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Which Datalounge posters do you think are real?

Which DL poster of the past or present do you think were actual people are not trolls?

by Anonymousreply 249June 17, 2019 6:12 PM

I think most of the posters on DL are Russian bots.

by Anonymousreply 1November 12, 2017 4:16 AM

I think AIKC was a real person possibly having some kind of manic episode when he was posting all that craziness.

by Anonymousreply 2November 12, 2017 4:18 AM

We used to have some great posters here who have disappeared. I miss Charlie, Mr Hollywood, Mia, Della, various lesbian posters.

by Anonymousreply 3November 12, 2017 4:26 AM

Bill Taylor and his sweet sweet mom.

by Anonymousreply 4November 12, 2017 4:31 AM

Della is back.

The Evening Punctuationist is a real person, as is his assistant Randolf.

by Anonymousreply 5November 12, 2017 4:39 AM

None of them are real.

by Anonymousreply 6November 12, 2017 4:41 AM

Is AIKC still here? Haven't seen him in a while.

by Anonymousreply 7November 12, 2017 4:42 AM

charlie is still around, although he posts fewer stories about sucking up to Caroline Kennedy.

by Anonymousreply 8November 12, 2017 4:46 AM

I miss the Herbert Ross troll and his random stories.

by Anonymousreply 9November 12, 2017 4:52 AM

I haven't seen the Evening Punctuationalist.

Woman on the Verge crashed quickly, though she was grand when she was hot. Oh, First Night Fanny I loved. The theatre people in general.

Was it Mia or Della who liked football?

by Anonymousreply 10November 12, 2017 4:59 AM

AKIC from Kansas City was awesome.

by Anonymousreply 11November 12, 2017 5:00 AM

Yeah, OP, define “real”?

by Anonymousreply 12November 12, 2017 5:02 AM

R10: here’s the Evening Punctuationist’s first thread. He and Randolf live on Park Avenue in NYC. Other than punctuation, he has an interest in downhill skiing, and Polka dancing.

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by Anonymousreply 13November 12, 2017 5:07 AM

BE was great and provided a lot of insider info.

by Anonymousreply 14November 12, 2017 5:13 AM

R13, thanks for posting! That thread was from 3 years ago. How did I miss it? I'm going to have some fun with that guy.

R14, who was BE?

by Anonymousreply 15November 12, 2017 5:17 AM

I miss A.I.K.C... He was a mess,but what do you expect from a Scorpio...

by Anonymousreply 16November 12, 2017 5:22 AM

Erna is real.

by Anonymousreply 17November 12, 2017 5:37 AM

R10 I think it was Della.

by Anonymousreply 18November 12, 2017 6:09 AM

R15, he’s still around. He posted about National Punctuation Day in September, which was a really big deal for him. Also, the Polkabration Celebration in June; and the DataLounge Convention at the Jacob Javits Center last April.

I hope I used that semicolon correctly or I’ll be in a lot of trouble.

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by Anonymousreply 19November 12, 2017 6:10 PM

R19, thank you so much for letting me know. I have frequented DL much less since the re-design, so am not as au courant as I should be about newer personalities.

by Anonymousreply 20November 12, 2017 6:24 PM

Oh god, r16 - *you’re* the one he was going on about for months??

That guy was completely unhinged, pining for a stranger on a message board.

by Anonymousreply 21November 12, 2017 6:25 PM

I want to believe that Keram Malicki Sanchez is real.

by Anonymousreply 22November 12, 2017 10:59 PM

I originally thought the poster a couple of years ago who wrote about having sex with his cousin was real. He spanned a lot of threads,, posted faceless pictures and had many DL guys going crazy waiting for the next update on their encounters. But then he suddenly disappeared. Looking back, I think he was yanking our chains.

by Anonymousreply 23November 12, 2017 11:39 PM

Erna.

by Anonymousreply 24November 12, 2017 11:51 PM

I believe in the Christmas Moose.

by Anonymousreply 25November 12, 2017 11:53 PM

What happened to Voice of the Night?

by Anonymousreply 26November 12, 2017 11:56 PM

The single white female who had been a groupie to god know which American bands.

And druggie girl, of course. She was so cool.

by Anonymousreply 27November 12, 2017 11:59 PM

Sometimes there are posts that remind me of the Herbert Ross troll. I think he still posts occasionally - nothing like he used to, however. Look for posts that mention Steel Magnolias or living/working in Germany and something with Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 28November 13, 2017 12:00 AM

Della and VOTN are still around. Della posts a lot in the political threads u der her name. VOTN has gone anonymous but posts a lot in the scifi threads. Occasionally he will post under "voice of the night, DO". I guess he graduated from med school.

by Anonymousreply 29November 13, 2017 12:02 AM

I am a real person just like yourselves.

by Anonymousreply 30November 13, 2017 12:06 AM

R29, thank you for the info. I liked them both. I even miss "Femme" who had a meteoric career here.

Did Swiss Chick finally graduate?

Did Mr. Hollywood recover from his illness?

Did Philadelphia/Couple guy survive his dramas?

by Anonymousreply 31November 13, 2017 12:09 AM

"Mrs Brewster" either is Diana Ross or someone that works for her

by Anonymousreply 32November 13, 2017 12:11 AM

OP, you've been sharing bits and pieces of yourself with real anonymous lurkers since the day you first visited.

by Anonymousreply 33November 13, 2017 12:12 AM

Magdalene, the dominatrix/sex worker. Really smart and interesting.

by Anonymousreply 34November 13, 2017 12:12 AM

When I read the Net Worth posts and discovered that the majority of DL is in the top 1% , I realized how widespread the fakery is.

by Anonymousreply 35November 13, 2017 12:14 AM

R34, I don't remember her, but there was a lesbian who was a gay porn editor.

by Anonymousreply 36November 13, 2017 12:15 AM

Porn Chick is real. She worked behind the scenes, I think as a director, on porn shoots.

by Anonymousreply 37November 13, 2017 12:16 AM

R35, don't know about the others, but I am real. I tend to comment on the car threads.

by Anonymousreply 38November 13, 2017 12:17 AM

R37, she was fun and is missed.

Old DLers, we miss you. Come home.

by Anonymousreply 39November 13, 2017 12:17 AM

R36 posted at the same time as me, r37. That's right. Porn Chick was an editor.

by Anonymousreply 40November 13, 2017 12:19 AM

R35, those with money are more than willing to tell you what they're worth while the vast majority just whispers, "fuck all of you."

by Anonymousreply 41November 13, 2017 12:25 AM

The "real" poo shoes/clooney loon posts were from a real poster. D@vida.

by Anonymousreply 42November 13, 2017 12:58 AM

I'm as real as it gets.

by Anonymousreply 43November 13, 2017 1:08 AM

Lou the Stew (the flight steward) was another good one.

by Anonymousreply 44November 13, 2017 2:04 AM

I haven’t seen him post in a while, R44. I miss him. He was a good egg.

by Anonymousreply 45November 13, 2017 2:39 AM

I love you, R45. Big moose smooches.

by Anonymousreply 46November 13, 2017 2:48 AM

Thanks, R46. FYI, I am neither FOCM nor affiliated with him, although I am a fan. That’s why appropriated his phrase.

by Anonymousreply 47November 13, 2017 2:52 AM

Thanks, R46. FYI, I am neither FOCM nor affiliated with him, although I am a fan. That’s why I appropriated his phrase.

by Anonymousreply 48November 13, 2017 2:53 AM

R45, Perhaps you should be a friend of Christmas Moose? He’s very friendly.

by Anonymousreply 49November 13, 2017 2:57 AM

I think you’re real, R48! I don’t care what anyone else says about you, I think you’re real!

by Anonymousreply 50November 13, 2017 3:42 AM

[quote] R45, Perhaps you should be a friend of Christmas Moose? He’s very friendly.

Perhaps pen pal. I’m not near Stoneham, MA.

by Anonymousreply 51November 13, 2017 3:46 AM

[quote] I think you’re real, R48! I don’t care what anyone else says about you, I think you’re real!

Thanks for the confidence. I’m not so sure myself.

by Anonymousreply 52November 13, 2017 3:47 AM

I miss the following lesbians: Femme, BOD, Lez, polish lesbian from San Fran, and Swiss Chick.

by Anonymousreply 53November 13, 2017 3:48 AM

I think Poo Shoes Accuser is one of DL's Way Beyond The Borderline personalities

AIKC always seemed like a character some white guy invented and then let go of because he got tired on playing the character and had only invented like three or four backstories for him which he kept repeating over and over. Only so much play you can get from the 9 inch golden Scorpio skin flute

by Anonymousreply 54November 13, 2017 3:51 AM

R21, A.I.K.C. Got sprung after I sent him a picture of my huge flaccid dick... Hence the name..

by Anonymousreply 55November 13, 2017 3:52 AM

"The Velvet Hammer"

A Kick Ass Bitch!

by Anonymousreply 56November 13, 2017 3:54 AM

Let's review AIKC backstories:

* Was a biracial Scorpio nurse in KCMO * Had golden skin tone and 8 inch cock which hot guys of all sexual preferences could not get enough of * Had a Scorpio's ability to seduce * Was closeted and engaged but broke off engagement because he was gay. Then gained 50 lbs which he lost and became the gay version of Tim Meadows "The Ladies Man"

At which point he joined DL

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by Anonymousreply 57November 13, 2017 3:56 AM

He also had a lot of psychic/paranormal experiences.

by Anonymousreply 58November 13, 2017 4:03 AM

[quote] R51: Perhaps pen pal. I’m not near Stoneham, MA.

That’s why he has only a couple friends, R51.

by Anonymousreply 59November 13, 2017 4:21 AM

"white Belt Man"

by Anonymousreply 60November 13, 2017 4:21 AM

R55, how did you even get his contact info??

Did he post his email or something?

by Anonymousreply 61November 13, 2017 4:24 AM

R37 r40 I think pornchick posted here somewhat recently, maybe within the last month or so? I dont remember about what but I think she's still around.

If you're read ing this - Hi pornchick!

by Anonymousreply 62November 13, 2017 4:30 AM

You know who I also miss - that guy that bought Claire dinner.

He was cool. I met him at a DL get together during my la days. Cool guy..I remember he was wearing these pinkish plaid Marc Jacob shoes.

by Anonymousreply 63November 13, 2017 4:33 AM

R62, your post made me laugh. Hopefully, Porn Chick's ears should be ringing just about now. Hi, Porn Chick!

R63, please tell us more. Who is Claire?

by Anonymousreply 64November 13, 2017 4:37 AM

Bread pudding r64. The guy that bought Claire dinner....and she wanted bread pudding for dessert. This of course went down at Ruth's Chris..

This happened a good 10-12 years ago.

I'm fortunate I got to meet both of those DLers. But we had meet ups back then.

I'm an old timer :)

by Anonymousreply 65November 13, 2017 4:43 AM

R65, gotcha. Thanks for the story. I come from the time (about three years ago), when the prevailing opinion on DL was, "I would be afraid to meet any of you bitches in real life."

by Anonymousreply 66November 13, 2017 4:50 AM

R66 - it was more fun back then. This was pre Facebook era. We had a DL myspace page though. I think people were more open to meeting others in those days.

by Anonymousreply 67November 13, 2017 4:52 AM

The Tax Troll.

by Anonymousreply 68November 13, 2017 4:53 AM

(EA)

by Anonymousreply 69November 13, 2017 4:57 AM

Price

by Anonymousreply 70November 13, 2017 4:58 AM

I myself am totally imaginary. However, just because I live under a bridge is not a good enough reason to call me a "troll." That word wounds.

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by Anonymousreply 71November 13, 2017 5:03 AM

Snausages

by Anonymousreply 72November 13, 2017 5:12 AM

Ayb r72..

by Anonymousreply 73November 13, 2017 5:13 AM

Ayb, the Englishman?

by Anonymousreply 74November 13, 2017 5:24 AM

R67 certainly sounds like it. Did you all take photos? Everything was more fun before FB.

by Anonymousreply 75November 13, 2017 5:26 AM

R67, certainly sounds like it. We're in a deep trough here.

by Anonymousreply 76November 13, 2017 5:26 AM

I miss the tax troll, he's been gone for at least 2 years....He was one of the best posters on DL!

by Anonymousreply 77November 13, 2017 6:07 AM

R28, the person you call the Herbert Ross troll posted many interesting stories and was one of the nicest posters on DL. Too bad there were some assholes who tried to ruin his posts.

by Anonymousreply 78November 13, 2017 6:37 AM

R75 I don't think we took pics at the actual meet up. And even if we did we wouldn't post them in today's new DL.

by Anonymousreply 79November 13, 2017 2:45 PM

JonEric

by Anonymousreply 80November 13, 2017 2:59 PM

Juliesha, a frau who lost her way.

by Anonymousreply 81November 13, 2017 3:03 PM

Kirker and Josh were real (well, they are both pretentious posers, but they exist).

by Anonymousreply 82November 13, 2017 3:40 PM

R81, you made me laugh.

by Anonymousreply 83November 13, 2017 3:57 PM

OP trolls are people too.

by Anonymousreply 84November 13, 2017 6:05 PM

What about the Georgia Straights Confessions troll? The one who stalked AIKC for a while. What's the DL consensus on her, troll or real person?

by Anonymousreply 85November 13, 2017 11:16 PM

I thought everyone knew AIKC was the Poo!

by Anonymousreply 86November 13, 2017 11:19 PM

One of the Miss Lindseys is a real Senator with a sense of humor.

by Anonymousreply 87November 13, 2017 11:33 PM

I believe AIKC was who he said he was, as well as a nurse in real life. He posted a breakdown of meds, and portion size given to patients, and knew his stuff in a way that only a nurse would.

by Anonymousreply 88November 13, 2017 11:34 PM

R88, did he pass the NCLEX?

by Anonymousreply 89November 13, 2017 11:37 PM

ABC Insider was real. Hasn't posted lately.

by Anonymousreply 90November 13, 2017 11:48 PM

Agree with r88. AIKC was real and I thought he was hot.

by Anonymousreply 91November 13, 2017 11:53 PM

R53, Remember the one from England who would often put a x or xx after her post, usually after she said something that would drive some people nuts? She was kind of funny

by Anonymousreply 92November 13, 2017 11:58 PM

Cancer Stick Man (he had other names, too) and AYB were great

by Anonymousreply 93November 13, 2017 11:59 PM

R92, no, I certainly don't remember her! Any other details about her?

by Anonymousreply 94November 14, 2017 12:03 AM

White Belt Man, r93?

Brandon was real. As was tbe guy who made the pies.

by Anonymousreply 95November 14, 2017 12:04 AM

I believe that John is real.

by Anonymousreply 96November 14, 2017 12:05 AM

R94 - I'm trying to remember if she signed as "Lucy" or another "femme"...

by Anonymousreply 97November 14, 2017 12:07 AM

Is White Belt Man the same person as Cancer Stick Man?

The person I am thinking of (Cancer Stick Man) wrote these great analytical posts that were knowledgeable about history, philosophy and esoteric and conspiracy matters. Really well-written and interesting.

by Anonymousreply 98November 14, 2017 12:09 AM

Oh, then definitely not White Belt Man. WbM was like AYB...angry and racist.

by Anonymousreply 99November 14, 2017 12:11 AM

Oh, no, Cancer Stick Man was wise and a real treat to read.

I don't think ayb is racist.

by Anonymousreply 100November 14, 2017 12:12 AM

AYB is very conservative politically.

by Anonymousreply 101November 14, 2017 12:13 AM

Wundygirl

by Anonymousreply 102November 14, 2017 12:14 AM

[quote]AYB is very conservative politically.

The words "conservative" and "liberal" have become meaningless.

by Anonymousreply 103November 14, 2017 12:16 AM

I’m Super real, just smell

by Anonymousreply 104November 14, 2017 12:16 AM

Yes, r101, he was actually around last year after Trump won and after the Brexit vote. He dropped the name as he felt it no longer fit him. He said he was no longer "young"..

by Anonymousreply 105November 14, 2017 12:17 AM

Trump and Brexit were both protest votes

by Anonymousreply 106November 14, 2017 12:18 AM

R106, your response would only make sense in the context of this thread if you were AYB. Otherwise it has nothing to do with which posters are real.

by Anonymousreply 107November 14, 2017 12:24 AM

There was a poster who was dying. It was before my time, but I’ve read about him. Wasn’t there also debate about his realness? And didn’t people confirm he existed by visiting him in the hospital? That seems like a huge fail for DataLounge sleuths.

by Anonymousreply 108November 14, 2017 12:31 AM

Someone I know nearly doxxed himself here. He still posts, but not as often.

by Anonymousreply 109November 14, 2017 12:42 AM

John is not real. He got caught several times lying and messing up the details of his story.

by Anonymousreply 110November 14, 2017 12:42 AM

Brandon was not real.

by Anonymousreply 111November 14, 2017 12:42 AM

[quote] Wundygirl

Wund is Love.

by Anonymousreply 112November 14, 2017 12:55 AM

I thought Brandon was real but just messed up and attention starved.

by Anonymousreply 113November 14, 2017 12:58 AM

Ivana Kipling

by Anonymousreply 114November 14, 2017 12:59 AM

AYB one sausages or whatever that loon calls himself now is why I stopped going to the DL Facebook page. And it's a Facebook page, so that too.

And wasn't there a Japanese guy who attracted a bunch of straight fat chicks?

by Anonymousreply 115November 14, 2017 1:00 AM

How does someone dox themselves on DL, R109? Was this recent?

by Anonymousreply 116November 14, 2017 1:05 AM

R113, evidence was posted at the time. No one paid attention.

by Anonymousreply 117November 14, 2017 1:09 AM

Yes. Someone else went anon about the same time. Someone who was a woman

by Anonymousreply 118November 14, 2017 1:14 AM

Does Brandon still post? I find it hard to believe that a troll like that would just suddenly stop posting on DL after doing it for so long. I imagine he just conjured up a new identity. What new troll/personality surfaced after he "disappeared?"

by Anonymousreply 119November 14, 2017 1:15 AM

Within the last year, R116. He posted some images that had his name on them.

by Anonymousreply 120November 14, 2017 1:18 AM

“Dox” and “dox”! What is “dox”?

by Anonymousreply 121November 14, 2017 1:21 AM

Judy PIlls?

by Anonymousreply 122November 14, 2017 1:26 AM

Dead, R122.

by Anonymousreply 123November 14, 2017 1:29 AM

Doxxed, R121.

by Anonymousreply 124November 14, 2017 1:35 AM

Poll Troll is obviously a real person. I can't remember when he showed up exactly, but he was here for the 2012 election. He kept me sane.

I remember when an ex-boyfriend of Adam Lambert posted old pics of them together while Adam was competing on American Idol. Mr. Fishsticks, I think?

by Anonymousreply 125November 14, 2017 1:37 AM

“Doxx and “doxx”! What is “doxx”?

by Anonymousreply 126November 14, 2017 1:42 AM

R126, to expose to social media (twitter, fb, etc) real identifying information on someone (phone, address, workplace, children's schools) so that lunatics will harass you in real life.

by Anonymousreply 127November 14, 2017 1:44 AM

Happy now, R126?

by Anonymousreply 128November 14, 2017 2:17 AM

[quote] “Dox” and “dox”! What is “dox”?

Place to park boat. You my real father?

Mia is bitch.

by Anonymousreply 129November 14, 2017 2:23 AM

Was it AIKC when he posted his dick pics? He seemed to disappear real fast after that. Although I doubt the legitimacy of AIKC, if anyone was going to do, it it would be him (if he was real).

by Anonymousreply 130November 14, 2017 2:26 AM

Have we all forgotten the "Program Troll"?

by Anonymousreply 131November 14, 2017 2:30 AM

Mrs Patrick Campbell (AKA Erna) is so narcissistic he had told many details from his life over the years.

To the point that if I were interested enough, I could find his high school yearbook pic and a pic of his father.

by Anonymousreply 132November 14, 2017 2:30 AM

[quote] R51: Perhaps pen pal. I’m not near Stoneham, MA.

Are you from Ohio? I’m working a theory here.

by Anonymousreply 133November 14, 2017 2:33 AM

There was a Silkstockings person who got banned and then started posting crazily from all over Europe.

by Anonymousreply 134November 14, 2017 2:34 AM

R131 he's already been discussed here.

by Anonymousreply 135November 14, 2017 2:37 AM

Remember Grumpy/Rumpy?

by Anonymousreply 136November 14, 2017 2:40 AM

Not AIKC is you're asking about who almost doxxed himself here, R130.

by Anonymousreply 137November 14, 2017 2:41 AM

R131, John, the program troll and the book reseller troll are the same. I actually believe John is real. There were a lot of people pretending to be John and posting as him. I do believe the real John. He was around a few weeks ago.

PPSM was also a real person in the same way Erna is.

by Anonymousreply 138November 14, 2017 2:43 AM

"The Bitchy EA"

The post about her/his strategically scoping out exits from on office holiday party is funny yet sad; we've all been there:

" . . . the aforementioned 'Pretty People' witnessing my premature exit is of no concern: they'd not witnessed my earlier introduction . . . "

by Anonymousreply 139November 14, 2017 2:46 AM

No, R138, he isn't real. He was caught several times lying and confusing his stories. He was called out on it several times and no the contradictions weren't other people making fun of him. He was caught back when you could be flagged, "piss yellow."

by Anonymousreply 140November 14, 2017 2:48 AM

[quote] John, the program troll and the book reseller troll are the same. I actually believe John is real. There were a lot of people pretending to be John and posting as him. I do believe the real John. He was around a few weeks ago.

He’s also called PMBT - Program Major Book (resale) Troll

by Anonymousreply 141November 14, 2017 2:52 AM

I think John is real.

by Anonymousreply 142November 14, 2017 2:56 AM

Yes, r140, I've was there for that and I still belive John is real. There's no compelling evidence that it was John or the guy trolling john. Let's agree to disagree on this instead getting into a pissing match on the realness of John. You aren't going to convince me that he's not real and I'm not trying to convince you that he's real.

by Anonymousreply 143November 14, 2017 3:00 AM

^That's fine and dandy.. although your post makes no sense. If you were there when you could track someone being piss yellow you'd know that he was tracked back to his original post.

by Anonymousreply 144November 14, 2017 3:02 AM

That's fine and dandy, r144, but your not going to convince me that it wasn't the guy trolling John. So we can have this pissing match yet again. But I have to say that your insistence John is fake every time that some posts about John being real is weird. Like you have some obsession with the guy.

by Anonymousreply 145November 14, 2017 3:17 AM

^Again you make no sense... considering his posts outing himself as a liar was linked back to his original post.

And my insistence "every time?" No.

But same could be said with your odd defense of him. It's like you're obsessed in making sure everyone believes he's real. Wonder why.

by Anonymousreply 146November 14, 2017 3:21 AM

Supreme DL silliness: fighting over the “realness” of PMBT.

by Anonymousreply 147November 14, 2017 3:25 AM

There were always weird people who were constantly defending John even when it was obvious he was trolling. Some of them always seemed cult like.

Does he even post any more? If he has, what are some of the threads he started?

by Anonymousreply 148November 14, 2017 3:25 AM

And what happened to AIKC and POO? I haven't kept up. Did they both just totally disappear?

by Anonymousreply 149November 14, 2017 3:27 AM

David Ehrenstein

by Anonymousreply 150November 14, 2017 3:28 AM

I believe AIKC is/was real. Erna is real. Della is real. The Evening Punctuationist is real. VOTN is/was real (he posted not that long ago, and is now apparently a DO). I think John is real, too, but that doesn't mean he's never trolled here. R148, John typically starts threads with, "What are your thoughts on xxxxx?" Some people who normally sign their names sometimes forget to, or do it deliberately to escaped being trolled.

by Anonymousreply 151November 14, 2017 3:30 AM

Mrs. Patrick Campbell

by Anonymousreply 152November 14, 2017 3:31 AM

Mrs. Patsy Ramsey

by Anonymousreply 153November 14, 2017 3:32 AM

R146, I've seen you do with other posters too. I'm not sure what your obsession is and your need to turn it into a pissing match all the time. You don't believe John is real, I do. It's perfectly fine that we don't agree, but stop with the pissing match. You seem nuts.

Yes, r148, he was posting about a month or so ago.

by Anonymousreply 154November 14, 2017 3:32 AM

[quote]I've seen you do with other posters too.

No, you haven't R154. The fact that you think so makes you look nuts... and extremely sensitive to the touch. You also seem obsessed with "pissing." That actually reminds me of another troll.

by Anonymousreply 155November 14, 2017 3:35 AM

[quote] You also seem obsessed with "pissing." That actually reminds me of another troll.

Andres Serrano?

by Anonymousreply 156November 14, 2017 3:38 AM

Well, R120? Which thread was it in?

by Anonymousreply 157November 14, 2017 3:38 AM

There's more than one person who knows John is a fake and has called him out on it. He has been mixed up his stories more than once and it wasn't someone pretending to be him.

Now Poo on the other hand, I actually think there once was a real Poo however she left long ago and someone picked up her persona or rather created the unhinged one we know now.

by Anonymousreply 158November 14, 2017 3:39 AM

There was one, might have been Poo, that used to have "Ask Me Anything, I'm Psychic" threads; and we would ask about our little dilemmas. I enjoyed those threads.

by Anonymousreply 159November 14, 2017 3:50 AM

Mrs. Patsy Ramsey is the most real poster on DL ever.

by Anonymousreply 160November 14, 2017 3:51 AM

R155, clearly you are off your meds. I wanted to agree to disagree in the beginning. You obviously did not. The obession is yours. That much is obvious. Just look at the posts. I wanted to move on. Twice.

by Anonymousreply 161November 14, 2017 3:55 AM

R161 not R155 but youre actually the one that does seem obsessed about it. You claim to want to move on and "agree to disagree," but you don't. Perhaps youre unaware of your tone but one doesn't say they want to agree to disagree and then repeatedly make passive aggressive comments in that statement like "you want to be in a pissing match" etc. etc. etc.

Also youve used the "pissing match" thing multiple times so it does seem that youre sensitive to it or its your trigger. You also seem to be the one who is making comments like, "off your meds," and calling R155, "nuts." So in short, youre the one that seems preoccupied with whether someone believes John or not.

And for the record, I don't think John is real but I do find his threads entertaining.

by Anonymousreply 162November 14, 2017 4:03 AM

[quote]—Yor certainly aren't one to accuse others of being sensitive to the touch.

I'm not the one heated so...

by Anonymousreply 163November 14, 2017 4:05 AM

Also, R161 is English your first language? Or are you typing on a phone?

by Anonymousreply 164November 14, 2017 4:05 AM

You bitches are ruining this thread.

[quote] I wanted to move on. Twice.

Oh please if you wanted to you would have. You love it.

by Anonymousreply 165November 14, 2017 4:08 AM

Is the Poo Shoe Accuser one poster or several?

by Anonymousreply 166November 14, 2017 4:12 AM

John is so not worth it. He’d love this attention. He’ll remember you in his video manifesto on which he wears fatigues.

by Anonymousreply 167November 14, 2017 4:13 AM

[quote] Also, R161is English your first language?

Oh no, R161 is John!!!

by Anonymousreply 168November 14, 2017 4:14 AM

John is so not worth it. He’d love this attention. He’ll remember you in his video manifesto in which he wears fatigues.

by Anonymousreply 169November 14, 2017 4:14 AM

Some people think AIKC is reall. Others don't. I think John is real. Other posters agree and others don't. It's perfectly fine to not agree. Except when you don't agree with one particularly obsessed person who has to come at you. Seriously, off his meds crazy.

R165, no, I don't love it.

by Anonymousreply 170November 14, 2017 4:14 AM

R169 I'm sure we'll know ahead of time because he'll start a poll that asks what color fatigues would one wear?

by Anonymousreply 171November 14, 2017 4:16 AM

Can we please get back to the topic?

The Gap Playlist Troll is obviously real. And I hate him.

by Anonymousreply 172November 14, 2017 4:16 AM

[quote] ] I'm sure we'll know ahead of time because he'll start a poll that asks what color fatigues would one wear?

Which color fatigues would Tom Hardy like?

by Anonymousreply 173November 14, 2017 4:18 AM

Yes you do. It's obvious. And seriously no one "came at you." You're really starting to sound paranoid.

by Anonymousreply 174November 14, 2017 4:18 AM

R168 it would explain so much!

by Anonymousreply 175November 14, 2017 4:20 AM

What color fatigues would Seth MacFarlane prefer?

by Anonymousreply 176November 14, 2017 4:21 AM

Sure, Jan @r174.

by Anonymousreply 177November 14, 2017 4:22 AM

[quote] What color fatigues would Seth MacFarlane prefer?

And I don’t want the same fatigues as the Thai and Filipino armies wear.

by Anonymousreply 178November 14, 2017 4:23 AM

That about says it all.

by Anonymousreply 179November 14, 2017 4:24 AM

I was always waiting for him to start a thread like:

If a patient doesn't properly thank you for changing their bed pan is it preferable to suffocate them before or after their evening meal?

by Anonymousreply 180November 14, 2017 4:25 AM

John’s mother is real!

by Anonymousreply 181November 14, 2017 4:27 AM

A real bitch!

by Anonymousreply 182November 14, 2017 4:30 AM

Was it John's mother who said about the pet canary, "too small for eat!"

by Anonymousreply 183November 14, 2017 4:31 AM

[quote] John’s mother is real!

Dragon no real! Ha ha!

by Anonymousreply 184November 14, 2017 4:33 AM

It's so funny that John's mother fit every Asian Mother and Frau stereotype imaginable. Thrown in of course with some possible lesbian undertones.

by Anonymousreply 185November 14, 2017 4:33 AM

Matthew Anscher was real although, thankfully, it appears that he either hasn't been gracing us with his presence of late or he's back on his meds and stopped most of his antics.

by Anonymousreply 186November 14, 2017 4:34 AM

Ms Kanter is still here.

by Anonymousreply 187November 14, 2017 4:34 AM

Love the DL poster who'd posted about unknowingly moving into an apartment building with horrific neighbors: one neighbor, who'd lived below his/her unit had BBQ'd every night; another neighbor's dog incessantly barked all day; another neighbor had hosted all-night Rave parties; and another neighbor let his dog shit everywhere, every day.

The best post described how his/her neighbors were always harassing him/her. The poster wanted to 'get them back,' anonymously.

We (DL) had unanimously agreed upon sending an elaborate, expensive bouquet of flowers to their apartment, with a simple note: "I Miss You."

(Let the Fire Works begin, and sit back and watch!)

by Anonymousreply 188November 14, 2017 4:53 AM

R61 I posted a craigslist ad in his town(K.C.) and told him to check it in an old thread. He seems to have been real. I just don't groove with scorpios. Burned too many times.. Never again.

by Anonymousreply 189November 14, 2017 5:16 AM

He absolutely obsessed over you for a year, r189.

Have you seen all his crazy, long winded posts about you??

by Anonymousreply 190November 14, 2017 5:19 AM

AIKC is totally real I think. I'm disappointed about John. I want to believe.

by Anonymousreply 191November 14, 2017 5:29 AM

[quote] I'm disappointed about John. I want to believe.

Even if John lied, that doesn’t mean he wasn’t “real”. Would John Holmes and the Virginia Tech killer (John 1.0) be considered less real because they lied?

by Anonymousreply 192November 14, 2017 6:16 AM

[quote] R166: is the Poo Shoe Accuser one poster or several?

I think Poo and her accuser are one in the same.

by Anonymousreply 193November 14, 2017 1:28 PM

Boston/Philly Guy

by Anonymousreply 194November 14, 2017 1:35 PM

John defenders always come off as off as unhinged as John himself. They also tend to have weird speaking mannerisms and an inability to form logical conclusions.

Strange.

Birds of a feather I guess.

by Anonymousreply 195November 14, 2017 1:54 PM

What was the whole deal with AIKC and Poo supposedly knowing one another and "stalking" "one another" on here?

by Anonymousreply 196November 14, 2017 1:55 PM

I used to enjoy hearing from Ciaran. He seemed pretty real and very naive when he first started posting. He grew up at DL. What an education that must have been!

by Anonymousreply 197November 14, 2017 3:52 PM

John is the Dragon. And they call him insane!

by Anonymousreply 198November 14, 2017 4:04 PM

Yes, Ciaran! What happened to that guy?

by Anonymousreply 199November 14, 2017 4:20 PM

I liked AIKC. Think he is real.

All of the Darfur Orphans are real.

by Anonymousreply 200November 14, 2017 4:40 PM

Wait, what actual Senator....?...

by Anonymousreply 201November 14, 2017 5:10 PM

YAZZ, bitches!

I feel real. Mighty real.

by Anonymousreply 202November 14, 2017 5:46 PM

I never got the hate for John around here. He lied about something innocuous and probably out of embarrassment. And yet here we are many years later and these haters are now fighting with other posters about John.

by Anonymousreply 203November 14, 2017 5:59 PM

I want to believe in John!

Real or not, I never minded his posts. Even if John is a troll (or not), I'll happily read his threads over the the hate filled racist threads any day. Same with AIKC. I didn't mind him too much. He could get annoying, but not offensive.

by Anonymousreply 204November 14, 2017 8:34 PM

[quote]He lied about something innocuous and probably out of embarrassment.

HAHAHA.. no.

by Anonymousreply 205November 14, 2017 8:43 PM

When I read these threads and don't know about most of the people you are talking about, I feel quite grateful.

by Anonymousreply 206November 14, 2017 9:02 PM

Philly Snoop

by Anonymousreply 207November 15, 2017 12:09 AM

Yankee Doodle is real. He posts about New England topics and sometimes patriotic subjects.

by Anonymousreply 208November 17, 2017 6:24 PM

Pussy galore is REAL

by Anonymousreply 209November 23, 2017 4:00 PM

Mr. Brontosaurus is real. He posts about confusing new technology, like the toaster, anti-lock car brakes, or cordless telephone; or about ancient stuff he remembers from his youth, like 78 rpm shellac records, Spike Jones, and Xavier Cugat.

by Anonymousreply 210November 23, 2017 4:14 PM

You're all real. Including me.

by Anonymousreply 211November 23, 2017 4:17 PM

Mrs. Patsy Ramsey is real: a real cunt.

by Anonymousreply 212November 23, 2017 4:21 PM

Strapping Guy = AIKC

by Anonymousreply 213November 23, 2017 4:39 PM

The John defenders are pathetic. Let's say he is real. Why does anyone believe his version of events?

by Anonymousreply 214November 23, 2017 4:40 PM

Matthew Anscher claimed to be gainfully employed. lol.

by Anonymousreply 215November 23, 2017 4:41 PM

I love Mrs. Ramsey: she always pops up when I least expect her.

by Anonymousreply 216November 23, 2017 6:46 PM

Wrong r213..

by Anonymousreply 217November 23, 2017 11:27 PM

R217 is clearly just a pathetic loser.

by Anonymousreply 218November 23, 2017 11:30 PM

We've not heard from "Mr. Hollywood" in years. Does anybody know anything about his/her DL absence?

by Anonymousreply 219November 23, 2017 11:33 PM

R219, the last I heard, he was signing off to deal with an illness (not disclosed, I think), and to my knowledge, we nver heard from him again.

by Anonymousreply 220November 24, 2017 12:09 AM

I think Linda is real. Am I alone?

by Anonymousreply 221November 24, 2017 2:18 AM

God, that’s beautiful poetry, R221! Let me try:

Earnings. Caftans. Why is straight me so stupid?

by Anonymousreply 222November 24, 2017 2:24 AM

Please shit in my mouth as I do enjoy eating human excrement. It's all I'm worthy of..

by Anonymousreply 223November 24, 2017 7:17 AM

I didn't think AIKC was real, because I live near KC myself and he made some mistakes about streets, iirc. Then he had a story about a neighbor dying where all the info he mentioned about the guy came straight from a KC area obituary. He didn't seem to know anything about this man beyond what was printed on the paper.

That said, I'm pretty sure D@vida is the one who went after him with those crazy threads and chased him off, just like she's done with others. No one deserves that.

by Anonymousreply 224November 24, 2017 8:18 AM

[quote]I don't think ayb is racist

He's one of the biggest pro Trump trolls here. He's the "Hillbot" guy, I think, or the one who called so many people "Cecil Hillb -frozen" so often that he got the word blocked. Ruined the DL Facebook page by using it to coordinate racist troll threads on DL proper, then deleting it altogether. He's obviously got some mild emotional issue along with being a raving asshole.

He posted as Sausages McGee on FB until they forced him to use his real name. I don't know if this "Knuckles McGee" is him trying to act charming in hopes.of being well liked again or not, but it kind of seems like it.

by Anonymousreply 225November 24, 2017 8:29 AM

No idea why that got changed in r225 but I was trying to write "Cecil Hill b * tt * m".

by Anonymousreply 226November 24, 2017 8:31 AM

[quote]Now Poo on the other hand, I actually think there once was a real Poo however she left long ago and someone picked up her persona or rather created the unhinged one we know now.

She's real, most definitely. PPSM tried briefly to emulate her, back when he was getting his jollies by crafting troll personas based on real people, but it didn't work because the real Dvida was so easy to spot. He or someone else may be doing it again, but she's still here, I'm almost positive.

by Anonymousreply 227November 24, 2017 8:38 AM

Some I think or hope were real: VOTN, Keram Malicki Sanchez, Cell Phone Zapper and Bengali in Platforms.

by Anonymousreply 228November 24, 2017 9:48 AM

I am real.

And I am still terribly sad and lonely.

:-(

by Anonymousreply 229November 24, 2017 12:48 PM

You don't have to be "racist" to be frustrated or fed up with the sold-out professional "left."

by Anonymousreply 230November 24, 2017 1:13 PM

Is Mrs Patrick Campbell real?

by Anonymousreply 231November 24, 2017 1:22 PM

R230, How does one, on the Left, go “pro”? I might as well get paid for this.

by Anonymousreply 232November 24, 2017 2:35 PM

You have to be connected, R232

by Anonymousreply 233November 24, 2017 2:55 PM

Start, R232, by calling everyone even [italic]slightly [/italic] to the right of you "alt-right" or "Trumptards" or "Breitbart queens." Everyone. No exceptions, even if they did not vote, even by omission, for Trump, or have never once looked at Breitbart, and hate Milo and both of his Luciens.

by Anonymousreply 234November 24, 2017 2:58 PM

Thank you, R234, you Trumptard!

by Anonymousreply 235November 24, 2017 3:01 PM

[quote]Keram Malicki Sanchez

Of course that wasn't really KMS. The people who believed he was real almost ruined the site, spamming with new threads begging him to pay them attention, taking over other threads with constant mentions of him.

Of course, lots of those posts were by Fake KMS himself, but lots weren't. If trolldar hadn't come along and proved he was trolling I suspect even more people would have left DL out of boredom.

by Anonymousreply 236November 24, 2017 4:26 PM

R225, I'm Knuckles McGee and definitely not AIKC. I live in the northwest. But thanks for saying I'm charming! **bats eyelashes**

by Anonymousreply 237November 24, 2017 7:05 PM

R220 - Yes, I recall the post. Unfortunately, there's been nothing more since then -

by Anonymousreply 238November 24, 2017 7:09 PM

Shinjuku-baby: so erudite and well traveled.

by Anonymousreply 239November 24, 2017 7:11 PM

I don’t believe in me.

by Anonymousreply 240November 24, 2017 7:14 PM

R2240, have you been to you?

by Anonymousreply 241November 24, 2017 7:23 PM

R241, I went with a tour group but just for a few days,

by Anonymousreply 242November 24, 2017 7:27 PM

Thanks, R240/R242. I’ve been on a tour of the Isle of Greece.

by Anonymousreply 243November 24, 2017 7:28 PM

I'm guessing that some who post "Marry Me!" are doing that as a throwaway comment.

However it concerns me that some are actually trolling for BFs on here. And they are quite real.

by Anonymousreply 244November 24, 2017 7:33 PM

Sometimes I reach for a comment like Marry Me, when I want to bump a thread for my watcher, and in lieu of just saying “bump”.

by Anonymousreply 245November 24, 2017 7:35 PM

[quote] However it concerns me that some are actually trolling for BFs on here. And they are quite real.

Oh dear lord who would want to marry or date anyone here? I’d certainly not want to date me.

by Anonymousreply 246November 24, 2017 7:38 PM

My interpretation of "Marry Me!" is it is the ULTIMATE compliment for a posting.

To date I've received two such "Proposals," both of which have brought a genuine smile. :-)

by Anonymousreply 247November 24, 2017 7:39 PM

Dear Reader, I married him.

by Anonymousreply 248June 17, 2019 11:56 AM

Celebrity cousin aka freida_sultenfuss was real.

by Anonymousreply 249June 17, 2019 6:12 PM
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