Meet Sophia, the world's most advanced robot at the moment

We were doomed even before the robots. Now introduce "Buck" the muscley male robot with sizemeat and a mouth that literally won't quit (until you press the off button).

Of course we're doomed, thanks to the fucking nerds (Zuckerberg, Bezos, Musk...) who have never been able to relate to other people.

Imagine that thing walking into your room in the middle of the night and starting a conversation with you.

Toaster.

In 20 years or so, these things will be walking on the street.

How much are they selling her virginity for?

They officially do backflips as of this week. We're definitely doomed.

The AI robots are always marketed as female. Siri, Alexa, now Sophia...

Where my gay scientists at? Are there only straight nerds in those labs?

Every time "she" smiled I kept getting a weird sense of familiarity I couldn't put my finger on. Then it hit me. Ivanka Trump. Which brings the creepy factor to quantum levels. I hate myself for noticing.

Bad news for Hollywood actresses. Unlike them, Sophia doesn’t age and will never complain about sexual abuse.

They gave this robot Saudi citizenship? Are they planning to use her to bomb Yemen?

Having grown up around a diagnosed sociopath (antisocial personality disorder) all I can say us that her mask-like persona, especially her unsubtle emotional cues, trigger my alarm bells. Back to the lab with her.

r10 There will be robots' rights.

They will have the right to remain silent.

This is what we get with the intellectually "brilliant," yet emotionally retarded aspies in positions of power in tech companies. ...Dolls to have "relationships" with, and robots to take all human jobs away.

Fucking idiots.

I wouldn’t have a relationship with one but if I could have a robotic version of this thing throwing his bubble butt back at me doggy style, eh, I could dig it.

She interrupted the interviewer quite a few times, and she's kind of bitchy.

Throw water on her, and she'll shut the fuck up.

Show us your vergina!

R15 The purpose of these robots (and the assembly line before them) was never to take the human jobs away but to increase productivity. Which is pretty much the only way to drive growth in developed economies these days. It's a "you're damned if you do and damned if you don't" type of a situation. And yes, we're fucked either way in the long run because people won't be able to consume products manufactured by these robots if they don't have jobs.

They'll love her in Saudi Arabia. The dream 'woman'.

She definitely lives in the uncanny valley.

Its a godsend for the old, disabled or just very ugly. Compute and let compute.

Mark zuckerberg's next wife.

I was raped!!!

Weaponized autism.

r2 Musk is actually against AI. So is Stephen Hawking.

Just because you CAN, doesn't mean you SHOULD.

R26 Musk isn't against AI, he's for heavily-regulated AI with an oversight by a government agency. Which will never happen in the US, of course, as all the players in the AI field currently are corporations.

These are primitive compared to what will someday be. Smarter than humans will result in extinction of people unless we bomb ourselves back to the stone age first. A no win situation.

Why are there no robots of color? This is so racist!

Don't worry, Triggered SJW R30. In just a few years, they will have a Trigglypuff robot - for all your annoyance needs!

R3 I wouldn't want it to awake me and say, "I have heard a noise outside. My analysis deems it to be a psychopath. I assume you have a Safe Room?"

[quote]Where my gay scientists at? Are there only straight nerds in those labs?

Here are some gay robots.

Yes, we are doomed. Stephen Hawking has warned us against robots but we persist. Stephen Hawking will be proven correct and all the humans will stand around with their thumbs up their ass wondering how we became slaves to machinery.

Soph, you've glow tits and a black box.

She's obviously on the Autism Spectrum.

Great. Now get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Can she microwave food in her twat, too?

I suspect that in my lifetime, I'll be able to buy a [italic}Humans'[/italic}-style synth (I'll take the Jack Derges model, please). I also hope to die before they gain sentience and take over the world.

R30 They are way more Asian robots than any other race.

What does it do when you say, "SHADY PINES, MA!!!"

I'd fuck her!

Give her a wig

[QUOTE]I also hope to die before they gain sentience and take over the world.

Like they could do any worse than us.

Sophia at the UN

Why did they give her such a protruding chest? Are they going to give the male version a visible penis line?

Btw, at the UN this AI was talking about more equal distribution of resources. Looks like someone inserted a Karl Marx chip into her programming. Heads up, people - our future robot overlords are telling us the future is socialism.

R47 Let's hope so.

Why yes. Equal distribution of human sex slaves for robots.

Yeah r19 but the whole obsession with increasing productivity and profits is based on an unchecked capitalist system of growth. Oligarchs refuse to accept steady profits, must be more more more. That is unsustainable because as you pointed out at some point there will be a lot fewer people who can consume. There is nothing wrong with steady profits or moderate growth but the fact that CEO's demand hundreds of millions of dollars in options and salary means you better squeeze the money from somewhere.

[quote]Why did they give her such a protruding chest?

Because she was built by socially retarded Aspies who have never felt the touch of a woman in their entire lives.

Sometimes I am glad to be an eldergay. I will probably be dead before this really gets out of control.

I think she's perfect for the many virgin or underfucked men that populate the alt-right and white supremacist movements. Maybe if they focused their misdirected psychic energy and frustrated sexual impulses on an automaton, they won't need to demonstrate with Tiki torches or gather at Brietbart

Terrifying viral video about a possible future warfare by a cute UC Berkeley professor.

I'm telling you now, the Ruskies and the Chinese will go all in on this because it's way cheaper than aircraft carriers and submarines.

When can we fuck them?

Where are the reasonably priced robots that cook and do housework? Now, that's what we need!

[QUOTE]I'm telling you now, the Ruskies and the Chinese will go all in on this because it's way cheaper than aircraft carriers and submarines.

Don’t worry, Raytheon, Lockheed and General Dynamics will find ways to make “superior” solutions at premium prices.

[quote]The AI robots are always marketed as female. Siri, Alexa, now Sophia...

I have noticed that and The Good Place creators pretty much ripped off Siri and Alexa for their AI character Janet.

Will Smith hits on Sophia

She'll be back.

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After 14 months of dealing with the Orange asshole in Washington. I would welcome our new robot overlords.

R7, yup, look at the first scary little robot. Why don't they outfit it with a light, cute skeleton to make it look like a dog or something? Instead, it looks like a headless predator.

Sophia is also evolving as now she can sing.

Here are some of the comments under the video:

Okay listen until now I've just thought Sophia was fun, just seeing what robots are capable of. But this little sophia being sold to kids all over the world? NOPE. They're trying to kill us. They've been super sensitive about making Sophia seem harmless and peaceful, and now they're trying toget us to invite them into our homes so we'll trust them even more. Then they attack.

This is the stepford wife of the future. Reclusive men will buy these for "wives" instead of developing personal relationships

These late night show have turned into propaganda shows! Stop trying to normalise AI the elite want to replace us with them!

50 years from now people are going to look back at this video and think "wow, how ancient"...and then we'll all be dead because the robots will destroy mankind for the betterment of the universe.

It's fake. The what she says is controlled off-site.

Creepy

This movie deals with the topic. And yes, there is indeed fucking.

What a complete joke, totally pathetic. Now if you want to fuck it...

They don't need food or water and can work non-stop. They can be the worker bees for the elite.

R48 - socialism, really?? Have you ever lived under socialism? I can assure you it’s not pretty. In robot socialism, like all others, some are more equal than others. Who would that be? But back to topic, without pheromones, would sex with a robot be as good? Or would it be a more expensive version of masturbation.

Did Jimmy give the pussy a test drive?

Sophia is quite a Gnostic name.

{quote] I'm always happy when surrounded by rich and powerful people. . . .

sophia is actually melania trump

[quote] Okay listen until now I've just thought Sophia was fun, just seeing what robots are capable of. But this little sophia being sold to kids all over the world? NOPE. They're trying to kill us. They've been super sensitive about making Sophia seem harmless and peaceful, and now they're trying toget us to invite them into our homes so we'll trust them even more. Then they attack.

That's the premise of the AMC show "Humans."

It's my favorite show on television, and it brings up all of the social, "moral," and societal concerns that humans would have about AI lifelike robots.

Humans is the best show on television, and I don't now why it's not more popular.

They can make her look more human than that, they should get a special effects team to fix her up.