Hi from the UK
Just discovered the DL and joined up. Hope to read some decent stuff on here and maybe make a few new pals. I was a member of the Bears Mailing List BML in the early 90s back in the days of 14.4 dial up, so not things have some on, I'm curious to see how things have changed.
Look forward to exchanging a few comments and maybe pics with you guys.
And as a 60 yr old Brit, I do wear sandals with socks and don;t care what anyone thinks.
Keith
by Anonymous | reply 88 | January 18, 2018 1:15 PM
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Welcome to the madhouse, Keith! You're in for a quite a ride.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 14, 2018 10:44 AM
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Keith, tell us: in your own words, what does Datalounge mean to you? What are your hopes and dreams here?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 14, 2018 10:45 AM
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The DL Welcome Wagonettes give a raucous oh fuck not another Brit howdy to Keith.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 14, 2018 10:46 AM
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I hope you like Smith and Jones, if not, go away.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 14, 2018 10:47 AM
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who is she? who was she? who does she hope to be?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 14, 2018 10:48 AM
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Is this another BILL TAYLOR?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 14, 2018 10:53 AM
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Only if he types in CAPS R6.
And Keith, about the pic exchange. DL is writhing, seething blackest Hell, not Facebook.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 14, 2018 10:57 AM
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Hi what country in the UK you from? I'm from England.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 14, 2018 10:57 AM
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Keith dear, the First Rule of Datalounge is don't converse with: Erna (aka Mrs Patrick Campbell) or the 'Programme Major Book Resale Troll' aka 'PMBT' aka 'John.'
The Second Rule of Datalounge is that we are all, at some time or another, a 'fat whore'.
The Third Rule of Datalounge is that Manvox is a superior board, with a superior calibre of men and conversation.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 14, 2018 11:00 AM
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The Fourth and Most Important Rule. Grammar and spelling are paramount. However, you will be drawn and quartered for using the Oxford comma.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 14, 2018 11:04 AM
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[quote] so not things have some on,
God, me too, Keith!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 14, 2018 11:04 AM
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Keith, take a look at the buttons in the bottom right of the post...these will be your new friends. The first, WW, is for Wit and Wisdom, click to appreciate the posted remark. The next two are Facebook and Twitter. The fourth is Flames and Freaks. and used to signal bad posts. The last is most important as it blocks the poster from your feed. On the main page, that last button will also delete threads from your main feed. Very helpful, especially if you care nothing about politics and soap operas. Enjoy!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 14, 2018 11:05 AM
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[quote]Keith, take a look at the buttons in the bottom right of the post...these will be your new friends. The first, WW, is for Wit and Wisdom, click to appreciate the posted remark. The next two are Facebook and Twitter. The fourth is Flames and Freaks. and used to signal bad posts. The last is most important as it blocks the poster from your feed. On the main page, that last button will also delete threads from your main feed. Very helpful, especially if you care nothing about politics and soap operas. Enjoy!
In my day - you had to work this shit out for yourself.
I think it was better than the "let me show you around" crowd of today.
Anyway, Keith is a troll and AMERICAN.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 14, 2018 11:09 AM
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[quote]take a look at the buttons in the bottom right of the post
Icons, not buttons.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 14, 2018 11:12 AM
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[quote] the UK
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[quote]Keith
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suburban LOWER middle class.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 14, 2018 11:14 AM
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He is not, he's like me, he lives in a semi-detached
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 14, 2018 11:23 AM
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I'm already in love with you, Keith and don't want to share you with anyone else.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 14, 2018 11:39 AM
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R12 I'm a newbie also.
How do I know if anyone is pressing the WW or FF buttons on my contributions?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 14, 2018 11:43 AM
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[quote]How do I know if anyone is pressing the WW or FF buttons on my contributions?
You will get a pop up message if someone clicks on WW. I don't think you get anything for FF but if there are enough of them your post will be crossed and the thread may eventually disappear.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 14, 2018 11:54 AM
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[quote] How do I know if anyone is pressing the WW or FF buttons on my contributions?
Your sneeze reflex kicks in. Two sneezes = WW; Three sneezes = FF.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 14, 2018 11:56 AM
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Is it possible or bad etiquette to WW my own posts?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 14, 2018 12:11 PM
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[quote]Your sneeze reflex kicks in. Two sneezes = WW; Three sneezes = FF.
As you can see, Keith - they're VERY funny on here.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 14, 2018 12:12 PM
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[quote]Is it possible or bad etiquette to WW my own posts?
Why don't you try it and see?
Christ!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 14, 2018 12:14 PM
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Thank you R24, I just tried it. But I didn't get a pop up message as R20 suggested.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 14, 2018 12:17 PM
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To have to get the pop-up message you first have to get a little message that will say something like "click to get notifications", then you can get the W&W messages of love. I think you have to post a while, first.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 14, 2018 12:50 PM
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Is it lower middle class to say "the UK"?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 14, 2018 12:58 PM
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Saw that as .. BLM - Bear Lives Matter
by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 14, 2018 1:03 PM
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r25 you can ww your own posts and will see the pop up but you can't be on a phone or tablet. It only works on a laptop with notifications enabled.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 14, 2018 1:05 PM
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Sandals with socks? Oh, Keith. I hope you rock this look with the right sandals and the best socks, the way they do in the Pacific Northwest. But if you do the way to Germans do, you're in big trouble.
Some of the posters here had parents who never picked them up, while others had parents who never put them down. Nearly everyone here only know "unconditional love" as a concept discussed in self-help and good parenting books. It makes for a thrilling ride!
Welcome and remember... helmets must be worn at all times while at Data Lounge.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 14, 2018 2:14 PM
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I would rather see socks with sandals than a bunch of ugly toes. I am sick of having ugly toes foisted on me.
People made fun of socks with sandals in 70s or 80s but dressing well has completely died since then, so socks with sandals is not the worst thing.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 14, 2018 2:17 PM
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[quote] I am sick of having ugly toes foisted on me.
It's the foisting that's troubling. Yes.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 14, 2018 2:23 PM
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Keef is gone. He didn't even send a pic back after I sent 4 up-close hole shots. Rude!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | January 15, 2018 1:51 PM
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Do you drink lots of tea? Do you eat lots of fish and crisps? Please describe your anal hygiene in vivid detail
by Anonymous | reply 36 | January 15, 2018 1:57 PM
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Have you been to Downton Abbey?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | January 15, 2018 2:04 PM
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She's no better than she should be.
Chance would be fine thing.
As common as muck.
I'll tell you this and I'll tell you no more. Okay that's all I ever learned from 30 years of Coronation Street so I'm hoping Keith can expand my knowledge of all things British.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | January 15, 2018 2:04 PM
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You missed “well I’ll go to the foot of my stairs!” R39.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | January 15, 2018 2:34 PM
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How are your teeth, Keith?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | January 15, 2018 3:25 PM
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*How are your teef, Keef?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | January 15, 2018 3:26 PM
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OP, are you lovely, or should i say, loverly?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | January 15, 2018 4:01 PM
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In England, people called Keith look like THIS >>
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 46 | January 15, 2018 4:06 PM
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[quote] up, so not things have some on,
Wtf?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | January 15, 2018 4:10 PM
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It's always good to get first hand accounts regarding Brexit shit. Welcome to the board. Beware of trolls. We have some of the trolliest.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | January 15, 2018 4:12 PM
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Another stupid troll with a fake name looking for attention.
Fuck off and die, attention whores.
Nobody but the troglodytes believe you are anything but another fat, fan-fiction spewing loser.
Fuck. Off.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | January 15, 2018 4:12 PM
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Hi. My name is Angus and I'm new to Datalounge from Scotland. I eat haggis, conduct tours of Loch Ness and say "Hoot, mon!" quite a bit, when I'm not reciting quotes from "The Prime of Miss Jean Brody." I have the bursitis from the damp, since we still don't have the central heating and only get a gallon of hot water a day from the funny little tank above the bathtub. I'm sometimes very dour and gloomy. At other times I drink the whisky and am best mates with everyone. When I get tired I say, "Away wi' ye. ......Goon, away wi' ye, I said!" When I am satisfied, I say "Bob's your uncle," even if you don't have an uncle named Bob.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | January 15, 2018 4:47 PM
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R52 Of course you're not Russian, you speak that Scottish language too well to be!
by Anonymous | reply 53 | January 16, 2018 9:13 PM
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Get out. Get out while you still can.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | January 16, 2018 10:29 PM
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Would that be Keith, Keif, or Keifth?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | January 16, 2018 10:47 PM
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I guess Keef has nufink to say
by Anonymous | reply 57 | January 16, 2018 10:53 PM
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I used to be keen on an English actor named Keith.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | January 16, 2018 11:13 PM
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He got so much attention from that original post though... I guess DL was hungry for more.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | January 17, 2018 4:12 AM
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Hello U.K spent the week in Paris and then took the Tube to London December 1999 for the blazer show over the Thames. Started at The Old Rose Pub where we were adopted by a big group from Birmingham England. We went into the Streets @ 11:00. Ran into Tony Blaires entourage then got setup for the show. A sequined white gloved tuxedo group joined with bottles of champagne and then Brazilian group circled us doing the Congo line smoking big fat joints sharing. Huge fun.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | January 17, 2018 4:24 AM
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R60 continuing.meant to say Lazer show 1999 December 31. No Y2K in London. I spent my 30th Birthday night starting at The lamb and the Flagg then Mingles reggae bar then ended up at the Fridge in Brixton where we danced til dawn. The extacy was enormous there. Ended up the next day Sunday in Camden Town drinking at a pub with a Saudi Oil dude and his runway model girlfriend. I love London my past.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | January 17, 2018 4:32 AM
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OP, Do you think the Royals are deadbeats, leeches, or layabouts?
by Anonymous | reply 62 | January 17, 2018 5:07 AM
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The Royals bring in tourist dollars.
They are no more deadbeat, leeches, or layabouts than the Kardashians and the 52.2 million of our population who are on welfare.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | January 17, 2018 5:30 AM
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Surprising that Keith didn't just get a 1/10 from R1, then twenty posts max before sinking like a stone. Plainly though DL has something of an appetite for mid-period Mike Leigh characters.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | January 17, 2018 7:56 AM
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Keith is busy with his tea and strumpets.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | January 17, 2018 8:07 AM
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Crying as I type...goodnight, sweet prince. We'll never forget you.
I had finally stopped sobbing over Goddess Natalie Cole's death, when God called you home.
RIP Keith
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 66 | January 17, 2018 8:09 AM
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R33, Keef is foist on his own petard.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | January 17, 2018 8:24 AM
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I don't mind what homosexuals do in private, that's their business. But why do they feel the need to foist their so-called lifestyles down our throats all the time? Because that's what they do, every time you turn on the TV there they are, foisting themselves at us.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | January 17, 2018 8:57 AM
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And if we're lucky, they're also hoisting themselves on us.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | January 17, 2018 9:09 AM
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Keith, are you related to the Brit who always complains about independent.co.uk.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | January 18, 2018 8:21 AM
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So...welcome?
Yes. Welcome.
Please keep in mind that roughly half the posters here are certifiably, barking at the moon crazy.
The other half are profoundly neurotic shutins.
Enjoy!
by Anonymous | reply 72 | January 18, 2018 8:28 AM
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Is this British Royal Family's favourite member?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 73 | January 18, 2018 9:09 AM
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Do you wipe from back to front or front to back?
by Anonymous | reply 74 | January 18, 2018 9:11 AM
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Also, Keith, keep in mind that we don’t give a fuck who you are, and really wish you would just shut the fuck up.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | January 18, 2018 9:14 AM
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If you die, you are expected to leave your "stuff" including your cute little dog with DL. Shipping costs are your responsibility.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | January 18, 2018 9:15 AM
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Photos of you in earrings and caftans required. Clutched pearls optional.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | January 18, 2018 9:17 AM
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Name your favourite U.S. President.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | January 18, 2018 9:20 AM
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Woodrow Wilson is our favourite U.S. President.
(he was a bit late to the party but we DO thank him)
by Anonymous | reply 79 | January 18, 2018 9:38 AM
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Keef, do you strain your Tesco spaghetti?
by Anonymous | reply 80 | January 18, 2018 9:51 AM
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Keef, do you like doing sport? Do you spoon canned baked beans on your toast while doing maths in your head?
by Anonymous | reply 81 | January 18, 2018 9:55 AM
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Have you slept with Ben Barnes or know anyone who has? Is he gay? What's the General opinion about that over There? Is he thought of as a "confirmed bachelor "?
by Anonymous | reply 83 | January 18, 2018 10:48 AM
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Cor blimey, Mary Poppins! The British royal family does so much more than just bring in money.
Separating the head of state from the head of government is infinitely better than the failed combination of roles we have in the U.S. At no time has the entire scope of that failure been more evident than it is now. And we Yanks are suffering badly because of it.
Time to amend the Constitution and split those two roles.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | January 18, 2018 12:02 PM
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R84 Except you can do that with a prime minister and a president, like in Germany, France, Italy etc. Definitely cheaper than introducing a whole class of unelected welfare schmoozers.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | January 18, 2018 12:06 PM
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That is correct, R85. No 'except' is necessary in your reply as I did not advocate for an American monarchy.
Splitting the roles and filling them with elected officials is one approach. Creating an American monarchy out of thin air is unlikely to succeed. The institution relies on history and continuity, none of which can be created by legislative act.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | January 18, 2018 12:14 PM
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[quote]I'm sometimes very dour and gloomy.
This is such fake news, they’re always dour.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | January 18, 2018 12:29 PM
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Dour is something of a pass time there. But John Nettles sizzled in his day and Mrs. Slocombe's pussy never fails to amuse. They get it right on occasion.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | January 18, 2018 1:15 PM
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