But I love it sooo much. I only drink it for a month or two out of the year. Should I choose eggnog over sex with my boyfriend?
Eggnog Causes Me Terrible Flatulence and I Can’t Bottom When I Drink It
|by Anonymous||reply 83||12/30/2017|
Have you tried a Dutch Oven?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||12/06/2017|
Eggnog is gross. Like drinking sludge.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||12/06/2017|
Lactose intolerance? Try this...
|by Anonymous||reply 3||12/06/2017|
Try SoDelicious eggnog. I used to love real eggnog but I think SoDelicious is waaay better and it’s coconut milk instead of cows milk. You’d never know though, it doesn’t taste like coconut at all and is super rich and thick. Can find it in many(most?) grocery stores these days.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||12/06/2017|
I tried that stuff. I even have a digestive enzyme supplement that includes lactase, and still I get the toots out my caboose.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||12/06/2017|
So delish this time of year. I'd give up taking it up the shit shute for some nice thick cream. Besides, I'm sure your top is tired of you.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||12/06/2017|
[quote]and is super rich and thick
Gross! That's the worst part of eggnog.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||12/06/2017|
Rick and thick and creamy and sugary. And yellow. Yummy yummy yum.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||12/06/2017|
I drank me an entire carton a few days ago. Jealous, bitches?
|by Anonymous||reply 9||12/06/2017|
|by Anonymous||reply 10||12/06/2017|
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! I'm taking the whole family to Maui!
|by Anonymous||reply 11||12/06/2017|
Eggnog is some nasty shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||12/06/2017|
OP, if you douche with warm eggnog it will serve as a homeopathic balance for the rest of your dietary tract and you won't fart as much.
And if you make sure to have rum or brandy or whisky or whiskey in it, you'll also clean out some of those parasites you've been harboring. Those poor things are the canaries in the colon mine when your noxiousness is rumbling through. Put them out of their misery.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||12/06/2017|
You sound like a whore. Egg nog!???
|by Anonymous||reply 14||12/06/2017|
Yes, nothing signals "whore" like egg nog.
Poor thing, r14.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||12/06/2017|
I think they make non-dairy egg nog from almond milk, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||12/06/2017|
[quote] Yes, nothing signals "whore" like egg nog.
Except dressing like one.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||12/06/2017|
Trader Joe's has an Egg Nog Liquor. It's not creamy but it tastes just like real egg nog. Maybe that will spare your spouse.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||12/06/2017|
Repulsive. What cunt would drink almond-milk egg nog?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||12/06/2017|
Someone who doesn't want to have a gunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||12/06/2017|
That's what tape worms are for, r20.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||12/06/2017|
I agree with R3, you're probably lactose intolerant and taking a Lactaid supplement before drinking the eggnog will probably prevent your problems. The CVS generic is cheaper and just as effective.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||12/06/2017|
I don’t like anything “generic.”
|by Anonymous||reply 23||12/06/2017|
Except dick, right, r23?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||12/06/2017|
[quote] I don’t like anything “generic.”
Other than the white guys in Jockey shorts you jerk off to.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||12/06/2017|
[quote] Yes, nothing signals "whore" like egg nog.
[quote] Except dressing like one.
How do you dress like an egg nog?
|by Anonymous||reply 26||12/06/2017|
Then buy the brand name, r23, Lactaid. It totally works for lactose intolerance, if that is your problem.
I've had a few unsatisfactory experiences with generics but most of the time they are just as good. I always give them a try and if they don't work as well, which is rare, then I do stick with the brand name.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||12/06/2017|
I've seen your boyfriend. Choose the eggnog.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||12/06/2017|
R26 In beige sprinkled with nutmeg.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||12/06/2017|
You can't bottom when you drink eggnog? Who could?
Drinking eggnog while bottoming isn't going to work for you or your top, OP. Obviously.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||12/06/2017|
OP you are a gross pig. boyfriend my ass you ibs slutface.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||12/06/2017|
r31, on his fifth glass.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||12/06/2017|
When bottoming, one drinks mulled whine.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||12/06/2017|
The proper way to imbibe egg nog is chugging right from the carton.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||12/06/2017|
One can drink anything one wants, R33, but if one does it while one is bottoming, it's going to be messy.
And whatever you do, nothing carbonated. That's just going to cause problems.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||12/06/2017|
R31 here. Nog me.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||12/06/2017|
Real egg nog with raw egg yolks and bourbon is great.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||12/06/2017|
r3 got it right
|by Anonymous||reply 38||12/06/2017|
R3 was close but Lactaid makes actual eggnog. It should be even better than the pills for a lactose-intolerant individual.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||12/06/2017|
Do you really have to drink eggnog within a week of opening it?
|by Anonymous||reply 40||12/06/2017|
OP, if you don't offer up your ass to your top, he will get hole from someone else.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||12/06/2017|
So much for decking the halls!
|by Anonymous||reply 42||12/06/2017|
Shitting the halls, more like.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||12/06/2017|
You drink eggnog two months out of the year, OP? I can barely handle half a cup on Christmas Eve.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||12/06/2017|
Egg nog haters gotta hate. What do YOU wash down your PrEP with, r44? Vodka?
|by Anonymous||reply 45||12/06/2017|
"I never waste primo vodka washing down my PrEP. That's why God made gin, honey."
|by Anonymous||reply 46||12/06/2017|
Drink more eggnog and practice. Soon you'll be tooting "Jingle Bells" out your rear and you'll be the hit of the party.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||12/06/2017|
Vodka is for whores. A gin egg nog spritzer--now that's wishing you a Merry Christmas.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||12/06/2017|
Real egg nog makes my poop soft, fluffy, and yellow.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||12/06/2017|
We make the very best Eggnog.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||12/06/2017|
JohnBoy could never properly bottom at Xmas. He had to wait until Valentine's.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||12/06/2017|
R40 You can freeze it.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||12/06/2017|
Frozen egg nog. That's living.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||12/06/2017|
Have an eggnog, Mr. Goldstone!
|by Anonymous||reply 54||12/06/2017|
Use your other fun hole, Miss OP!
|by Anonymous||reply 55||12/06/2017|
Give up bottoming for the holidays. Drink away. By the way, egg nog is fattening and full of cholesterol.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||12/06/2017|
News Flash, from cunt r56.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||12/06/2017|
Thoroughly lace your eggnog with good bourbon (or Southern Comfort if you're sharing with your neighbors in the trailer park).
|by Anonymous||reply 58||12/06/2017|
Shove it up your ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||12/06/2017|
I'm making these egg nog cupcakes for a party this weekend.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||12/06/2017|
OP you sound like a whiny little lactose intolerant bitch. Drink a non-dairy egg nog or nothing at all. We're not meant to drink milk after we are weaned. The non dairy ones are really good. The thing about egg nog that makes it delicious is the spices/flavoring in it... All you anti vegan fucks can go fuck yourselves too..
|by Anonymous||reply 61||12/06/2017|
[QUOTE]OP you sound like a whiny little lactose intolerant bitch.
That’s exactly what I am.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||12/07/2017|
Easy solution here is to switch roles with your boyfriend during the egg nog months.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||12/07/2017|
Or enjoy your eggnog, continue to bottom, and film the ensuing hilarity for the amusement of your fellow Dataloungers.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||12/07/2017|
OP, if life hands you eggnog - make fart porn.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||12/07/2017|
Try a hi powered supplement lke MRM IC, there is enough probiotic and enzyme in there to flatten out the biggest gas bubbles. Take it regularly, and well in advance of sex. Not the night of!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||12/07/2017|
I hate bottoms who fart when I'm fucking them. Loose hole hos
|by Anonymous||reply 67||12/07/2017|
So many "loose holes"? Or just one angry little needle dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||12/07/2017|
[quote]Should I choose eggnog over sex with my boyfriend?
Please include said boyfriend in this decision.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||12/07/2017|
[quote] So many "loose holes"? Or just one angry little needle dick.
A bit of both. Haven't met a hole lately that wasn't on the loose side. But then admittedly I'm not very girthy.
I should add that I do like a somewhat loose fit. .
|by Anonymous||reply 70||12/07/2017|
70 posts filled with people bitching about one another and egg nog.
Happy Holidays, Datalounge Style.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||12/08/2017|
I can't believe what DL has become .............
|by Anonymous||reply 72||12/08/2017|
Egg Nog is gross.
Though I am also lactose intolerant, so can't handle it anyway.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||12/08/2017|
Take a Lactaid and a Beano and you'll be fine.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||12/08/2017|
As far as BO goes, only asians don't smell. Indians whites Latinos blacks all smell very strong.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||12/08/2017|
Sorry wrong thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||12/08/2017|
Those look delicious, R60.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||12/08/2017|
That fucking Lactaid eggnog is so good. I just downed a carton of it like it was a bottle of spring water.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||12/12/2017|
[quote] I Can’t Bottom When I Drink It
Well who can? You'd spill it all over the sheets!
|by Anonymous||reply 79||12/12/2017|
Coconut milk egg nog. creamy, rich, delicious and just as fattening as regular dairy, but the fat is easily digested. you won't taste the difference.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||12/30/2017|
Dear Lord in Heaven!
|by Anonymous||reply 81||12/30/2017|
[quote]Or enjoy your eggnog, continue to bottom, and film the ensuing hilarity for the amusement of your fellow Dataloungers.
America's Shittiest Home Videos
|by Anonymous||reply 82||12/30/2017|
This is the best time of year because : EGGNOG ON CEREAL EVERY MORNING FOR SIX WEEKS!
|by Anonymous||reply 83||12/30/2017|