Hildy's back, bitches!

Ugh, if they glue straw and shit to walls and ceilings, I’m out.

Damn, John Giddings looks good.

Get the straw ready, boys! I’m feeling CREATIVE.

Why are there so many of them?

I can't wait for that big queen Frank to make the contestants write stupid sayings and draw flowers on the walls, then watch as the neighbors stare at it in horror.

They brought the awful Ty Pennington back.

Ty must be seething that there are better "hunks" than him on the show.

Looks like Genevieve traded spaces with her old nose!

Are the gays back?

r9, as if any of them are straight?

I meant the openly gay ones R10.

Yes, Vern is back and she's looking as gay as ever.

Ty still looks good. The new guys are looking good! Thank God they upped the budget to $2000. I'll be watching.

I am unreasonably excited about this.

Back when there was an episode of this and then an episode of that goofball "While You Were Out" and then ANOTHER episode of Trading Spaces were heady days.

Just a lot of drinking and yelling at the TV.

R14 Same here! There was nothing more fun than watching perky little Paige Davis getting super uncomfortable during the reveals where the neighbors despised what had been done to their homes.

Is Doug back? I am craving me some bedroom decorated a la prison cell.

Doug's back.

Doug's unrecognizable in that promo.

[quote]“What one of our designers does with eggshells is shocking. Dozens and dozens of eggs were harmed,” Howard Lee, TLC’s executive vice president of development and production, said in a recent interview with TV Guide. “Not every episode has a happy ending.

Didn't realize Vern had such a hot hubby. Lucky bish!

Vern keeps questionable company

R21 That's it. I'm done with Vern.

[quote] Ty still looks good. The new guys are looking good! Thank God they upped the budget to $2000. I'll be watching.

For a 65 yr old alcoholic he looks incredible.

[quote] Doug's unrecognizable in that promo.

I'm sure that Doug is the one who slid down that sliding board in low rise jeans, with his ass hanging out.

[quote] Didn't realize Vern had such a hot hubby. Lucky bish!

The husband is the lucky one.

R24 Meh to both.

R22 That's from an episode of HG TVs Design Star.

Can't believe they're letting Paige Davis back! As I recall they ALL hated her. For her blatant and undeniable stupidity.

R27 Viewers wouldn’t feel like the reboot is authentic withour Davis. She is annoyingly spritely but that is a big part of the show’s magic. The show is way too cynical for me otherwise, given the joy the designers take in destroying houses.

I used to get ridiculously tense watching this show.

So Paige and Hildy and the rest don’t mind that Carter is a sex pest?

Strange. They seem like they’d be on the front lines of the #MeToo movement.

I guess they’ve decided that Carter’s accuser is a liar. How very Trumpy of them.

Come on, Hildy! We're counting on you to turn a living room into a circus tent again! Play the hits! Play the hits!

This was probably filmed before the allegations, also Christopher Plummer was not available

I look forward to watching Hildi troll the homeowners once again, but I hope somebody tries to snatch her weave instead of just bursting into tears.

What is John Gidding doing?

Where's Amy Wynn

R34 Being a mirthful 41 year old and fishing for compliments on Instagram.

Where's Andrew?

I remember on TWOP the consensus was that Amy was a terrible carpenter.

R38 How would anyone know? One of my former coworkers made a pilgrimage to a Trading Spaces taping location years ago, and she was upset to see that all the “hot people building stuff” sequences were staged for taping, and everything she saw was actually built off camera by what looked like day laborers. This was before it had occurred to most people that shows like House Hunters are fiction.