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Human Ken Doll Rodrigo Alves reveals he is asexual and admits he is ‘too selfish for sexual contact’

[quote][bold]Brazilian plastic surgery fanatic Rodrigo Alves says he 'does not like being touched' and is often hit on by straight men as he plans 60th cosmetic procedure[/bold]

[quote]Op-obsessed Rodrigo, 34, who is going under the knife for the 60th time, said: “I don’t really like to be touched, and I am too selfish really for sexual contact”.

[quote]Describing himself as “asexual”, he added: “I don’t like to touch other people too much either.”

[quote]Rodrigo also says straight men often chat him up.

[quote]He says both men and women are attracted to him, and he often gets mistaken for a woman.

[quote]But his biggest fans seem to be straight men. He said: “The sort of men that like me are usually straight men.

[quote]“They come up to me after a few drinks and say, ‘You are so pretty and so perfect and better looking than any woman I know.'”

[quote]Brazilian Rodrigo’s revelation comes as he plans to travel to LA for the latest procedure to slim his figure.

[quote]He has ignored warnings that any more operations could kill him — insisting: “I will keep going, there is no such thing as plastic surgery killing you”.

[quote]Rodrigo’s family told The Sun Online last month that they fear he could die on the operating table.

[quote]But the defiant model, who has spent £300,000 on surgery, looked towards his late hero Joan Rivers who “carried on until she died having a facelift, but she didn’t die because of the operation, she had a health problem.”

[quote]After having the operation, Rodrigo intends to have another nose job – his fourth, as he has problems with his breathing.

[quote]He was told by Botched plastic surgeon Dr Paul Nassif his nose could fall off if he had work done on it again.

[quote]But Rodrigo is determined to get it fixed: “The shape of it is alright but I cannot breath very well.

[quote]“I am repairing it. I will probably go to Turkey to get it done, I am the master of plastic surgery. I know the best doctors.”


by Anonymousreply 61Last Saturday at 2:09 PM

uggo fuggo ugly fugly

by Anonymousreply 1Last Wednesday at 9:21 AM

Anyone who looks at that and gets hard or wet needs to be 5150'd

by Anonymousreply 2Last Wednesday at 9:23 AM

She's so delusional its sad. I only feel pity for the poor thing. Im so sure straight guys hit on her constantly,as much as they do me !

by Anonymousreply 3Last Wednesday at 9:29 AM

Well, I guess it makes sense that they are straight since the gays don't want him.

by Anonymousreply 4Last Wednesday at 9:37 AM

Ken Doll? He’s closer to Chucky.

by Anonymousreply 5Last Wednesday at 9:43 AM

Sorry to say, he really doesn't look anything like Ken.

(Ken was my first love, and I should know.)

by Anonymousreply 6Last Wednesday at 9:58 AM

OMG. It looks like Yolanda

by Anonymousreply 7Last Wednesday at 10:12 AM

"Straight " lol

by Anonymousreply 8Last Wednesday at 10:37 AM

If "asexual" means "untouchable", "visually disgusting" and "unfuckable". Well then, he's right.

by Anonymousreply 9Last Wednesday at 10:48 AM

What a shame. He's screwed up in his head and he's completely fucked up his face. He looks dreadful. Not sure how he is able to look in the mirror without recoiling in horror at what he's done to himself.

by Anonymousreply 10Last Wednesday at 11:39 AM

Why does he haves breasts in the OP pic. Is he turning tranny?

by Anonymousreply 11Last Wednesday at 11:53 AM

Is he rich? If not, how in the hell did he pay for those surgeries? He doesn’t need more plastic surgery, he needs a psychiatrist.

by Anonymousreply 12Last Wednesday at 12:20 PM

I appreciate him.

He made me lose my appetite.

by Anonymousreply 13Last Wednesday at 12:26 PM

Asexual = no one will fuck me, especially not the straight guys I lust after.

by Anonymousreply 14Last Wednesday at 12:32 PM

Chucky r5? More like "Chunky"! Good thing he's now getting a "slimming procedure".

by Anonymousreply 15Last Wednesday at 6:23 PM

I actually kind of like this character. He’s bat shit cray but highly entertaining. Maybe he can crash a Housewife show ? He doesn’t look much more plastic than many of them . But who’s his sugar daddy or where does he get his money ? Not buying the asexual crap. I think straight guys hit on him after they’re wasted beacuse he looks like a woman. WTF?

by Anonymousreply 16Last Wednesday at 6:37 PM

He obviously hates himself and doesn't like to be touched because he feels everyone sees the things he hates about himself. He is so self-absorbed I am sure he couldn't get out of his own head during any kind of sexual act.

That blue get up he has on is probably tweeting #metoo as we speak.

by Anonymousreply 17Last Wednesday at 6:52 PM

Please. No straight man or top would get such extreme plastic surgery.

by Anonymousreply 18Last Wednesday at 7:00 PM

That HanSel is so hot right now !

by Anonymousreply 19Last Wednesday at 7:01 PM

He really does look like Yolanda. How unfortunate for her.

by Anonymousreply 20Last Wednesday at 7:23 PM

r20 LOL!

by Anonymousreply 21Last Wednesday at 7:37 PM

Has anyone watched his show? Is this on TV?

by Anonymousreply 22Last Wednesday at 7:57 PM

Alves revealed he’s interested in exploring transitioning when he’s older.

by Anonymousreply 23Last Wednesday at 7:58 PM

“One day when I’m older I may have a sex change and became a Barbie. I will do what Caitlyn Jenner did. When I reach my late 50s, I would rather be a sexy old lady than a saggy old man.”

by Anonymousreply 24Last Wednesday at 7:58 PM

24: Hahaha . No surprise .... Whoa! And yes he does look like Yolanda , who’s now a well known madam, I guess. Maybe she can pimp out her body double to other asexuals ?

by Anonymousreply 25Last Thursday at 2:43 PM

Why isn't there a law forbidding doctors from doing unnecessary operations on these mentally ill people?

by Anonymousreply 26Last Thursday at 3:11 PM

He's still stuck with those short, ugly legs.

by Anonymousreply 27Last Thursday at 3:13 PM

Well, of course he's asexual. Haven't you seen Ken without his clothes on?

by Anonymousreply 28Last Thursday at 3:15 PM

If he's anatomically matched to Ken dolls, of course he's asexual. Dolls have no dick.

by Anonymousreply 29Last Thursday at 3:15 PM

As bad as The Today Show is, the Brits get to listen to these two wingnuts every morning.

by Anonymousreply 30Last Thursday at 3:19 PM

I am doll eyes, doll mouth, doll legs

I am doll arms, big veins, dog bait

I want to be the girl with the most cake(s)

by Anonymousreply 31Last Thursday at 3:22 PM

She looks Beautiful

by Anonymousreply 32Last Thursday at 3:59 PM

r27 Ew, he has what we used to call a "pus body" he just looks full of pus, no muscle tone, stick a pin in him and he oozes.

by Anonymousreply 33Last Thursday at 5:49 PM

"Human Ken Doll Rodrigo Alves reveals he is asexual and admits he is ‘too selfish for sexual contact’."

Thank Gawd.

by Anonymousreply 34Last Thursday at 6:09 PM

R27 the funny thing is, his bizarre proportions are uncorrectable by surgery. Namely the freakishly huge head with bloated, round face, narrow shoulders, short torso, and freaky tiny, fat feet.

In contrast, the two Indian women he's posing with look lovely.

by Anonymousreply 35Last Thursday at 6:25 PM

Well of course he does not. Someone could dislodge an implant. His fake butt cheek could end up on his stomach, and his face cheeks on his chest. Oh, the horror!

by Anonymousreply 36Last Thursday at 6:33 PM

Someone's gone too far. What's the use of fake abs when you have pudgy legs?

by Anonymousreply 37Last Thursday at 6:35 PM

he will give me bad dreams : (

by Anonymousreply 38Last Thursday at 7:08 PM

I love his white teeth

by Anonymousreply 39Last Thursday at 11:00 PM


by Anonymousreply 40Last Thursday at 11:24 PM

Lol he looks funny, poor thing that was probably not what he was going for. And 34? Sure Jan!

by Anonymousreply 41Last Thursday at 11:43 PM

R13 is the funniest Darfur Orphan post I've seen to date. Brava!

by Anonymousreply 42Last Friday at 2:22 AM

Looking hot !!!

by Anonymousreply 43Last Friday at 9:11 AM

Well, I'll give him one credit. Compared to the Bogdanoff twins he's quite a looker.

by Anonymousreply 44Last Friday at 9:18 AM

He’s very lucky now he won’t have to worry about the inevitable rejection.

by Anonymousreply 45Last Friday at 9:20 AM

can we all breathe a collective sigh of relief?

by Anonymousreply 46Last Friday at 9:22 AM

Believe it or not, this is the Bogdanoff twins before they lost their fucking minds and went plastic surgery crazy.

by Anonymousreply 47Last Friday at 9:25 AM

Poor thing. He fantasizes about straight man wanting him. The truth is they are repulsed by him. Sad.

by Anonymousreply 48Last Friday at 9:30 AM

He also thinks he doesn't look like a sideshow freak R48

The Hippocratic oath failed him multiple times.

by Anonymousreply 49Last Friday at 9:31 AM

r44 But the Bogdnaoff twins are fucking geniuses, what does this tool bring to the table?

by Anonymousreply 50Last Friday at 9:33 AM

What is wrong with people? Don't they have mirrors?

by Anonymousreply 51Last Friday at 9:36 AM

He's very sick of course- I don't know what the psychiatric diagnosis might be-

by Anonymousreply 52Last Friday at 9:52 AM

If I recall the episode on Botched that he was on, both doctors told him to not get any more surgery because they feared he would die.

He thought the doctors were wrong, and told the camera that he was going to go out of the country and get his work done.

BTW, how did the photo of him in blue happen happen to him? I mean, with those photo's of him in speedo's?

by Anonymousreply 53Last Friday at 10:02 AM

That baby in r27 looks creepy as fuck even next to that terrible blonde thing.

by Anonymousreply 54Last Friday at 10:13 AM

The "surgeons" who did this to him, those twins, and other cases should be in jail.

by Anonymousreply 55Last Friday at 10:15 AM

R53 - I mean, with those photo's of him in speedo's?

by Anonymousreply 56Last Friday at 10:18 AM

i'm so sexy

by Anonymousreply 57Last Saturday at 1:45 PM

Good God people are losing their minds. He doesn't even look human.

by Anonymousreply 58Last Saturday at 1:58 PM

R50 their genius is debatable, but their lack of common sense is not.

by Anonymousreply 59Last Saturday at 2:01 PM

where does he get the money for this?

by Anonymousreply 60Last Saturday at 2:02 PM

Scary shit

by Anonymousreply 61Last Saturday at 2:09 PM
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