More than 1700 private jets will land in Zurich next week - destination Davos.
Who are you and what are you doing there?
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More than 1700 private jets will land in Zurich next week - destination Davos.
Who are you and what are you doing there?
by Anonymous | reply 54 | January 25, 2018 5:28 AM |
Is the world's biggest embarrassment, donald trump attending?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 16, 2018 4:06 PM |
Global Oppressive Oligarchy. This should only exist in a scene in a dystopian novel. This is real FUCKED UP and DANGEROUS>
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 16, 2018 4:13 PM |
Trump says he's going
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 16, 2018 4:18 PM |
I’ll be there sucking any and all ass in my desperate, last ditch scramble to remain relevant.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 16, 2018 4:41 PM |
Can Miss Brown still afford her own jet?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 16, 2018 4:44 PM |
They are just going skiing need a fancy name to it. Oh, and destroying democracy.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 16, 2018 9:59 PM |
They are my heroes. All fighting for the Working Class, trying to make our lives better.
Glad they have their private jets. Must be gruelling work.. All those banquets.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 18, 2018 1:33 PM |
I’m the landlocked version of a yacht girl.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 18, 2018 3:23 PM |
I'm the Hollywood actress trying to branch out into "activism". I am here to discuss some vague issue with middled aged paunchy men with huge bank accounts. To look more credible, I am sporting non-prescription glasses and a flowy cashmere sweater.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 18, 2018 4:48 PM |
I'm Saint Angelina. My plane "was diverted" to Basel. (Diverted = where I can mostly discretely buy the best Burmese smack).
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 18, 2018 4:54 PM |
Someday Putin will blow them all up.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 18, 2018 5:21 PM |
Will Ivanka sit in his chair and play World Leader?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 22, 2018 7:24 PM |
The last time he attended a world meeting he sat or stood by himself, shunned and churlish -- that is, when he wasn't pushing people out of the way like the retard he is in order to be in front for the cameras. Why does he want to do that again?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 22, 2018 7:30 PM |
Just think how many people Bloomberg CNBC Fox Business (nothing to do with business) will send there.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 22, 2018 7:46 PM |
I'm the exits, and I will get crowded when the Stable Genius and his Whore enter the room.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 22, 2018 8:10 PM |
Nearly the entire US government is going
President Trump
Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin
Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross
Labor Secretary Alexander Acosta
Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao
Energy Secretary Rick Perry
Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen
U.S. Trade Representative Robert Lighthizer
U.S. Agency for International Development Administrator Mark Green
National Institutes of Health Director Francis Collins
Food and Drug Administration Commissioner Scott Gottlieb
Homeland security advisor Tom Bossert
White House advisor and Trump son-in-law Jared Kushner
White House advisor Chris Liddell
White House chief of staff John Kelly
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson
national security advisor H.R. McMaster
White House chief economic advisor Gary Cohn
This isn't even the entire list, just the one that the White House has release, they have admitted that others will also be going. I suspect that will include Ivanka, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Hope Hicks and Steven Miller.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 24, 2018 2:44 AM |
I'm a porn star spanking Trump with a magazine
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 24, 2018 2:46 AM |
R19 how many millions it the visit costing us?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 24, 2018 2:47 AM |
Chung ios also moving better than Tennys
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 24, 2018 2:59 AM |
Almost the whole of Trump's posse is going, but not Pence. So cancel the bomb.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 24, 2018 3:05 AM |
I don’t understand why people hate these good, liberal, socialist, oligarchs, and they obviously have the best of intentions!
We should beg them to take control of the lives of the lower classes. Those people have no chance of ever thriving with out good liberal guidance.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 24, 2018 3:08 AM |
I'm Ursula von der Leyen, scheming to replace Frau Merkel.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 24, 2018 3:10 AM |
I'm Cate Blanchett, having a cry about refugees before retiring to my 5 star hotel room for canapes and a Swedish massage.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 24, 2018 3:10 AM |
I Alexis Carrington Colby scheming to bring down Apple and Google.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 24, 2018 3:19 AM |
I'm the doomsday climatologist warning the wealthy the world will burn unless they shift a few million to my "research foundation".
But bugger, I wish it would quit snowing.
Scientists Get Buried In Snow At Davos While Lecturing On Global Warming
Scientists have once again set up a mock Arctic base camp to educate world leaders about man-made global warming at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland.
Climate scientists hope their mock camp illustrates how global warming could impact the Arctic, but the “Gore effect” may make it harder to get the message across. Davos has seen frigid temperatures along with about six feet of snow in the last six days.
There was so much snow, authorities evacuated some neighborhoods due to avalanche concerns, CNBC reported. Global elites headed to the conference had to force their way through heavy snow drifts.
CNBC reported that “heavy snow had already blocked the rail line through the Alps from Zurich, and villages along the route were at the highest level of avalanche alert.” Davos visitors were forced off trains and onto “a half-hour bus trip on back roads around the blockage and then loading them onto a crowded red commuter train that ran the rest of the way into Davos.”
The camp was first set up by climate scientists, including those from the British Antarctic Survey, at Davos in 2017 to “convey that long-term negative changes in the Arctic pose serious socio-economic risks to the rest of the world,” according to a January 2017 World Economic Forum blog post.
Scientists hope to convince global leaders to take drastic actions to fight global warming. Climate has been a major topic of past Davos meetings, and even though most of the world signed onto the Paris climate accord, experts fear it’s not enough to stop “dangerous” warming.
Indeed, high-profile celebrities and politicians have visited the camp in the past, including former Vice President Al Gore. Fashion designer Stella McCartney visited the camp this year, obviously bundled up to stay warm in the midst of all that snow.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 24, 2018 3:25 AM |
R29
Hysterical.
More snow than has been seen at Davos in centuries, but global warming is killing us.
Sure.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 24, 2018 4:10 AM |
"Nearly the entire US government is going"
Hopefully on one plane that crashes into the mountains.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 24, 2018 11:58 PM |
[quote] R30: More snow than has been seen at Davos in centuries, but global warming is killing us.
It is true that the worldwide [bold]average [/bold]temperature is rising, and at a rate that is too fast for many living things to acclimate to, including humans. Some places will be warmer or cooler. Some will be dryer, others wetter. We call it Climate Change, because some people are too stupid to understand this otherwise.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 25, 2018 1:54 AM |
I’m Janet Yellen’s constant stinky queefs.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 25, 2018 2:10 AM |
R32
Actually, the global temperatures are dropping slightly. It has been stable for 20 years, but the last two winters have been extremely cold. The sunspots are nearly nonexistent, which is commensurate with a cool solar corona.
We have 400 years of sunspot data, and it matches closely with rises and falls in global temperatures. Buy yourself a few parkas to go with your caftans, because the current cycle indicates a much cooler planet in the next three decades.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 25, 2018 2:19 AM |
R31
If everyone in Washington DC was suddenly killed in a freak accident, the states that comprise the current United States system would be much better off.
The assholes in Washington DC are destroying our country not helping it. Democrat republican socialist whatever – they are all bound and determined to take away our civil liberties.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | January 25, 2018 2:21 AM |
R34, Noaa reports that average global surface temperature in 2016 was the warmest since official records began in 1880. It was the third year in a row to set a new heat record, and the fifth time the record has been broken since the start of the 21st century. I believe I heard 2017 was the second hottest on record.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | January 25, 2018 2:39 AM |
The was the hottest non El-Nino year in recorded history. Something like 10 of the hottest years in the history of the world have occurred since 2000. The world temperature has gone up every single year for the last decade and a half. I wish stupid people would die, then the planet, and the rest of us, might have a chance.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | January 25, 2018 3:03 AM |
I don't want t any of these politicians or the $1000 iphone
by Anonymous | reply 38 | January 25, 2018 3:04 AM |
Maddow listed all those people from the American government who are going last night. Then, she listed all the Russians and which organizations those Russians are affiliated with. Strangely, they all overlapped with Trumpian interests. Hm. She then asked who everyone thought would be hanging out together.
I hope Mueller has a few spies in there.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | January 25, 2018 3:07 AM |
I'm the passport Sarah Huckabee Sanders never thought she would have needed
by Anonymous | reply 40 | January 25, 2018 3:32 AM |
R36
Please try to find the original data from the 1990s satellite measurements. They have been “disappeared”.
Compare the NASA data from 2001 to the same data in 2017. You will notice multiple revisions upward of the satellite data. Since satellite data should not be affected by surface events, why is that figure being manipulated?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | January 25, 2018 3:34 AM |
R36
Surely you believe that the government lied about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Or the invasion of Vietnam. Or the bank bailouts in 2009. Or the NSA spying.
Is it really so hard to believe that they would fake data in order to keep their multi billion dollar bureaucracy alive? Don’t be so naïve.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | January 25, 2018 3:36 AM |
You’re paranoid, R42.
Besides, what you seem to be saying is that, since nobody can be trusted, you’ll just make some stuff up. Or, you’ll rely on the word of a con man over the whole scientific community. That’s just crazy.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | January 25, 2018 3:52 AM |
I’m working the margarin fountain.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | January 25, 2018 3:56 AM |
R43
If I’m paranoid then you are asleep.
Always remember, the government loves you and will always protect you even if you happen to accidentally break the law...as long as you’re rich.
You are just ignorant.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | January 25, 2018 3:59 AM |
I'm the empty spare bed in Trumps Suite. No one to share my dutch ovens with.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | January 25, 2018 4:22 AM |
I am eating caviar with a plastic spoon
by Anonymous | reply 47 | January 25, 2018 4:36 AM |
I am eating caviar with plastic spoon
by Anonymous | reply 48 | January 25, 2018 4:39 AM |
I am a distance alien species listening in on Davos laughing their asses off bc no one there can believe that a humoind species can be so FUCKING STUPID.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | January 25, 2018 4:46 AM |
I am the lower cost cheese fondue and croissants that the Swiss pawn off on Bill and Melinda Gates, but charge them an astronomical price.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | January 25, 2018 4:49 AM |
I am the 10mgton nuclear device in the sewer system waiting for an electrical impulse to explode,
by Anonymous | reply 51 | January 25, 2018 5:17 AM |
I'm the InstantPot high pressure cooker, a welcoming to gift to each of our hotel guests,
by Anonymous | reply 52 | January 25, 2018 5:18 AM |
I'm the white hood and pink thong hidden in Stephen Miller's luggage waiting to adorn his head when the lights go out and the porn goes on.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | January 25, 2018 5:20 AM |
Ahem, Stephen will put the thong on his dong, not his head.
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