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My UPS Guy is Hot

There was a thread here about hooking up with UPS / FedEx guys but I can't find it now. I noticed this guy a few weeks ago when it was raining and he ran up and back really fast. He's probably not "conventionally" hot but I liked him right away. He has that kinda Mario Lopez face - but older & more bear-ish with short stick straight hair that's kinda light brown. He looks sorta Italian / Latino but it's hard to tell. He's got nice beefy arms, legs, ass, etc...

He's very friendly too. I had some ridiculously huge box from Restoration Hardware (they're sending things UPS now) and I met him when I saw the truck pull up to help bring it in. He was telling me how all these people order furniture & it's all broken by the time they get it & he hoped mine was ok. He asked what was in there so I told him it was just a bench. I started saying that I was surprised this store ships furniture UPS now because they have a delivery service & my house has other stuff from there [wanna see?] But no... obviously couldn't say that. How have people hooked up with UPS drivers when they only have 30 seconds per stop?? He didn't have a ring on, but and he did seem to kinda linger & have that eye contact thing.... but I doubt it was anything. If it was - jesus christ he could fuck me in a second...which is about all the time he'd have.

Anyway, yes he's probably just straight, friendly, and not interested at all - but if you'd just indulge me, I will thank you. It's boring out here in the suburbs. As in another thread, all I've really got are leaf blowers.

by Anonymousreply 61November 13, 2020 8:18 PM

If people ever really hooked up with the UPS/FEDEX/CableGuy/PhoneInstaller/Etc in the past, I have my doubts, it doesn't happen anymore, at least on company time. These people are all electronically tracked, supervisors drive around and check their people on their routes. Bells and whistles go off if anyone is in someplace longer than expected. Having sex on company time would mean loss of their job. It just doesn't happen anymore, despite the people who will claim that it still does, I have worked one of those jobs and it does not happen.

Now if you can catch them on their lunch hour, or half hour that might be different.

by Anonymousreply 1November 8, 2017 8:43 PM

Agreed - more likely that contact info exchanged if the guy's that interested.

by Anonymousreply 2November 8, 2017 8:49 PM

The guy who regularly brought stuff to my door was totally in heavt rotation in the "spank bank."

by Anonymousreply 3November 8, 2017 9:07 PM

I love when they wear shorts, love hairy legs on a UPS guy.

by Anonymousreply 4November 8, 2017 9:16 PM

The overwhelming majority of UPS drivers in my area are black guys - not bad looking, but nothing all that special.

The overwhelming majority of food delivery guys in my area are very short Latino/Asian guys - look like they should be jockeys in the Belmont Stakes.

Attractive white guys in my area don't do ANYTHING in my area that would give me even a minute of alone time with them.

by Anonymousreply 5November 8, 2017 9:21 PM

They UPS guys are busy and timed. You have to invite them back to let them show your appreciation. "Service for service." I get about a 50% response, and usually there are return "deliveries."

by Anonymousreply 6November 8, 2017 9:24 PM

Oh thanks R6...I should've said some vague thing. Not sure what though. It's pretty far out of my comfort zone, especially since he's the main guy for my street it seems & i don't want him to think I'm some lecherous freak. I am working from home these days, so I might catch him but the times are kinda random between 11 up to 6 sometimes. I have curtain rods coming from JC penny (gay AND cheap - quite a catch here) so maybe I can work on something at that time, though I am fairly hopeless. Perhaps I'll bring out my dog and that will be the biggest return on that investment ever. Nobody can say no to that face.

R1, I agree with you on that. That's why I found those stories hard to believe. I think this was the old thread I was talking about, but I'm not sure. I read it a while ago and it was kinda hot.

I think this is the old thread I was talking about:

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by Anonymousreply 7November 8, 2017 9:38 PM

If you fuck him OP, be sure to let us know!

R6 - how do you ask the drivers to return and let them know you're interested?

by Anonymousreply 8November 8, 2017 9:53 PM

He's coming tomorrow (per that UPS MyChoice thing that is wrong half the time) and if I catch him, I can say something like "the bench didn't break - you should see it - it looks great" or something. Nothing will happen, but whatever - I feel like that comment is low risk high reward. And I'll have the dog.

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by Anonymousreply 9November 8, 2017 10:03 PM

OP make sure you let the dog run to him first , if he is cool and fuckable he will lean and pet the dog . If that happens don't rush things , one thing you could say about the dog is " Yeah I got him because I live in that house ALL BY MYSELF"

You did not state your age or if you work out or not. I would say dress in a casual manner that accentuates your body in a positive light. Also make sure you make a statement like " Yeah , I been working hard on a project all week, can't wait to kick back with some weed, beer and pizza later and relax and watch football" What ever team he brings up tell him it's your favorite , make sure you go on line later and educate yourself on how they are doing for the season , key players etc.

You have to move slowly over the course of maybe 2 or 3 deliveries before popping the the question " hey you want to hang out " . Make sure you groomed him along ( not in a Kevin Spacey way ) so that he feels a level of comfort with you.

If he is game , he will play into it.

by Anonymousreply 10November 8, 2017 10:24 PM

Thanks R10 - you sound like a pro. I'm in my late 30s and he's probably around 5 years older I'd guess. I haven't worked out in a little while cuz moving here has been a huge hassle, but I still look ok. I actually lost weight somehow, probably muscle though. He had a belly on him but it looks good (I am not into 6 packs or that type). I am not sure if I could play the weed / sports / straight guy role. Well, pizza is fine - but I'd seem like a total idiot trying to be bro-ish. I'd have to study for hours to know who plays for what team & haven't had any pot or drinks in a long time.

[quote]Make sure you groomed him along ( not in a Kevin Spacey way )

lol

I am going to be ordering a lot of stuff & sitting by the front window all month long, but I swear there was something in the eye contact this afternoon - or maybe I'm delusional from lack of sex.

by Anonymousreply 11November 8, 2017 10:56 PM

My UPS guys vary, but I usually have the same Fed-Ex guy, and he's always very sweet to me. I know they're on a tight schedule, so I try not to keep him too long, but I asked him to stay once so I could show him one of my framed butterflies that he had delivered. He indulged me, which he didn't have to do.

by Anonymousreply 12November 8, 2017 11:01 PM

Practice your "bend and snap"!

by Anonymousreply 13November 8, 2017 11:04 PM

r13 that’s called the shake and pop

by Anonymousreply 14November 8, 2017 11:05 PM
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by Anonymousreply 15November 8, 2017 11:11 PM

real UPS guy or porn?

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by Anonymousreply 16November 8, 2017 11:14 PM

horror movie, r16

by Anonymousreply 17November 8, 2017 11:31 PM

I'm sure BILL TAYLOR is taking notes ...

by Anonymousreply 18November 9, 2017 12:17 AM

Strange to come across this thread. A few months ago this gorgeous cable man came by to set up my box and he told me that he left his personal number in the little pamphlet thingy. I thought it was odd but I didn’t think much of it until last night. Not sure what reminded me of it. Was he just being friendly or maybe looking for something else? Damn. I hope I didn’t miss out. I want to text him but I doubt he’d remember me.

by Anonymousreply 19November 9, 2017 12:46 AM

I had remodeling done last year. The painter was cute and hot. Unmarried. Big package. The tile man had the best ass, did not wear underwear and wore loose short shorts that always showed his ass. I am hard thinking of him. He was married but oh so friendly, nice, making sure I was happy with the tile. I was too chicken shit to try. Regrets.

by Anonymousreply 20November 9, 2017 1:15 AM

DEAR "MR 19"--PLEASE SEND ME HIS TELEPHONE NUMBER AND I WILL ASK HIM FOR YOU.BLESS,BILL

by Anonymousreply 21November 9, 2017 1:35 AM

OK, maybe some of you NYC DLers may have bumped into this guy:

He was a UPS worker midtown, who used to deliver to all of us living/working in the Murray Hill vicinity. Then he would take his lunch breaks at the men's room on the seventh floor of Lord & Taylor, a discreet yet well known enough tearoom even to this day.

Short, Italian looking, moustache, masculine, dark hair, huge dick ... and always with his UPS uniform on - the long pants version. The caveat was that if you ever ran into him outside the horny zone, he would act as if he had never seen you in his life.

This was happening in the years 2093-2007.

by Anonymousreply 22November 9, 2017 1:41 AM

OK - obviously 2003

by Anonymousreply 23November 9, 2017 1:43 AM

[quote]and he told me that he left his personal number in the little pamphlet thingy. I thought it was odd but I didn’t think much of it until last night. Not sure what reminded me of it.

Oddly, your post just reminded me of a plumber who was here several years ago. When he'd finished his work, I said, "Wow, that was fast."

He said, "Yeah, we don't mess around. Usually." And then he winked.

Was he saying that he might mess around that time? In that aspect of life, I am (and always have been) totally clueless.

by Anonymousreply 24November 9, 2017 2:39 AM

Look at the Facebook page "UPS Dogs" to see cute dogs and hot drivers.

by Anonymousreply 25November 9, 2017 3:10 AM

Here you go OP, not a UPS delivery , but you get the drift ...

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by Anonymousreply 26November 9, 2017 6:36 AM

OP if what you say is true Kudos to you !

I've only ever seen 2 hot UPS drivers. I strongly suspect the blonde/blue ( like a short Brad Pitt with curly hair and Jewish features) hot guy was former prison trade , but he was the " on-the-go " type, I could never make small talk. The other hot guy was a former military Italian guy with green eyes and hairy legs. You could always smell his musk if he came after 3pm. The current guys in my area look like Eriq la Salle and Charles Barkley. zZZzzzzzz

by Anonymousreply 27November 9, 2017 6:52 AM

I'm in NYC and have yet to see a UPS guy,who is NOT hot. I sure envy whoever does the hiring.

by Anonymousreply 28November 9, 2017 6:58 AM

He was just humoring a fat elder gay R24,

by Anonymousreply 29November 9, 2017 7:10 AM

Never did anything with a UPS guy but an arab plumber who came to fix a leak in my bathtub gave me a handjob once.

by Anonymousreply 30November 9, 2017 7:36 AM

When it comes to musk, I remember the surly hot Albanians who installed my windows

by Anonymousreply 31November 9, 2017 7:49 AM

OP = BILL TAYLOR

by Anonymousreply 32November 9, 2017 7:49 AM

I saw a truck today and on the side it said "College Hunks Hauling Junk", I may be in the need for some junk to be picked up!

by Anonymousreply 33November 9, 2017 7:52 AM

Look at my email... it's being such a cock tease. Unfortunately, I am gonna be out a lot today.

(yea I have yahoo - at least it's not AOL right?)

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by Anonymousreply 34November 9, 2017 1:57 PM

Oh and that's all Amazon and CVS splitting the same order into 10 different boxes. I am not that ravenous in online shopping.

by Anonymousreply 35November 9, 2017 1:58 PM

I have hooked up with a UPS guy. It was hot. He would occassionally drop things off at my office and we started to talk. Now its a semi regular thing.

by Anonymousreply 36November 9, 2017 2:02 PM

As long as they don't look like Kevin James.

by Anonymousreply 37November 9, 2017 9:33 PM

R37 Kevin James is kinda hot in a chucky fat dad bod sort of way, guys that look like him are total pigs in bed , in a good way

by Anonymousreply 38November 9, 2017 9:37 PM

Damn. I was taking him for a walk & all the boxes were already there. Well, next time.

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by Anonymousreply 39November 10, 2017 12:53 AM

Order more stuff.

by Anonymousreply 40November 10, 2017 1:04 AM

R30, how much extra did he charge you for that?

by Anonymousreply 41November 10, 2017 3:18 AM

LOL [r41], he didn't charge me anything extra and, truth be told, he wouldn't have been worth it. He wasn't bad looking, but not superhot either -- it was the circumstances that made the whole thing so exciting.

by Anonymousreply 42November 10, 2017 5:44 AM

R40=Jeff Bezos

by Anonymousreply 43November 10, 2017 6:38 PM

Order some lube :)

by Anonymousreply 44November 10, 2017 7:31 PM

I don't like how busy they are. They are practically running to deliver everything, and it gives me very little time to me lecherous if they are hot! ;)

by Anonymousreply 45November 11, 2017 4:22 AM

He's so straight... I opened the door this time just as he was going back to the truck, and I said thanks, and he just yelled back "Thank you SIR!" without really turning around. It was very military "Sir yes Sir!" - in fact, I wouldn't be surprised if he was in the military altogether in the past.

Oh well. He must know 1/2 the block wants to fuck him. I wonder if he ever does anything with women. Or then again, women don't tend to find the same things attractive.

by Anonymousreply 46November 11, 2017 9:46 PM

Samantha Jones knew what to do

by Anonymousreply 47November 11, 2017 10:33 PM

I'm in NYC and for a while there was this hot-a-licious FedEx guy doing deliveries on my block. Young, muscle, Latin, tattoos up and down his arms, great face. Tight fitting short sleeve FedEx shirt and shorts. He had IT in spades.

by Anonymousreply 48November 11, 2017 11:29 PM

OP , if he empathized the word "Sir" you still have a chance, sounds like he may be a closet submissive. Start being friendly but firm with him in your next discussion . Something " I would prefer any packages you leaved are stacked neatly on my door step, do you understand?" maintain eye contact Pretend your training your puppy . Instructional video below. Keep us appraised of your progress !!!

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by Anonymousreply 49November 12, 2017 1:14 AM

Op, please don't do anything like what R10 suggests. How embarrassing.

by Anonymousreply 50November 14, 2017 7:27 AM

OP Status update ? Thanksgiving coming don't let the turkey be the only one being stuffed !

by Anonymousreply 51November 14, 2017 4:06 PM

R51 - not much to say... I never can catch him. He's dropped stuff off at 9 AM and 3 PM and every other random time. The last was the "Thank you SIR" thing and then he was gone. He's just another hot straight guy running around as a cock tease. Nothing to see there. I know there are some glory days stories on here (and all over the place) of hooking up with the mailman, the electrician, the comcast guy, etc.. but I think 90% of the time people will go empty handed. I actually had an exterminator that was really hot! But I was so focused on the bug issue I didn't even care.

The main problem, even just to chat, is UPS tracks them by the second. They need to do 100s of deliveries and they know if he stops too long, from what I understand. So, as others mentioned up the thread, he can't really do much - he can barely talk. At most, he could come after work - but to establish that there's something "there" in 5 second intervals once a week... I mean, that is some skill set I don't have.

[quote]I would prefer any packages you leaved are stacked neatly on my door step, do you understand?

lol - I can't do this. Nice video, though.

by Anonymousreply 52November 15, 2017 3:20 PM

You want to flirt with a UPS guy after he’s done with his deliveries. Then, he’s relaxed and horny by the end of the day.

by Anonymousreply 53November 15, 2017 4:17 PM

I love how much thought you put into that R10, you slut!

by Anonymousreply 54November 15, 2017 4:41 PM

My UPS guy is really professional but seems like he knows I'm gay and thinks I'm going to flirt with him. He isn't my type but he is a type that a lot of DLers would find attractive (shaved head, looks like he works out maybe fit or fat fit, masculine face & voice).

by Anonymousreply 55November 15, 2017 5:05 PM

My UPS guy never shows up until after 7PM, and he makes me sign for everything.

by Anonymousreply 56November 16, 2017 1:13 AM

I haven't met my UPS guy because of MyChoice, they leave my stuff at the door. And I don't want to meet him because Im ashamed at how much money I spend on buying shit online!

by Anonymousreply 57November 17, 2017 11:03 PM

Anything new?

by Anonymousreply 58December 14, 2017 6:58 PM

Aren’t they all

by Anonymousreply 59December 14, 2017 7:19 PM

They sure are in NYC. One good thing about the summer, you see "more" of them.

by Anonymousreply 60December 15, 2017 7:13 PM

Nice

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by Anonymousreply 61November 13, 2020 8:18 PM
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