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How incredibly happy is this gay guy?

I mean, holy shit.

How does one achieve this? Total self-acceptance, HUGE circle of friends (including hot guys).

Shit. My life is just ... shit.

by Anonymousreply 9312/09/2017

Again, I have to say that my definition of hot would be most guys definition of mediocre. We all like what we like!

by Anonymousreply 112/04/2017

[quote]How does one achieve this?

He's very friendly and likeable..

GURL >>>

by Anonymousreply 212/04/2017

Money helps I'm sure.

by Anonymousreply 312/04/2017

R2, see here:

by Anonymousreply 412/04/2017

I have nothing to do with that, R4.


by Anonymousreply 512/04/2017

How do you know if he has self-acceptance or any genuine friends?

by Anonymousreply 612/04/2017

Real friends >

by Anonymousreply 712/04/2017

I do. I’m asking you to stop the gurl.

by Anonymousreply 812/04/2017

You are jealous of this ugly, balding putz? Kill yourself OP. Quickly.

by Anonymousreply 912/04/2017

isn't this the guy who was on Roseanne?

I think most of these photos are called Photo Opportunities.

by Anonymousreply 1012/04/2017

R3, he's not wealthy.

by Anonymousreply 1112/04/2017

[quote]I do. I’m asking you to stop the gurl.

No, that wasn't me.

Fuck off, gurl.

by Anonymousreply 1212/04/2017

Look at the captions. He's popular, loves his friends, and everything is fun.

I mean, goddamn it.

by Anonymousreply 1312/04/2017

Most people don’t post the pictures they take after they go home, alone, from the strip club, after drinking too much, yet again.

by Anonymousreply 1412/04/2017

Do you honestly think he's going HOME with any of those strippers or barbacks? Without paying, I mean.

This is why you shouldn't take people's Facebook or IG lives seriously.

by Anonymousreply 1512/04/2017

they're not his friends - they're people in gay bars and at some gay resort.

by Anonymousreply 1612/04/2017

He seems like a lovely person who loves his mother and invites people over for the holidays. Really lovely guy.

I don't think he's implying he's sleeping with any of those guys. They're friends, which is what's kind of cool about it. He's so friendly and outgoing that he can make friends with people half his age.

by Anonymousreply 1712/04/2017

Whoever said “fuck off gurl” is blocked. Done with that lip Stick Alley shit.

by Anonymousreply 1812/04/2017

He says he's a Gemini. They're outgoing and friendly? Is that what he means?

by Anonymousreply 1912/04/2017

Fun ... fun ... everything's fucking fun and great.

I hope LA falls into the ocean soon.

by Anonymousreply 2012/04/2017

He seems really sweet but I’ve learned Gemini’s are not good here, so I’m torn!

by Anonymousreply 2112/04/2017

[quote]Whoever said “fuck off gurl” is blocked. Done with that lip Stick Alley shit.

Who cares? Block away you cunt.

by Anonymousreply 2212/04/2017

OP is an insufferable asshole cunt. Like all Hillbots.

by Anonymousreply 2312/04/2017

I'm not getting why OP even started this thread.

by Anonymousreply 2412/04/2017

[quote]I mean, holy shit. How does one achieve this

You see 1000s of instagrams with incredible lives and this guy makes you go "Holy shit"?

by Anonymousreply 2512/04/2017

R24, because DLers are gay but generally not like this - not incredibly happy and carefree. It's striking.

by Anonymousreply 2612/04/2017

R25, the point is that he's not a fitness model or anything - he's just himself - and has tons of friends and is happy all the time ... I guess.

by Anonymousreply 2712/04/2017

Oh, OP! You’re comparing your insides with his outsides!

by Anonymousreply 2812/04/2017

Who would I rather be?

Don Burns: pay guys to be relevant to younger guys, and to sleep with them.

This guy: genuinely happy and open, and friends with everyone, including younger guys.

by Anonymousreply 2912/04/2017

[quote][R25], the point is that he's not a fitness model or anything - he's just himself - and has tons of friends and is happy all the time ... I guess.

How do you know he's happy all the time?

It's just an image he's trying to convey

by Anonymousreply 3012/04/2017

Thanks, R28. I'd never heard of comparing one's insides with others' outsides. Really important to keep it in mind.

by Anonymousreply 3112/04/2017

[quote]I'm not getting why OP even started this thread.

Obviously to make fun of him. Call him names, gay slurs, typical homophobic-hateful shit. But, I don’t think OP succeeded. Maybe his crowd isn’t here tonight.

by Anonymousreply 3212/04/2017

Is it the next generation of Jonnie Jenkins AKA PhatGayKid?

I think it's a joke account. One post is hashtagged "gayandpopular". And another is a split screen who wore it better between him and a twentysomething.

by Anonymousreply 3312/04/2017

Absolutely not, R32. I'm being genuine. I'm not making fun of him. Honest to god, I swear on the life of my mom. I posted it because ... I want to understand how one lives this kind of life - so open and self-accepting and loved.

I'm not kidding. I'm that... fucked up.

by Anonymousreply 3412/04/2017

His pussy does not stink.

by Anonymousreply 3512/04/2017

[quote]Thanks, [R28]. I'd never heard of comparing one's insides with others' outsides. Really important to keep it in mind.

“I thought my book would help a lot of people, because I think so many people compare their insides to other people’s outsides. I can imagine people looking at me through the years when I was with Marvin Hamlisch and Burt Bacharach and thinking ‘What a great life she has,’ ” says Carol Bayer Sager, 69.

by Anonymousreply 3612/04/2017

OP, are you John?

by Anonymousreply 3712/04/2017

His life looks like gay flyover state HELL.

by Anonymousreply 3812/04/2017

I really do wonder sometimes how you girls find these people.

by Anonymousreply 3912/04/2017

Oh, here they come OP! ^^^^ 😁

by Anonymousreply 4012/04/2017

R38, he's in LA.

R37, I'm not John.

by Anonymousreply 4112/04/2017

Why on earth would you think that you can determine the state of someone's life from their Instagram feed?! Really? Are you genuinely that clueless?

by Anonymousreply 4212/04/2017

The only time I compare my insides with anyone's outsides is when they look like shit.

by Anonymousreply 4312/04/2017

How does one become outgoing? I'm so fearful of judgment and rejection...

by Anonymousreply 4412/04/2017


by Anonymousreply 4512/04/2017

R44, you mean confidence, I think.

by Anonymousreply 4612/04/2017

Short but good.

by Anonymousreply 4712/04/2017

He's not even that old. Here he is with his older sister, who looks 35 at most. If I ever met him, I'd probably slap him into next Tuesday.

by Anonymousreply 4812/04/2017

R48, why would you slap him?

by Anonymousreply 4912/04/2017

Is he depressed?

by Anonymousreply 5012/04/2017

R48 "35 at most"?? Bitch please.

by Anonymousreply 5112/04/2017

By god, antidepressants can work.

by Anonymousreply 5212/04/2017

[quote]why would you slap him?

Because he’s feminine and one of those gays that make us look bad.

by Anonymousreply 5312/05/2017

Does he live in his parents basement?

by Anonymousreply 5412/05/2017


by Anonymousreply 5512/05/2017

R53, hoq does he make us look had? He seems like a lovely guy.

by Anonymousreply 5612/05/2017


by Anonymousreply 5712/05/2017

R1, please post a pic of a hot guy. Just curious.

by Anonymousreply 5812/05/2017

r53, no one in this thread makes us look as bad as you do. So slap the motherfucking shit out of yourself. Do it again. And again. And again. Keep doing it 'til your head falls off, you piece of shit.

by Anonymousreply 5912/05/2017

He’ll be one of the first I toss into an oven after I build the first US concentration camp for gay men.

by Anonymousreply 6012/05/2017

He will probably kill himself within a few years.

by Anonymousreply 6112/05/2017

Has alcoholic face. His drinking might catch up with him soon

by Anonymousreply 6212/05/2017

OP = David Perry

by Anonymousreply 6312/05/2017

I hope he’s happy, but you cannot judge a person or his quality of life based on social media. It serves many purposes, but accurately portraying life in all its dimensions os not one of them.

by Anonymousreply 6412/05/2017

I'd like to meet him.

by Anonymousreply 6512/05/2017

What's the secret? Is he inherently sanguine? Affirming family, happy childhood?

Tell me the freaking secret. Please.

by Anonymousreply 6612/05/2017

Just wait for the inevitable suicide.

by Anonymousreply 6712/05/2017

What about his situation indicates he's likely to commit suicide?

by Anonymousreply 6812/05/2017

He's single but I guess having lots of friends fills his life.

by Anonymousreply 6912/05/2017

Does he have any friends?

by Anonymousreply 7012/05/2017

He had like 100 guests at his birthday party, and a ton over for some holidays. Everyone is smiling like a maniac.

by Anonymousreply 7112/05/2017

Then why is his pillow stained with tears?

by Anonymousreply 7212/05/2017

OP, you have to accept yourself, appreciate the people around you and be happy in and of yourself before others will want to be near you.

by Anonymousreply 7312/05/2017

You're right, R73. I'm going to ask my therapist how I should proceed towards just becoming a happy, open person. It's going to take a lot of work, and I'll have to be very vulnerable. I'll have to turn off the part of my brain that looks for what's wrong, who's being sarcastic - basically the part that looks for what's not obviously present, largely out of fear.

I'm going to avoid the news, and yeah I'll give to charity but I'm not going to be exposed to any more suffering.

I need to wake the fuck up and get happy, open, and kind of greedy for life.

by Anonymousreply 7412/05/2017

Don't bring around a cloud to rain on his parade!

by Anonymousreply 7512/05/2017

He's a Gemini:

Positive Qualities of Gemini: Brilliance of Mind, Good Communication Skills, Gregariousness, Diplomacy, Vivacity, Enthusiasm, Tact, Cheerfulness, Wit and Versatility. Negative Qualities of Gemini: Duality, Prevarication, Instability, Indecision, Laziness and Untidiness.

by Anonymousreply 7612/05/2017

I wonder if he has a good dating life or is just everyone's friend...

by Anonymousreply 7712/05/2017

Zodiac believers are the worst.

by Anonymousreply 7812/05/2017


by Anonymousreply 7912/05/2017

Based on the pic at R48, I think he's fibbing a bit about his age. He looks 55, she looks 35.

by Anonymousreply 8012/05/2017

I think you're absolutely right, R80.

by Anonymousreply 8112/05/2017

R80 She looks mid-40s. All that makeup is hiding her age, but the wrinkly eyelids give her away.

by Anonymousreply 8212/05/2017

Some of his "hot" friends look kinda of goofy.

by Anonymousreply 8312/05/2017


by Anonymousreply 8412/06/2017

Op succeeded!

by Anonymousreply 8512/06/2017

The personification of South Park's Big Gay Al.

by Anonymousreply 8612/06/2017

South Park loves gays!

by Anonymousreply 8712/06/2017

There are plenty of things genuinely happy, contented middle aged people do with their lives. Hanging around go-go bars with musclke twunks 24/7 is not one of them.

by Anonymousreply 8812/06/2017

He bought all those friends on Instagram.

by Anonymousreply 8912/06/2017

Guys, please don't be mean. I don't want him seeing this and getting upset. He seems like a really nice guy.

by Anonymousreply 9012/06/2017

He doesn't look like someone who hires gogo dancers for private meetups.

by Anonymousreply 9112/06/2017

Bet he's comfortable anywhere he goes.

by Anonymousreply 9212/07/2017

Going out tonight. Maybe I'll meet him.

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