I just saw a HOT (seriously!) strapping young guy on the news. They were doing a story on the "tent city" area, and he was interviewed, talking about how it's so hard to get and stay warm, especially in the mornings. He's blond, appears to be in his very early 20s, and very well built. Should I go look for him and offer him a warm home for the winter season? Do you think he'd give it up for some eggnog and an electric blanket? My hole is thrumming as a I type.
Homo for the Holidays?
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 51||12/08/2017|
Assuming you're not a troll seeking attention, what makes you think he's gay?
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 1||12/06/2017|
Gay? Who said anything about him being gay? He's homeless. I'm horny and in the Christmas spirit.
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 2||12/06/2017|
If he's not gay, that is a great way to get bashed or stabbed.
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 3||12/06/2017|
Please do. Tell us what city you're in and we can play Guess Which Obituary is Yours.
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 4||12/06/2017|
Aw, you're all a bunch of negative nellies. Booo! He seemed sweet, and cold, and sad, like a lost (and possibly hung) puppy.
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 5||12/06/2017|
Gurl bye. We'll see you on the next season of the First 48, "Killed By Rough Trade" special.
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 6||12/06/2017|
Don't come here with your non-illustrated jerk off fantasies.
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 7||12/06/2017|
Is that your way of saying this thread is useless without pictures, R7?
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 8||12/06/2017|
Do you know if he's into men his grandad's age?
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 9||12/06/2017|
I hope you wear your most fetching caftan for him.
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 10||12/06/2017|
Is this him, OP?'
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 11||12/06/2017|
Beware of tree-fuckers in homeless camps.
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 12||12/06/2017|
Are you in Atlanta by some chance? I saw the most amazing blonde guy holding up a HOMELESS sign by a freeway exit (not really an every day sight here) circa Thanksgiving day. I wonder if this is a coincidence or not. A group of homeless live by a river/creek down the street from me and tend to be harmless since so well known. But had never seen this one and he was a cutie. Not sure how he smelled but he looked amazing.
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 13||12/06/2017|
Maybe you can give him a makeover for Christmas!
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 14||12/06/2017|
The now hipster homeless guy after his makeover. A hobo George Michaels!
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 15||12/06/2017|
If he's uncut, you'll have a great amuse bouche for your holiday soirée.
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 16||12/06/2017|
The homeless feeding the hungry & thirsty. Sounds like a Hallmark Classic to me!
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 17||12/06/2017|
R13, he's in the Las Cruces (I know, I know; I'm in the area on business). I bet he's not from around here, and I'd love to fly him back home to LA for the winter (I commute from my other home in NY often) and would love to have him as a house guest. He's that stunning.
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 18||12/06/2017|
Thanks. I*m hoping MY adorable Homeless guy is one of those they catch returning to his nice apartment, all of it a ruse. A trust fund baby pretending to live on the street. My kind of hustler. And so damn cute. Too good of a haircut to be homeless too, if you ask me.
If I see him again, I'll take a discrete photo...
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 19||12/06/2017|
Spelling as sorry as your JO fantasies.
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 20||12/06/2017|
this is too funny
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 21||12/06/2017|
Why stop at flying him to your home in LA? Why don't you jet off with Mr. Hobo to Hawaii - there are many "un-housed" now camping out all over Honolulu. He might feel more comfortable in that milieu.
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 22||12/06/2017|
Plenty of hot humpy well built young blond men are looking to spend time with an old queen. I know.
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 23||12/06/2017|
Fuck you, cunt at R20. Spelled right enough for you? (For the record, it's probably "J.O.", fyi).
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 24||12/06/2017|
Takes one to know one, honey.
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 25||12/06/2017|
wow, the wit...
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 26||12/06/2017|
Atlanta hottie sounds nice! Invite him over for cookies and endless hot toddies, R19. And please DO post a photo! ;-)
Hawaii is too warm, R22. My idea is to keep the poor (sexy) boy warm by heating up his (presumably) girthy log.
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 27||12/06/2017|
Instead of eating at home, OP, why not just have some quick takeout? It'll satisfy your hunger just as easily, and no cleanup afterwards.
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 28||12/06/2017|
Of course, if he looks anything like this, I too would be willing to make an exception. Heh
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 29||12/06/2017|
Ia this him at the 40 sec mark?
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 30||12/06/2017|
Starting again. Is this him @ 0.40?
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 31||12/06/2017|
YES! Bless you, R31! Thanks to your inspired web sleuthing, I even have his name now. Now I can find my beautiful (and soon to be warm and cozy) Matthew Shed and whisk him back home with me. You're a brilliant Santa's Little Helper! *MUUUUUAHHH!* I wish you many hot and heavy yule logs this Xmas!
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 32||12/06/2017|
Let's hope he has a big dick, because he's a double-bagger.
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 33||12/06/2017|
Okay, he's very cute. Keep him nice and warm, OP
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 34||12/07/2017|
While Momma hankers for hot cagemeat, Momma’s friend Auntie yearns for some sweet streetmeat! This drifter has Auntie’s mussy frothier than a freshly salted slug!
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 35||12/07/2017|
Oh he is cute indeed. AND looks a lot like my Atlanta one -- whom I fear is a crackhead since that seems to be growing around here. Or are these early 20s homeless part of that other drug epidemic we keep hearing about? Either way... be careful.
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 36||12/07/2017|
[quote]I*m hoping MY adorable Homeless guy is one of those they catch returning to his nice apartment, all of it a ruse. A trust fund baby pretending to live on the street. My kind of hustler. And so damn cute. Too good of a haircut to be homeless too, if you ask me.
Was Veronica Lake with him?
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 37||12/08/2017|
It's snowing here today. I hope he and his haircut are okay (I'm really hoping he isn't actually homeless but just hitting up the naive for money).
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 38||12/08/2017|
Maybe a few of us could pitch in and buy a nice house with pool, sauna, etc, for these hot homeless guys, kind of like the infamous Frat Pad house. We adoptive daddies could visit them and tend to their needs (and vice versa), and they in turn could crank out hot internet shows to fund the utilities and upkeep. Then we could all get together as a big family to celebrate the holidays, birthdays, and so on. We could help them get educated, find a job, and pay it forward with a new crop of fresh faces, bubble butts, and big dicks. We would be doing the world a service, really. I read in another thread that Abe of Sean Cody fame is homeless nowadays, so one of us in his area could maybe help rescue him.
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 39||12/08/2017|
R38, maybe start with something small, like offering him a cozy blanket, or a warm coat with a hood on it. Maybe bring him a good cup of coffee or hot chocolate. Then strike up a friendly conversation, just to see how receptive he is and whether you get a good vibe from him. Start from there. You never know.
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 40||12/08/2017|
Sorry, Darfur Orphan, but Datalounge can no longer send you money, because our charitable donations are now going toward the homeless shelter described in R39.
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 41||12/08/2017|
Aaaah, Matt just became a father recently...
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 42||12/08/2017|
Here's his baby - can the baby go with you, too, OP - you can help Matt change the nappies!
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 43||12/08/2017|
Heroin. He may do what you want for money, but make no mistake about it. A young blond white guy is not homeless for nothing.
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 44||12/08/2017|
i love my son lukis and my baby girls ellexis, and lillah
Bonus: he is very fertile!
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 45||12/08/2017|
Drug addicts steal and lie. They have to.
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 46||12/08/2017|
What about one of those dirty, natted up hair, dog carrying, traveling Montreal street boys. They can be hot.
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 47||12/08/2017|
Yeah, I will start up a conversation for sure if I see him again and in the right conditions -- but I will have major Drug-dar on. Might not be heroin but sure as shit could be meth in the corridor of the city where I live. Somehow my car has always been left alone (nice bright parking lot) but don't ask me how. They are everywhere, like "Walking Dead". And, yes, mostly white.
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 48||12/08/2017|
My take on Black people. Either cray cray or highly creative. Sometimes both. Sometimes one because of the other. Terrible? Anyway she's both.
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 49||12/08/2017|
That guy is fug
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 50||12/08/2017|
You still want him in spite of all that spawn, OP? What a kind and giving heart you must have. You could warm him up just from an enema full of your Christmas spirit.
|by Ho Ho Mo!||reply 51||12/08/2017|