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My dog rubs his peen

I guess is normal, but never having had a dog before, it surprised me.

He sits on his butt and takes his right paw and rubs it back and forth on his dick. He's neutered but I guess he still likes the feeling.

Does your dog do this?

by Anonymousreply 1912/06/2017

This is why I'd never get a male dog. Much less hassle with a female dog.

by Anonymousreply 112/06/2017

I’ve seen cats do that.

by Anonymousreply 212/06/2017

Doggie see doggie do. He's picking up these habits from you OP.

by Anonymousreply 312/06/2017

Dogs do not do this. Cats neither (their penises are internal and not visible).

Dogs do lick themselves.

by Anonymousreply 412/06/2017

I've never seen it -- and I've had a number of neutered male dogs.

Maybe you turn him on, OP.

by Anonymousreply 512/06/2017

[quote]Doggie see doggie do. He's picking up these habits from you OP.

OP sits on his butt and rubs his dick with his foot?

by Anonymousreply 612/06/2017

Animals mastutbate — at least mammals do.

Even animals without hands. There’s a spot somewhere on the coast of Washington state where the seabed is covered with smooth pebbles and male killer whales will congregate around this spot, swimming close to the seabed and rubbing their penises (which are enormous) along the pebbles until they orgasm. The water there is often infused with ejaculate from the whales.

I don’t know how female killer whales get off.

by Anonymousreply 712/06/2017

Yes, they still get a boner even after neutering, sometimes it's a dominance thing, sometimes they still have some hormones in their system. Dogs love bones.

by Anonymousreply 812/06/2017

R4 because they can

by Anonymousreply 912/06/2017

Your dog’s a perv.

by Anonymousreply 1012/06/2017

Stop projecting your actions on me and stop blaming me when we all know you're the one who farted.

by Anonymousreply 1112/06/2017

my dog would fuck a toy monkey and any leg it came in contact with

by Anonymousreply 1212/06/2017

oh and he would lick his cock for hours until he orgasmed

by Anonymousreply 1312/06/2017

My dog would get a raging hard on and bite it. He had a huge dick and was not a big dog.

by Anonymousreply 1412/06/2017

At least someone has some fun 😊

by Anonymousreply 1512/06/2017

Dog peen is so gross. The first time I saw one was on our neighbor's dog. The peen looked like a lipstick coming out of its tube and I screamed.

I must add: The guy who owned the dog was really sexy, and used to mow the lawn without a shirt, and wearing 80s gym teacher shorts. About 6', dark hair, dark body hair, but not too much. He spent a lot of time playing basketball, and it showed. My mother called him "Mr. Butts", and mother and gayling would ogle the man together. The dog was upsetting, though.

by Anonymousreply 1612/06/2017

I feel the same way about male dogs, R16. I prefer female dogs, they don't get their preriod after getting fixed eiter. So you don't have to worry about that part.

by Anonymousreply 1712/06/2017

female dogs are not as loving as male dogs

by Anonymousreply 1812/06/2017

OP, this is exactly the reason we'd adopted a female dog: no unnecessary embarrassing moments per the power of the peen. Ewww.

by Anonymousreply 1912/06/2017
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