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What do you enjoy?

I enjoy pissing beside tall trees.

by Anonymousreply 30January 18, 2018 1:58 PM

Many, many things. A fresh snowfall. A nap. Art. Lilacs. Homemade soup. Pasta. Music, all kinds. Literature. Travel. Sex. Rain. Silence. Sunshine. Dogs. Tennis. Chocolate...

I could go on.

by Anonymousreply 1January 17, 2018 12:35 PM

I enjoy shitting too.

by Anonymousreply 2January 17, 2018 12:50 PM

^ WH Auden wrote that after a certain age, that's preferable to sex.

by Anonymousreply 3January 17, 2018 12:52 PM

Sneezing

by Anonymousreply 4January 17, 2018 1:01 PM

My first cup of tea in peace and quiet, my friends who except me totally (as a transwoman), finding a bargain in a store that's too good to be true, the smell of a home cooked recipe that's your first attempt and it's worked perfectly, a real log fire that makes all the nastiness of the world melt away.

by Anonymousreply 5January 17, 2018 1:34 PM

[quote]I enjoy pissing beside tall trees.

I enjoy pointing you out to the cops.

by Anonymousreply 6January 17, 2018 1:41 PM

I enjoy pissing at babies.

by Anonymousreply 7January 17, 2018 1:50 PM

🍆💦👶

by Anonymousreply 8January 17, 2018 1:51 PM

A good book. Good conversation. Hiking in nature. The unexpected pleasure of commonality with a stranger. Travel. Discovery. Performing spontaneous acts of kindness. Being a grammar troll on DL in the hopes that there'll be one less illiterate moron plaguing the threads.

by Anonymousreply 9January 17, 2018 1:54 PM

I like snuggling in my warm, clean blankies. I like dropping a big, fat dookie first thing in the morning: The day goes so much better when I'm not carting a ton of shit around.

by Anonymousreply 10January 17, 2018 2:41 PM

I like dislodging a great big hard booger. So satisfying.

by Anonymousreply 11January 17, 2018 2:42 PM

Clean sheets

Making my partner him so hard, he babbles and shakes

Spending time with my parents, sisters and their kids

Traveling with my partner and our friends

by Anonymousreply 12January 17, 2018 3:12 PM

Snuggling in the bed with my partner and our two cats.

by Anonymousreply 13January 17, 2018 3:15 PM

I rather fancy playing with myself.

by Anonymousreply 14January 17, 2018 3:21 PM

OP--you and Nell

by Anonymousreply 15January 17, 2018 3:33 PM

I enjoy being a girl!

by Anonymousreply 16January 17, 2018 3:39 PM

Pina coladas. Walks in the rain.

by Anonymousreply 17January 17, 2018 3:45 PM

I enjoy getting pissed on.

by Anonymousreply 18January 17, 2018 4:01 PM

I like piss too!

by Anonymousreply 19January 17, 2018 4:33 PM

I like to spit into the wind

by Anonymousreply 20January 17, 2018 4:35 PM

I like tugging on superman's cape

by Anonymousreply 21January 17, 2018 4:37 PM

i like my coffee.

by Anonymousreply 22January 17, 2018 4:37 PM

I'm into Pepsi Zero Sugar.

by Anonymousreply 23January 17, 2018 4:55 PM

Cooking

by Anonymousreply 24January 17, 2018 5:53 PM

EATING!!!

by Anonymousreply 25January 17, 2018 10:45 PM

Very recently, I bought some loose gemstones from India. There is not a man alive who will know how happy I will be to receive a tourmaline from India. It's very much a private pleasure, but it somehow lifts me. When my parents were alive, I used to take them on long drives in the country, and even though my friends told me it sounded like a life from hell. I just remember it like it was heaven, drifting

by Anonymousreply 26January 18, 2018 1:04 AM

[quote]I enjoy pissing beside tall trees.

Before or after sitting on them, OP.

by Anonymousreply 27January 18, 2018 1:14 AM

The way throw feels on my skin. The taste and smell of melted cheese on pasta. When a muscular guy sends me a nude pic. The tingles felt from being absolutely absorbed in a hobby.

by Anonymousreply 28January 18, 2018 6:52 AM

I like my bed and warm blankets and pillows.

by Anonymousreply 29January 18, 2018 12:30 PM

I am currently enjoying an extremely large glass of ice water.

by Anonymousreply 30January 18, 2018 1:58 PM
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