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Gay Guy Orders the GAYEST CAKE Possible From Bakery

Only in Canada

When Chris Farias asked for the "GAYEST cake" his local bakery could make, in celebration of his engagement, he had no idea just how gay a cake could be.

Hamilton's Cake and Loaf Bakery delivered a stunning unicorn cake.

Is it too gay? Or not gay enough?

by Anonymousreply 3812/18/2017

Oh you could go gayer than that. Trust me.

by Anonymousreply 112/15/2017

There should be a condom over the corkscrew cock.

by Anonymousreply 212/15/2017

Bet the unicorn horn is made out of latex.

by Anonymousreply 312/15/2017

I think this one could be gayer

by Anonymousreply 412/15/2017

Why is the red layer so much thicker??? Is it a sign of something? I like that hideous cake but no the piped words on the platter.

by Anonymousreply 512/15/2017

Needs more gay.

by Anonymousreply 612/15/2017

This, minus one egg.

by Anonymousreply 712/15/2017

whats with the dog-do on the top of cake? ROP

by Anonymousreply 812/15/2017

I see a lot of "trans" "queer" and "pansexual" so it really isn't that gay at all

by Anonymousreply 912/15/2017

R9 beat me to it. Did they want a Gay cake or a LGBTQWERTY+++ cake?

by Anonymousreply 1012/15/2017

El Jebbity cakes made here!

by Anonymousreply 1112/15/2017

That's sort of gay, I guess? I think they could have done a lot gayer. Also Lesbian is on there but it's clearly a phallic cake. And they have trans but there's nothing representing a front hole! Le scandal!

by Anonymousreply 1212/15/2017

The unicorn is a big trans symbol.

by Anonymousreply 1312/15/2017

Is the top layer of the cake in OP's supposed to resemble a big dump of shit on the rainbow bottom? Is this a passive-aggressive "Fuck You" from the baker?

I'm still offended.

by Anonymousreply 1412/15/2017

It is sad that the stupid and the non-gay have completely taken over everything to do with "gay" in the media

by Anonymousreply 1512/15/2017

This is the gayest, hands down.

by Anonymousreply 1612/15/2017

R16 That is not only the gayest, but also the grossest cake.

by Anonymousreply 1712/15/2017

Was that from Danny Pintauro's 40th birthday party?

by Anonymousreply 1812/15/2017

What IS the original connection of unicorns to being gay? Gay as a unicorn?

by Anonymousreply 1912/15/2017

It could be much, much gayer!

by Anonymousreply 2012/15/2017

Where's the button for "appropriate amount of gay"?

by Anonymousreply 2112/15/2017

The horn, R19.

by Anonymousreply 2212/15/2017

They were really going for "inclusive" with this one.

I would be more specific.

by Anonymousreply 2312/15/2017


by Anonymousreply 2412/15/2017

Where are the spun sugar caftans?

by Anonymousreply 2512/15/2017

This thread is everything.

Also, why is one of the options not "just gay enough" in the poll?

by Anonymousreply 2612/15/2017

I love the cake!! It's actually gorgeously done

by Anonymousreply 2712/15/2017

I can't believe the Baker didn't interview the cake recipients, to gauge their morality and allegiance to The Lord.

Or at least do a background check.

If you bake cakes for sinners- you're as guilty as they are.

by Anonymousreply 2812/15/2017

Sprinkles. Where are the sprinkles? It needs faerie sprinkles to be tres gay.

by Anonymousreply 2912/15/2017

I thought he chose a unicorn because it looked phallic but not pornographic.

by Anonymousreply 3012/15/2017

Forget about Nell, what happened to [bold]MY[/bold] piece of the cake?

by Anonymousreply 3112/15/2017

Here's a cake for R29

by Anonymousreply 3212/15/2017

It needs a tiny little Tom of Finland biker riding up that unicorn helix.

by Anonymousreply 3312/15/2017

something like this?

by Anonymousreply 3412/15/2017

or this

by Anonymousreply 3512/15/2017

DAMN r32 that looks good

by Anonymousreply 3612/15/2017

Looks like a giant poop in the middle.

by Anonymousreply 3712/15/2017

The baker responds by saying

The co-owner of Cake & Loaf bakery, Nicole Miller, said they are happy "to bring this sort of attention to Canada, and Hamilton, because we are proud to be an inclusive and loving community."

The mission to make the cake rang especially true with Pallister, whose mother married another woman two years ago.

"I have two moms, so this (issue) is close to me, that somewhere in the world someone was denied a cake because of who they were in love with."

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