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Ben Affleck: should he just become a great big fat person?

Just give into his fat self like Orson Welles.

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by Anonymousreply 45July 13, 2019 4:25 PM

OP, I watched first his stomach and then Ben himself come walking out on Live With Kelli and Ryan and I thought of Orson Welles immediately!

by Anonymousreply 1November 18, 2017 11:28 PM

Become?

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by Anonymousreply 2November 18, 2017 11:30 PM

Become?

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by Anonymousreply 3November 18, 2017 11:31 PM

He's going for a full-Brando.

by Anonymousreply 4November 18, 2017 11:31 PM

Become?

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by Anonymousreply 5November 18, 2017 11:31 PM

Become?

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by Anonymousreply 6November 18, 2017 11:33 PM

This is how I see him now.

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by Anonymousreply 7November 18, 2017 11:35 PM

R7 Thank you!

R6 honourable mention!

by Anonymousreply 8November 18, 2017 11:44 PM

The new Batbenmobile

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by Anonymousreply 9November 18, 2017 11:47 PM

The fat closet kills.

by Anonymousreply 10November 19, 2017 12:05 AM

When did they colorize me?

by Anonymousreply 11November 19, 2017 12:17 AM

He's one bacon cheeseburger and an order of cheese fries away from

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by Anonymousreply 12November 19, 2017 3:51 AM

I am a fan and his weight hasn't got anything tovdo with it. I like most of his movies.

by Anonymousreply 13November 19, 2017 4:13 AM

Is that what fat is now? He looks normal to me for a man his age. I’d do him from here to eternity.

by Anonymousreply 14November 19, 2017 4:27 AM

R2 & R3 I'd suckle on those moobies all day.

by Anonymousreply 15November 19, 2017 5:19 AM

Quite big tits.

by Anonymousreply 16November 19, 2017 5:52 AM

Affleck is a pig ! with his beer belly !!! https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/2846692.main_image.jpg?strip=all

by Anonymousreply 17July 12, 2019 1:01 PM

His titties are bigger we two together

by Anonymousreply 18July 12, 2019 1:22 PM

Orson Welles could get away with being fat because he was a great talk show guest, because he directed some really good films, and because he could at times be really compelling in a movie.

Affleck can't really say any of that.

Al he has going for him is the fat part.

by Anonymousreply 19July 12, 2019 1:26 PM

Wasn't Orson Welles fat from the beginning, ala Winston Churchill? Or at least had butterface?

While not a fan of Affleck, he's had his fit moments (The Town movie comes to mind).

by Anonymousreply 20July 12, 2019 1:41 PM

He lacks the talent and charisma of Orson Welles or Brando, but he’s got a shot at becoming the male contemporary counterpart to Chrissy Metz.

by Anonymousreply 21July 12, 2019 2:06 PM

He lacks the talent and charisma of Orson Welles or Brando, but he’s got a shot at becoming the male contemporary counterpart to Chrissy Metz.

by Anonymousreply 22July 12, 2019 2:07 PM

Sorry for the double post.

I was thinking double portions.

by Anonymousreply 23July 12, 2019 2:08 PM

Orson was widely considered a "genius" but no one ever said that about any actor today, except me

by Anonymousreply 24July 12, 2019 3:51 PM

R19 didn't Ben make Argo? Write Good Will Hunting? Haven't seen them but remember much praise.

by Anonymousreply 25July 12, 2019 3:59 PM

It seems like the weight really came on after the Batman role (did he bulk up for that?) and he's fighting alcoholism. But I still would. I wouldn't be proud of it...

by Anonymousreply 26July 12, 2019 4:07 PM

Ben is an attractive man, but he's not great shakes as an actor, so I'm not sure the fat character actor route is the best way for him to go.

by Anonymousreply 27July 12, 2019 4:38 PM

Ben is a fantastic role model for our stakeholders!

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by Anonymousreply 28July 12, 2019 4:41 PM

Looks like bloating from a lack of fiber.

by Anonymousreply 29July 12, 2019 4:44 PM

Hes always seemed clinically depressed to me

by Anonymousreply 30July 12, 2019 4:46 PM

He had six pack and on his GQ cover

by Anonymousreply 31July 13, 2019 3:41 AM

He’s on prednisone. That’s why he has such a big belly and bloated face.

by Anonymousreply 32July 13, 2019 3:52 AM

Marrying d-list church frau Garner was confirmation of his impending demise.

by Anonymousreply 33July 13, 2019 3:55 AM

Marrying d-list church frau Garner was confirmation of his impending demise.

by Anonymousreply 34July 13, 2019 3:55 AM

He has a future sitting in the directors chair.

by Anonymousreply 35July 13, 2019 4:33 AM

Isn't that Lucille Ball with Mr. Wells?

by Anonymousreply 36July 13, 2019 4:47 AM

Affleck has always been my fantasy hate fuck.

by Anonymousreply 37July 13, 2019 5:12 AM

Hasn't he?

by Anonymousreply 38July 13, 2019 5:13 AM

R20 Welles started putting on weight in his 30s and was obese by the time he was 50. Here he is at age 27.

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by Anonymousreply 39July 13, 2019 5:46 AM

MASSIVE BEN AFFLECK TERRORIZES CINEMACON.

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by Anonymousreply 40July 13, 2019 6:26 AM

Hongry, Hongry Hippo!

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by Anonymousreply 41July 13, 2019 11:42 AM

It's because he didn't take care of his gut bacteria.

by Anonymousreply 42July 13, 2019 11:53 AM

It was reported Benna Fleck read this thread and said, "Fuck those homos, I'll fuck them in the ass."

And later that day, over one million homos lined up outside his home..

by Anonymousreply 43July 13, 2019 2:15 PM

I saw him once. He was stunningly handsome, better than on camera. That was before his weight gain.

by Anonymousreply 44July 13, 2019 3:06 PM

His next film will be Batman Vs Mrs Butterworth.

by Anonymousreply 45July 13, 2019 4:25 PM
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