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So, what are the Trumps & Co getting for Christmas?

Donald - indictments. Ivanka - a dictionary consisting only of the word "complicit". Jared - 101 Things To Do In Prison Jr & Eric - an up & close experience with a very hungry lion in a cage. Melania - passport. Barron - an invitation to the Obama's for Christmas. Tiffany - popcorn. KellyAnne - a mirror. Bannon - heart attack.

by Anonymousreply 1112/07/2017

Oh dear, let's try that again:

Donald - indictments.

Ivanka - a dictionary consisting only of the word "complicit".

Jared - 101 Things To Do In Prison

Jr & Eric - an up & close experience with a very hungry lion in a cage.

Melania - passport.

Barron - an invitation to the Obama's for Christmas.

Tiffany - popcorn. KellyAnne - a mirror.

Bannon - heart attack.

by Anonymousreply 112/03/2017

I want to remind OP (and my father and his supporters) that Jared and I don't celebrate Christmas.

by Anonymousreply 212/03/2017

[quote]Barron - an invitation to the Obama's for Christmas.

Sweet!

Imagine the effect that would have on Barron's dad. It would be even better if they invited Melania, too.

by Anonymousreply 312/03/2017

I'm wishing indictments for Trump, Jared, Donny Jr, and Ivanka. And I'm hoping a little extra something for Trump in 2018: impeachment proceedings.

by Anonymousreply 412/03/2017

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

by Anonymousreply 512/03/2017

Store bought pecan pie for Sarah.

Oh wait, maybe she doesn't need that.

by Anonymousreply 612/03/2017

For Dear Leader...

by Anonymousreply 712/03/2017

Well obviously, something in the opioid range for Kellyanne;

another T-shirt for Barron, maybe this one could say "Get A Clue" and he can wear it ironically around his Dad;

for Melania, a new lock for her bedroom door;

for Ivanka a therapy dog to talk to in the coming dark nights;

for Steve Bannon a Geiger counter to help him find all that Uranium he likes to talk about;

for the two boys Eric and Don Jr. of course it has to be the safari trip of a lifetime into the creeks and estuaries of Northern Queensland;

and for the President, nothing but the best: the Midas Touch. Watch out how you use it!

by Anonymousreply 812/04/2017

XXXmas for you-know-who, he of grabbing fame

by Anonymousreply 912/04/2017

The kids are getting an estate tax-free inheritance for Christmas.

by Anonymousreply 1012/04/2017

Well some of the kids are getting that R10. Some.

by Anonymousreply 1112/07/2017
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