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Luke Evans posts cock outline

He must be unsatisfied with his year of professional success and new boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 9812/18/2017

Where's the corona?

by Anonymousreply 112/01/2017

Omg looser he probably posted for Hubie to have a wank

by Anonymousreply 212/01/2017

Don't you think threads like these are a bit pervy in light of what's happening with men in the media? Seems this site's a bit hypocritical.

by Anonymousreply 312/01/2017

What is a looser?

by Anonymousreply 412/01/2017

R3 did this site MAKE Luke post a cock outline selfie?

by Anonymousreply 512/01/2017

R5 Amen! R3 HE in light of what’s happening shouldn’t post shit like that

by Anonymousreply 612/01/2017

Damn. I thought OP's thread title was "Luke Evans Posts cock online" and I had such high hopes.

by Anonymousreply 712/01/2017

Didn't he used to cam on Cam4 and Chaturbate?

by Anonymousreply 812/01/2017

Yes.

by Anonymousreply 912/01/2017

R7 I’m sure that day will come soon enough

by Anonymousreply 1012/01/2017

hot

by Anonymousreply 1112/01/2017

R8 omg what a slut - explains why he looks like he has aids in the pic little unhealthy there sunshine

by Anonymousreply 1212/01/2017

What a click bait thread, there are much better vpl pics of Luke Evans than this.

by Anonymousreply 1312/01/2017

Once again, much ado about nothing.

Some of you queens really do need to get out more.

by Anonymousreply 1412/01/2017

Do other people think that he is a very rough looking 38-years old?

He looks ridden hard and put away wet, literally and figuratively.

by Anonymousreply 1512/01/2017

His multiple fangurl threads are so strange and stalker-y, but OTOH he's such a calculated Instawhore that it's hard to work up much sympathy for him.

by Anonymousreply 1612/01/2017

I don't find him particularly attractive, but he seems to be doing well for himself as an actor, getting cast in the sort of parts openly gay men are normally excluded from. It's good to see.

by Anonymousreply 1712/01/2017

He's so thirsty for attention. Richard Burton may have made commercial trash movies too, but at least he had a talent to back it up.

by Anonymousreply 1812/01/2017

Filthy, gross chainsmoker. Tries to come off as a healthy work-out nut but leaves the gym and smokes like a chimney.

by Anonymousreply 1912/01/2017

Well at least he doesn't troll for dick in parks, R19.

by Anonymousreply 2012/01/2017

He looks like all British men. Old. Haggard. Dirty. Bad teeth. Gross.

by Anonymousreply 2112/01/2017

"He must be unsatisfied with his year of professional success and new boyfriend". WTF?

Au contraire - by the look of him, he must be VERY satisfied!

Every once in awhile, he gives his fans a treat like this one!

by Anonymousreply 2212/01/2017

Another chest shot.

by Anonymousreply 2312/01/2017

By the pool.

by Anonymousreply 2412/01/2017

R12, I hope you die in a very painful prolonged way.

by Anonymousreply 2512/01/2017

On a beach.

by Anonymousreply 2612/01/2017

Swanning around.

by Anonymousreply 2712/01/2017

That lighting is not great for his pozface.

by Anonymousreply 2812/01/2017

With a baby.

by Anonymousreply 2912/01/2017

On holiday in Greece.

I think you all get the picture.

Hot body, Ab Fab.

by Anonymousreply 3012/01/2017

[quote]Filthy, gross chainsmoker. Tries to come off as a healthy work-out nut but leaves the gym and smokes like a chimney.

Tons of celebrities leave the gym and go smoke.

by Anonymousreply 3112/01/2017

Chris Evans and his ripped bod smokes

by Anonymousreply 3212/01/2017

Kellan Lutz

by Anonymousreply 3312/01/2017

Henry Cavill..

by Anonymousreply 3412/01/2017

Anyway, here OP, here are some real bulge shots of Luke Evans.

by Anonymousreply 3512/01/2017

Much better than that instagram

by Anonymousreply 3612/01/2017

In motion

by Anonymousreply 3712/01/2017

Don't worry folks it's only one the luketeers having a hissy fit.

Carry on! 🙌

by Anonymousreply 3812/01/2017

R19 - Even models who can't act smoke like chimneys. Proof is here.

by Anonymousreply 3912/01/2017

No one sucks like Luke E.

No one fucks like Luke E.

No one sings Disney songs for big bucks like Luke E.

by Anonymousreply 4012/01/2017

He's Gaston in real life. Was the joke lost on everyone?

by Anonymousreply 4112/01/2017

R17 True

by Anonymousreply 4212/01/2017

Luke Evans has child-bearing hips.

That picture of the divine Henry Cavill is out-0f-date and no longer relevant

by Anonymousreply 4312/01/2017

Mary r43!

A lot of actors smoke, I'm sorry if that is so hard for you to hear.

by Anonymousreply 4412/01/2017

I find him rugged and sexy but his narcissism is beyond a turnoff . He’s like a Kartrashian with his selfies. Get over yourself.

by Anonymousreply 4512/01/2017

R40 that was good I laughed 🤣z

by Anonymousreply 4612/01/2017

R25 honey eat Luke’s aids dick 👄🤳🏼🍾🍆👅

by Anonymousreply 4712/01/2017

Luke Evans had a professional success this year? IN WHAT?!

by Anonymousreply 4812/01/2017

Luke has just commented on his Instagram pic:

[quote]You guys crack me up... seriously. Never met such a dirty minded bunch... 🙄

Seriously??? Don't tell me he wasn't aware what he's posted🙄

by Anonymousreply 4912/01/2017

R49 what a dickhead he knew

by Anonymousreply 5012/01/2017

That's what you get for dressing like a whore.

by Anonymousreply 5112/01/2017

R51 hahaha

by Anonymousreply 5212/01/2017

He's so pathetic. He knew what response he'd get. He's so desperate for it.

by Anonymousreply 5312/01/2017

Luke has a beautiful body. And I like his somewhat blue collar handsome face.

by Anonymousreply 5412/01/2017

[quote]Luke Evans had a professional success this year? IN WHAT?!

by Anonymousreply 5512/01/2017

He's not exactly in a position to have any reason to be desperate, is he?

by Anonymousreply 5612/01/2017

r56, of course he is. He's not respected as a true actor. Nobody's calling him the new Richard Burton. He makes trashy commercial movies, all he can do to sustain interest is engage in a narcissistic social media world where he is the centre of the universe.

by Anonymousreply 5712/01/2017

[quote]Nobody's calling him the new Richard Burton. He makes trashy commercial movies

So did Richard Burton when he was married to Liz Taylor.

by Anonymousreply 5812/01/2017

R48 - he played Gaston in Beauty and the Beast. Try to keep up, will ya?

by Anonymousreply 5912/02/2017

r58, yes... Liz made Richard sell out. But before he got tangled up with her, he was acclaimed as the greatest stage actor Britain had produced since Olivier.

by Anonymousreply 6012/02/2017

If the moron was that dumb to post it he has to expect the reaction.

by Anonymousreply 6112/03/2017

^R61 'Luke Evans is one of the biggest stars in the world' Ummm yeah ok?

by Anonymousreply 6212/03/2017

Looks uncut?

by Anonymousreply 6312/03/2017

R61 Everyone is successful in the Uk !!!

by Anonymousreply 6412/03/2017

R64 Oh I get it.

by Anonymousreply 6512/03/2017

The article at R61 manages to talk about his cock but fails to mention he sticks it in other men. The selfie was definitely for attention: Luke has the instincts and morals of a waterfront [italic]puta[/italic].

by Anonymousreply 6612/04/2017

God, Jon really dodged a bullet with this one.

by Anonymousreply 6712/04/2017

Yes, Jon is well away from that dirty old trashbag. There's nothing but disappointment awaiting anyone who cares about that cold prick with the compassion and class of an [italic]Herbertstraße[/italic] whore.

by Anonymousreply 6812/04/2017

I don't get the hate of Luke Evans by some of you guys, am I supposed he upset he posted a pic of himself that shows a bit of bulge?!

But then I have never followed the Luke Evans/Jon K threads, I stuck my head in there and they seem insane.

by Anonymousreply 6912/04/2017

he looks like he has facial wasting.

by Anonymousreply 7012/04/2017

R69 Luke's a slutty, unfaithful, diseased closet case. Hell, those qualities make him a *hero* to some DLers.

by Anonymousreply 7112/04/2017

R69 up until last year Luke was the hero and Jon K was the slutty whore thankfully like most things the truth will eventually come out and your true colors start to show - Luke is an actors sure but his antics are beyond pathetic- his behavior in Budapest alone was deplorable

by Anonymousreply 7212/04/2017

[quote]fails to mention he sticks it in other men.

You're assuming Luke is a top?

by Anonymousreply 7312/04/2017

R72 What happened to Jon K. ?

by Anonymousreply 7412/04/2017

Nice picture OP

by Anonymousreply 7512/04/2017

And another... this is from the Gay times, good on you Luke :)

by Anonymousreply 7612/05/2017

R76 Delicious

by Anonymousreply 7712/05/2017

Figure skaters & individual athletes can still compete with the "neutral" team, as long as they prove they are clean.

by Anonymousreply 7812/05/2017

R78 oops wrong thread, sorry

by Anonymousreply 7912/05/2017

That nubbin is what so many people are having coniption fits over?

by Anonymousreply 8012/05/2017

R80 Yep and a coniption is the perfect way to sum it up. Luke had one kind of too.

by Anonymousreply 8112/05/2017

[quote]What happened to Jon K. ?

He's moved on but I fear he'd take the Welsh louse back if they reunited.

Are you familiar with the French term [italic]la nostalgie de la boue[/italic] ("longing for the mud")? It's what comes to mind whenever I think of Jon's strange love for Luke. It's usually defined as a desire for degradation and depravity, an attraction for the unworthy or crude. One writer described it as:

[quote]ascribing higher spiritual values to people and cultures considered "lower" than oneself, the romanticization of the faraway primitive which is also the equivalent of the lower class close to home

It's like when you hear about the many girls (and undoubtedly quite a few boys as well) who allow John Mayer to shit on them as part of the sex act, then continue to roll around on the soiled sheets. It beggars belief, yet some are more than willing to endure this humiliation, though what impells them is far beyond comprehension.

by Anonymousreply 8212/15/2017

We consider this rape.

by Anonymousreply 8312/15/2017

I wish Ben Barnes would give us more VPL like Luke does.

by Anonymousreply 8412/15/2017

[quote] He's moved on but I fear he'd take the Welsh louse back if they reunited.

I'm afraid you are right. Jon might be a bit immature at times but he's a good person, Luke Evans on the other hand is pure trash. Let's hope that Jon "allows" himself to fall in love with another guy before this happens.

by Anonymousreply 8512/15/2017

Gawd he could get it. All night loong too

by Anonymousreply 8612/16/2017

You people are unhinged... I am so glad I do not know you in any way in real life. You know nothing about Evans or Jon and yet you come here and type terrible things about them as if you were their bff or their most intimate frenemy.

Hopefully what's posted here is from some internet Russian troll who's given up on posting pro-tRump materials on the web and is now flailing about for continued attention.

The original post in this thread is of a good looking man whose dick can be seen beneath his gym shorts. Big. Fucking. Deal.

by Anonymousreply 8712/16/2017

[quote]Hopefully what's posted here is from some internet Russian troll

You believe Russians are posting evil things on DL about Luke Evans but think the rest of us are disturbed?

You remind me of a girl who went to HS with me. She thought the KGB was sending messages to her through the air conditioning vents. They eventually took her away to the looney bin.

by Anonymousreply 8812/16/2017

No R88, if you read the post, R87 said "Hopefully" - obviously thinking that no normal person could be so unhinged about the actor Luke Evans.

by Anonymousreply 8912/16/2017

fuck russia. I wanna talk about Evans dong!

by Anonymousreply 9012/16/2017

I'm with you R90 - I like the pics of Evans where you can tell he's guy with cock and that he's not going to hide it... at the gym or the beach. He's Speedo worthy, that's for sure.

by Anonymousreply 9112/16/2017

Yes, R89, "hopefully" means he hopes it's true. It's paranoid schizophrenia.

by Anonymousreply 9212/16/2017

Ugh....

by Anonymousreply 9312/18/2017

I think Luke Evans would be such a fun fuck, he is definitely a horny bastard.

by Anonymousreply 9412/18/2017

He looks unclean somehow.

by Anonymousreply 9512/18/2017

r95....I would gladly cleanse him.......with my tongue.

by Anonymousreply 9612/18/2017

Have at it R96.

by Anonymousreply 9712/18/2017

I think he's fucking beautiful. A real man not a pasty twink or a barely legal teen. Let Singer and Peado Spacey have them. Let me have this guy!

by Anonymousreply 9812/18/2017
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