Reese Witherspoon = "I'm still America's sweetheart!!!!"
Harvey Weinstein = "All women love the sight of me in a bathrobe"
Kevin Spacey = "There are no straight men, only men who haven't met ME"
What else?
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Reese Witherspoon = "I'm still America's sweetheart!!!!"
Harvey Weinstein = "All women love the sight of me in a bathrobe"
Kevin Spacey = "There are no straight men, only men who haven't met ME"
What else?
by Anonymous | reply 129 | April 12, 2021 6:24 AM |
John/Tom/Matt/Jeremy/Jake and no doubt plenty of others = "I am so, so straight, a total woman lover, not an ounce of gay."
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 20, 2017 1:52 AM |
I am unusually insightful about politics.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 20, 2017 1:53 AM |
George Clooney - I have a beautiful wife and children so I am the perfect man to be President in 2020. I'm ready and people adore me.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 20, 2017 2:16 AM |
One day I'll get that Oscar!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 20, 2017 2:19 AM |
I am a superior human being.
-- Tom Cruise
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 20, 2017 2:22 AM |
I may not be an educated doctor, but I play one on TV. Therefore, I can write a book about any ailment or disease because my best friends Mom has the disease. You will listen to me, and respect my words. After all, I’m famous?!? Right!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 20, 2017 2:26 AM |
Im basically Keith Richards!
-Johnny Depp, Man Of Many Scarves
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 20, 2017 2:30 AM |
Age is just a number
-Every aging actor and actress in Hollywood
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 20, 2017 2:36 AM |
I’m skinny because I have a high metabolism.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 20, 2017 2:42 AM |
I am skinny because all my kids don't give me time to eat and I am suffering with all those refugees I use for PR photos.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 20, 2017 2:56 AM |
Liza Minelli -Life IS a Cabaret
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 20, 2017 3:07 AM |
Angie looks fine. Great legs, too!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 20, 2017 3:11 AM |
No, really this is my natural face! No plastic surgery. Such suspense, as if we are really that dumb. Well... maybe 1 nose surgery.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 20, 2017 3:11 AM |
I can, too, act my way out of a paper bag!
- M
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 20, 2017 3:15 AM |
Don't be ignorant! It's natural. It's loving. Don't be ignorant!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 20, 2017 3:17 AM |
Keanu Reeves: I really did have a girlfriend who lost our baby and then died in a one car, car accident.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 20, 2017 3:18 AM |
Scientology can save the world.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 20, 2017 3:20 AM |
Oh my husband isn’t gay? Very heterosexual. He’s married to me.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 20, 2017 4:43 AM |
Thom Racina is a fictional character and I'm not a former escort
by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 20, 2017 4:56 AM |
I can come back from this
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 20, 2017 5:15 AM |
when M dies, I'll get all her parts, because I'm the better actor
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 20, 2017 5:18 AM |
No, really, I loved my girlfriends. Although, they were too old for me.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 20, 2017 5:20 AM |
I did not know anything about Harvey's abuse, and America believes me because I am the greatest actress ever created - Meryl cunt Streep
by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 20, 2017 6:01 AM |
"The public wants to see me parade my kids into church every Sunday."
by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 20, 2017 6:12 AM |
I’m beautiful!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 20, 2017 6:36 AM |
"This isn't the peak of my career."
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 20, 2017 6:39 AM |
Crack is Whack
by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 20, 2017 11:31 AM |
You mean to tell me that if I have a woman friend, I have to have a lesbian relationship with her? That's bullshit.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 20, 2017 11:37 AM |
The public need to know my opinions and views on world matters because I am always right. I know this because every person in my life from my maids to my hairdressers not only always tell me I’m right, but that I’m an incredible person! I know everything about world issues and the population should listen to me.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 20, 2017 11:41 AM |
My blog has helped millions of women enrich their lives!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 20, 2017 11:53 AM |
Whitney Houston told Out magazine "I'm a mother. I'm a woman, [bold]I'm heterosexual.[/bold] Period."
by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 20, 2017 12:11 PM |
"Meryl Streep is the devil and I'm a saint, not a druggie or a homophobe" - Rose McGowan
by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 20, 2017 3:19 PM |
“This, too, shall pass.”
by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 20, 2017 6:02 PM |
"Everyone who has the balls to tell me the truth needs to be cut out of my life, including my family, because I don't like negativity. Everyone who flatters me is a positive thinker like me!! "
"Everyone is a crook/out to get me." (When the flatterers are ultimately revealed as con men. Every. single. time.)
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 20, 2017 6:06 PM |
“He was never charged with a crime so Mia must have lied.”
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 20, 2017 6:07 PM |
All great men use both hands to pick up water bottles and drinking glasses.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 20, 2017 6:11 PM |
I’m beautiful !! I was everyone’s favorite on Friends!! Brad regrets leaving me everyday !!
Jennifer Aniston
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 20, 2017 6:13 PM |
Everyone wants to be me!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 20, 2017 7:53 PM |
"My mom is sick" - Bryan Singer
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 21, 2017 12:56 AM |
"If there's grass in the infield, it's okay to play ball" -- B. Singer
by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 21, 2017 1:00 AM |
r41, amen!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 21, 2017 1:06 AM |
I am so beautiful, talented and sophisticated that everyone in the world is so jealous of me.
I'm not an exceedingly average actress, who is rumoured to be staggeringly dumb and a raging whore to boot.
I'm royalty. Everyone loves me. I never ever fuck for parts.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 21, 2017 1:13 AM |
Steaming your vagina and talking about it are perfectly normal behavior
Goop Again
by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 21, 2017 1:14 AM |
No one can tell it's a rug
--Rob Lowe
--Nick Cage
--Matt McBongo
--Dustin Hoffman
--Lots more
by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 21, 2017 1:15 AM |
" Although I've been in the business for 40 years and have known Harvey quite well for over 25 of those years, I honest to god had NO IDEA whatsoever about his abuses..................... "
by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 21, 2017 1:17 AM |
R44
I want to steam her vagina but not for her benefit.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 21, 2017 1:18 AM |
I AM reminiscent of a young Grace Kelly. There, I SAID IT !
by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 21, 2017 1:23 AM |
I can't enough pussy. I just love the ladies !
by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 21, 2017 1:25 AM |
"Everyone wants to buy the $800 vagina beads on my website" - GOOP
by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 21, 2017 1:29 AM |
I had more people at my inauguration than that negro guy
Melania says my dick is huge and she's been with hundreds of guys
I can fire Mueller. Just chop off his head
Jared looks G with a shorter less blond haircut
Lots of guys with hot daughters jerk off thinking about them
Jeff Sessions really does have a tail I bet
If Ronald Reagan had twitter, he'd have been almost as popular as I am
by Anonymous | reply 52 | December 21, 2017 1:29 AM |
"Only women use the casting couch. When all those twinks slept with my friend Bryan Singer, it was because they were genuinely in love with him!" - Sir Ian McKellen
by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 21, 2017 2:34 AM |
Brad Pitt: I'm extremely knowledgeable about architecture and public housing and have innate talent that needs to be tapped. Also, you know I dropped out of college one credit shy of graduation? Because the call of waiting tables, cleaning pools and wearing chicken suits in LA was to loud to resist.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 21, 2017 2:41 AM |
My relationship with the late Paul Walker was platonic
--VD
by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 21, 2017 6:05 AM |
48? Why, I could pass for 38!
Why, oh why didn't I chop another 10 years off the official bio?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | December 21, 2017 9:11 AM |
[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]
by Anonymous | reply 59 | December 21, 2017 9:36 AM |
I aspire to be like Lady Di, a true humanitarian!
... and no I don't do this for publicity or to distract from the fact that I am mentally sick.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | December 21, 2017 9:45 AM |
"I can pass for a twentysomething Bobby Darin, right?" - Kevin Spacey
by Anonymous | reply 61 | December 21, 2017 2:54 PM |
Starving myself will reduce the appearance of my enormous head
by Anonymous | reply 62 | December 25, 2017 6:56 AM |
If we earn enough money, we can BUY necks
by Anonymous | reply 63 | December 25, 2017 6:57 AM |
[quote]Keanu Reeves: I really did have a girlfriend who lost our baby and then died in a one car, car accident.
Not sure if the woman was Keanu's GF, but she was a real person, she used to be Dave Navarro's dead-eyed assistant. This woman actually harassed Dave's fans via emails. If she didn't die in that car crash, eventually someone would have offed her, she was that awful a person.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | December 25, 2017 7:04 AM |
I just haven't found the right lady.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | December 25, 2017 7:45 AM |
Heath's death
Wasn't
My
Fault
by Anonymous | reply 66 | December 25, 2017 7:54 AM |
We have the BEST sex life and she's also my best friend
And Zac and I had to share a trailer during the making of Showman to save on the budget
by Anonymous | reply 67 | December 25, 2017 9:52 AM |
Caitlin Jenner "I'm fucking gorgeous!".
by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 25, 2017 9:55 AM |
[quote]And Zac and I had to share a trailer during the making of Showman to save on the budget
Zac and who?
by Anonymous | reply 69 | December 25, 2017 11:03 AM |
Oh for heaven's sake R69, do keep up. Huge Ackman.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 25, 2017 12:14 PM |
I’m a talented and very funny comic and actor. People can’t enough of my very entertaining movies.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 25, 2017 12:25 PM |
I never beat that woman
by Anonymous | reply 72 | December 25, 2017 12:32 PM |
I told the artist to paint me as he truly sees me.
It was my ex-wife who reminded the artist that I had a history of not paying for things that displease me.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | December 25, 2017 3:10 PM |
'The reports are speculation bordering on fake news': Travolta blasts sexual assault rumors surrounding delayed Gotti movie
by Anonymous | reply 75 | December 29, 2017 5:04 PM |
Michi Likes Sausage!
by Anonymous | reply 76 | December 29, 2017 6:14 PM |
I'm the smartest person in the room.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | December 29, 2017 6:42 PM |
OP Reese doesn't see herself as America's Sweatheart
[quote]And when it comes to that whole "America's Sweetheart" title, the "Legally Blonde" star says she's not exactly "sweet."
[quote]I certainly didn’t self-identify as anyone’s sweetheart. I’m friendly, but I don’t think I’m sweet. I’m honest
by Anonymous | reply 78 | January 13, 2018 11:01 AM |
he and i are strictly platonic 'brothers'....
by Anonymous | reply 79 | January 13, 2018 11:22 AM |
I don't need therapy!!
by Anonymous | reply 80 | January 13, 2018 11:34 AM |
Madonna - "I'm still relevant."
by Anonymous | reply 81 | January 13, 2018 11:35 AM |
Butter makes everything better!
by Anonymous | reply 82 | January 13, 2018 12:12 PM |
Bestest. President. Ever!
by Anonymous | reply 83 | January 13, 2018 12:15 PM |
This will work out GREAT for me!
by Anonymous | reply 84 | January 13, 2018 12:15 PM |
I'm gonna be toats the next POTUS, dude! Dude, check out my biceps!
by Anonymous | reply 85 | January 13, 2018 12:17 PM |
I am soooo cool and hip! Do people say hip? Doesn't matter, me using it makes it hip again!
by Anonymous | reply 86 | January 13, 2018 12:18 PM |
This ride will never end, I'm a Christian now!
by Anonymous | reply 87 | January 13, 2018 12:20 PM |
I [italic]am[/italic] a woman.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | January 13, 2018 12:23 PM |
Even after Game of Thrones people will want to see me in stuff and I don't have to do icky nudity anymore! Bye-bye long shaggy locks and scruffy beard, ... ... oh, hi Rose, was just thinking about you!
by Anonymous | reply 89 | January 13, 2018 12:25 PM |
I'm very intelligent. Very clever. The people love me. I'm a winner. I don't get caught.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | January 13, 2018 12:56 PM |
I'm a stable genius
by Anonymous | reply 91 | January 13, 2018 1:15 PM |
I'm way to busy to star in a film about a super hero. My schedule is like...crazy!
by Anonymous | reply 92 | January 13, 2018 1:48 PM |
I have never used performance enhancing drugs to bulk up
by Anonymous | reply 93 | January 15, 2018 5:52 PM |
[quote]I am a woman. —Caitlyn Jenner
Bitch, please.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | January 15, 2018 6:05 PM |
**Crickets**
by Anonymous | reply 96 | January 15, 2018 7:29 PM |
America loves me and most people believe I'm the average straight guy next door.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | January 15, 2018 7:42 PM |
If Cloris Leachman could have satisfied her husband, then he never would have come to me.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | January 15, 2018 7:51 PM |
What the hell is کریستوفر ?
by Anonymous | reply 99 | January 15, 2018 7:53 PM |
I am not a racist sexist homophobic douchebag and there was no abuse on the set of [italic]Charles in Charge[/italic]. Oh, and I'm not to blame for Erin Moran's death so shut up about that.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | January 15, 2018 7:58 PM |
I am one of iconic blonds just like Marilyn and Princess Di.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | January 15, 2018 8:31 PM |
I am qualified to be President of the United States and my enabling of charlatans will not be an issue if I choose to run for office.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | January 15, 2018 8:36 PM |
I am a natural beauty and I am not too thin at all.
-- Angelina Jolie
by Anonymous | reply 103 | January 15, 2018 9:04 PM |
I'm not a lesbian — you already got Cousin Geri — and there was no animosity between me and that girl who tried to muscle in on my turf. She and the Japanese girl who couldn't fix my Kawasaki already got their own cartoon show anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | January 15, 2018 9:05 PM |
Datalounge will still love me in 10 years!
by Anonymous | reply 107 | January 17, 2018 4:01 AM |
These glasses make me look like an architect.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | January 17, 2018 4:04 AM |
I LOVE junk food!
—-every model ever
by Anonymous | reply 110 | January 17, 2018 4:37 AM |
I am Batman
by Anonymous | reply 111 | January 17, 2018 4:41 AM |
My wife, four kids, Mormon faith, and membership in the GOP will dissuade people from finding out I also like men. And moving my whole family to Spain was just so I could witness the failure of socialism first hand. Honest.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | January 18, 2018 5:36 AM |
I'm not a mentally unstable person. I just play one on TV. Over and over and over again.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | January 18, 2018 3:51 PM |
No one will guess I'm gay if I spend all my time in the gym.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | January 18, 2018 3:55 PM |
I am a good mother.
- Mia Farrow
by Anonymous | reply 116 | January 18, 2018 3:57 PM |
I am a good person
-Woody Allen
by Anonymous | reply 117 | January 18, 2018 4:01 PM |
"I am pretty. I am loved." - Julianna Margulies
by Anonymous | reply 118 | January 18, 2018 4:16 PM |
I didn't molest that little finocchio on my show and I'm not prejudiced against mool—whoops, I mean black people. We can still say "black people," right?
by Anonymous | reply 119 | January 18, 2018 4:33 PM |
I like all races of people and will fight for justice for all !
by Anonymous | reply 120 | January 18, 2018 4:42 PM |
No, I don't want to meet with him because I think it is evident he is racist.
[However, there is a past]
by Anonymous | reply 121 | January 18, 2018 4:45 PM |
I never cussed out my fag Majordomo over those cookies.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | January 18, 2018 4:48 PM |
I love soft feminine women and everyone knows that I am quite the ladies' man
by Anonymous | reply 123 | January 18, 2018 4:49 PM |
R122
Public image aside, I get the feeling that Marlo is a major cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | January 18, 2018 4:51 PM |
There's a cunt face if ever I saw one.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | January 18, 2018 4:52 PM |
My public sees me as a glamorous Mother Theresa like figure who just happens to ooze sex appeal in the name of all things good.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | January 18, 2018 4:53 PM |
I'm not gay, just an extremely good-looking middle-aged white guy with an extensive knowledge of pop culture history, including but not limited to musical theatre.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | January 18, 2018 5:18 PM |
My shit doesn't stink. Really.
Madonna
by Anonymous | reply 128 | January 18, 2018 5:32 PM |
I am not eating my way into an early grave. I can stop binging any time I want.
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