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Soccer player under fire after placing genitals inside championship trophy

Lillestrom defender Aleksander Melgalvis Andreassen has been criticised after placing his genitals inside the Norwegian Cup.

There was cause for celebration for Lillestrom on Sunday after they beat Sarpsborg 3-2 to win the cup for the first time in 10 years, capturing it for the sixth time.

But 28-year-old Andreassen put a dampener on the party when he decided to strip naked at the trophy parade on Monday evening.

by Anonymousreply 3312/07/2017

Coulda been worse, he could have sat on it.

by Anonymousreply 112/06/2017

LMFAO this bothers them? Stories of what has been done at and to the Stanley Cup are legendary. Body fluids galore. Now, they have a "Keeper of the Cup" who goes everywhere with it, so it's toned down. Officially, they aren't allowed to take it to strip clubs anymore after Mark Messier had it in NYC. Officially.

My god, I hope the New York Rangers never win again. If Zuccarello takes it home, the Norwegians will lose their shit.

by Anonymousreply 212/06/2017

I'd sniff his hole

by Anonymousreply 312/06/2017

[quote] But 28-year-old Andreassen put a dampener on the party

That’s not all he put on the party.

by Anonymousreply 412/06/2017

R2, is this where we talk about Stanley Cup?

by Anonymousreply 512/06/2017

R2, has Sidney Crosby ever been “Keeper of the Cup”? What has he done to the Cup?

by Anonymousreply 612/06/2017

he can place his gentials in my mouth and in my ass if he wants

by Anonymousreply 712/06/2017

I'm glad he did, he's hot af. Is there a video of his striptease?

by Anonymousreply 812/06/2017

I'd give anything to be able to smell the inside of that cup.

by Anonymousreply 912/06/2017

There’s an edited video of it, R8, but it’s censored. Dlisted linked to it yesterday.

by Anonymousreply 1012/06/2017

I wish I was that trophy.

by Anonymousreply 1112/06/2017


by Anonymousreply 1212/06/2017

Soccer player strip #1

by Anonymousreply 1312/06/2017

Strip pic #2

by Anonymousreply 1412/06/2017

Strip pic #3

by Anonymousreply 1512/06/2017

And strip pic #4

by Anonymousreply 1612/06/2017

Hot soccerboy butt (as expected).

by Anonymousreply 1712/06/2017

Hasn't anyone here noticed the guy on the left in OP's photo adjusting his erection in his slacks or the guy on the right staring at the stripped player's ass with his tongue literally hanging out of his mouth?

by Anonymousreply 1812/06/2017

i bet he got a lot of dick after!

by Anonymousreply 1912/06/2017


by Anonymousreply 2012/06/2017

I'm fine with it.

by Anonymousreply 2112/06/2017

Oh for christssakes, suck it up. He was just having fun. It's no big deal.

by Anonymousreply 2212/06/2017

BREAKING! Norwegian Cup tells Daily Mail he was assaulted by soccer lad!

[quote]He put his genitals inside me and laughed the entire time.

by Anonymousreply 2312/07/2017

He is not a shower...probably a grower

by Anonymousreply 2412/07/2017

i wanna fuck him. Allah make it HAPPEN!

by Anonymousreply 2512/07/2017


by Anonymousreply 2612/07/2017

R25, wish granted!

by Anonymousreply 2712/07/2017

Look at the guy checking out Andreassen's ass.

by Anonymousreply 2812/07/2017

He should get a raise. No one outside of their country would have known the team even existed without this fun show.

by Anonymousreply 2912/07/2017

This sort of celebration appears to be common in Norway. Last year, RBK player Christan Gytkjær released a similar picture on social media:

by Anonymousreply 3012/07/2017

I have to hand it to him, at least he is standing behind his actions.

[quote] However, Melgalvis expressed little in the way of remorse.

[quote] "[Winning the cup] was something I never thought I would experience," he told Dagbladet. "I've come a long way to play in a cup final. Of course I can understand that [people thought] it was a bit over the top.

[quote] "I'll admit that and apologise, but it is not something I regret.

[quote] "I can understand [that some people didn't like it]. Should I apologise to the king? Well, I was very privileged to say hello to the king yesterday, so maybe I should apologise today."

[quote] Norwegian newspaper Verdens Gang asked Melgalvis if his grandmother would be proud of him and he replied: "I don't think she's seen it. Fortunately she doesn't have the internet or social media."

by Anonymousreply 3112/07/2017

[quote]"I've played a long way to finally come in a cup."


by Anonymousreply 3212/07/2017

Can you imagine black guys in the NBA stripping off after winning the Championship.

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