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Alf Raped Me

It was awful, that damn puppetteer had Alf fuzzy fingers go where God hadn't intended them too.

I went to the cops and they said, "You deserve it for being such an awful actor."

by Benji Gregoryreply 3112/06/2017

OP, you've inspired me to tell my story. Cookie Monster eye raped me with those big googly eyes of his and tried to have sex with me.


by Benji Gregoryreply 111/10/2017

I have no doubt YOU had sex with CM but I would be safe to assume YOU did the raping


by Benji Gregoryreply 211/10/2017

It was a shockingly harrowing experience.

by Benji Gregoryreply 311/10/2017

Tickle Me Elmo tickled me there when he vibrated.

by Benji Gregoryreply 411/10/2017

Those googly eyes are impossible to resist

by Benji Gregoryreply 511/10/2017

[quote]I went to the cops and they said, "You deserve it for being such an awful actor."

He made me look good

by Benji Gregoryreply 611/11/2017

Since one of the stars of ALF was involved in a real-life sex scandal, this is small potatoes.

by Benji Gregoryreply 711/11/2017

OP you lie, Alf ate MY pussy!

by Benji Gregoryreply 811/11/2017

My partner fisted me for hours while a crowd watched.

by Benji Gregoryreply 911/11/2017

I never liked that Alf show.

by Benji Gregoryreply 1011/11/2017

R10 = Madame, jealous because her sitcom tanked after a year.

by Benji Gregoryreply 1112/05/2017

[quote]He made me look good —Danny Pintauro

Nobody's that bad an actor.

by Benji Gregoryreply 1212/05/2017

Waylon fisted me for the entirety of my career! I, however, DEMANDED it!!!

by Benji Gregoryreply 1312/05/2017

Gimme some more money and I'll name who did the same to me.

by Benji Gregoryreply 1412/05/2017

They just shelved his latest movie, a biopic on Alf Capone.

by Benji Gregoryreply 1512/05/2017

!nmaD !nmaD! !nmaD

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by Benji Gregoryreply 1812/05/2017

Alf was high on cotton. He has a cotton problem

by Benji Gregoryreply 1912/05/2017

R1 CM could probably tell you had stuck a sleeve of chocolate chip cookies up your backside in an attempt to make your mussy as moist as a Toll House Cookie!

by Benji Gregoryreply 2012/05/2017

Bitch @ r18...You KNOW who violated who!!! I'll never be able to get your grunting and sweating off my mind!!!

by Benji Gregoryreply 2112/05/2017

Gonzo said if I didn't do everything he wanted, he'd introduce me to "The Colonel." I still can't talk about it.

by Benji Gregoryreply 2212/05/2017

I can still feel Snuffleupagus' trunk all over me.

by Benji Gregoryreply 2312/05/2017

[quote] Alf was high on cotton. He has a cotton problem

Is that why he got the munchies and tried to eat me?

by Benji Gregoryreply 2412/05/2017

R21 Oh Kermit. You should know only animals sweat and ladies like moi glow.

by Benji Gregoryreply 2512/06/2017

I watched Alf last night on METV and the episode was about him running for president, he was so cute. That kid Benji really turned out strange looking. I would totally bang Alf.

by Benji Gregoryreply 2612/06/2017

Mr Hooper raped Gordon who murdered him and covered it up with the help of Big Bird who was thousands of dollars into Hooper for birdseed milkshakes

by Benji Gregoryreply 2712/06/2017

Bert and Ernie raped and double penetrated me!

by Benji Gregoryreply 2812/06/2017

Y'all know what happened to us so we don't even need to make stuff up!

by Benji Gregoryreply 2912/06/2017

I had fun times on a cruise ship. It was like fishing in an aquarium. The plump old ones were the easiest. Hyuh hyuh hyuh

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by Benji Gregoryreply 3112/06/2017
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