He's, like, 11 or 12 and incredibly yuuuge for his age - but thin as a rail. By the look of it, President Plump has been eating the poor kid's meals far too often.
Give the kid something to eat, FFS.
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He's, like, 11 or 12 and incredibly yuuuge for his age - but thin as a rail. By the look of it, President Plump has been eating the poor kid's meals far too often.
Give the kid something to eat, FFS.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | January 19, 2019 6:21 PM |
Dis tread ees cyber-bullying. I heet you vit bag, OP!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 17, 2018 6:37 PM |
I like blue states.
NO DADDY NO HIT NO HIT!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 17, 2018 6:39 PM |
LEAVE THE KIDS OUT OF ALL THIS.......HE IS 11 FOR CHRIST SAKE...........
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 17, 2018 6:40 PM |
His weight is perfectly fine. You hate his Dad. Fine. The bloke is a cunt, but Barron didn't choose his porcine Father nor is he responsible for Trump's behaviour.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 17, 2018 6:43 PM |
R1 / Melania This isn't cyber-bullying, you stupid East European hooker - we worry about the poor bastard.
Something you don't do.
Because if you did, you would've left the crazy orange commonly known as DJT by now, taking the kid with you.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 17, 2018 6:44 PM |
R2 I can vividly imagine him beating up the kid, so even though I'd like to laugh, I can't.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 17, 2018 6:53 PM |
Yes, we support the kid. Feed and nurture him then set out the popcorn and hear his story when Donnie Twoscoops is gone.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 17, 2018 6:54 PM |
It'll be interesting to see if he grows up to be and arrogant fuck like his 3 older siblings. I would say it is pretty much inevitable.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 17, 2018 7:10 PM |
President Plump. I like that even though he is more like President Fatass.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 17, 2018 7:55 PM |
He’s going to be a big gay slut when he’s an adult.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 17, 2018 8:02 PM |
That's President Fit-as-a-Fiddle to you, R9. I've also been officially declared sane, which is more than anyone (doctors, co-workers, family members) would say about you.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 17, 2018 8:04 PM |
R11 that is too witty and complex for President Hungry Hungry Hippo to say.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 17, 2018 8:18 PM |
The 2nd thing that bothers me about some having an interest in Barron that the usually wise DLers don’t seem to realize when the kid grows up he will be just as horrible as the rest of the Trump family.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 17, 2018 8:22 PM |
What does John Barron think of Barron Trump? Is he all mad?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 17, 2018 8:45 PM |
And how about Trump's friend Jim? Has the media sought out his opinion yet?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 17, 2018 8:46 PM |
OP I guess you never went through a gawky colt-like stage in your pre-pubescence?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 17, 2018 8:48 PM |
We're so bored and have so much free time, let's make fun of a little kid!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 17, 2018 11:34 PM |
R18, we're so bored we post the same stupid gif over and over again!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 18, 2018 9:16 AM |
R13, not necessarily. Remember that not all of Fred Trump's children ended up being lunatics.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 18, 2018 9:17 AM |
He looks completely normal for a boy his age. Do you come from an obese family, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 18, 2018 10:10 AM |
In that pic r17 it looks like he has inherited the donald trump anus mouth like the rest of his siblings. Too bad.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 18, 2018 1:31 PM |
R21, no.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 18, 2018 1:54 PM |
R22, idiot. Compared to President Plump and his other offspring, Barron's a real cutie. Mommy's genes obviously prevented the worst (looking like Trump, that is).
by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 18, 2018 1:59 PM |
The kid's not a genius like me. He gets what he deserves.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 18, 2018 2:02 PM |
R17 Damon Runyon? Damon Wayans? Matt Damon? Ohhhh you mean "Damien". I get it. .......And people call Barron slow.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 18, 2018 2:21 PM |
Don't want to discuss a minor., But.....
Obviously his mom is his predominant support.
Does his father ever takes a day off and spends it with the kid in a fun way?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 18, 2018 2:26 PM |
I hate the whole Trump clan, but leave the kid alone. This family has plenty of deserving targets, but leave the kid alone. Leave all kids alone, I would hate to imagine being a teen and finding a thread about you here or anywhere else, but leave the kid alone. No child is responsible for the actions of their parent, so LEAVE THE KID ALONE.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 18, 2018 4:21 PM |
There's nothing "wise" about picking on kids from behind a computer screen, R13, or using them as a whipping boy because you hate his father. It's cowardly. And bullying/mocking kids is a sure fire way that they will grow up to be "horrible."
by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 18, 2018 5:04 PM |
Oh please, nobody here's mocking that kid, so just fuck off, Captain Insipidity / R30.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 18, 2018 5:08 PM |
R27, for the kid's sake, I hope Barron is being kept away from Daddy Donald as much as possible.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 19, 2018 7:40 PM |
R28, hmm, true. And when his hair isn't combed up like Daddy's, you can see Melania's father's facial features in him. He doesn't look much 'Trump-ey' - thank God.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 19, 2018 7:44 PM |
By the way, it's apparently the case that Trump himself calls Barron "the retard" so we should defend him.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 19, 2018 7:52 PM |
R34, we should stand up for that poor kid in every aspect.
He must be having severe growing pains due to his recent growth spurts. I never grew that much within a rather short time and yet I suffered persistent growing pains, so Barron's growing must be gruesome. Probably one of the reasons why he used to look pretty grumpy - imagine you get wheeled out by your parents while in pain (and when not being in the mood for getting lots of public attention anyway).
by Anonymous | reply 35 | January 19, 2018 8:04 PM |
I don't know that this is Trump's kid, the other sons were chunky when younger and Trump has very strong genes. Barron looks a lot like Melania, maybe there is a different daddy. Trump calls him a retard because he projects, the kid is probably relatively smart.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | January 20, 2018 6:55 AM |
R36, you could at least have tried to 'shop Barron's head onto that kid.
Sad!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | January 20, 2018 6:57 AM |
R37, agreed, Barron might be pretty smart but I guess he's an introvert. To me he looks like a thinker.
Which makes him a loser and a retard in President Plump's eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | January 20, 2018 7:01 AM |
How can Baron look like Melania? That's not her original face. Chin, cheeks, nose,eyes all surgerically enhanced
by Anonymous | reply 40 | January 20, 2018 8:08 AM |
He looks more like her father anyway.
Btw, back when Melania was beautiful (hadn't had a facelift etc, that is), she had facial features that resembled Barron's.
(These days, Melania looks just horrible. She got 'Trumped' facially by having a facelift, fillers etc.)
by Anonymous | reply 41 | January 20, 2018 8:23 AM |
[quote]We're so bored and have so much free time, let's make fun of a little kid!
Oh yes, I've never understood why people make fun of kids here. I was bullied as a kid for being a girly boy and I know exactly what it feels like to be at the receiving end. It's stupid and it's sick. Just because your parents are famous doesn't mean the kids should get the hate as well. Judging by the rumors Trump has been a total cunt to his other sons who turned out to be cunts as well. It's a shame if that happens to Barron as well.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | January 20, 2018 8:30 AM |
R42, feel free to read the entire thread and you'll find we're pretty much supportive of that kid.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | January 20, 2018 8:41 AM |
R43, this is not the first thread about Barron, nor about celebrity spawn in general. I normally avoid these kinds of threads but I remember reading a thread that was all about how ugly the kids of a certain football player are. Considering the kids were like 10 at the time that was just terrible.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | January 20, 2018 8:49 AM |
Baron is good looking. Melania's genes must be really strong. Marla Maples has great bone structure that Tiffany didn't get.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | January 20, 2018 8:56 AM |
I felt bad they didn't even take Barron to the Christmas Tree lighting, poor boy
by Anonymous | reply 47 | January 20, 2018 10:39 AM |
R49, Barron has got his Mum's eyes.
You know, the ones she used to have before she got 'Trumped' facially.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | January 20, 2018 11:05 AM |
R48, I just ADORE Barron's I-can't-be-arsed-to-attend-this-crapfest look on his face in this pic.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | January 20, 2018 11:07 AM |
Melania Looks like a lizard-lady today. R49, thanks for the pic. Melania should take up the cause of people who destroy their looks by having too much work done.
Barron is probably so thin simply because at that age, it’s normal for fast growing boys to be thin. In today’s world we see obesity everywhere, but that’s a relatively new phenomenon. Up until the 70s, at least, the “fat boy” in school was the great exception.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | January 20, 2018 12:41 PM |
He's autistic.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | January 20, 2018 1:20 PM |
This Barron Trump fan fiction is getting out of hand.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | January 20, 2018 1:24 PM |
He's apt to do the Tide Pod Challenge.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | January 20, 2018 2:26 PM |
[R49]'s picture - is that Melanoma or Cersi Lannister?? ;-)
by Anonymous | reply 57 | January 20, 2018 3:48 PM |
R58 Vee needz cee de burth certi-FI-cut
by Anonymous | reply 59 | January 20, 2018 3:52 PM |
I've volunteered to babysit for Barron when mom and dad need some quiet time.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | January 20, 2018 4:13 PM |
R60 Could you make him a Yuggggeee Star? All my kids are super duper talented.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | January 20, 2018 4:16 PM |
R53, proof or stfu.
Being rather cautious and shy doesn't mean someone's autistic or a retard.
Unless you're Donald Trump, that is.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | January 20, 2018 5:09 PM |
R62, takes a retard to know a retard, a retard school respectively, eh?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | January 20, 2018 5:21 PM |
^ Sorry, that message was directed at R63!
by Anonymous | reply 65 | January 20, 2018 5:22 PM |
R64 you're right! R62 is a retard!
by Anonymous | reply 66 | January 20, 2018 5:23 PM |
Barron eez child. Do not bully child! Cyber bully eez evil! That's why there eez campaign against cyber bully. Eez veri successful campaign, eez true!
by Anonymous | reply 67 | January 20, 2018 5:37 PM |
I can't imagine Donald beating up the kid, but I would laugh if it happened.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | January 20, 2018 5:48 PM |
[quote] [R53], proof or stfu. Being rather cautious and shy doesn't mean someone's autistic or a retard.
So what if he is autistic? Are you that bigoted bitch Melania who thinks autism is something to be ashamed of?
by Anonymous | reply 69 | January 20, 2018 5:51 PM |
Jeeze I feel bad for that kid. Guess the only consolation is odds are the kid won't have an alive dad after age 20, and his Mother seems really into him. So hang in a few more years baron.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | January 20, 2018 5:52 PM |
Barron likes big blue balloons.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | January 20, 2018 6:01 PM |
R69, Barron eez not autistic. Eez not retard. Donald says ze kid eez retard, but eez not true. Eez good kid, fez veri nice kid. Do not bully kid! Bully eez so bad! Eez reason why Barron eez sad!
by Anonymous | reply 72 | January 20, 2018 6:04 PM |
R73 Gross
by Anonymous | reply 74 | January 20, 2018 6:15 PM |
R74 idiot. She looks nice in that pic - and certainly not like a bimbo like these days.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | January 20, 2018 6:19 PM |
R75 there is just something not alive about that picture
by Anonymous | reply 76 | January 20, 2018 6:22 PM |
R70, apparently the Trumps have got some longevity genes, so poor Barron might be in his late twenties or even thirties before Trump snuffs it at last. :-(
by Anonymous | reply 77 | January 20, 2018 10:15 PM |
No there were people mocking that kid, R30, as can be seen on the thread. You were probably one of them, you tragic, cowardly cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | January 20, 2018 10:30 PM |
No there were people mocking that kid, [R31], as can be seen on the thread. You were probably one of them, you tragic, cowardly cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | January 20, 2018 10:31 PM |
Just go fuck yourself, Captain Intolerable.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | January 20, 2018 10:34 PM |
Auntie doesn't look the same anymore. She lost the gene lottery from both parents.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | January 20, 2018 10:41 PM |
I feel bad for Barron. His dad openly disrespects his mom. There are rumors his dad is boinking someone he probably sees every day in the White House.
He doesn't have any siblings near his age. Can you imagine going to school and having to deal with the other kids when your dad is saying, doing and tweeting BS every day?
by Anonymous | reply 84 | January 20, 2018 10:42 PM |
I don't have to "fuck myself," R80, but I suspect you do..
by Anonymous | reply 85 | January 20, 2018 10:47 PM |
He probably gets bullied a lot because of who he is.
Or is Melania that eager preventing her son getting bullied at school so that she hasn't got any time left to take care of her cyberbullying campaign? 😂... :-(
by Anonymous | reply 86 | January 20, 2018 10:48 PM |
Oh, Captain Idiot is back.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | January 20, 2018 10:49 PM |
I never left, R87. By the way, the thread is about Barron, not me.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | January 20, 2018 10:51 PM |
R83, Barron won't be having issues like his elder half sister.
For example, Barron has got a chin.
He's the only Trump spawn with a (real) chin, for that matter.
If he won't get some drug or alcohol-related habit, he will look really good when older.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | January 20, 2018 10:58 PM |
All of trump's kids had to wear braces at some point to correct their hideous overbite, a.k.a weak jaw/chin. Barron is the only one who hasn't worn braces, and his teeth look exactly like Melania's when she was younger. Lucky him he got everything from his mom's side.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | January 20, 2018 11:31 PM |
This kid's getting off easy. You should hear what they used to say about us on here:
by Anonymous | reply 91 | January 20, 2018 11:41 PM |
What plastic surgery procedure made Melania so squinty? A facelift? Brow lifts make your eyes more open, no?
by Anonymous | reply 92 | January 21, 2018 12:06 AM |
She's always squinting (in addition to the squinty surgery.) It's annoying!
by Anonymous | reply 93 | January 21, 2018 12:09 AM |
R91, could you please tell me who these seemingly irrelevant people are?
by Anonymous | reply 94 | January 21, 2018 3:13 PM |
R94, irrelevant? Teresa would be as mad....
I don’t watch much TV, but even I have heard of this Neanderthal woman.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | January 21, 2018 3:16 PM |
So, who is this bitch?
by Anonymous | reply 96 | January 21, 2018 3:30 PM |
R96 The housewives of NJ...
by Anonymous | reply 97 | January 21, 2018 4:44 PM |
R97, thank God I'm not American ...
Anyway, back on topic.
Do you think Melania succeeds in keeping Barron away from Plump as much as possible?
by Anonymous | reply 98 | January 21, 2018 5:06 PM |
R95 She's the OG New Jersey Houseslut and the American face of Mortgage Fraud
by Anonymous | reply 99 | January 21, 2018 5:15 PM |
He's having an umbrella and Melania and Barron are getting soaked by the rain?!?
What a gentleman.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | January 21, 2018 5:24 PM |
TARD!
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