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“I’m a Dick Monster! I hunt for the dick!”

Sam Smith just said this on the Andy Cohen show.

Is that cute? Funny? Gross? Tacky as hell?

by Anonymousreply 5612/07/2017

It's gross because it's coming from him. Isn't he always whining about how he wants a girleen relationship?

by Anonymousreply 112/05/2017

Cute

by Anonymousreply 212/05/2017

I thought he wasn't gay anymore and was now pushing that nonbinary crap since DLB and Tom turned him down for a three-way since they have standards.

by Anonymousreply 312/05/2017

Tacky as hell.

Plus, no one likes him any more since he lost the weight.

We want the heavier Sam Smith back.

by Anonymousreply 412/05/2017

Was he forcibly pulled out of the vag with forceps?

by Anonymousreply 512/05/2017

Are you sure he wasn't doing an imitation of Andy?

by Anonymousreply 612/05/2017

It's funny. Let the guy have some fun. He's just a cute dork.

by Anonymousreply 712/05/2017

embarrassing

by Anonymousreply 812/05/2017

I’ve have experienced plenty of “dick monsters” firsthand and this insecure young man is NOT a dick monster.

by Anonymousreply 912/05/2017

I never liked him to begin with.

Spencer Day is a much more interesting gay singer.

by Anonymousreply 1012/05/2017

Talentless try hard.

by Anonymousreply 1112/05/2017

He seems the type who needs to get nearly blackout drunk before he could merely touch a man. Verdict: not a dick monster.

by Anonymousreply 1212/05/2017

Well, it was the Andy Cohen show.

by Anonymousreply 1312/05/2017

More like desperate for attention.

by Anonymousreply 1412/05/2017

He just seems like a whiny bitch honestly too bad he's not het fraus love him.

by Anonymousreply 1512/05/2017

David Cassidy wasn't gay and he is. Where's the justice in that?

by Anonymousreply 1612/05/2017

Did he do some blow with Andy after the show?

by Anonymousreply 1712/05/2017

[quote] Well, it was the Andy Cohen show.

You mean the guy who turned Bravo into Boo-Hiss? That Andy Cohen?

by Anonymousreply 1812/05/2017

[quote] seems like a whiny bitch honestly too bad he's not het. fraus love him

Wow, Sam and Andy sound exactly alike.

by Anonymousreply 1912/05/2017

he's repulsive.

by Anonymousreply 2012/05/2017

It's like someone combined Boy George and George Michael and split the difference but somehow left out the good parts.

by Anonymousreply 2112/05/2017

Well, he has to make up for lost time. Lots of former fatties become sluts when they get some body confidence.

by Anonymousreply 2212/05/2017

It's gross coming from him.

by Anonymousreply 2312/05/2017

“I am the Spot Maker! I live in your dishwasher!!

by Anonymousreply 2412/05/2017

Sad but true.

The fat girl lost all that weight, but guess what? She DOESN'T have a really pretty face.

by Anonymousreply 2512/05/2017

Sam is hunting for YOUR dick.

by Anonymousreply 2612/06/2017

Sam is just hungry for cum, this diet he is on makes him crave anything that he can swallow.

by Anonymousreply 2712/06/2017

Why in the world did they use that photo as the album cover? It looks scary. Is it a joke?

by Anonymousreply 2812/06/2017

If I were Muslim, he'd be the first one I'd throw off a roof.

by Anonymousreply 2912/06/2017

Gross; he actually said that on TV?

"Monster"

Worst word you could have used.

by Anonymousreply 3012/06/2017

I think there should be a specific prayer that celebrities should say if they're referenced on DL...because they'll be needing a resurrection once the DL has commented.

by Anonymousreply 3112/06/2017

I feel weirdly sorry for him... he is much too fragile to be a celebrity. he reminds me of Susan Boyle that way.

by Anonymousreply 3212/06/2017

Creepy and gross. No it's not because he's ugly it would still be creepy and gross coming from a hot gay. It would just be vulgar and slutty coming from a woman.

by Anonymousreply 3312/06/2017

So he's a bottom?

by Anonymousreply 3412/06/2017

I've decided he looks OK thin, but his singing turns me off.

by Anonymousreply 3512/06/2017

Isn't he in a relationship with that guy from 13 reasons why?

by Anonymousreply 3612/06/2017

This is what on of our newest "advocates" and "speakers" for the gay community brings to the table.

*eyeroll*

by Anonymousreply 3712/06/2017

his fame is one of the reasons everybody HATES millennials

by Anonymousreply 3812/06/2017

Is his comment any different from what you year about vaginas or breasts from any number of straight celebs?

by Anonymousreply 3912/06/2017

"...what you hear..."

by Anonymousreply 4012/06/2017

He should write a song about hunting for dick. I’m sure that his tween girl and soccer mom fans would love that.

by Anonymousreply 4112/06/2017

Aren't there any gay male singers who can sing, don't play into this pomo word game crap, and actively court gay male fan bases on talent and not just looks?

by Anonymousreply 4212/06/2017

I’d love to be a fly on the wall in the gay club when Sam enters to hunt for dick.

I imagine he “hunts” by sitting in a dark corner and giggling behind fruity drinks with his girlfriends.

by Anonymousreply 4312/06/2017

Of course r39, you're absolutely right.

I've heard "I'm a GASH MONSTER!!!! I'm lit for the slit!!" from any number of straight celebrities.

by Anonymousreply 4412/06/2017

^ Dead

by Anonymousreply 4512/06/2017

Sam is just too creepy. I really don't understand how he became so successful. He's very limited as a singer, and he's not all that much to look at either. Makes no sense.

by Anonymousreply 4612/06/2017

Sam is dreadful.

by Anonymousreply 4712/06/2017

He needs to gain the weight back.

Then people will like him again.

by Anonymousreply 4812/06/2017

If Shawn Mendes said the same thing we’d all be thrilled.

by Anonymousreply 4912/06/2017

He probably gets way more dick than you'd think.

by Anonymousreply 5012/06/2017

Dick Monster should be a Marvel superhero played by Armie Hammer.

by Anonymousreply 5112/07/2017

Hmmmm

by Anonymousreply 5212/07/2017

He was put on the spot when a caller asked him what would be his real housewives tagline. So he went for something outrageous. At least he came up with something, instead of sitting there like a deer in headlights, mumbling and dithering with no response.

What I didn't get was the way Patti Labelle kissed up to him the way she did: "For me, there's you and Luther, and then there's everyone else." Hmmmmm . . .

by Anonymousreply 5312/07/2017

Desperate cry for attention maybe. His second album was a huge failure.

by Anonymousreply 5412/07/2017

He’s headlong a US arena tour. Ticket sales are robust.

by Anonymousreply 5512/07/2017

Vulture thinks that Sam is tacky as hell

by Anonymousreply 5612/07/2017
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