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Human Ken Doll Rodrigo Alves reveals he is asexual and admits he is ‘too selfish for sexual contact’

[quote][bold]Brazilian plastic surgery fanatic Rodrigo Alves says he 'does not like being touched' and is often hit on by straight men as he plans 60th cosmetic procedure[/bold]

[quote]Op-obsessed Rodrigo, 34, who is going under the knife for the 60th time, said: “I don’t really like to be touched, and I am too selfish really for sexual contact”.

[quote]Describing himself as “asexual”, he added: “I don’t like to touch other people too much either.”

[quote]Rodrigo also says straight men often chat him up.

[quote]He says both men and women are attracted to him, and he often gets mistaken for a woman.

[quote]But his biggest fans seem to be straight men. He said: “The sort of men that like me are usually straight men.

[quote]“They come up to me after a few drinks and say, ‘You are so pretty and so perfect and better looking than any woman I know.'”

[quote]Brazilian Rodrigo’s revelation comes as he plans to travel to LA for the latest procedure to slim his figure.

[quote]He has ignored warnings that any more operations could kill him — insisting: “I will keep going, there is no such thing as plastic surgery killing you”.

[quote]Rodrigo’s family told The Sun Online last month that they fear he could die on the operating table.

[quote]But the defiant model, who has spent £300,000 on surgery, looked towards his late hero Joan Rivers who “carried on until she died having a facelift, but she didn’t die because of the operation, she had a health problem.”

[quote]After having the operation, Rodrigo intends to have another nose job – his fourth, as he has problems with his breathing.

[quote]He was told by Botched plastic surgeon Dr Paul Nassif his nose could fall off if he had work done on it again.

[quote]But Rodrigo is determined to get it fixed: “The shape of it is alright but I cannot breath very well.

[quote]“I am repairing it. I will probably go to Turkey to get it done, I am the master of plastic surgery. I know the best doctors.”

WTF?

by Anonymousreply 6112/09/2017

uggo fuggo ugly fugly

by Anonymousreply 112/06/2017

Anyone who looks at that and gets hard or wet needs to be 5150'd

by Anonymousreply 212/06/2017

She's so delusional its sad. I only feel pity for the poor thing. Im so sure straight guys hit on her constantly,as much as they do me !

by Anonymousreply 312/06/2017

Well, I guess it makes sense that they are straight since the gays don't want him.

by Anonymousreply 412/06/2017

Ken Doll? He’s closer to Chucky.

by Anonymousreply 512/06/2017

Sorry to say, he really doesn't look anything like Ken.

(Ken was my first love, and I should know.)

by Anonymousreply 612/06/2017

OMG. It looks like Yolanda

by Anonymousreply 712/06/2017

"Straight " lol

by Anonymousreply 812/06/2017

If "asexual" means "untouchable", "visually disgusting" and "unfuckable". Well then, he's right.

by Anonymousreply 912/06/2017

What a shame. He's screwed up in his head and he's completely fucked up his face. He looks dreadful. Not sure how he is able to look in the mirror without recoiling in horror at what he's done to himself.

by Anonymousreply 1012/06/2017

Why does he haves breasts in the OP pic. Is he turning tranny?

by Anonymousreply 1112/06/2017

Is he rich? If not, how in the hell did he pay for those surgeries? He doesn’t need more plastic surgery, he needs a psychiatrist.

by Anonymousreply 1212/06/2017

I appreciate him.

He made me lose my appetite.

by Anonymousreply 1312/06/2017

Asexual = no one will fuck me, especially not the straight guys I lust after.

by Anonymousreply 1412/06/2017

Chucky r5? More like "Chunky"! Good thing he's now getting a "slimming procedure".

by Anonymousreply 1512/06/2017

I actually kind of like this character. He’s bat shit cray but highly entertaining. Maybe he can crash a Housewife show ? He doesn’t look much more plastic than many of them . But who’s his sugar daddy or where does he get his money ? Not buying the asexual crap. I think straight guys hit on him after they’re wasted beacuse he looks like a woman. WTF?

by Anonymousreply 1612/06/2017

He obviously hates himself and doesn't like to be touched because he feels everyone sees the things he hates about himself. He is so self-absorbed I am sure he couldn't get out of his own head during any kind of sexual act.

That blue get up he has on is probably tweeting #metoo as we speak.

by Anonymousreply 1712/06/2017

Please. No straight man or top would get such extreme plastic surgery.

by Anonymousreply 1812/06/2017

That HanSel is so hot right now !

by Anonymousreply 1912/06/2017

He really does look like Yolanda. How unfortunate for her.

by Anonymousreply 2012/06/2017

r20 LOL!

by Anonymousreply 2112/06/2017

Has anyone watched his show? Is this on TV?

by Anonymousreply 2212/06/2017

Alves revealed he’s interested in exploring transitioning when he’s older.

by Anonymousreply 2312/06/2017

“One day when I’m older I may have a sex change and became a Barbie. I will do what Caitlyn Jenner did. When I reach my late 50s, I would rather be a sexy old lady than a saggy old man.”

by Anonymousreply 2412/06/2017

24: Hahaha . No surprise .... Whoa! And yes he does look like Yolanda , who’s now a well known madam, I guess. Maybe she can pimp out her body double to other asexuals ?

by Anonymousreply 2512/07/2017

Why isn't there a law forbidding doctors from doing unnecessary operations on these mentally ill people?

by Anonymousreply 2612/07/2017

He's still stuck with those short, ugly legs.

by Anonymousreply 2712/07/2017

Well, of course he's asexual. Haven't you seen Ken without his clothes on?

by Anonymousreply 2812/07/2017

If he's anatomically matched to Ken dolls, of course he's asexual. Dolls have no dick.

by Anonymousreply 2912/07/2017

As bad as The Today Show is, the Brits get to listen to these two wingnuts every morning.

by Anonymousreply 3012/07/2017

I am doll eyes, doll mouth, doll legs

I am doll arms, big veins, dog bait

I want to be the girl with the most cake(s)

by Anonymousreply 3112/07/2017

She looks Beautiful

by Anonymousreply 3212/07/2017

r27 Ew, he has what we used to call a "pus body" he just looks full of pus, no muscle tone, stick a pin in him and he oozes.

by Anonymousreply 3312/07/2017

"Human Ken Doll Rodrigo Alves reveals he is asexual and admits he is ‘too selfish for sexual contact’."

Thank Gawd.

by Anonymousreply 3412/07/2017

R27 the funny thing is, his bizarre proportions are uncorrectable by surgery. Namely the freakishly huge head with bloated, round face, narrow shoulders, short torso, and freaky tiny, fat feet.

In contrast, the two Indian women he's posing with look lovely.

by Anonymousreply 3512/07/2017

Well of course he does not. Someone could dislodge an implant. His fake butt cheek could end up on his stomach, and his face cheeks on his chest. Oh, the horror!

by Anonymousreply 3612/07/2017

Someone's gone too far. What's the use of fake abs when you have pudgy legs?

by Anonymousreply 3712/07/2017

he will give me bad dreams : (

by Anonymousreply 3812/07/2017

I love his white teeth

by Anonymousreply 3912/07/2017

PIZZA!!!

by Anonymousreply 4012/07/2017

Lol he looks funny, poor thing that was probably not what he was going for. And 34? Sure Jan!

by Anonymousreply 4112/07/2017

R13 is the funniest Darfur Orphan post I've seen to date. Brava!

by Anonymousreply 4212/08/2017

Looking hot !!!

by Anonymousreply 4312/08/2017

Well, I'll give him one credit. Compared to the Bogdanoff twins he's quite a looker.

by Anonymousreply 4412/08/2017

He’s very lucky now he won’t have to worry about the inevitable rejection.

by Anonymousreply 4512/08/2017

can we all breathe a collective sigh of relief?

by Anonymousreply 4612/08/2017

Believe it or not, this is the Bogdanoff twins before they lost their fucking minds and went plastic surgery crazy.

by Anonymousreply 4712/08/2017

Poor thing. He fantasizes about straight man wanting him. The truth is they are repulsed by him. Sad.

by Anonymousreply 4812/08/2017

He also thinks he doesn't look like a sideshow freak R48

The Hippocratic oath failed him multiple times.

by Anonymousreply 4912/08/2017

r44 But the Bogdnaoff twins are fucking geniuses, what does this tool bring to the table?

by Anonymousreply 5012/08/2017

What is wrong with people? Don't they have mirrors?

by Anonymousreply 5112/08/2017

He's very sick of course- I don't know what the psychiatric diagnosis might be-

by Anonymousreply 5212/08/2017

If I recall the episode on Botched that he was on, both doctors told him to not get any more surgery because they feared he would die.

He thought the doctors were wrong, and told the camera that he was going to go out of the country and get his work done.

BTW, how did the photo of him in blue happen happen to him? I mean, with those photo's of him in speedo's?

by Anonymousreply 5312/08/2017

That baby in r27 looks creepy as fuck even next to that terrible blonde thing.

by Anonymousreply 5412/08/2017

The "surgeons" who did this to him, those twins, and other cases should be in jail.

by Anonymousreply 5512/08/2017

R53 - I mean, with those photo's of him in speedo's?

by Anonymousreply 5612/08/2017

i'm so sexy

by Anonymousreply 5712/09/2017

Good God people are losing their minds. He doesn't even look human.

by Anonymousreply 5812/09/2017

R50 their genius is debatable, but their lack of common sense is not.

by Anonymousreply 5912/09/2017

where does he get the money for this?

by Anonymousreply 6012/09/2017

Scary shit

by Anonymousreply 6112/09/2017
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