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My Nephew is getting Married

He turned gay when he was in college, so nobody is surprised that the fiancé is another man.

The problem is that we are strict Catholics. The wedding will be held in an Episcopalian church with a woman priestess!

My twin brother (father of the groom) is supportive of his son and insists that all sibs and cousins be present for the ceremony. As I am the only other gay in the family, relatives are imploring me for guidance.

My husbear is a "gay rights" type. We are hosing the reception in our historic Victorian mansion. It will give a needed not of TRADITION to a modern ceremony.

How can I navigate these stormy seas?

by Anonymousreply 5412/08/2017

Who’ll catch the bouquet?

by Anonymousreply 112/07/2017

1) Start with spellcheck on all wedding-related correspondence.

by Anonymousreply 212/07/2017

What exactly is the problem OP? Where is the storm? It is a wedding. You attend the wedding, give your blessing and enjoy the reception. Your brother has the problem of expecting sibs and cousins to show up for the wedding.

by Anonymousreply 312/07/2017

Are there bridesmaids in gay (male) weddings? I always wondered that.

by Anonymousreply 412/07/2017

start with learning how to write comprehensible english

by Anonymousreply 512/07/2017

[quote]a woman priestess!

by Anonymousreply 612/07/2017

Did someone expect a Catholic Church to bless a gay marriage? How are you possibly a “strict Catholic” when you’re married to a man, OP?

What the hell is a “gay rights type?” Every gay person that I know could be called that. Are you against “gay rights” OP?

What the fuck is the point of this trolling?

by Anonymousreply 712/07/2017

[quote] He turned gay the moment he was conceived and came out when he was in college

Fixed.

by Anonymousreply 812/07/2017

[quote] Are there bridesmaids in gay (male) weddings? I always wondered that.

There's no bride, why would there be a need for any? I guess each groom would have a best man.

by Anonymousreply 912/07/2017

[quote] Did someone expect a Catholic Church to bless a gay marriage?

No, but the Jews will do it instead.

by Anonymousreply 1012/07/2017

[QUOTE] woman priestess

I have visions of white robed vestal virgins officiating at this wedding and offering incense to Apollo.

by Anonymousreply 1112/07/2017

If you pay enough, the Catholic Church will give anyone an annulment. I suspect if the price is right, the Catholic Church will do whatever you want including a gay marriage.

by Anonymousreply 1212/07/2017

some of these comments are less than helpful

by Anonymousreply 1312/07/2017

They are "imploring you for guidance"? Have these people never been to a wedding before (or really any social event). You are an idiot and come from a clan of idiots.

by Anonymousreply 1412/07/2017

0/10. Idiotic premise.

by Anonymousreply 1512/07/2017

I hyperventilated at "priestess" but passed out when Miss OP said she'd hose the reception.

CAN I GET AN INVITATION to this shitfest, please?

by Anonymousreply 1612/07/2017

OP - Will it be an indoor or outdoor wedding?

by Anonymousreply 1712/07/2017

Is your Victorian home authentically restored? That is the expectation for an historic Victorian mansion.

by Anonymousreply 1812/07/2017

Another NEPHEW story. The nephew troll is back. Boring.

by Anonymousreply 1912/07/2017

Some wedding tips for your nephew.

by Anonymousreply 2012/07/2017

Will one or perhaps both of them wear white for the nuptials? Have the remained chaste prior to marriage? If not, that may explain why they're not getting married in the catholic church.

by Anonymousreply 2112/07/2017

He'll really make an entrance with this.......

by Anonymousreply 2212/07/2017

Instead of bridesmaids maybe the guys are having Grooms-hags at the ceremony?

Will there be the ceremonial removal and throwing of the jockstrap at the reception?

by Anonymousreply 2312/07/2017

You should buy one of these and loan it to him for the wedding. It's something new, borrowed, and blue! And since it's coming from you, it ticks the "something old" box as well. How versatile!

by Anonymousreply 2412/07/2017

[quote]We are hosing the reception

Kinky!

by Anonymousreply 2512/07/2017

"He turned gay in college" - problem statement #1.

by Anonymousreply 2612/07/2017

R11 Apollo

by Anonymousreply 2712/07/2017

A rightwing “Christian”trolling -2/10

by Anonymousreply 2812/07/2017

I really need better advice...

by Anonymousreply 2912/08/2017

God this OP/troll has done this too many times. “Let’s make a story that will have all the DL cliches!. It’ll be huge!!”

by Anonymousreply 3012/08/2017

r30 you are the troll

by Anonymousreply 3112/08/2017

[quote]How can I navigate these stormy seas?

Sink the ship.

by Anonymousreply 3212/08/2017

Is this very basic bitch the "Nephew" troll?

by Anonymousreply 3312/08/2017

Did he take a special course to turn gay?

by Anonymousreply 3412/08/2017

[quote]Is this very basic bitch the "Nephew" troll?

Of course! Come on, the "husbear" is an obvious tell.

by Anonymousreply 3512/08/2017

..."historic Victorian mansion"....bless your heart! Can you imagine the fussy decor this flyover queen has in this house? Dreadful confections of velvet and brocade, Lots and lots of maroon. Garish golden oak!

by Anonymousreply 3612/08/2017

Do they present hole at Episcopal gay weddings?

by Anonymousreply 3712/08/2017

Send all the antimacassars to the dry cleaners first.

Make sure the caterers will be using your Grand Baroque silver and Royal Doulton china. You don't want any mid-century modern Fiestaware at this event. You may need to add leaves to the sideboard.

Since you will have a house full of young people, you may need to to replace the curios in the china cabinet with books (don't worry, they won't touch them).

Given the informal nature of most episcopalian weddings, leave the formal things for inside. Outside, some paper Chinese lanterns and folding chairs will be sufficient. Hell, they probably will have a dj instead of live music, so prep the neighbors or somebody may call the police on your reception! You will be sued if anyone gets drunk and has a wreck so may I suggest two free drinks and a cash bar? Your husbear can check id's and chuck out the drunks.

by Anonymousreply 3812/08/2017

Alternatively, you can lock up the drunks in the basement until morning.

by Anonymousreply 3912/08/2017

Also, lights in the trees. It's cheap and "magical" to young people.

by Anonymousreply 4012/08/2017

Potpourri in all the comfort stations, please.

by Anonymousreply 4112/08/2017

If your Victorian is not well provided with these, you may need to rent a couple portajohns for the yard. Not near the bougainvillea, please.

by Anonymousreply 4212/08/2017

Check the weight restrictions on the deck or verandah. Some church ladies may tip the scales.

by Anonymousreply 4312/08/2017

Ask all the guests to bring a passing dish.

by Anonymousreply 4412/08/2017

[quote]Did he take a special course to turn gay?

Yes. Music 104: Broadway Musicals of the 1940s

by Anonymousreply 4512/08/2017

bump

by Anonymousreply 4612/08/2017

r46=Moron

by Anonymousreply 4712/08/2017

R47 = morn x 2

by Anonymousreply 4812/08/2017

moron

by Anonymousreply 4912/08/2017

morone

by Anonymousreply 5012/08/2017

morones

by Anonymousreply 5112/08/2017

yes, please

by Anonymousreply 5212/08/2017

This seems a bit off.

Turned gay? strike one

Gay rights type? strike two

Priestess You are OUT.

by Anonymousreply 5312/08/2017

not BILL T

by Anonymousreply 5412/08/2017
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