I like him, and miss him, despite, ...you know.
I’m going to my family gathering tomorrow and some are Deplorables, so I need insults. I’m also bringing raspberry-herring pie, so he’s invited. I know it’s his favorite.
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I like him, and miss him, despite, ...you know.
I’m going to my family gathering tomorrow and some are Deplorables, so I need insults. I’m also bringing raspberry-herring pie, so he’s invited. I know it’s his favorite.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 22, 2018 12:55 AM |
In my brand new slow cooker.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 17, 2017 7:25 PM |
Oh, R1, I hate you!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 17, 2017 7:42 PM |
Despite the SMELL!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 17, 2017 8:32 PM |
[quote]You’re much more down on otters, which you describe as relentless killing and eating machines, taking in the equivalent of about 88 Big Macs a day. Being an otter, you write, “is like being on speed,” and not in a good way.
[quote]They have this frantic requirement to get their calorie intake up, leaving little room inside their heads for anything other than the craving. They do seem to be mere circuit boards in the way other species aren’t.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 17, 2017 10:39 PM |
I would not be surprised if the TG otter ate 88 Big Macs a day, plus a dozen raspberry-herring pies. He seems like the type.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 18, 2017 12:06 AM |
Bump
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 21, 2017 2:43 AM |
I think he’s a no-show this year. He would make a beautiful coat, though. Do you think he has an understudy? Would Gregory do?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 22, 2017 1:12 AM |
DataLounge is now interviewing for the position of Thanksgiving mascot. You must be young, outgoing, personable, and accommodating. No bears, or big cats, please. Salary is negotiable but generally one or two large bags of peanuts and 1 liter of Gin.
You must have a four year degree in hotel and restaurant management or similar. Zoo experience desired. Foreign language skills a plus. References are a must.
M/r
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 22, 2017 5:00 AM |
Busy! Bigly Busy this seaseoni, Fuckos!
Some tree hugger has me putting plastic cubes in cubes for her thesis. Look at the tits! Look at the piles and piles of student debt all over her forehead! I love it. More abalone? Give it to me slow-like, Baby. That's the way I likes it. Uh-huh-uh-huh.
Anyways, what does the Gaping Tunnel of Unfulfillment want? Bertha? This ain't Christmas, you know. Give thanks. Drop by a tribal casino. Chuck turkeys at a few CNAs. Put a few 'tards on the big bus for a change.
Marie! More fish, ya bitch!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 22, 2017 12:01 PM |
Seaseoni? Better go easy on those Abalone sandwiches.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 22, 2017 1:42 PM |
Good god why is OP's title post grayed out? Who could possibly be that offended by Ottie?
I adore him, and I have been waiting all years to hear those dulcet tones and crushed velvet words he utters. Needless to say I am most bereft that he is a no show.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 22, 2017 5:34 PM |
There’s an anti-animal faction here, R13. They don’t like Monday Moos, too.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 22, 2017 6:28 PM |
Here's my thread, yeast infections. Can't you do a cunting search?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 23, 2017 1:16 PM |
That thread is used, Thanksgiving Otter.
We want a shiny new thread… and a pony. Perhaps a spanking. Oh, and jodhpurs.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 23, 2017 1:32 PM |
I don’t give a fuck where you post, R16, here or the other thread, as long as I’m paid. A spanking? The last and only time you were spanked was when the only doctor in that god-forsaken hometown of yours who treated unplanned gash fillings messed up and mistakenly allowed you to live in his drunken stupor. Perhaps he was the father too, but really who knows? And speaking of bloody gashes, go ask your mother where to get pony. She knows. Probably explains your existence. As for “shiny” or new”, except for my knob, nothing’s been shiny or new on me since the George H. W. Bush administration, and that includes the third Mrs. Otter (aka Magotty Lips and not the cock-sucking lips, mind you). Jodhpurs? That’s the most god-damned fagotty thing I’ve read here today, which is saying a lot.
Any more requests?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 23, 2017 2:47 PM |
Mr. Otter, you have not picked-up your raspberry-herring pie. I used extra raspberry liqueur this time. It’s kind of sloshey. Where are you.?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 21, 2018 9:22 PM |
Hmm?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 22, 2018 12:55 AM |
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