Serving up this steaming pile of
Celebrity Gossip
Gay Politics
Gay News
and Pointless Bitchery
Since 1995

Tina Louise: Alien Life Form

Can someone explain to me how actresses go out in public looking like this? You read about burn victims cowering in their houses because of self-consciousness about their injuries, and that's just a fear of going round the corner to the grocery story. So HOW can an actress go to a highly publicized public event -- like this?

by Anonymousreply 6112/07/2017

grocery STORE of course

by Anonymousreply 112/07/2017

Miss "Don't You Know Who I Am" Louise...poor thing. Her ship sailed ages ago...

by Anonymousreply 212/07/2017

You give the snotty bitch too much credit. She wouldn't even reunite with us for friggin' [italic]ALF[/italic].

by Anonymousreply 312/07/2017

She can just walk right onset for the latest Star Trek and play a Gilliganian, a race of intergalactic castaways....

by Anonymousreply 412/07/2017

Grandma, is that you?

by Anonymousreply 512/07/2017

But I did for Roseanne, Dawn, you cunt.

by Anonymousreply 612/07/2017

I don't see a problem

by Anonymousreply 712/07/2017

[quote] Her ship sailed ages ago...

For a three hour cruise. A three hour cruise.

by Anonymousreply 812/07/2017

She looks marvelous.

by Anonymousreply 912/07/2017

Ah don thee a pwobwem eiddah

by Anonymousreply 1012/07/2017

I think Joan's use of mortician's wax for a foundation is rather innovative r7.

by Anonymousreply 1112/07/2017

Get a life OP- pic catching an old woman not in the best pose. Can't wait for you to be as old as she is and have clueless idiots snapping at your heels. Hopefully you will be so obscure that no one will and you will be safe from the cruelty.

by Anonymousreply 1212/07/2017

R10, are you Nell?

by Anonymousreply 1312/07/2017

[italic]Pro-tip:[/italic] Drags and trannies have the best silicone hookups!

by Anonymousreply 1412/07/2017

I bet that her pussy stinks.

by Anonymousreply 1512/07/2017

OP - Thank you for taking time out of a busy day on the Milan catwalks to share with your fellow DLers your sheer disgust at an 83 year-old woman leaving home looking like an 83 year old-woman. You're beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 1612/07/2017

Unfortunately, R16, she doesn't look like a normal, 83 year old woman. She looks just like what she is: some idiot who has OD'd on bad plastic surgery. I know quite a few women in their 80's and 90's and they look a hell of a lot better than this unnatural freak.

by Anonymousreply 1712/07/2017

I think when you go from being a 10 like Tina was on the looks scale you’re bound to be more vain and plastic surgery bound over you’re looks. Must be a bitch going from perfection to old age. Sure she’s used to having her ass kissed and it’s hard to let that go. So she fucks up her face because she thinks she looks better.

by Anonymousreply 1812/07/2017

Yes I can appreciate that R17 I just think if she hadn't had any work done at all the same thread would be here. I am not being too serious- I have no idea at all what went on in Joan Van Ark's head when she did that to herself.

by Anonymousreply 1912/07/2017

This give me an idea for a sequel. Assuming I'll still have a career next year.

by Anonymousreply 2012/07/2017

C'mon folks, plastic surgery aside, the makeup jobs on their mugs is atrocious! They wouldn't look half bad if they'd just be objective about what they had to work with at this point in their lives and exentuate a less Kabuki style.

by Anonymousreply 2112/07/2017

^ accentuate

by Anonymousreply 2212/07/2017

She looks freaky!!! Scary.

by Anonymousreply 2312/07/2017

Now you know why I say to cover the fuck up, you hoochie!

by Anonymousreply 2412/07/2017

83,83,83,83 ! It bears repeating.

by Anonymousreply 2512/07/2017

I can cut her some slack in the looks department but what's going on with her ears?

It's like she has 2 different ear lobes now on each side. I've never seen anything quite like it in my life!

What's the cause of that?

by Anonymousreply 2612/07/2017

Yeah - R21 is on the money. There’s heaps of little old ladies who are wizened up - with or without surgery! - and they don’t look that different to Tina - with the exception being they’re not in full, over the top makeup and going out to go red carpet events, trying to look thirty or forty years younger. If you stripped Tina of her war paint and put her in a housecoat with a walker - she’d look like any other eighty-something in God’s waiting room.

by Anonymousreply 2712/07/2017

She’s old.

Has to be her 80s at least.

My father worked for her mother years ago and said the mother was a horrible person.

Mom had a big glamorous painting of herself in the living room.

by Anonymousreply 2812/07/2017

Will do, R12!

You're welcome, R16!

by Anonymousreply 2912/07/2017

She was born in 1934.

I used to think that she resembled Suzy Parker, but no.

by Anonymousreply 3012/07/2017

Turtleneck, she needs to go with turtlenecks.

by Anonymousreply 3112/07/2017

[quote]This give me an idea for a sequel. Assuming I'll still have a career next year. —Steven Spielberg

If I do this, I will only do one take of the "penis breath" line.

by Anonymousreply 3212/07/2017

She needs to go with a full body bag.

by Anonymousreply 3312/07/2017

So what r28?

by Anonymousreply 3412/07/2017

She should have just let herself get old. It's not like Scary Mutant Tina got so many more roles than Old Tina would have.

by Anonymousreply 3512/07/2017

Isn’t Halloween over?

by Anonymousreply 3612/07/2017

When Tina is around, EVERY day is Halloween!

by Anonymousreply 3712/07/2017

Omg R34! That portrait of Joan! By the ‘Big Eyes’ person?? (Or just in the style of it...?)

by Anonymousreply 3812/07/2017

Yes, r38, that actually WAS painted by Margaret Keane. It's kitsch squared.

by Anonymousreply 3912/07/2017

I sat next to her at a Broadway play a few years ago and she is even more difficult to look at in person. Her skin is burnt sienna, looks like severe jaundice but is likely makeup, crepey skin stretched over bones, couldn't have weighed more than 80 lbs.

by Anonymousreply 4012/07/2017

The worst part, r40, is when her face splits open and a long tongue with teeth on the end of it snakes out, looking for infants to drain.

by Anonymousreply 4112/07/2017

She’s a bitch.

by Anonymousreply 4212/07/2017

Isn't that picture from several years back? Is there anything more recent?

by Anonymousreply 4312/07/2017

That pic is 3 or 4 years old -- she's gotten her plastic surgery fixed some since then. This is her a couple months ago. Eyes are still wonky but the cheeks seem better and the makeup is vastly improved.

by Anonymousreply 4412/07/2017

So sad when these talentless old broads still try to look 25.

by Anonymousreply 4512/07/2017

She's got permanent Spock face.

by Anonymousreply 4612/07/2017

What the fuck did she do to her face? Yikes!!

by Anonymousreply 4712/07/2017

I've heard for years she's kind of uptight and nasty, but I spotted her in an L.A. shoe store I was browsing in a few years ago, and plopped down next to her on the bench. I told her how it was nice to meet her, and she was polite. Granted, you should never feel you have insight into a star just because they treat fans nicely in public...(that's just basic PR for them)...but given what I'd heard, I was prepared for her to be at least chilly. And she was fine. Actually, a bit flattered and warm.

by Anonymousreply 4812/07/2017

She needs to be hydrated under pressure in a sealed barrel for at least 24 hours. Her pussy must be dried shut.

by Anonymousreply 4912/07/2017

She’s 83. I think she looks pretty good. A little pulled , but so what? At least she’s not all bloated and puffed out like a marshmallow face.

by Anonymousreply 5012/07/2017

Pic in R44 is not too bad but the lower eye liner needs to go! Rule #1 for aging wimen is no lower eye liner. If its true that her mother was a bitch with a huge painting of herself in the living room, then poor Tina grew up with a mother that was competing with her instead of nurturing her. I feel sorry for her and wish her well.

by Anonymousreply 5112/07/2017

Maybe going with a decent hairstyle and something besides the clown red color would be more attractive. Even a nice wig.

by Anonymousreply 5212/07/2017

She would look wonderful if she weren't trying to wear young girl hair (same with Van Ark). After a certain amount of wrinkles, the ocasional eye-job and face lift, even outside the lip make up, will look good- IF complemented by a mature, strong, lady like hair frame. Not this trying to be Jennifer Aniston shit, that even Aniston herself can no longer pull off.

by Anonymousreply 5312/07/2017

I agree that it must be really difficult to age after becoming known for beauty and sexiness. Tina Louise had both, and I think she also had talent. She was surprisingly compelling in The Stepford Wives.

She turns 84 in February. I'm just happy to see that she's ambulatory.

And I have a soft spot in my heart for Ginger.

by Anonymousreply 5412/07/2017
by Anonymousreply 5512/07/2017

She should be wearing her old wigs from Gilligan's Island.

by Anonymousreply 5612/07/2017
by Anonymousreply 5712/07/2017

she's 80+ you shallow shady ignorant queen!

by Anonymousreply 5812/07/2017

Ignorant? How dare you!

by Anonymousreply 5912/07/2017

She should really try wearing a high ponytail, they're adorbs!

by Anonymousreply 6012/07/2017

Jane, keep showing these miserable bitches how to do old. You've been fried, dyed and tied to the side to the Nth degree and yet you look completely fabulous, not like the crypt keeper Tina Louise.

by Anonymousreply 6112/07/2017
Need more help? Click Here.

Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Don't you just LOVE clicking on these things on every single site you visit? I know we do! You can thank the EU parliament for making everyone in the world click on these pointless things while changing absolutely nothing. If you are interested you can take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT and we'll set a dreaded cookie to make it go away. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.


Follow theDL catch up on what you missed

recent threads by topic delivered to your email

Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!