Lonely Prison Inmate Anthony Weiner Looking For Pen Pals!!

Momma's mussy is decidedly NOT moist

I'm going to send him my dick pics.

Why do I have a feeling Weiner is NOT going to get lots of mail from slightly crazed women wanting to marry him?

I’m sending him an erotic short story about a barely legal horny blonde and her much older step daddy. Its called, Taking Daddy’s Load in All My Holes.

That will really help with Weiner's sexual offender rehab program, r4.

The title could use some work ,but I'm sending you a $50,000 advance. Good shit R4 .

[quote]a barely legal horny blonde and her much older step daddy

"Her big dark eyes widened when they fell upon his massive throbbing manhood, and she reflexively licked her lips..."

I'm baking special cookies.

Is Weiner allowed "special visitors"?

Is Anthony having a "wild night" to kick off his first weekend in the clink? Or is he "lights out" and twisting and turning on his hard mattress?

Has he totally lost his mind?? Or is this a joke?

Has he totally lost his mind?? Or is this a joke?

I suspect or at least hope those of you who are talking about sending dick pics or racy stories are joking, but if you aren't, Anthony won't see any of that shit even if you send it. All prisoners mail is read and anything the prison wants will just be thrown away.

Momma's mussy isn't whistling like a tea kettle now.

So. Four days as an inmate, eh? Has he bottomed yet, you think?

Was he any good as a Congressman?

No, he insisted on texting his votes with a picture of his erect cock representing a yes vote and a flaccid photo as nay.

Anthony's first Friday night. Existential crisis.

So write him a letter. If he isn't doing anything illegal, which it appears he's not, then just write the letter or shut up about it.

Really how is this anything remotely to do with anyone here?

Momma’s mussy is so parched and desiccated it’s as if she’s crammed it chock-full of those “DO NOT EAT” silica packets.

Looks like hall monitor, r19, has arrived.

r19 = Life of the Party.

I don't see why he is in prison, what did he do that was do wrong?

I hope he receives thousands of photos of flabby, middle-aged and old men presenting hairy hole and sack.

Thin as he is, he's likely the type of inmate to find alternative uses for prison food, will be desperate enough to blow his load American-Pie style into any hot mush sloshed onto his tray.

^ Speaks from sort of experience, it seems...

He said he has a way of using email. How? Prisoners aren't allowed to use computers I thought.

He’s in a minimum security prison.

They get all sorts of privileges.

He seems to be so obsessed with sex, that I can see him going "gay for the stay". Also, I'll bet he comes out looking ripped. He has tons of time to spend working out without the pesky Internet to distract him.

Maybe ripped, r29. But his face will always look like this.

And he'll be known as a Sex Offender.

[quote]He seems to be so obsessed with sex, that I can see him going "gay for the stay".

Yeah before going to bed at night, he performs this little ritual. . .

Throw those legs up to jesus, gurl.

Weiner's second weekend in lock up. He must have been through orientation, had a thorough medical, psych assessment and now adjusting to life as an inmate.

Anyone been incarcerated and let us in on the first few weeks of adjustment - what that was like and guesses as to how Weiner might be faring in his new abode?

Is this one of those things where he gets out after a third of his sentence?

By the address, Weiner appears to be in one of those country club prisons. Repubs set him, he took the bait, but apparently they don't want to set a precedent of sending rich people to regular prisons.

Oh, my. These two ought to have some good times together.

Rich? Are you kidding, r36. Weiner is unemployable. Has been jobless for at least 2 years. Dropped out of sex rehab clinic in Arizona or wherever because he couldn't afford the fee.

I'm going to write him. Will let y'all know if he responds.

Name: ANTHONY WEINER

Register Number: 79112-054

Age: 53 Race: White Sex: Male

Release Date: 05/14/2019

Located At: FMC Devens

Anthony's upcoming Thanksgiving meal on the weekend.

fuck that perv

he deserves NOTHING

which is exactly what i am sending him

what an ego on this thing

I wonder how this p.o.s. is dealing with turkey day in the slammer?

Is he getting stuffed full of cagemeat?

A Visual Guide for Anthony Weiner.

He wants pen pals? Doesn't he have any friends he can communicate with? I guess not. I think the only people who want anything to do with him anymore are his immediate family. I think he's hoping females will write him hot letters he can masturbate to. This guy will NEVER stop being a perv.

Weiner is just gathering "testimonials" from people as a base to write a book.

R46 may well be right, but it could simply be a case of the lonesomes.

Think of it: he is literally unemployable from now on. He will be registered as a sex offender. No one will have anything to do with him. The food (judging from that photo) is vile. And there's nothing to do but wait for his sentence to end. There are far worse people on this planet who get away with everything.

Yes, he was stupid to persevere in his bad habits. He brought it on himself. But, really, isn't this a case of Write to him if you like or ignore the whole thing? Do you have to jump on someone who is not only down but will never be able to put his life back together?

And those "Mamma's mussy" comments are really moronic, no matter whom they're about. Grow up and act like a man.

Weiner is an insufferable, arrogant little nit, r47. And totally unaware of the effect his bullish behaviour has on others and utterly indifferent to its impact - even if he knew.

Song for dear old poor lonesome Anthony.

I imagine there are crazy bitches out there who will write to him. Maybe they're "lonely"like him. Or maybe they think they'll get rich from it, by selling their "story" of being Weiner's pen pal to some tabloid. At any rate, this shows that he's still attention hungry. You'd think he'd just want to quietly do his time, but not him. He needs some woman (or girl) love. He needs someone to talk with about his cock and pussies and what not. He still needs affirmation that he's HOT.

Why does he need a pen pal? Won't his wife write to him?

I'm writing him, encouraging him to try the other side.

I do feel sort of sorry for him, his compulsive behavior is so self destructive....he seems deeply troubled and lost. I hope he gets some help while he's locked up.

I will write him.

R37 Tsarnaev is not at Devens. He was sent to a prison in the Midwest after sentencing. Devens has a hospital and he was an inpatient there for months after his capture due to his injuries. The hospital has resources to provide treatment for sexual offenders.

I don't think his wife would be inclined to write to him. At long last she seemed to be distancing herself from him. And she's divorcing him. So he has to look elsewhere for female companionship by soliciting "pen pals." Ew, what a creep.

Well, I would think Hummus would want to keep in touch for the sake of his son. Remember, there's a little boy who's lost his father. Weiner never stopped to put his son first. Not once. Not even in that photo of him with an erection and his son fast asleep beside him.

Sorry. No sympathy.

Anyone feeling sorry for Anthony Weiner tonight?

I feel a bit sorry for him.

Feel sorry foe him. He is in jail and Harvey a rapist and predator is on the streets ?

I always feel sorry for people with compulsions. It's difficult or impossible for them to control themselves &, when they're compelled to act in a manner that's illegal, they suffer through punishment for something that they didn't freely choose to do. Of course, I feel much sorrier for their victims. Sad stories all the way around.

Unless he gets paroled sooner, he's facing the entire year in prison and 8 more months in 2019 after that.