than anyone (doctors, co-workers, family members) would say about you.

by Anonymousreply 11January 17, 2018 8:04 PM

R11 that is too witty and complex for President Hungry Hungry Hippo to say.

by Anonymousreply 12January 17, 2018 8:18 PM

The 2nd thing that bothers me about some having an interest in Barron that the usually wise DLers don’t seem to realize when the kid grows up he will be just as horrible as the rest of the Trump family.

by Anonymousreply 13January 17, 2018 8:22 PM

What does John Barron think of Barron Trump? Is he all mad?

by Anonymousreply 14January 17, 2018 8:45 PM

And how about Trump's friend Jim? Has the media sought out his opinion yet?

by Anonymousreply 15January 17, 2018 8:46 PM

OP I guess you never went through a gawky colt-like stage in your pre-pubescence?

by Anonymousreply 16January 17, 2018 8:48 PM

He reminds me of Damon

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by Anonymousreply 17January 17, 2018 11:29 PM

We're so bored and have so much free time, let's make fun of a little kid!

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by Anonymousreply 18January 17, 2018 11:34 PM

R18, we're so bored we post the same stupid gif over and over again!

by Anonymousreply 19January 18, 2018 9:16 AM

R13, not necessarily. Remember that not all of Fred Trump's children ended up being lunatics.

by Anonymousreply 20January 18, 2018 9:17 AM

He looks completely normal for a boy his age. Do you come from an obese family, OP?

by Anonymousreply 21January 18, 2018 10:10 AM

In that pic r17 it looks like he has inherited the donald trump anus mouth like the rest of his siblings. Too bad.

by Anonymousreply 22January 18, 2018 1:31 PM

R21, no.

by Anonymousreply 23January 18, 2018 1:54 PM

R22, idiot. Compared to President Plump and his other offspring, Barron's a real cutie. Mommy's genes obviously prevented the worst (looking like Trump, that is).

by Anonymousreply 24January 18, 2018 1:59 PM

The kid's not a genius like me. He gets what he deserves.

by Anonymousreply 25January 18, 2018 2:02 PM

R17 Damon Runyon? Damon Wayans? Matt Damon? Ohhhh you mean "Damien". I get it. .......And people call Barron slow.

by Anonymousreply 26January 18, 2018 2:21 PM

Don't want to discuss a minor., But.....

Obviously his mom is his predominant support.

Does his father ever takes a day off and spends it with the kid in a fun way?

by Anonymousreply 27January 18, 2018 2:26 PM

he looks exactly like his mom

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by Anonymousreply 28January 18, 2018 3:05 PM

I hate the whole Trump clan, but leave the kid alone. This family has plenty of deserving targets, but leave the kid alone. Leave all kids alone, I would hate to imagine being a teen and finding a thread about you here or anywhere else, but leave the kid alone. No child is responsible for the actions of their parent, so LEAVE THE KID ALONE.

by Anonymousreply 29January 18, 2018 4:21 PM

There's nothing "wise" about picking on kids from behind a computer screen, R13, or using them as a whipping boy because you hate his father. It's cowardly. And bullying/mocking kids is a sure fire way that they will grow up to be "horrible."

by Anonymousreply 30January 18, 2018 5:04 PM

Oh please, nobody here's mocking that kid, so just fuck off, Captain Insipidity / R30.

by Anonymousreply 31January 18, 2018 5:08 PM

R27, for the kid's sake, I hope Barron is being kept away from Daddy Donald as much as possible.

by Anonymousreply 32January 19, 2018 7:40 PM

R28, hmm, true. And when his hair isn't combed up like Daddy's, you can see Melania's father's facial features in him. He doesn't look much 'Trump-ey' - thank God.

by Anonymousreply 33January 19, 2018 7:44 PM

By the way, it's apparently the case that Trump himself calls Barron "the retard" so we should defend him.

by Anonymousreply 34January 19, 2018 7:52 PM

R34, we should stand up for that poor kid in every aspect.

He must be having severe growing pains due to his recent growth spurts. I never grew that much within a rather short time and yet I suffered persistent growing pains, so Barron's growing must be gruesome. Probably one of the reasons why he used to look pretty grumpy - imagine you get wheeled out by your parents while in pain (and when not being in the mood for getting lots of public attention anyway).

by Anonymousreply 35January 19, 2018 8:04 PM

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by Anonymousreply 36January 20, 2018 6:48 AM

I don't know that this is Trump's kid, the other sons were chunky when younger and Trump has very strong genes. Barron looks a lot like Melania, maybe there is a different daddy. Trump calls him a retard because he projects, the kid is probably relatively smart.

by Anonymousreply 37January 20, 2018 6:55 AM

R36, you could at least have tried to 'shop Barron's head onto that kid.

Sad!

by Anonymousreply 38January 20, 2018 6:57 AM

R37, agreed, Barron might be pretty smart but I guess he's an introvert. To me he looks like a thinker.

Which makes him a loser and a retard in President Plump's eyes.

by Anonymousreply 39January 20, 2018 7:01 AM

How can Baron look like Melania? That's not her original face. Chin, cheeks, nose,eyes all surgerically enhanced

by Anonymousreply 40January 20, 2018 8:08 AM

He looks more like her father anyway.

Btw, back when Melania was beautiful (hadn't had a facelift etc, that is), she had facial features that resembled Barron's.

(These days, Melania looks just horrible. She got 'Trumped' facially by having a facelift, fillers etc.)

by Anonymousreply 41January 20, 2018 8:23 AM

[quote]We're so bored and have so much free time, let's make fun of a little kid!

Oh yes, I've never understood why people make fun of kids here. I was bullied as a kid for being a girly boy and I know exactly what it feels like to be at the receiving end. It's stupid and it's sick. Just because your parents are famous doesn't mean the kids should get the hate as well. Judging by the rumors Trump has been a total cunt to his other sons who turned out to be cunts as well. It's a shame if that happens to Barron as well.

by Anonymousreply 42January 20, 2018 8:30 AM

R42, feel free to read the entire thread and you'll find we're pretty much supportive of that kid.

by Anonymousreply 43January 20, 2018 8:41 AM

R43, this is not the first thread about Barron, nor about celebrity spawn in general. I normally avoid these kinds of threads but I remember reading a thread that was all about how ugly the kids of a certain football player are. Considering the kids were like 10 at the time that was just terrible.

by Anonymousreply 44January 20, 2018 8:49 AM

Baron is good looking. Melania's genes must be really strong. Marla Maples has great bone structure that Tiffany didn't get.

by Anonymousreply 45January 20, 2018 8:56 AM

Handsome boy:

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by Anonymousreply 46January 20, 2018 10:37 AM

I felt bad they didn't even take Barron to the Christmas Tree lighting, poor boy

by Anonymousreply 47January 20, 2018 10:39 AM

Betuxed:

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by Anonymousreply 48January 20, 2018 10:40 AM

Mommy back in the day:

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by Anonymousreply 49January 20, 2018 10:46 AM

R49, Barron has got his Mum's eyes.

You know, the ones she used to have before she got 'Trumped' facially.

by Anonymousreply 50January 20, 2018 11:05 AM

R48, I just ADORE Barron's I-can't-be-arsed-to-attend-this-crapfest look on his face in this pic.

by Anonymousreply 51January 20, 2018 11:07 AM

Melania Looks like a lizard-lady today. R49, thanks for the pic. Melania should take up the cause of people who destroy their looks by having too much work done.

Barron is probably so thin simply because at that age, it’s normal for fast growing boys to be thin. In today’s world we see obesity everywhere, but that’s a relatively new phenomenon. Up until the 70s, at least, the “fat boy” in school was the great exception.

by Anonymousreply 52January 20, 2018 12:41 PM

He's autistic.

by Anonymousreply 53January 20, 2018 1:20 PM

This Barron Trump fan fiction is getting out of hand.

by Anonymousreply 54January 20, 2018 1:24 PM

He's apt to do the Tide Pod Challenge.

by Anonymousreply 55January 20, 2018 2:26 PM

Don Jr. better watch out

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by Anonymousreply 56January 20, 2018 2:46 PM

[R49]'s picture - is that Melanoma or Cersi Lannister?? ;-)

by Anonymousreply 57January 20, 2018 3:48 PM

Son of her

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by Anonymousreply 58January 20, 2018 3:51 PM

R58 Vee needz cee de burth certi-FI-cut

by Anonymousreply 59January 20, 2018 3:52 PM

I've volunteered to babysit for Barron when mom and dad need some quiet time.

by Anonymousreply 60January 20, 2018 4:13 PM

R60 Could you make him a Yuggggeee Star? All my kids are super duper talented.

by Anonymousreply 61January 20, 2018 4:16 PM

R53, proof or stfu.

Being rather cautious and shy doesn't mean someone's autistic or a retard.

Unless you're Donald Trump, that is.

by Anonymousreply 62January 20, 2018 5:09 PM

R62 he goes to a retard school too

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by Anonymousreply 63January 20, 2018 5:12 PM

R62, takes a retard to know a retard, a retard school respectively, eh?

by Anonymousreply 64January 20, 2018 5:21 PM

^ Sorry, that message was directed at R63!

by Anonymousreply 65January 20, 2018 5:22 PM

R64 you're right! R62 is a retard!

by Anonymousreply 66January 20, 2018 5:23 PM

Barron eez child. Do not bully child! Cyber bully eez evil! That's why there eez campaign against cyber bully. Eez veri successful campaign, eez true!

by Anonymousreply 67January 20, 2018 5:37 PM

I can't imagine Donald beating up the kid, but I would laugh if it happened.

by Anonymousreply 68January 20, 2018 5:48 PM

[quote] [R53], proof or stfu. Being rather cautious and shy doesn't mean someone's autistic or a retard.

So what if he is autistic? Are you that bigoted bitch Melania who thinks autism is something to be ashamed of?

by Anonymousreply 69January 20, 2018 5:51 PM

Jeeze I feel bad for that kid. Guess the only consolation is odds are the kid won't have an alive dad after age 20, and his Mother seems really into him. So hang in a few more years baron.

by Anonymousreply 70January 20, 2018 5:52 PM

Barron likes big blue balloons.

by Anonymousreply 71January 20, 2018 6:01 PM

R69, Barron eez not autistic. Eez not retard. Donald says ze kid eez retard, but eez not true. Eez good kid, fez veri nice kid. Do not bully kid! Bully eez so bad! Eez reason why Barron eez sad!

by Anonymousreply 72January 20, 2018 6:04 PM

Melania, before she was surgically enhanced

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by Anonymousreply 73January 20, 2018 6:12 PM

R73 Gross

by Anonymousreply 74January 20, 2018 6:15 PM

R74 idiot. She looks nice in that pic - and certainly not like a bimbo like these days.

by Anonymousreply 75January 20, 2018 6:19 PM

R75 there is just something not alive about that picture

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by Anonymousreply 76January 20, 2018 6:22 PM

R70, apparently the Trumps have got some longevity genes, so poor Barron might be in his late twenties or even thirties before Trump snuffs it at last. :-(

by Anonymousreply 77January 20, 2018 10:15 PM

No there were people mocking that kid, R30, as can be seen on the thread. You were probably one of them, you tragic, cowardly cunt.

by Anonymousreply 78January 20, 2018 10:30 PM

No there were people mocking that kid, [R31], as can be seen on the thread. You were probably one of them, you tragic, cowardly cunt.

by Anonymousreply 79January 20, 2018 10:31 PM

Just go fuck yourself, Captain Intolerable.

by Anonymousreply 80January 20, 2018 10:34 PM

Comparison pic. Before and after.

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by Anonymousreply 81January 20, 2018 10:38 PM

Another when she was young. Very pretty.

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by Anonymousreply 82January 20, 2018 10:39 PM

Auntie doesn't look the same anymore. She lost the gene lottery from both parents.

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by Anonymousreply 83January 20, 2018 10:41 PM

I feel bad for Barron. His dad openly disrespects his mom. There are rumors his dad is boinking someone he probably sees every day in the White House.

He doesn't have any siblings near his age. Can you imagine going to school and having to deal with the other kids when your dad is saying, doing and tweeting BS every day?

by Anonymousreply 84January 20, 2018 10:42 PM

I don't have to "fuck myself," R80, but I suspect you do..

by Anonymousreply 85January 20, 2018 10:47 PM

He probably gets bullied a lot because of who he is.

Or is Melania that eager preventing her son getting bullied at school so that she hasn't got any time left to take care of her cyberbullying campaign? 😂... :-(

by Anonymousreply 86January 20, 2018 10:48 PM

Oh, Captain Idiot is back.

by Anonymousreply 87January 20, 2018 10:49 PM

I never left, R87. By the way, the thread is about Barron, not me.

by Anonymousreply 88January 20, 2018 10:51 PM

R83, Barron won't be having issues like his elder half sister.

For example, Barron has got a chin.

He's the only Trump spawn with a (real) chin, for that matter.

If he won't get some drug or alcohol-related habit, he will look really good when older.

by Anonymousreply 89January 20, 2018 10:58 PM

All of trump's kids had to wear braces at some point to correct their hideous overbite, a.k.a weak jaw/chin. Barron is the only one who hasn't worn braces, and his teeth look exactly like Melania's when she was younger. Lucky him he got everything from his mom's side.

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by Anonymousreply 90January 20, 2018 11:31 PM

This kid's getting off easy. You should hear what they used to say about us on here:

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by Anonymousreply 91January 20, 2018 11:41 PM

What plastic surgery procedure made Melania so squinty? A facelift? Brow lifts make your eyes more open, no?

by Anonymousreply 92January 21, 2018 12:06 AM

She's always squinting (in addition to the squinty surgery.) It's annoying!

by Anonymousreply 93January 21, 2018 12:09 AM

R91, could you please tell me who these seemingly irrelevant people are?

by Anonymousreply 94January 21, 2018 3:13 PM

R94, irrelevant? Teresa would be as mad....

I don’t watch much TV, but even I have heard of this Neanderthal woman.

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by Anonymousreply 95January 21, 2018 3:16 PM

So, who is this bitch?

by Anonymousreply 96January 21, 2018 3:30 PM

R96 The housewives of NJ...

by Anonymousreply 97January 21, 2018 4:44 PM

R97, thank God I'm not American ...

Anyway, back on topic.

Do you think Melania succeeds in keeping Barron away from Plump as much as possible?

by Anonymousreply 98January 21, 2018 5:06 PM

R95 She's the OG New Jersey Houseslut and the American face of Mortgage Fraud

by Anonymousreply 99January 21, 2018 5:15 PM

Good hair:

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by Anonymousreply 100January 21, 2018 5:21 PM

Preppy:

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by Anonymousreply 101January 21, 2018 5:23 PM

He's having an umbrella and Melania and Barron are getting soaked by the rain?!?

What a gentleman.

by Anonymousreply 102January 21, 2018 5:24 PM

Barron aged 5 at the 35-minute mark:

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by Anonymousreply 103January 19, 2019 6:00 PM

TARD!

by Anonymousreply 104January 19, 2019 6:21 PM
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