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E.g. "Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson."
If you were to have a pretentious name including a first, second, third, fourth and fifth name as well as a hyphenated last name, what would your "pretentious name" be?
I don't mind Uma, but her kid's name is ridiculous.
I'm still compiling mine.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | January 18, 2018 4:29 PM |
Felicity Raveneux Meyers-Alahambra
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 4, 2017 6:59 PM |
Alberto VO-5
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 4, 2017 7:58 PM |
Nasturtium Eleganza Fendi Nachtoff Brandi Cochlear-Thibodeau IV
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 17, 2018 9:54 PM |
Semi-retarded Uma named her child this idiotic name. So far that name has appeared on hundreds and hundreds of pages of child custody documents
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 17, 2018 10:57 PM |
Albertus Bertrand von Wittgenstein-De'Ath IV
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 17, 2018 11:12 PM |
Chenelle Perrier-Jouay Washington
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 17, 2018 11:15 PM |
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 17, 2018 11:16 PM |
My mind saw "Altalune Florence" and turned it into "Flatulence"
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 17, 2018 11:17 PM |
Anastasia Beaverhausen
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 18, 2018 1:26 AM |
F. Benoit Cillian LaCroix
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 18, 2018 2:26 AM |
Victoria Primrose Montpellier-VanStratten
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 18, 2018 3:05 AM |
J. Everett Bumpton III
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 18, 2018 3:07 AM |
Esme Melisande Carlotta Squirrella von Messyhausen-Worthington-Gump
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 18, 2018 4:08 AM |
Rectus Deplorum The Sixty-Ninth
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 18, 2018 4:43 AM |
Grand Wipierre Frontoback, That's-a-boy, Tears, Son Spacey
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 18, 2018 4:50 AM |
Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 18, 2018 4:51 AM |
Dame Carlotta von Schickelgruber
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 18, 2018 5:05 AM |
Rastus Pablo Rabinowitz
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 18, 2018 5:10 AM |
Candeloro Ostara Orage. It is the approximate, glamorous of my real name
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 18, 2018 5:18 AM |
Neighbour of mine just named their daughter Frederique. They are both from Anglo Saxon, so why they chose a French name and a hideously ugly one at that I have no idea. But they’re both prententious so I guess that was the most “well to do” name those two try hards could come up with.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 18, 2018 5:20 AM |
Shelby Eaton Dixon Holden Long Sacks
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 18, 2018 5:46 AM |
Aubrey Charleston Chew Vanderslice Hoop de Hoop-Bombdiggity IV
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 18, 2018 6:01 AM |
My secret drag name as a gayling was for a fancy divorcee named Fifi Fadone (rhymes with bone). Fifi wore pearls and drank everything from a martini glass.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 18, 2018 7:07 AM |
Petunia Pantaloons
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 18, 2018 7:24 AM |
I would steal this guy's name...and maybe his life.
Bache-Balthazar Hiscox
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 18, 2018 9:28 AM |
Imogene Fritzwillers
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 18, 2018 9:49 AM |
I actually have three middle names and two last names in real life, so I suppose I'm already one of those people.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 18, 2018 10:07 AM |
I try not to be pretentious - because it makes you look like an asshole.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 18, 2018 10:47 AM |
Tim-o-thee
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 18, 2018 10:59 AM |
Sir Jarvis von Meatstick-Lipchitz
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 18, 2018 12:08 PM |
Dame Chutney Suppurating-Fistula
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 18, 2018 12:14 PM |
James James Morrison Morrison Weatherby George Dupree.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 18, 2018 12:16 PM |
Timothee Chalamet.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 18, 2018 12:57 PM |
At least he took great care of his mother, R32.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 18, 2018 12:58 PM |
Wendy Wendell Bartholomew Orenthal Rufus Clyde Theodis Pookie Williams
Next Caller!
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | January 18, 2018 3:23 PM |
LaShanah Tovah Feldshuh
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | January 18, 2018 3:57 PM |
Jermajesty Jackson
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | January 18, 2018 4:07 PM |
Chloe Sevigny
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | January 18, 2018 4:27 PM |
Dame Semolina Beaterbars.....
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | January 18, 2018 4:29 PM |
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