BREAKING: Shithole president weighs "239" pounds

Hahaha

Blood Pressure:

128/74

One of his first comments was "with the presidents permission"....so in other words, bullshit....they wouldnt say anything detrimental.

HAHAHAHA.......takes Propecia, has high cholesterol, etc.........

Correction: BP is 122/74

HBA1c is 5? No way. I don't believe any of those vitals either.

Die, fat fuck, die!

STROKE OUT NOW.

Sure the 239 wasn't in kilograms?

They told him to go on a diet.

239 my ass! Yeah, all these numbers are suspect as hell.

First question: "how much weight did you ask him to lose?"

239 on the moon, maybe.

"A reasonable goal is to lose 10-15 pounds in the next YEAR."

At six-foot-two, he is officially obese.

OBESE!

SECOND-FATTEST PRESIDENT EVER!

If DJT went low-carb today he'd be losing 10-12 lbs in water weight by the end of January. He won't though, unless he has his burgers in lettuce leaves instead of buns, and switches to whey protein shakes.

R11 Hilarious!

NO DENTURES

Why is Kenneth the page giving this medical briefing?

Apparently Miss Lindsey Graham was there for the psychical and as Trump stepped on the scale Miss Lindsey lifted Trump's sizable ass up as much as possible. Weight 239 my ass.

How the fuck is his blood pressure 122/74? That’s uncanny.

I don't trust anyone who talks that fast.

White House physicians have a long tradition of lying to the public. Why would they stop lying now?

Loved it when the Pope gave the Orange Menace the side-eye and asked Melania what they were feeding the big fattie!

Questions about cog screen: "are you worried about alzheimers, dementia...?"

Doctor says he had a rigorous cog test and scored 30/30.

Looks like it’s up to Mueller. An Act of God ain’t in the books.

Back to you, Bob.

[quote]Doctor says he had a rigorous cog test and scored 30/30.

They tested to determine if Trumpy is a replicant??

[quote]How the fuck is his blood pressure 122/74? That’s uncanny.

No conscience, no stress.

I hope someone asks him about the press release after the examine Friday where doctor spelled his name wrong. Did he sign that release or did someone else?

239 is bullshit. I weigh 226 and I'm nowhere near being the fat-ass this fucker is.

Have they ever told the truth about, well, anything?

I'm thinking he meant to say 293

IF Trump truly does weight 239 then it is a proven fact he is full of hot air.

239? The hell he does. More like 289.

I'm sure he is on BP meds. If you are on BP meds your BP will look normal as they bring down your BP.

Dr. Ronny started out fine, but he seems nervous/squirrelly now, especially after Dr. Gupta asked some questions.

[Bold] OMFG!!!!! COULD THE DOCTOR SAY "YOU KNOW" MORE, PLEASE!!!!! SHEEEEEEEEEEEESH!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sure the good dr. is being blackmailed...

R34, I was just about to say that. Doctor is extremely nervous.

He's 6'3" and a big guy naturally. Add to that a huge ass and gut? Please. I'm 6'2", also a naturally big guy, and have maybe five extra pounds on me. I weigh 210. No way is he only 20 pounds heavier than me. No fucking way.

You know you know you know you know, well, you know you know you know.

Donald J Trump is the tallest, slimmest, healthiest, most cognitively brilliant human being this planet has ever known.

R34, I totally agree; he's starting to freak out and talk faster. Looking for him to wrap it up any second.

You know. You know. You know. You know.

I wonder if the doctor got his M.D. form Trump U? 🤔

Damn, I hope I can see this on Youtube later.

HE HAS INCREDIBLE GENES!!!

He's spinning out talking about the overseas travel.

Someone just asked about how much longer he thought Trump would live.

I'll guess Dr. Youknow was really hot when he was younger.

Wouldn't 240 at that height be obese? So 239 makes him technically not obese, I guess.

I went into a full body cringe when I heard "penis area."

He is 6’2”.

233 pounds is clinically obese at that height.

TRUMP IS OBESE.

Here is a pic of Trump weighing himself.

He does not weigh only 239 pounds. Maybe on Mars, but certainly not here.

What is this 239 lbs. bullshit? That fat motherfucker has that much in just ass.

R48 I still think he’s hot, I find the fact that he can’t lie for shit reassuring.

THERE IS NO WAY TRUMP IS JUST 239LBS. NO WAY!

YOU KNOW.

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@AidenWolfe

My god, I legitimately believe Dr. Ronny Jackson smokes meth or rails lines. He's talking faster and more jittery than Charlie Sheen after a month long cocaine binge. Sorry, I just don't trust this clown.

I missed "penis area"; there's so much going on. OK he's ready to shut this down.

You just know Sara H. is laughing at the Doctor back stage. "Amateur."

Trying to find younger photos of Dr. Youknow . So far no luck.

Maybe it is just because he is nervous, but the Dr. said he didn't do a PSA test because he didn't feel it was warranted but if he had felt a bump on his PSA he would have ordered a test.

You don't have a bump on a PSA, PSA is a test not a part of your body, the bump would be on the Prostrate.

Doctor assumes says "we all" take ambien! They're all on drugs!

No way he scored 100% on his cognitive test unless it was designed for a 5 year old.

A loss of just ten to fifteen pounds in the next year. That's literally the goal.

I have Closed Captioning on, and they just can not keep up with the speed the Dr speaks.

If his vision is "excellent" then why couldn't he read during his deposition???

To people saying how can his BP be that low, that's the entire point of blood pressure meds. If your BP stays up then you get put on a different type of medication (like from ACE inhibitors to betablockers, etc) or up the dosage. BP meds often cause hypotension as well. Also he doesn't do shit so stress wouldn't raise it. So his BP being normal or lower is something I can believe.

Everything else is likely wrong though. No way Trump is only 239 lbs, especially due to him being 6+ feet tall. He's closer to 300 lbs. And no way he got a good score on his cog test.

Dr Gupta: "Is borderline-obesity really excellent health?"

Dr. Ronny: "you know, you know, you know...."

I've heard of many people who supposedly passed their physical exams with flying colors and then drop dead a few months later.

Donald J Trump : Can you tell people I am not insane.

Doctor : Sure I can come up with some test which you can pass with flying colors.

The Good Doctor looks like a Downlow Meth Queen Power Bottom, how many Adderall did he pop before he got up there?

Thank you, R69.

As much as this doctor is full of shit, I do take some pleasure that Trump is likely furious that the doctor suggested he lose any weight at all. You know Trump wants everyone to play along with his facade, no matter how ridiculous.

I looked on youtube and can't find where the Dr. ever did a press conference on a previous President's medical exam. He may have just released the results in a document for past Presidents.

This may be his first public news conference and, you know, it shows.

"He has a very unique ability to just get up in the morning and just, you know, reset." Just like the residents of the nursing home I worked at in my twenties.

Trump is not 239 pounds. I have eyes.

He can't sleep at night because he drinks 12 Diet Cokes a day.

[quote]No way Trump is only 239 lbs, especially due to him being 6+ feet tall.

Yes, I believe this meets the criteria of "fake news."

239 my fucking ass!

239 seems low

how tall is he?

The Press Question of the Day (paraphrase): "Why can't he be as healthy as Obama?"

Lol, R75!

Someone should have asked about STDs. Also, ask if he has any ideas regarding Trump's slurred speech, absent-mindedness, loss of direction, etc which has been on public display.

As others have posted, I'm not buying much of this. The numbers and results seem almost TOO perfect. "The is the most fittest President I have ever seen. In fact, President Trump is the perfect human who has ever lived!"

R80 6'3"

ONly 239? Are you sure?

Did Dr. Jackson get his medical license from Mexico?

Hear, hear!

We've established 239 is a lie. He's 6'2.

[quote]Also, ask if he has any ideas regarding Trump's slurred speech, absent-mindedness, loss of direction, etc which has been on public display.

President Trump slurred his words during a speech last month because a dose of cold medicine dried out his mouth, the president's physician told reporters at the White House on Tuesday.

I sure hope the exercise the good doctor has planned doesn't aggravate those nasty bone spurs that kept Trump from military service.

Hey, girl, ready for your physical?

Someone asked about his bone spurs and the doctor said Trump didn't complain about them so he didn't feel the need to check them.

239?

932, more like.

I imagine Ronny's bank account may be a bit larger this evening.

I am surprised someone in the military as long as the good doctor has been in the service hasn't broken him of the "You Know" habit.

[quote]I'm sure he is on BP meds.

The doctor says he's not -- he only takes Crestor, a cholesterol lowering statin; a low dose of aspirin to prevent heart attacks; antibiotics to treat skin rosacea; and Propecia for baldness.

I'm 6'0, 220 and slightly curvy.

No fucking that ass and that guy are only 20 lbs.

I have to pee but I can't tear myself away from the TV.

Anyone else care to recycle a joke about his fake weight or compare your weight with his fake weight?

Damn, they are ending it soon. I'll miss Dr. Youknow.

Seattle Seahawks tight end is 6’3” and and weighs 239 lbs:

[quote] I imagine Ronny's bank account may be a bit larger this evening.

It won't be that obvious, I am sure Rear Admiral Ronny Jackson will find he is up for a promotion in rank very soon.

All of these declarations of 'excellent health', 'elite among his peers', and '30 out of 30' lead me to believe that this doctor is a liar. These are the sorts of statements that the malignant narcissist in chief would say about himself.

liar liar pants on fire

Seattle Seahawks tight end Cooper Helfet -- same height and weight as Trump:

[quote] a cholesterol lowering statin

I read that statins can lower blood pressure, but they are not prescribed for that purpsoe. I was surprised that he is not on actual blood pressure medication, because 122/74 is fantastic for an elderly, obese, sodium-saturated-junk food eating, non-exercising man in one of the most stressful jobs in the world.

Just imagine what his cholesterol would look like without him taking Crestor. Statins can also lower your blood pressure a bit, btw.

Rear Admiral Ronny Jackson misspelled his own name on the press release Friday.

Or someone wrote it for him.

I read the other day The Cheeto King weighs 265 pounds, that's closer to his REAL weight of around 285!

We report you decide, which picture of this man looks closer to Trump today.

Chris Hayes has coined the term "girther." Genius!

R100 Muscle weights more than fat though.

Maggie Haberman on Twitter: Reminder that earlier physicals decades ago put Trump height at 6’2”. The 6’3” height makes a difference on his BMI from overweight to obese

After the birther nonsense, I don't like the conspiracy nonsense but I'm highly skeptical of his height and weight the doctor reported.

They gave him the weight and height he needed to come in right under obese. Not complicated

He's so amazing, he's getting taller as he ages, unlike every other human on the planet!

For reference, Obama is 6'1.

Another one.

Did they change his height?

They changed his height and weight, one more pound or one less inch and he would have been classified as obese.

Only his hairdresser knows for sure r118

I’m 215, there’s no way he’s 40 pounds heavier! He’s gonna die of a heart attack any day now.

R118, see R112. Also please note that the given weight of 239 has already been determined false among DLers, and all jokes regarding transposing numbers and weight on the moon/Mars have been made, and those with similar weights have 'weighed' in and said they're far less fat than Trump.

So it's official -- the medical report is a lie.

What were his cholesterol numbers?

Cholesterol was high, like 220s.

Plump is a bit of a hunckback, he never stands straight. Probably not able to due to a (milder) case of scoliosis and not having any tummy muscles.

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[quote][bold]Kudos to the young woman reporter who asked whether Trump still has bone spurs.[/bold]

I would've believed the doctor if his Trumpian way of talking didn't get in the way of his stats. For example the anecdote about his "high energy" and the joke that can he live to 200.

Hilarious. The deplorables are all saying how fit and healthy from walking the golf course Trump is. So MUCH healthier than that "chain smoking" Obama.

CDC Adult BMI Calculator

Enter your height and weight, miraculously Trump came in one pound under obese and he grew an inch in the past year.

And apparently I'm underweight because there is no way in hell that blob of fat weighs only 239 pounds.

[quote] The deplorables are all saying how fit and healthy from walking the golf course Trump is.

They think walking from the golf cart to the tee is that beneficial.

Did they do a prostate exam? Love to do it except I'd fist him-sans crisco.

Are the non-DLers as up in arms about Weightgate? Has Twitter erupted?

After hearing the results of his physical, I can imagine, Melania thinking; 'Da fuck?'

So he's 6'1" and 260.

Hear! Hear! Please take a moment to listen to R122 , our lovely thread moderator- who can tell you what is and is not acceptable to post.

^ Melania doesn't give a fuck, she's waiting for being able to divorce him at last.

Melania wants him to die so of course she gives a fuck.

I came across some MAGA idiot on Twitter arguing the President isn't lying, he really does weigh 239 pounds. But you see, we're used to seeing 6'3" 240 pound athletes, and they're all muscle. This is just what 239 pounds of all fat looks like. So he isn't lying. He's just pure fat. That means he's not lying and he really is very healthy. Because he's all fat.

The Deplorables are having a really hard time with this one and it's hilarious.

I demand to see Trumps girth certificate.

Did the good doctor mention what type of tests were done to measure Trump's cardiac health? I just can't see that fat fuck doing 15 minutes of more on a treadmill for a stress test.

[quote]Chris Hayes has coined the term "girther." Genius!

Love Chris!

There's an official WH band, Wide Girth and the Drippy Shitholes. Their hits, "Give Me Another Tub of KF, one ain't snuff", "He's a Stable Genius with a micro penis", "Golf Cart To Hell".

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Has anyone coined "girther" for those who belive the president weighs more than his doctor reports?

The results are so obviously falsified yet the deplorables don't bat an eye because false or not, as long as he's white, these results don't really matter one way or the other.

At one unfortunate sedentary, no muscle time in my life I weighed 240 and I looked light years better than trump. No way this piece of shit is less than 300.

Trump is 239 lbs, call the Pope we have all witnessed a miracle.

R138, I think since she's come this far, Melania is holding out for merry widowhood.

God I hope Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon run this story tonight, looking like

R139 & R148, hmm, fair point.

Of course there's still the chance of him wanting to get rid of her some time.

He likes them young, you know.

Did the good doctor report on the health of his prostate as well?

6'1" 364 lbs no way they did a stress test no way he let anyone put their fingers up his ass no way he let them take more than 1 vial of blood no way did the doc reveal all the meds he takes no way did he even tell the doc which and how many meds he takes no way did he agree to any test that would have required him to take his shirt off (exposing his bitch tits and spanx for traitors) I have trouble believing he even agreed to stand on a scale And 'propecia' is a lie to reinforce the lie of his having a full head of hair that he just happens to style like the world's most elaborate combover

Clearly, Trump's stats are from his Pick-up-a-Porn-Star profile. "Stable genius with full head of hair and swimmer's build seeks pussy to grab"

I didn’t see the press conference but did the doctor say this is Trump’s “reported weight”? Maybe he didn’t actually weigh him?

He weighs 239.99 and if you call now you get the second one for free!!!

[quote] the bump would be on the Prostrate

Oh dear God.

I'm 5'4 and 280, there's no way I am fatter than Trump.

I call BS. Is anyone talking about this?

[quote]BREAKING NEWS: Dr. Ronny Jackson confirms the President is as healthy as a racist horse.

R157 People on Twitter are saying this doctor has been at the WH since 2013 but would he actually dare release data that wasn't approved by Trump? I don't think so.

Sanjay Gupta says he gained only three pounds since last year, if we're to belief what we're told.

Believe*

Cholesterol is also up, including the "bad" kind, since last year. Sanjay says most doctors wouldn't call that excellent health.

How’s his “good” cholesterol? That’s the key number.

I'm the least obese person you've ever met in your life, that I can tell you.

He looks great!

Gupta is mistaken R159. Trump gained more than three pounds in one earlobe alone since last year.

[quote]I'm 5'4 and 280,

You're also very brave.

There's no way an obese 71 year old has a bp of 122/74 unless he's on anti hypertensives. Or smoking copious amounts of weed.

I wouldn't put much stock in passing the mental acuity exam. Jeffrey Dahmler was declared sane and he ate people. Literally.

Do dumb people tend to have low blood pressure?

you all are fat! I'm 6 foot 2 and I weigh 172 after putting on 5 pounds on xmas holidays. I am tall and lanky build. Trump may be small boned and not big boned so he doesn't weight that much. he's not the bulky type of build is what I meant to say but I do think they are lying. He's gotta weigh at least 250 pounds.

Did they obsess about the weight of past presidents? How much did Bush weigh or Obama?

Smoking copious amounts of weed would help explain his affinity for junk food R166

cog test probably just consists of, what is today's date? what year is this? what month are we in? what day is today? what season are we in? what time is it now? is it day time or night time?

my partner's father was given one and he couldn't give the date, day, or year. he was diagnosed with dementia.

[quote]Trump may be small boned and not big boned

Hasn't that myth about big/small bones been debunked as nonsense? Besides, that's all taken into account already when height is referenced.

R169, nobody talked about Bush or Obama's weight because they were both obviously trim and at least appeared to be in good shape. Lots of talk about Clinton's weight and eating habits though.

239 my ass!

R165, I'm not ashamed of it because I'm mostly muscle, like the previous posters.

The MoCA test

he gains 3 pounds per KFC and McD meal he eats.

Has this been posted??

Very shady lol

That 239 is likely a 293 or 339.

Looks fit to me R178

Yeah fucking right, And I'm mother teresa.

Trump is so narcissistic that he'll lie about his height by 1-2 inches just so he won't be classified as obese.

Jeb Bush is 6'3" so Trump has likely shrunk already as elderly people do. He's 5'11" or 6'0", not 6'2" or 6'3".

The MOCA cognitive test that was given basically rules out significant deterioration but is not always sensitive to mild issues - it's just a screening, not definitive neuropsych testing.

239. Please. Even Pope Francis fat shamed him when they met.

Yeah right dr Jackson

Those comparisons to football players aren’t helpful since they have far more muscle, which weighs more than fat. I’d like to see some side-by-side pictures to some out of shape people who are 6’3” and about 239 pounds.

Plus those comparisons with football players only feed his ego. "See, I'm an athlete too!"

R159 here. I never in a million years would have imagined I’d be up for an open relationship. I was always the jealous, insecure type. Yet I’m the one who proposed it after we had a couple threeways together, and I realized I got off more to watching him enjoy himself than I did participating. I can’t explain why it works for us, it just does.

He's 6'3" with the hair.

They misread the results on purpose. 329 pounds is more likely. 239 is ridiculous and insulting to the viewers. The mofo hasn’t seen his penis under that massive gut for twenty years.

The Rock is around 6'3 and weighs 260 lbs., so how can this turd weigh 239?

Melania just almost rolled her squinting eyes and whispered to me: "239 pounds? Maybe on the Moon! [giggles] Oh, Betty, thinking of the bad man on Moon . . . no Arby's . . . no oxygen . . . I get through rest of day now . . ."

R43 R86, No. He went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College.

I believe in girtherism.

His left leg might weigh 239 pounds but that fat ass is 350 if he is an ounce.

He's the healthiest 71 year old morbidly obese person the the world!

I spit out my coffee when I read this headline...

[quote]Doctor takes the blame for Trump’s slurred speech: I accidentally ‘dried up his secretions’

There is no way his COG was 30/30. He is grossly impaired, detectable in even casual or orchestrated appearances.

How does he explain the fact that Trump rode in a golf cart instead of walking alongside the other heads of state at the G8 summit?

James Gandolfini was at least 6' and he weighed around 275 when he died. Gandolfuni had a better tailor too.

R199, He's so fit he didn't NEED to walk, but clearly the other fatasses did.

[Quote]Doctor takes the blame for Trump’s slurred speech: I accidentally ‘dried up his secretions’

Iz better him dem me, yez?

Has Dr. Ben Carson stopped rolling his eyes yet?

"Maybe he's putting Michelle Obama's garden to good use after all."

Said no one ever.

The doctor first said he was naming all his medicines. He later added Ambien so he wasn’t telling the truth about this.

Also it’s likely Trump told the doctor what he weighed and the doctor noted this without question.

He also didn’t mention Trump’s scalp revision surgery.

Also Trump might have been coached on the cognitive test.

You're in perfect health, Mr. President. Continue with the same exercise regimen, the same stress level and the same diet - in fact, supersize it!

R206, the doctor also said he skipped a few 'minor' tests when asked about Trump's hearing, stating that he was running out of time.

Uproxx did a comparison between Trump and athletes. Dwayne Wade is 6'4" and weighs 240 lbs.

Of course he was coached on the cognitive test. And can you imagine Trump taking his shirt off for the doctor to listen to his heart and lungs or whatever the hell they do with that stethoscope when they put it on your back?

R207 Running out of time? The bitch is always playing golf! How does he *ever* run out of time?!

Eric Garland‏Verified account @ericgarland

Good news! Trump has no chance of an insanity defense or an inability to stand trial for medical reasons!

1:21 PM - 16 Jan 2018

Without his wig, he's 238.

he is 6'2"

Did they ask if the wrote the note with the misspelled name realeaesd by the WH last week?

Me too!

This Dr said he handles stress just great, he has the ability to just wake up and "reset". What horsesit. Who are these Bots that sell their souls for Donald Trump?

"Reset"? He bangs on about the same fucking themes every day: Hillary, Obama, I won the election, MAGA!

Trump didn't take the MoCA, he doesn't have the attention span for it. He got as far as draw the cube and said "This is stupid" and made Gen. Kelly finish it for him. Then when the docs asked for his stats, he said "I'm whatever Gen. Kelly is, see we're the same size."

Elmer Fispaw (while driving around the White House, speaking into a loudspeaker):

“Donald Trump lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue . He weighs 300 pounds and is an alcoholic! He eats an entire cake in one sitting. You should see his stretch marks. Because of his drunkenness,all of his children are delinquents! He’s the hairiest man I've ever laid eyes on! [laughs maniacally]

all 239.99 pounds of him. Going cheap with a sack of feed. Call 202-456-1111

When is the polygraph test?

Reading test first R220!

Got to stay in shape to keep the gals happy.

As a rear admiral, is Dr. Jackson compelled to say whatever the president orders him to say? Apparently he's held the position since 2013.

He has looked a little thinner the past few months but 239 still seems low for a 6 2 guy who looks like him. Maybe it is 259

Or better yet R221, the US Citizenship Test

R223 Yup, that's the explanation most people are going with on Twitter.

Thanks r226. Does that mean I'm in good company? The only Twitter I read is local public transportation updates and what is posted here.

I guess backpedaling, lying and denying expend a lot of calories.

Who knew?

I don’t believe a word of it either, R5.

This information is coming from a physician who is known for over-prescribing pain pills, adderall, and other assorted prescriptions to his patients.

This guy isn’t the kind of doctor most normal people go to. He doesn’t actually treat any patients. What he does do, is prescribe you shit that you can pick up three different times in the tri-state area. This may not be the case as of late, but it definitely was at one time, which is why anyone ever went to see him in the first place.

One of the cog tests is counting down from one hundred in sevens--93, 86, etc. I can't imagine Trump being able to do that.

Very few could, admittedly, when I worked in the ER.

Did he put both feet on the scale?

Lying about height

Lying about his everything

OH FUCK! I just realized that the doctor who performed the physical isn’t Trump’s regular pill pushing quack.

This is actually WORSE!!! Why is this guy doing this? Does he owe John Kelly, or Mattis a favor? What a fucking loser, robot, follow orders clown.

If he's on cholesterol medication, then why isn't his cholesterol close to normal? The fact that it's elevated so high even though he's taking meds for it must mean his normal cholesterol is through the roof.

Did they do any liver function tests? Even though he doesn't drink, all that weight puts him at risk for non-alcoholic fatty liver disease. I'm also surprised he hasn't had his gallbladder out.

R232 Fake news! That Kenyan's on stilts!

It seems pretty clear to me that a military doctor was instructed to lie through his teeth. Sad, really.

Have any of these WH physicians ever said a president was in rotten health? I doubt that even if Trump was on his last legs that they would say that publically.

Too bad there wasn't a man in the room who was 6'2' and 239 pounds. Then he could stand up and say, Are you asking us to believe that the President weighs the same as I do?

One of the usual questions on a cog test is who is the president. I wonder if he got that one right.

Wasn't it kept a secret from the American people that FDR was paralyzed? If they can hide that it's no big deal to hide Trump's extra 61 pounds and leave then unreported.

I'm sure every one of the Deplorables believe every word out of this lying doctor's mouth. My guess is before Trump ever stepped foot in that doctor's office the doctor had already been handed the script on what exactly to say.

BIG AS A HOUSE!

I am the President of America! They tell me there's a real stupid fatass president of the Virgin Islands, what a loser!

I had to accompany an elderly client to a competency evaluation many years ago (late 80s) so things might have changed somewhat since that time. That said, all the criteria listed by the previous posters were involved in the tests, except perhaps the counting back by sevens test (though it might have happened.) The one test that sealed the deal was a clockface test.

The person being tested was asked to draw an image of a pictured clock face showing 1pm, for example. The clincher is if the person drew the clock face and then drew the clock hands beside the face - even if the hand positions were accurate. That sealed the deal for dementia concerns.

Thankfully we have MRI diagnostics for evidence of brain deterioration but clearly these basic cognitive tests stand the test of time. Dr. YouKnow said nothing about how drumpf drew the clock face and hands.

Fattest President Taft (5'11") topped out at about 340 at the end of his presidency. Frankly, he doesn't look that much bigger than Trump during that time. Taft then lost weight after his presidency and while he was Chief Justice of the Supreme Court and dropped down to about 240, and he looks much smaller than Trump.

Taft was also quite handsome, even at his heaviest.

[quote]This is actually WORSE!!! Why is this guy doing this? Does he owe John Kelly, or Mattis a favor?

He is actually the same doctor Obama used. He most likely chose 239, because 240 would classify him as obese with the height he chose to be. I am not sure what is up with the doctor. It is depressing the amount of people who are willing to lie to make the president look better or to enable him to continue his lie.

He is also never just in good health - it is always "excellent". Everything has to be be the highest level of greatness. He did not just pass the cognitive test, he did "exceedingly well" with a perfect score.

It's hard to get a good comparison shot of Trump recently with the fat Taft in R243 because Trump now wears only big ill fitting jackets to hide his size. (Plus Taft had good posture and his suits were well-tailored even at his heaviest.) But this changshan-style shirt from the Asia-Pacific conference this past Nov. gives a good idea of Trump's real size.

[quote] Running out of time? The bitch is always playing golf! How does he *ever* run out of time?!

Air Force One was on the tarmac and ready for takeoff for Mar-a-Lago, Trump wanted to get in at least one round of golf before sunset.

Trump couldn't walk 700 yards up a small incline with the world leaders. He waited to take a golf cart instead.

....

I was reading Acosta's tweets - he had this to say about the press conference as well:

The doctor also said Trump only gets 4 to 5 hours of sleep, and his slurring was probably just needing water. By saying he is in excellent health, it seems like this doctor has probably violated one or two of his professional oaths...

On the positive side, now he can't claim dementia or cognitive problems as an excuse when his criminal behavior is eventually called out.

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R252 "That's a rhino right there! Junior shoots those things all the time in one of those shithole African countries."

He's 188 cm so he's not that fat

R254 He claims he's 190.5 cm tall and weighs 108 kilograms. That's pretty fucking fat where I'm from. And the actual, unfalsified data probably look that much worse.

Stormy Daniels

Current height - 5' 7", weight - 130 lbs

r252......There is no way in hell that Trump passed that test with a perfect score, just based on his behavior and speech every day.

Height 190 cm

Weight 108 kg

BMI = 29.9

Overweight = 25–29.9

Obesity = BMI of 30 or greater

The doctor probably had to look at THIS!

Which nation will have the best prankster ever and slip a scale under the red carpet as he exits Air Force One? Extra points if there's a giant flashing screen, like those speed limit ones, that shows the actual number.

Normay (aka Norway), my votes for you!!

His svelte figure and lush hair are the envy of men the world over.

The Daily Beast's Marlow Stern points out that Obama's height was given as 6'1", and he is slightly taller than Trump.

But let's be generous and say Trump is 6'1" now, having shrunk as elders do. 239 pounds is 37 pounds over the highest ideal weight for that height. And President Fat Boy is fatter than that.

Trump is SERIOUSLY OBESE.

Dr. Ronnie claimed Trump was 6'3". Obama's 6'1" and Trump is not taller. All lies.

Hell, Barron's almost as tall as Trump.

Trump always wins.

A proclamation by the emperor with no clothes

He has got to be close to 300 pounds

Or more, r267.

239 is his last recorded weight. Dr. Ronny neglected to mention that Trump's last recorded weight was in 1999.

[quote]He has got to be close to 300 pounds

At least half of that is KFC and McDonald's!

“You have a woman’s ass, my lord.”

But is he vegan and does juice?

My husband is 6'2 and weighs 279 lbs. He is overweight but much smaller than Trump.

This is like North Korea. Pretty soon they'll start telling us about his various feats of strength and great athletic ability.

It's insulting how fucking stupid they thing we are!

A dyslexic typo, more like 329 lbs.

Fat bastard.

More like 280 lbs.

Isn’t lying about presidential vigor kind of a Russian and North Korean dictator thing to do?

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We knew from all the work he does, with his business before and now the presidency, that he’s healthy as a horse. We should be glad our president is doing well for the sake of the country and the market.

Lies

Yes, 239. Who are you going to believe? Me, or your lying eyes? You know?

Did they specifically ask the doctor exactly when his weight was taken? Because if not, then the doctor could just quote the number he was given from Trump's last exam, couldn't he?

he's definitely gotten bigger. every time I see him on tv, he is bigger and also the camera adds 10 pounds at least. that's probably his excuse.

Tom Brady is 225, Trump has got to be close to 300.. #GirtherMovement

Didn't he have to do any kind of treadmill test or cardiovascular test?

I'm not buying those blood pressure readings. He's the very picture of hypertension.

there is no way he eats burgers every day and don't gain weight or nothing bad happens. he's a fucking liar. I FUCKING HATE HIM!!!!!!!

The Emperor's Fat Ass

The people DEMAND to see a girth certificate! And not some fake forged one, either.

I'm about his height, I'm 6"1' and weigh 220 and I'm fit/thin. There's no way that fat slab of haggis weighs 19 pounds more than me.

R288, you're fat, not thin. maybe you have a lot of muscle but you are not thin.

While muscle weighs more than fat, and Trump is one big pile of fat with little muscle mass, he is still not a pound under 285, and I'm being generous. Probably closer to 300.

My partner is 6'2" and 225, with muscles and a middle aged pot belly, and looks a good 50 lbs thinner than Trump, minimum.

Somebody needs to lure this fatass onto one of those truck scales on the interstate using Mickey D’s Cheeseburgers as bait

[quote]Ronald Reagan’s Spinning Corpse‏ @SpinningRonnie

[bold][quote]Jay Cutler is 6'3" and 233. Donald Trump is 6'3" and 239. What a difference six pounds makes![/bold]

Muscle does not weigh more than fat. That's an old wives' tale.

A pound is a pound, and Trump has 293 of 'em, not 239.

Tim Tebow, Donald's near-twin, at 6'2" and 236 lbs.

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R293 I made this and posted it uprhtead

President Donald Duck, he very VERY fat. Need to diet and loose fat bigly time. Not Presidential fit like me. 6'4" and 238 lbs of pure muscle. And I have bigger hands.

Regarding the cognitive test: my elderly mom presented as more articulate and ‘with it’ than Emperor Trumpy but the draw-a-clock part of the examination defeated her and exposed her cognitive impairment, much to her embarrassment. I’d be interested to see the original worksheet.

Heard about this on the BBC's flagship 'Today' show this morning. Darkly funny it was to hear two senior journalists attempt professionally to discuss whether the US President did or did not register as clinically obese.

Moreover, that although he passed his 'cognitive test' - the US correspondent was dismissive about its child-like requirements - that was clearly distinct from any 'existing psychosis, about which many qualified observers have raised serious concerns.'

I am sure that Trump was allowed to complete the cognitive function test before going to see Dr. Ronny, aka as someone else said; Kelly completed the test for him and Hope Hicks provided the blood sample for Trump. I don't think Trump was with the doctor for more than 30 minutes. Can you imagine having the orange shithole as a patient?

The creepy white supremacist guy that just killed that Jewish twink, Blaze Bernstein is 6'2" and over 200 pounds.

Good Job Donny! Two scoops of ice cream today.

Girther exercises every single day. For #HOURS.

He looks like I did when I was 330+ pounds. Then I had gastric bypass surgery. 120 pounds lighter. No way is he just 239. 293, 329 perhaps. The way he plays fast and easy with the facts, he thinks that it’s totally okay to switch the numbers around!

Food for thought

There are some big, sexy guys here on DL.

The link at R178 includes a picture of Jay Cutler’s naked ass, just FYI. It’s not bad.

I doubt Dumpy would let a doctor touch him. His germophobia and all.

Sanjay Gupta said Trump had a coronary calcium CT test. Sooooo...what were the results?

Doctor is LYING.

How can an obese man with high cholesterol and heart disease be in "excellent health"?

R311, health according to President Plump's logic.

Eating BIGLY!

Lets see if I can predict the future, I see a promotion to Vice Admiral for Rear Admiral Ronny Jackson in the near future.

They transposed the numbers. His weight is really 329 lbs.

Normally during a routine exam the nurse has you get on the office scale and records your height and weight. So that part didn’t happen? Trump self reported his weight?

Yes, Mr President "a cat with stripes is fine and a horsey type thing with a horn is close enough."

R316, he probably thought the pictures of the 3 animals were pictures of his past and present wives.

He recognised the animals because his sons had killed every type, then taken photos.

Hi DL. Dad has just eaten my meal - AGAIN. What can I do about it?

I'm sad.

And terribly hungry.

:,-(

I have no doubt that he refused to stand on a scale and, instead, self-reported his weight. What I'm curious about is how it was decided to increase his height. He is not smart enough to know that adding one inch would take him out of the obese range and put him into overweight. My hunch is that Jared was present and knew this was going to be an issue and 'corrected' Dump about his height actually being 6'3". I thin it's also fairly safe to assume that they threatened to kill the doctor if he told the truth,

People shrink when you age. he may have been 6'3" in his younger days but now, no longer.

Trump claimed he was 6'2" on his driver's license (height self-reported) 20 years ago. Somebody found his old driver's license.

When he gets down to 227 can we call him "Mary"?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ha.

Really amusing that his physical exam has made him a butt of joke a lot more - not quite what they're intending for.

I just heard on Vice News Rump wants to lose 10 or 15 pounds. What a fucking liar.

Turns out the 'cognitive test' that Trump asked to take is available online and he could have studied it repeatedly.

The Doctor was lying or bending the truth. I can tell.

r327, come on, he's never studied anything a single time in his entire life, much less "repeatedly". Jared probably just kept "accidentally" blurting out the correct answers.

As I posted elsewhere, I bet he saw the test beforehand and was thoroughly prepared with answers.

Getting a perfect score is a huge indication that cheating was involved somehow.

Getting a perfect score is not that difficult, but based on what we know about Trump, there is no way Trump could ace it.

Hey R288, please don't besmirch the good name of haggis!

he went to a good school, i don't think he's dumb. devious people are very smart, in an evil way of course.

I agree, r330. That scenario sounds far more likely than an authentic perfect score.

R333, I studied EE at Caltech and did a PhD at MIT but would consider myself lucky to score perfectly on the delayed recall portion of the test the president took. I find it a tipoff that he got a perfect score.

R334, are you surprised? Trump has been unscrupulous his entire life, why would anyone be surprised he cheated, on anything. He's been a well known cheat in his 'career' dealings, he's cheated on all his wives, he's basically an uneducated disingenuous grifter.

When a journalist asked him which foot had the bone spurs, he said he didn't remember. How can anyone forget something like that?

How much longer must the US endure this cretin.

Apple announced a commitment to the economy of $350B and 20,000 new jobs, North and South Korea are talking, the Dow closed above 26,000 for the first time... and the news media and DL'ers are focused like a laser on the president’s weight.

R336 nothing to do with Trump. How dumb are you? Stock market's overvalued which means it's gonna fall baby.

The media and DL'ers are not going to allow anything good to be acknowledged, R336. It messes with their agenda of perpetual anger and rage.

[quote] Apple announced a commitment to the economy of $350B and 20,000 new jobs, North and South Korea are talking, the Dow closed above 26,000 for the first time... and the news media and DL'ers are focused like a laser on the president’s weight.

Apple will make one big payment in tax on the off-shore cash and then reap benefits from the new tax plan in years to come (corporate tax rate will drop from 35% to 21%). They're, also, not saying how much of the money stored off shore will be coming back to the US.

I understood that North and South Korea are talking, because they realized they need to come up with a more reasonable solution (even for North Korea) on their own, than have the Orange Dipshit dictate international policy.

The Dow will do nothing for deplorables or the majority of working Americans.

R38, are you big all over?

[quote][R336] nothing to do with Trump. How dumb are you? Stock market's overvalued which means it's gonna fall baby.

[quote]The Dow will do nothing for deplorables or the majority of working Americans.

There are many good things, many important things to talk about, R336, but the media and leftists focus on things such as Trump's weight because they need to keep a very negative narrative going in order to validate their meltdowns, dire forecasts, and continual "the sky is falling" fear-mongering because there's a lot of money in it, and a lot of power. Also, their egos are invested... they can never be wrong.

[quote]Also, their egos are invested... they can never be wrong.

A trait if true not only shared but exceeded by the sitting President. If there's strong evidence that the President has heart disease and is mentally impaired, and that these problems appear to limit his performance, a responsible media have the duty to report that.

R343 there is undoubtedly some of that, the republicans were no better than the Obama years. but they’re right about Trump, he’s bad for the country even if the the stock market isn’t a bubble ( it is). He’s the latest sign that the country is becoming ungovernable. Exactly what what means is still up for debate, but feels ominous.

[quote]There are many good things, many important things to talk about, [R336], but the media and leftists focus on things such as Trump's weight because they need to keep a very negative narrative going in order to validate their meltdowns, dire forecasts, and continual "the sky is falling" fear-mongering because there's a lot of money in it, and a lot of power. Also, their egos are invested... they can never be wrong.

And your Fearless Leader, the Human Tub of Oozing Lard NEVER EVER deflects? Yeah riiiight. LOOOOOL

Instead of hiding behind gifs like a pubescent girl, R341/342, why not post some of your thoughts (that is, if you have any).

[quote]There are many good things, many important things to talk about, [[R336]], but the media and leftists focus on things such as Trump's weight because they need to keep a very negative narrative going in order to validate their meltdowns, dire forecasts, and continual "the sky is falling" fear-mongering because there's a lot of money in it, and a lot of power. Also, their egos are invested... they can never be wrong.

If we had mentally stable President there would be no need to be alarmed at the state of our government right now. I take it you love your Dear Leader's insane Tweets, but hate it when the media points out how damaging those Tweets are to our collective sanity, not to mention our country's internal politics and foreign relations.

You hypocrite.

There are many good things, many important things to talk about, but Fox news, Rush Limbaugh, Bretbart and right wingers focus on things such as Obama's birth certificate or Hillary's emails because they need to keep a very negative narrative going in order to validate their meltdowns, dire forecasts, and continual "the sky is falling" fear-mongering because there's a lot of money in it, and a lot of power. Also, their egos are invested... they can never be wrong.

[quote]If we had mentally stable President there would be no need to be alarmed at the state of our government right now.

Except that Democrats continually sound the alarm anytime there's a Republican in office. You've cried wolf for so long now, that it all sounds the same. You're a bunch of fear-mongering Henny Pennys, and that's part of the reason Trump won. People were tired of the pessimism and the negative attitudes about America.

All these scandals since Trump grabbed the pussy are certainly optimistic. Shitholes are Trump’s positive, happy talk that should warm every US citizen’s heart.

And remember, Trump has declared his nuclear button is so much bigger than Kim Jong Un’s. This is sooo optimistic of him to state this to the world at large and makes me feel so positive about how our leader is confident and optimistic about his nuclear button. He assures us that it works!

R350 to be fair, Regan really did have Alzheimer, and bush really was a moron; so they haven’t lied.

[quote]Except that Democrats continually sound the alarm anytime there's a Republican in office. You've cried wolf for so long now, that it all sounds the same. You're a bunch of fear-mongering Henny Pennys, and that's part of the reason Trump won. People were tired of the pessimism and the negative attitudes about America.

I guess going into war at Iraq for all the wrong reasons might have worried some Democrats, don't you think?

Obama lifted this country out of a hole created by a Republican President, but you kind will never admit to it, ever.

And if you can't tell that this new Republican President created a national psychosis then you confirm what I already said about you (yes you, even if you post from another device) - you are a hypocrite.

^ IN Iraq

[quote]People were tired of the pessimism and the negative attitudes about America.

Odd then that the vibrant new President boosted national morale by soon insulting his two world-famous intelligence services.

That said, Robert Mueller will go a long way towards restoring respect for America in the eyes of the world.

[quote]There are many good things, many important things to talk about, R336, but the media and leftists focus on things such as Trump's weight because they need to keep a very negative narrative going in order to validate their meltdowns, dire forecasts, and continual "the sky is falling" fear-mongering because there's a lot of money in it, and a lot of power. Also, their egos are invested... they can never be wrong.

As opposed to having a meltdown over a black President wearing a tan suit.

R356 don’t forget he gave that creepy “American carnage” speech, that even dumb as a brick Bush recognized as a freak show.

As Bush himself stated, “That was some weird shit.”

[quote]You're a bunch of fear-mongering Henny Pennys,

That's all Republicans have EVER done: fear mongering. There's always "something to fear." "Communists! ... "Unions!" ... Hippies! ... "Jews!" ... Negroes! ... Women! ... "Feminists!" ... "Gays!" ... "Gay marriage!" ... "Abortion!" ... "Gun control!" .. "Liberals!" ... "Immigrants!" ... "Mexicans!" ... "Muslims!" ... "Terrorists!" ... "Those black people in the White House!" ... "Anyone who is not exactly like us is a terrifying threat to you, and WE are the only ones who can save you from them! So vote for us!"

It's hilarious that you accuse Democrats of fear mongering as that is the Republicans' primary modus operandi and has been for decades.

Well said, r360!

r350....you are either truly delusional, or you are about 16 yrs old. EVERY SINGLE REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT IN MODERN HISTORY HAS BEEN A DISASTER. Our economy has tanked under each republican president with the exception of Reagan....and the reason for that was he built a system of smoke and mirrors so we didnt realize what was happening until after it happened.

All one has to do is look back in their own lives, or open a history book to see the facts.

Can't believe people actually believe Trump had anything to do with North and South Korea "talking". That fat fuck in NK is playing the orange fat fuck like a fiddle, buying time. He's probably waiting for 2021 when he'll have nukes *and* a sane president in office again.

But no, deplorables believe that verbally humiliating Kim and NK at every turn on Twitter has definitely changed NK's whole tune in the span of a couple of months. For sure.

Joe Scarborough is 6'3" and weighs 240. Love him or hate him - he is in way better shape than Fatso Trump.

R362 The 2008 collapse is already too far away in time for people to remember the lessons. "It will never happen again. No way."

Republicans are predicting they will lose in 2018, use that loss to complain about the Democratic Congress - then Trump (or a Republican) will win again 2020 due to a retaliatory boomerang effect...

Would Trump be useful on garbage detail?

R343/R350 has erased his cookies. Give him 48 hours before he comes back as a new poster.

[quote]he went to a good school, i don't think he's dumb.

I don’t care, he’s an idiot and so is Ivanka. I will never again be automatically impressed by someone going to a good school.

The doctor who lied about Trump's height ans weight is a disgrace and must be struck off.

Tim Cook from Apple said that Trump's corporate tax break will create jobs and improve the economy. But, yeah, the media and DL continue to speculate about Trump's weight.

#MAGA

Tim Cook can go fuck himself. Apple has hundreds of billions of dollars IN CASH sitting in offshore accounts that hasnt been taxed. They pay 20 some-odd dollars to manufacture a iphone OVERSEAS, yet ignorant people keep shelling out close to 1000 annually to them.

If Apple is so social conscience, make the products in the US that they sell in the US, pay a living wage with benefits to their employees, and share the wealth.

Apple is no better than Walmart.....all those billions upon billions they make and they complain their employees want 10 bucks an hour.

R371 is parodying an idiot deplorable, right? Or hahahahahahaaaaa does R371 really think Apple is going to bring those assembly line jobs from China to the US?

[quote]he's definitely gotten bigger. every time I see him on tv, he is bigger and also the camera adds 10 pounds at least.

How many cameras did they use?

no heart

Thats a very direct headline.......he has no heart, and he has cognitive issues.......all true.

^^^^ meant to add that I would bet that the paper did that intentionally,

anybody knows which paper it was, tried to google the image but no results

It looks like NYT

The News-Gazette, R378.

That's the best headline since "Headless Corpse Found in Topless Bar".

I was extremely supportive of Mr Trump during the campaign but I admit he hasn't been vocal in his support of human cocker spaniels.

In that famous picture where Comey is moving forward to shake President Baby’s hand, Comey at 6’5’’ (?) towers over Trump who’s claiming to be 6’3” !?!

OLE’

Ooops!

Comey wears lifts and weighs 700 pounds - Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

R385 Sarah Huckleberry weighs a metric ton

I am five foot eight, and on May 2nd, 2017 I weighed 231 pounds, and I didn't look nearly as fat as Trump. No way he weighs 239 pounds when he is that fat, and that much taller. I know the date, because I started changing the way I eat on that day, and have lost 58 pounds since then. Portion control and exercise have done the trick.

Has anyone publicly defended the ridiculous weight clam?

The weight clam did but he clammed up when challenged.

6'5" Comey next to, allegedly, 6'3" Trump.

So we are to believe that trump is just 2 inches shorter than Comey

[quote]Except that Democrats continually sound the alarm anytime there's a Republican in office. You've cried wolf for so long now, that it all sounds the same. You're a bunch of fear-mongering Henny Pennys, and that's part of the reason Trump won. People were tired of the pessimism and the negative attitudes about America.

[quote]I know this will be hard to digest for all the SJW's and politically correct dimwits who stink up this place, but things are slowly drifting towards Trump. People are just now getting their first paychecks with reduced taxes, people who have invested in the stock market are reaping huge dividends, companies like Apple are bringing back their cash they had stashed off-shore because of reduced taxes. THIS IS WHAT MATTERS TO MOST PEOPLE. DEAL WITH IT. No one, but no one, outside of upper class white women in NYC, LA, SFO, DC and BSN give two shits about pussy power, or who got their titties touched or their asses pinched. If Democrats still insist on foisting this shit on the general public, their numbers in Congress, state houses and state legislatures, and local offices will continue to decline precipitously. Wake the fuck up already. Ignore at your own peril.

[quote]Tim Cook from Apple said that Trump's corporate tax break will create jobs and improve the economy. But, yeah, the media and DL continue to speculate about Trump's weight. #MAGA

This is all you, R371, yes, just posting using different browsers and devices?

You never come back to debate with posters, so it's got to be you.

What a gutless, chinless turd you are.

I initially read r385 as Comey wearily lifts 700 lb. Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

Trump naked.

I thought whataboutism wasn't allowed around here, R349. You broke a rule.

“It’s called genetics. Trump has incredibly good genes and it’s just the way God made him.” --Dr. Ronny L. Jackson

There you have it, my friends.

[quote]@TomDangora

[quote]This may be the greatest rally sign in the history of rally signs! #WomansMarch2018 #TheFutureIsFemale

R397

😂... thx for posting here!

Me too!

It just now donned ('oh dea--- oh, ICWYDH! Never mind') on me that maybe his junk food diet started from learning of polonium poisoning. His choices were to get fat and oblivious from poor nutrition, or get a different shade of skin discoloration from nasty chemicals. I wonder what year he started his inflation.

I'm sick and tired of Trump flapping his fat lips. "Fake news....reciprocal....many, many....people don't know this....Obama's fault.....arm teachers. STFU AND DISAPPEAR.

When will one of those rapid fire rifle enthusiasts get near this vile ignorant POS. I am serious, I cannot take this creep much longer. Every fucking day he spews more imbecilic rhetoric and more disgusting lies. He is truly the Worst President EVER!

yes, the biggest best genes, i gave my boy