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“I’m a Dick Monster! I hunt for the dick!”

Sam Smith just said this on the Andy Cohen show.

Is that cute? Funny? Gross? Tacky as hell?

by Anonymousreply 56Last Thursday at 11:06 AM

It's gross because it's coming from him. Isn't he always whining about how he wants a girleen relationship?

by Anonymousreply 1Last Tuesday at 6:24 PM


by Anonymousreply 2Last Tuesday at 6:24 PM

I thought he wasn't gay anymore and was now pushing that nonbinary crap since DLB and Tom turned him down for a three-way since they have standards.

by Anonymousreply 3Last Tuesday at 6:24 PM

Tacky as hell.

Plus, no one likes him any more since he lost the weight.

We want the heavier Sam Smith back.

by Anonymousreply 4Last Tuesday at 6:27 PM

Was he forcibly pulled out of the vag with forceps?

by Anonymousreply 5Last Tuesday at 6:27 PM

Are you sure he wasn't doing an imitation of Andy?

by Anonymousreply 6Last Tuesday at 6:28 PM

It's funny. Let the guy have some fun. He's just a cute dork.

by Anonymousreply 7Last Tuesday at 6:33 PM


by Anonymousreply 8Last Tuesday at 6:34 PM

I’ve have experienced plenty of “dick monsters” firsthand and this insecure young man is NOT a dick monster.

by Anonymousreply 9Last Tuesday at 6:34 PM

I never liked him to begin with.

Spencer Day is a much more interesting gay singer.

by Anonymousreply 10Last Tuesday at 6:36 PM

Talentless try hard.

by Anonymousreply 11Last Tuesday at 6:40 PM

He seems the type who needs to get nearly blackout drunk before he could merely touch a man. Verdict: not a dick monster.

by Anonymousreply 12Last Tuesday at 6:43 PM

Well, it was the Andy Cohen show.

by Anonymousreply 13Last Tuesday at 6:44 PM

More like desperate for attention.

by Anonymousreply 14Last Tuesday at 6:44 PM

He just seems like a whiny bitch honestly too bad he's not het fraus love him.

by Anonymousreply 15Last Tuesday at 6:47 PM

David Cassidy wasn't gay and he is. Where's the justice in that?

by Anonymousreply 16Last Tuesday at 6:49 PM

Did he do some blow with Andy after the show?

by Anonymousreply 17Last Tuesday at 6:49 PM

[quote] Well, it was the Andy Cohen show.

You mean the guy who turned Bravo into Boo-Hiss? That Andy Cohen?

by Anonymousreply 18Last Tuesday at 6:58 PM

[quote] seems like a whiny bitch honestly too bad he's not het. fraus love him

Wow, Sam and Andy sound exactly alike.

by Anonymousreply 19Last Tuesday at 6:59 PM

he's repulsive.

by Anonymousreply 20Last Tuesday at 7:02 PM

It's like someone combined Boy George and George Michael and split the difference but somehow left out the good parts.

by Anonymousreply 21Last Tuesday at 7:03 PM

Well, he has to make up for lost time. Lots of former fatties become sluts when they get some body confidence.

by Anonymousreply 22Last Tuesday at 7:08 PM

It's gross coming from him.

by Anonymousreply 23Last Tuesday at 7:14 PM

“I am the Spot Maker! I live in your dishwasher!!

by Anonymousreply 24Last Tuesday at 7:46 PM

Sad but true.

The fat girl lost all that weight, but guess what? She DOESN'T have a really pretty face.

by Anonymousreply 25Last Tuesday at 7:48 PM

Sam is hunting for YOUR dick.

by Anonymousreply 26Last Wednesday at 4:49 AM

Sam is just hungry for cum, this diet he is on makes him crave anything that he can swallow.

by Anonymousreply 27Last Wednesday at 5:18 AM

Why in the world did they use that photo as the album cover? It looks scary. Is it a joke?

by Anonymousreply 28Last Wednesday at 5:32 AM

If I were Muslim, he'd be the first one I'd throw off a roof.

by Anonymousreply 29Last Wednesday at 5:41 AM

Gross; he actually said that on TV?


Worst word you could have used.

by Anonymousreply 30Last Wednesday at 5:43 AM

I think there should be a specific prayer that celebrities should say if they're referenced on DL...because they'll be needing a resurrection once the DL has commented.

by Anonymousreply 31Last Wednesday at 5:48 AM

I feel weirdly sorry for him... he is much too fragile to be a celebrity. he reminds me of Susan Boyle that way.

by Anonymousreply 32Last Wednesday at 6:07 AM

Creepy and gross. No it's not because he's ugly it would still be creepy and gross coming from a hot gay. It would just be vulgar and slutty coming from a woman.

by Anonymousreply 33Last Wednesday at 6:07 AM

So he's a bottom?

by Anonymousreply 34Last Wednesday at 6:18 AM

I've decided he looks OK thin, but his singing turns me off.

by Anonymousreply 35Last Wednesday at 6:20 AM

Isn't he in a relationship with that guy from 13 reasons why?

by Anonymousreply 36Last Wednesday at 6:32 AM

This is what on of our newest "advocates" and "speakers" for the gay community brings to the table.


by Anonymousreply 37Last Wednesday at 6:53 AM

his fame is one of the reasons everybody HATES millennials

by Anonymousreply 38Last Wednesday at 6:53 AM

Is his comment any different from what you year about vaginas or breasts from any number of straight celebs?

by Anonymousreply 39Last Wednesday at 6:56 AM

"...what you hear..."

by Anonymousreply 40Last Wednesday at 6:57 AM

He should write a song about hunting for dick. I’m sure that his tween girl and soccer mom fans would love that.

by Anonymousreply 41Last Wednesday at 10:45 AM

Aren't there any gay male singers who can sing, don't play into this pomo word game crap, and actively court gay male fan bases on talent and not just looks?

by Anonymousreply 42Last Wednesday at 10:58 AM

I’d love to be a fly on the wall in the gay club when Sam enters to hunt for dick.

I imagine he “hunts” by sitting in a dark corner and giggling behind fruity drinks with his girlfriends.

by Anonymousreply 43Last Wednesday at 1:09 PM

Of course r39, you're absolutely right.

I've heard "I'm a GASH MONSTER!!!! I'm lit for the slit!!" from any number of straight celebrities.

by Anonymousreply 44Last Wednesday at 1:34 PM

^ Dead

by Anonymousreply 45Last Wednesday at 1:41 PM

Sam is just too creepy. I really don't understand how he became so successful. He's very limited as a singer, and he's not all that much to look at either. Makes no sense.

by Anonymousreply 46Last Wednesday at 1:57 PM

Sam is dreadful.

by Anonymousreply 47Last Wednesday at 1:59 PM

He needs to gain the weight back.

Then people will like him again.

by Anonymousreply 48Last Wednesday at 2:03 PM

If Shawn Mendes said the same thing we’d all be thrilled.

by Anonymousreply 49Last Wednesday at 2:06 PM

He probably gets way more dick than you'd think.

by Anonymousreply 50Last Wednesday at 2:53 PM

Dick Monster should be a Marvel superhero played by Armie Hammer.

by Anonymousreply 51Last Thursday at 12:31 AM


by Anonymousreply 52Last Thursday at 12:57 AM

He was put on the spot when a caller asked him what would be his real housewives tagline. So he went for something outrageous. At least he came up with something, instead of sitting there like a deer in headlights, mumbling and dithering with no response.

What I didn't get was the way Patti Labelle kissed up to him the way she did: "For me, there's you and Luther, and then there's everyone else." Hmmmmm . . .

by Anonymousreply 53Last Thursday at 1:12 AM

Desperate cry for attention maybe. His second album was a huge failure.

by Anonymousreply 54Last Thursday at 1:58 AM

He’s headlong a US arena tour. Ticket sales are robust.

by Anonymousreply 55Last Thursday at 4:44 AM

Vulture thinks that Sam is tacky as hell

by Anonymousreply 56Last Thursday at 11:06 AM
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