TOPPED BY A VGL DWARF

Oh, Bill. You'll never find true love this way.

7/10

8/10 and potential to be huge. Except for the VGL dwarf, that is.

So now you don't have to jack-off to Peter Dinklage movies anymore!

This might end up being better than the Bonner Bolton’s Butthole thread.

Maybe he has a steady disability check that rolls in? There could be a LOT of festive evenings at Red Lobster for you!!! (fingers crossed)

0/0 - zzzzzzz

Do you have to ask for a booster seat in restaurants?

BILL!!

This is very exciting news!

Have you introduced him to your mother or Pickles yet?

What was their reaction to your new gentleman friend?

I like your story, Bill, it was short and sweet!

[quote]AND HE EASILY FITS INTO THE BATHTUB WITH ME

I find this to be crucial when dating a dwarf.

Bless you and your little man Bill!

There's a dwarf on Scruff in the New York area who's a big-dicked top. I'm sure he gets plenty of curious, yet horny, ass.

What is this shit?

A dwarf fucks a retard?

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT MY 70 YEAR OLD FATTY OF A SON IS SCREWING A GODDAMN MIDGET?? OR BEING SCREWED BY, MORE LIKE. THIS HOUSE NEEDS MORE BOOZE.

This is way better than the doorman thread.

Bill, please keep us updated.

Bill and Ruth Taylor give me LIFE!!

Love Bill Taylor, and now mom Ruth is another delight!!

R5 needs to shut his little whore mouth!

GOD I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPS

This thread is making me snort. My (newly moved-in) boyfriend just doesn't understand why DL makes me laugh so hard.

BILL!!!, Season 1, Episode 4: “Douchin’ For My Lilliputian”

I guffawed when I saw the thread title.

Bill, dwarfs have little hands. This is small, golden opportunity to try some new things.

Don’t be stingy on the lube.

GOOD MORNING MY FRIENDS--ANOTHER WONDERFUL NIGHT WITH HOWARD THE HUNG DWARF... FIRST WE WENT TO CRACKER BARREL AND I GOT THE TURKEY N DRESSING THURSDAY DINNER SPECIAL,,AND HOWARD GOT THE FRIED CHICKEN SALAD. HE TURNED DOWN THE BOOSTER SEAT OFFERED TO HIM- A "TOP'S PRIDE" I GUESS--SO HIS HEAD WAS BARELY ABOVE THE TABLE..WHICH WAS "OK" FOR CONVERSATION. HE ONLY ATE HALF HIS MEAL-AND WE SHARED A BAKED APPLE DUMPLIN. THEN WE WATCHED A MOVIE AND WENT HOME. MY MOTHER WAS RAISING HELL SO WE WENT TO A MOTEL. BLESS,BILL

I googled fried chicken salad.

Jose Altuve shops at Lowe's? I should go there more often!

And to think they made a movie about that deadbeat Gandhi, when there's a story like this that has never been told.

Keep posting! This thread is hysterical.

Ruth: Does your little pal there have a flat head so you can rest your drink on it? (Laugh track goes bananas)

"Dunkin' Donuts napkin" for the win!

Be careful, Bill.

Don’t see him every night. You have to play hard to get to keep his interest!

Next time he calls, tell him you can’t see him because you have to “wash your hair.” It will only increase his ardor.

I love BILL and his ill tempered mother.

Watch out, he sounds like a heartbreaker!

Thank you for your service, Bill!

BILL, don't listen to that nelly piece at R31. Instead, tell your [italic]amor pequeño[/italic] that you have to "stay home and soak your comb."

BY THE WAY BILL DID THE EPSOM SALTS WORK????

Bill-wasn’t this a plot on Jerry Springer?

BILL TAYLOR, I would love to hear more about how you discovered your "true" self.

Actually, I just want more BILL....I don't care what he wants to tell us!

Bill, how's your hole doing? Santi your garbage man lover pretty much wrecked it, right?

WHY DID YOU SHOUT THE WHOLE STORY?

BILL, I think this one might be a keeper. Don't let your mother ruin it for you.

That ruse won’t work, R31 . Howard already knows that BILL’s toupee is dishwasher safe (top rack only).

R42 is right. It goes in the old Kenmore every night, right next to Ruth's colostomy bag.

[Quote] There's a dwarf on Scruff in the New York area who's a big-dicked top.

[Bold] Pics please!!!!

And when Howard needs to shower after sex but Ruth is hogging the bathroom, he can just crouch in the lower dishwasher rack, R43 .

BILL WAS SPITTING NAILS WHEN I KEPT SAYING "DA PLANE DA PLANE" WHEN HE BROUGHT HIS MIDGET FRIEND HOME.

Bill, have you heard about this place called Shady Pines? It might be perfect for Ruth.

OP, I'm dying to hear more about the fabulous sex you're having with your dwarf. I'm so excited for you!

Is doggie-style the best position, because of height issues? Does he need to stand on a stool?

HELLO MY FRINDS--HOWARD, WHO LEFT THREE MONTHS AGO AFTER LIVING WITH ME SINCE THANKSGIVING,HAS JUST CALLED TO ASK FOR A 2ND CHANCE. WHAT SHOULD I DO??? BLESS,BILL

BILL, did he call you from the Big Brother house by any chance?

Why did anyone ever reply to this ?

How loose is your hole? Better tie a long piece of string to his ankle in case he disappears into it. Imagine having to present at the ER if you couldn't get him out.

BILL is hilarious, and even more so when you imagine a face to his posts. I really, REALLY like to think of him as so:

HELLO FRIEND--I AM 71 YEARS YOUNG, AND ONLY BECAME "GAY" TWO YEARS AGO....I WAS A VIRGIN ON THE "BACK SIDE" UNTIL I MET SANTI, MY GORGEOUS GARBAGE MAN W/ A GREEDY STREAK....IF YOU DON'T COUNT THE BENDING OVER I HAD TO DO FOR MY THREE EX-WIVES LAWYERS! LOL!! BLESS,BILL

I ADMIRE THAT GENTLEMAN'S WIG...MINE WAS RUINED IN THE DISHWASHER LAST WEEKEND,,DO YOU HAVE A WEBPAGE ADDRESS OR CATALOG WHERE I CAN BUY ONE?? BLESS,BILL

Have you asked to dress up like an Oompa Loompa yet?

THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE MY BILL. EXCEPT YOU LEFT OUT THE CAPTAINS HAT.

BILL I THOUGHT I WAS THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE YOU SLUT YOU GO TO HELL

Hey Bill. You goin to aquaerobics tomorrow? Can I borrow your swim cap again? So sorry. Carry on

BILL, I know where you can find a nice wig -- can you look up the WWW address on your Cingular typewriter phone?

HELLO MY FRIENDS--I HAD TO "BREAK UP" WITH HOWARD...HE WAS TOPPING TOO MANY OF MY FRIENDS AT THE SENIOR CENTER.. NOT TO WORRY,,TWO OF MY OLD HOMELESS "REGULARS" ARE STILL HORNY FOR A PIZZA AND A CRISP TWENTY. BLESS,BILL

Bill, what do you get on the pizza?

Welcome back, Bill! We missed you!

God love ya, Bill! So happy to have you back!

Thank God you're back, Bill. I was about ready to send the DL search party out to look for you!