Aziz Ansari's cock?

I say she's a nut-job white girl traumatized by her first encounter with darkie uncut cock. Dumb bitch.

Aziz is born in the USA. Why assume he is uncut?

Oh look. He bought records. How hipster.

He's nerd cute and has a belly and moobs.

Are those positives, negatives, or neutrals? R4

Just a guess R2. I think he's cute and picture him uncut.

The accuser is a racist, gold digger.

Sorry, there's nothing "hot" about him...not even WITH $$$.

How could anyone conclude that he has game based on what took place that night? He’s pathetic.

Douche. dip him water and it drips off as vinegar.

Well, I voted “tasty ass to rim!”

He's Muslim, so he would be cut. I knew nothing about him so looked at his bio on Wikipedia. He graduated with a marketing degree from the Stern School, so he must be more than reasonably bright, and his dad is a doctor, so he grew up comfortably, I should think.

I don't get what the big deal is. It sounds like this writer had an agenda and is trying to profit off a bad date.

Learn how to word a Poll.

^ The poll question makes no sense.

But I'll answer with how I wanted it to be:

I would have been on that dick before he could set his wine glass down.

But would you have been disappointed over the wine choice, r15?

Haha R15 ;)

What’s so funny about this is that now, tons of women will be throwing themselves at poor Aziz, just to prove how different they are from this Abby chick, but he’ll be too terrified to act on it.

He’s probably going to suffer from ED, due to the PTSD that this has brought him

R18 - oh, waaah

Look, if he knew how to eat pussy then "Grace" would have been wet enough without Aziz having to fingerbang her throat.

I feel sorry for the victim, imagining his little hands pawing at her and his big googly eyes leering at her and indicating that he intended to defile her. Gross.

Now some woman is posting about Riz Ahmed sexually assaulting women "for quite some time"! WTF is going on?

If anyone gives off a 'good guy' vibe, it's Riz. Anyone whose worked with him, even the behind the scenes people on movie sets, had nothing but great things to say about him. John Turturro adores Riz.

Sad.

Aziz is cut. He jokes about uncircumcised penises being gross in his stand-up routine.

she was just upset that she wasn't going to be the girlfriend of a famous guy.

I bet he has a pencil dick

[quote]I bet he has a pencil dick

Sometimes those skinny guys can fool you, many of them are growers not showers.

Does he have any legal recourse?

All these threads about Aziz, yet no one can verify the size of his dick?

No one WANTS to verify the size of possum-face's dick, r29

[quote]Does he have any legal recourse?

Of course. He can afford a good defense attorney.

I have no idea where this is from, but statements like this are going to haunt this guy.

[quote]Look, if he knew how to eat pussy then "Grace" would have been wet enough without Aziz having to fingerbang her throat.

And if she had ACTUALLY been sexually attracted to him instead of agreeing to a date just because of his status and celebrity she might have been naturally lubricated all by her little bitty self.

I think I'd just quit dating...

oh,dear.

R32 I’m pretty sure something he said while acting in a sitcom is not going to come back and haunt him

[quote][R32] I’m pretty sure something he said while acting in a sitcom is not going to come back and haunt him

I don't now much about Ansari's acting, I've only seen his stand-up.

I've read, both his TV series characters were supposedly based on his real life. On Parks & Recreation, he played a guy who couldn't get laid, yet was always making jokes about how irresistible he was to women. On his current series, like Lena Dunham, he's supposedly playing a version of himself.

He's a cunning linguist.