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My hole is bleeding.

I hope the experts here can help!

by Anonymousreply 5612/09/2017

Of course we can! If you can't get accurate medical advice here where can you get it?

So pop a cork in your ass and just pretend it's not happening.

by Anonymousreply 112/05/2017

Use a styptic pencil

by Anonymousreply 212/05/2017

Which of the seven holes is/are bleeding?

What color is the blood?

How much have you lost?

If this is a medical emergency, step AFK and call 911...

by Anonymousreply 312/05/2017



Enough to stain my shorts and when i wipe

It's not, but it does sting.

by Anonymousreply 412/05/2017

Does it hurt?

by Anonymousreply 512/05/2017

Yes, it hurts/stings.

by Anonymousreply 612/05/2017

It's haemorrhoids. Pop some haemorrhoid cream on it and eat more fibre.

by Anonymousreply 712/05/2017

I don't know if it's hemorrhoids. I think I'm too young for that plus I eat pretty well.

by Anonymousreply 812/05/2017

OP, I thinked my ass wash bleeding too wash my video all will be revealeded.

by Anonymousreply 912/05/2017

Are you a bottom who's just had rough sex? If not, it's roids.

by Anonymousreply 1012/06/2017

I had sex for the first time in months but it wasn't rough. That might be it.

by Anonymousreply 1112/06/2017

You popped an anal surface vein. It should close by itself.

by Anonymousreply 1212/06/2017

You are not too is a bleeding. Hemmroid . don't wipe so hard.

by Anonymousreply 1312/06/2017

OP is pregnant!

by Anonymousreply 1412/06/2017

Baby, if your shower has a tub you should take a bath. Stop thinking about blood and think of Great Britain.

by Anonymousreply 1512/06/2017

Incorrect Dr Erna, OP just lost her baby

by Anonymousreply 1612/06/2017

Anal fissure. They take forever to heal. Sorry.

by Anonymousreply 1712/06/2017

Did you take a huge, rock hard shit? This can cause one's Ginny Cake to bleed.

by Anonymousreply 1812/06/2017

Plug it up! Plug it up! Plug it up!

by Anonymousreply 1912/06/2017

Don’t strain when you poop.

If you can’t poop without straining, change your diet

And consider wet wipes instead of TP

by Anonymousreply 2012/06/2017

How can you tell if you have piles or a fissure?

by Anonymousreply 2112/06/2017

Why would you have piles of fish?

Are you that "Cheryl" person?

by Anonymousreply 2212/06/2017

OP, take the fist out and give your hole a day or two to rest.

Report back here with your progress.

by Anonymousreply 2312/06/2017

OP, what’s on your iPod?

by Anonymousreply 2412/06/2017

Stuff it with marshmallows.

by Anonymousreply 2512/06/2017

It could be colon cancer.

by Anonymousreply 2612/06/2017

You're not too young. I got hemorrhoids when I was 18 during my first year of college. Combination of stress, dorm food and cheap dorm toilet paper that felt like sandpaper.

On the bright side, it made me a top.

by Anonymousreply 2712/06/2017

When we ask what color the blood is take it seriously. If it is a bright light-ish red that it's near the anus, it is superficial, and it could be a scratch. the darker it is the more problematic. Now if as has been suggested you busted a small blood vessel or stretched your hole that is not necessarily problematic and yes hemorroids can do that so use some ointment. The color of the blood should be a deeper red but NOT DARK, sort of like when you cut yourself. Now if the blood is dark, get to the ER because you literally tore your ass and probably ruptured something.

by Anonymousreply 2812/06/2017

Thank you r27, for telling your story of triumph over adversity. See, OP, silver linings abound if you know how to reframe your thoughts.

by Anonymousreply 2912/06/2017

W&W for R29. Such eloquence in such an unexpected place

by Anonymousreply 3012/06/2017

I am humbled, r30, by your sweet words!


by Anonymousreply 3112/06/2017

What a happy thread this is (aside from the profuse anal bleeding).

by Anonymousreply 3212/06/2017

Profuse anal bleeding makes the DL happy, obviously.

by Anonymousreply 3312/06/2017

Use mild baby wipes, try a sitz bath (look it up), take OTC stool softeners. You are not too young for hemorrhoids. If it continues, see a doctor. Metamucil will keep you regular.

by Anonymousreply 3412/06/2017

Bright red blood usually indicative of hemorrhoids and or a bit of anal trauma. Epsom salt bath in hot water helps ALOT.

by Anonymousreply 3512/06/2017

I had an Australian patient once with anal bleeding caused by a set of cutlery, but that wasn't the weird part. When I crept into his room to smell his neck and listen to his breathing, he was hovering two feet above the bed and chanting in Latin. I've never dated a possessed dude before. Are they romantic? I think it would be interesting. If he asks me out, where do you think he'll take me on our first date?

by Anonymousreply 3612/06/2017

Dear Lord in Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 3712/06/2017

Perhaps it's a new form of the Stigmata.

by Anonymousreply 3812/06/2017

The true horror of anal bleeding happens after 50 years old. Your dumps are never predictable, you can look forward to ass ripping constipation for a week then diarrhea followed by hemorrhoids. I haven't had a normal dump in years and no I'm not a bottom. Also what R28 said is right, if the blood is light don't worry, if it's red start to worry, if it's black go to emergency.

by Anonymousreply 3912/06/2017

Why go to a doctor when you can come to datalounge. So far, OP has been diagnose with "meh, it's nothing" to "OMG, he's going to die" A doctor would have eliminated all the excitement. Is it cancer or roids??? Only time will tell! Yaaay.

by Anonymousreply 4012/06/2017

The stuff I bought didn't help, it's still bleeding a bit.

by Anonymousreply 4112/07/2017

It probably needs to be cauterized. Cauterized is when they take a burning hot needle and...nevermind...

by Anonymousreply 4212/07/2017

Can I have your stuff ??

by Anonymousreply 4312/07/2017

Can you post pictures ?

by Anonymousreply 4412/07/2017

OP. Go to a damned doctor. If it gets infected it'll be much worse. Much.

by Anonymousreply 4512/07/2017

r20, switch to wet wipes only if you have a hunky plumber, because you will be spending some precious time with him.

by Anonymousreply 4612/07/2017

R41, assuming you’re still alive and haven’t succumbed to massive blood loss, if you’re still bleeding, time to go to a doctor.

If you don’t have one or your insurance is sketchy, don’t go to the emergency room. Go to Quick Care or pretty much any doctor’s office, but don’t go to the emergency room unless it’s pretty serious. They charge a lot more for every service at the emergency room. Even aspirin and Kleenex costs more. The room alone is about $500 a day, not counting treatment. It’s like the most expensive hotel you’ve ever been in, there are no amenities and the service is shitty.

If you go to Quick Care you have to pay something down, but they bill you for the rest so you probably won’t pay for it all up front. Also, if you need prescriptions filled, Costco is cheap but call first in case they don’t carry it. They can order it for you. If it’s not a generic, or something unusual,and you need it right away, it’s worth it to call first and make sure somebody’s got it in stock. If it’s expensive and you don’t have insurance, you can have the prescription partially filled. They will charge you for what you get. Walmart does this all the time.

If you bleed out, can we have your stuff?

by Anonymousreply 4712/07/2017

OP- It sounds like the result of some anal sex. Take it easy, don't panic. Put some vaseline on the area where it's tender. Lay off working out, sex etc for 2, 3 days; you don't want to do anything that could place strain on the anus. As others have pointed out above, add fiber to your diet. You should't have to strain to defecate.

by Anonymousreply 4812/07/2017

Ok, thank you.

If I go to the doctor will he be able to tell I had anal?

by Anonymousreply 4912/08/2017

[quote] If I go to the doctor will he be able to tell I had anal?

I'm sure he'll be able to tell before you remove even one stitch of clothing, hon.

by Anonymousreply 5012/08/2017

OP that doctor probably looked at a prolapsed vagina, a scorching case of the clap, a gangrenous foot, and an infected tattoo just in the last couple of days. They don't give a shit why your ass is bleeding, they just want to fix it so you can leave and they can deal with the kid who has a Cheeto stuck in their nose.

by Anonymousreply 5112/08/2017

Hey, r40, don't forget words of encouragement with respect to people discovering whether they're a top or a bottom.

Seriously, OP, go see a doctor if you're that worried.

by Anonymousreply 5212/08/2017

I guess you're right, R51. It's still embarrassing though lol. It's a bit better tonight so maybe it'll be all good. Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 5312/08/2017

Does your pussy stink too?

by Anonymousreply 5412/08/2017

Go have a colonoscopy and yes they will ask you if you have anal sex but they've heard it all and could care less.

by Anonymousreply 5512/08/2017

Did you go to the hospital or a doctor OP?

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