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Has anyone gotten a bj from a guy who takes off his dentures?

Is a gum BJ really amazing?

by Anonymousreply 3112/07/2017

Yes. Professional hookers have all their teeth pulled out for this reason. It’s like an asshole but in the mouth!

by Anonymousreply 111/23/2017

They won't. "It's too embarrassing" Vanity means I can't have nice beejes.

by Anonymousreply 211/23/2017

Do women do this to please their boyfriends or is that an urban myth?

by Anonymousreply 311/23/2017

Here you go R3.

by Anonymousreply 411/23/2017

That's disgusting. It's why I won't go out with a guy over 40. Can you imagine kissing someone and having his teeth fall out?

by Anonymousreply 511/23/2017

R5 then u know it’s BJ time!

by Anonymousreply 611/23/2017

Back in the 80s I had a friend who had a glass eye and once (on my birthday) he popped it out and let me socket-fuck him

by Anonymousreply 711/23/2017

Oh my.

by Anonymousreply 811/23/2017

My condolences on your penis size, R7.

by Anonymousreply 911/23/2017

It's Thanksgiving, but this reads more like a Valentine's Day thread

by Anonymousreply 1011/23/2017

r5 I dumped a guy when I found out he had veneers, I could never be with a denture guy. Really how hard is it to brush your teeth. I am over 40 with no cavities because I simply brush and floss twice a day.

by Anonymousreply 1111/23/2017

R11 speaking as someone who brushes, flosses at least twice a day along with the yearly dental cleanings, I am still losing my teeth and soon to have full dentures because of a genetic jaw defect that prevents me from having healthy gums / teeth. Dont ASSUME someone with dentures are dirty or negligent . Try compassion and be grateful you dont have a embarrassing amd painful disorder.

by Anonymousreply 1211/24/2017

R12 *and

by Anonymousreply 1311/24/2017

R7 that is so fucking gross. WTF.

by Anonymousreply 1411/24/2017

Oh come on. Not even from a gummy Bear on Pride Day?

by Anonymousreply 1511/24/2017

The CDC claims that flossing doesn't do anything to help oral hygiene

by Anonymousreply 1611/24/2017

Adderall. My teeth disintegrated. Leeched the calcium right out of em. So, dentures. I don't give "gummers."

by Anonymousreply 1711/24/2017




by Anonymousreply 1811/24/2017

I think dentures (at least full plates) are far less prevalent than they used to be. Modern dentistry has improved dental hygiene for the majority of the population born after WWII. You rarely see TV commercials for denture products anymore; they were quite common ten or fifteen years ago.

by Anonymousreply 1911/24/2017

My grandfather died when I was a preschooler and Grandma had a wide variety of boyfriends afterward. At Thanksgiving dinner her dentures slipped and she had to step away from the table. Her boyfriend gives this leering wink and says “that’s why I love your Granny- she gives great head!” How do you reply to that?

by Anonymousreply 2011/24/2017

R20 "Yes, I know."

by Anonymousreply 2111/24/2017

Once I was doing it with a hot daddy and I saw him swipe his hand in front of his mouth... but I did not see why. The next monent, he went down on my dick and I was getting my first gummer.

It was great. Nothing else compares. Just simply incredible.

by Anonymousreply 2211/24/2017

It sounds unbelievably gross, either giving or receiving.

by Anonymousreply 2312/07/2017

yes and it feels really good.

my highschool friends mother ( i lived with them briefly before moving to a big city, she liked having me around and thought i was a hoot) she told me her husband would have it no other way. she had to take her dentures out when she blew him. now i know why. lol

by Anonymousreply 2412/07/2017

JFC, this thread is interesting.

I still have all of my teeth, thankfully. I take excellent care of my mouth. Brush and floss after every meal, even when I was boozing it up HEAVILY.

by Anonymousreply 2512/07/2017

I was with a guy a few times where I sucked him & bottomed for him a few times.

After about the third or fourth time we hooked up he told me he had fake teeth. He was young, but half of them had been knocked out as a teenager in an accident and it was like landing a bowling ball down the middle - what was left was so haphazard that they just decided to take them out.

It was THE most amazing blow job I've ever had. I'm pretty sure it was also the biggest load I've ever shot.

by Anonymousreply 2612/07/2017

I love it how posters here will stay forever young and beautiful. Never have sex with a saggy eldergay never lose a tooth. I wish I had such determination. I had all my own teeth in my forties. In my fifties I have a couple of implants and if that's enough to put off a fuck that's a fuck I don't need to be having. Generally speaking though I wouldn't have sex with someone with veneers chiefly because I am real turned off by those teeth that look like someone opened a fridge door in the dark. Same goes for those who over whiten their teeth. However keep the colour palatte toned down to old lady smokey grey and I am in there.

by Anonymousreply 2712/07/2017

the part that makes it so special is that the bones that held the teeth are covered in soft gums, but the can apply pressure and "chew" on your meat. it makes for a very squirmy exhilarating sensation. when i found out a guy i was with had dentures, (after what my highschool friend's mom told me) i had to ask him to do it to me because of the curiosity. he told me he had regulars that he serviced like this. it was very very good.

by Anonymousreply 2812/07/2017

when you have hard and fast rules about what you do and what you don't do...or who you do and don't do. you miss out. variety is the spice of life, i'm glad i learned that when i was younger. i still see men and smile at them and they smile back. we remember the good ones.

by Anonymousreply 2912/07/2017

Back in the day we used to call them Tooth Fairies.

by Anonymousreply 3012/07/2017

Got mine five years ago at 48. My mule dick Italian American partner always said I gave great head, but this brought it to another level. He suddenly died three years ago.

I now have a few FWBs since I'm not interested in another relationship. I met most of them online and was not only honest about my stats (6'6", 220 lbs, daddy/cop looks, recent pics), i was upfront that I had dentures and gave awesome deep throat head. Why lie? Its served me well since I have a nice variety of guys, and no, they aren't nasty old men. They range from a 32 yo built AA former college linebacker to a 66 year old hot AF retired fireman. I guess they enjoy me and my skills since two of my FBs were sent to me by guys I was already hooking up with!

The one thing my FBs have in common is that they all have hung thick dicks. My partner spoiled me with his, and now with the dentures, I've found that I'm not interested in average size dicks; or those that are long, but skinny. No gag here and I like my mouth and throat full.

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