Mark Zuckerberg's Milky White Man-Boobs

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Why'd he settle for an Asian wife? He could afford much better.

Those are hardly moobs.

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She's prettier in person.

She has bigger thicker calves than him.

did the wife ever practice medicine?

It says she graduated medical school but never says if she worked at it.

funny who he married her the day AFTER Facebook's stock lauch.

Was that so she couldn't claim it if they divorce?

He's definitely cute and fuckable.

Why are pale white people always calling themselves Semites?

She’s hideous.

What’s he really into?

That's 37.5 billion each, OP!

soft, smooth, milky white? So now ravish me so I can get the hell out of here.

He needs to sjave that chest

I like pale white moobs. But I don't like Mark. He's fug.

I've seen much worse than MZ. Also, those are not Moobs, OP.

Mark definitely needs a new hairstyle. That 12 year old kid cut he's been sporting forever is a horror. He's got a sexycute body and his face, though not classically handsome, is cute enough to make him fuckable. But that hair, oh no, that has to go.

I like the chest hair.

Only closeted gays, weirdos and losers see something in Asian women. Asian women are unattractive and sub-humans.

R20 that's exactly why TRUMP and the GOP is shitting on the "GAYS"

His wife is ugly but so is he Billionaires don't marry for looks-gates,buffet, CEO of amazon All their wives are plain or just unattractive

He thinks attractive people and white valley girls are plain useless and their stupidity and ignorance disgusts him to the max.

Probably true R23. I hate him.

R24 He's not gay.

This thread brings out all the racist douche bags

The Gays are Trump's occasional cocksuckers.

R2 What is so great about white women, F@g?

R28/Lip Stick Alleyer, why not just call him a faggot, you piece of shit?

FF’d and blocked. Be gone Lip Stick Alley.

FF and block the R2 too. His comment and his self deserve to be ridiculed.

I just wish the boy would change clothes once in a while. That "uniform" he wears every day was cute at one point. Now it's just sad.

He is not in the collecting fans kind of group, so appearance is his least concern.

Asian women are a lot like Jews. All about the money and social hierarchy.

The hot golddiggers of America must be scratching their heads over this one.

R34 That's right.

I'd rim that sweet tubby azz for hours, and suck those toes for all that money.

The wife is severe.

On the other hand their kids will be SMART.

Thanks Winklevoss twins!

Do you guys think he bangs hot chicks or guys behind closed doors but this basic looking Asian chick gets to be known as the main partner in public. Most guys find hot people irresistible, so I refuse to believe he does not fantasize about hot women or men. Most average looking guys desire attractive people even if they are at peace with their average looking wives.

Yeah, something has to be going on in the background, r41.

His wife is so fucking ugly and fat!

I really don't get how someone ultra-rich like Zuckerberg doesn't just publicly offer to double Donald Trump's net worth in exchange for him resigning the presidency. It would barely put a dent in their own finances and you know Trump couldn't resist. Sure, it opens up a dangerous precedent that the ultra-rich can buy the United States of America, but we're practically already there anyway, so why not?

Worrying about Mark Zuckerberg's sexual life is weird and creepy.

The film 'The Social Network' has to be the only time in history where the historical figure depicted in the film was more attractive than the actor who portrayed him. Mark's cute, Jessie E. not so much.

Mark has a babyface but the actor playing him has a dead corpse face.

R15, and yet for me, that's his only physical asset...that I can see.

That, and circumcised.

Love the babyface

He's a beautiful mind, like Harvey Weinstein

He's a beautiful mind, like Harvey Weinstein

He's a beautiful mind, like Harvey Weinstein

He's a beautiful mind, like Harvey Weinstein

That is one UGLY woman.

He should have stuck with Eduardo.

The sex was probably better.

Proof yet again that men who date asians are gay gay gay.

I hate to admit it but I bang Cuckerberg.

He’s gay, and she looks like a fucking peasant.

Zuckerberg. He’s only 33, OP. He used to blush when people loved his iPhone, too,. Can’t have the blushing, Its a “tell”.

[quote] R18: Re: Zuckerberg. He's got a sexycute body and his face, though not classically handsome, is cute enough to make him fuckable. But that hair, oh no, that has to go.

He’s Jewish, so that hair will go in short order,

Who would be Oprah’s VP? Or Zuckerberg‘s?

Oprah would need a conservative, maybe Zuckerberg would accept that role?

No, you motherfuckers need to stop that shit right now. DO NOT VOTE FOR ZUCK THE FUCK!

Priscilla Chan started dating MZ at Harvard. If he weren't a billionaire, you'd say they were pretty well matched. My guess is that he trusts her because of that--she didn't start dating him because of his money. A lot of their charitable work is clearly driven by her. And, yes, she's practiced--did her residency in pediatrics at UCSF.

Lots of straight guys in Silicon Valley are married to Asian women--my take is that it's because Asian women don't mind the heavy-duty nerd factor.

Not voting for him under any circumstances R59 My Twitter bio has #NeverZuckerberg in it already. But I would fuck him

bump

His wife is so fucking ugly and fat!

She's better looking than he is, and isn't any "fatter" than he is either. Some people here are so misogynistic. Maybe he realized it would be dumb to go for some golddigger, since those relationships don't last anyway.

Even worse than Benna Fleck's

Not necessarily R20. Asians flock to Jewish men and vice versa like a moth to a flame. If you have an overbearing Jewish mother, I imagine having the complete opposite might be one of the main attractions.

I chew on them!

Those man titties are worth a lot less now than they were just a couple of months ago.

I never understand why DLers bitch about people being milky white if they're Caucasian and then complain about them looking aged after 40. Milky white skin means he will age better than other Caucasian men, who ruin their skins when they tan them.

His body looks pretty good to me. I like the milky white skin and nice hairy tits. His face is average and needs a better haircut.

Fuckerberg is the ugliest man in the world. He has a shitty body, shitty orange hair, and a shitty special needs aspie face. Every part of him is repulsive.

Just think, we're all living in hell because Harvard's finals clubs had the great good sense to call it as they saw it.

Give us back our data!

r71

HA HA HA HA HA

If you think those are moobs, I have something to show you.

I read on another site his mistress was one of the actresses from Agents Of Shield.

What did you expect? he's of German and Austrian descent..

Trump doesnt see the hairy boobs while Mark is laying on his stomach , ass Cheeks spread .

r65, you know nothing about Asian women after they get married. Especially Chinese.

Rich smart aspie nerds don't care how they look

You're rich, look it!

Asian women seem submissive but become monsters once they snag a husband. Lots of men who are majorly insecure about their prowess date them.

ALL the men I was with who had dated Asians were Viagra dependent and I am and was a hell of a looker. Lots of men who dated Asians were overly obsessed with other good looking men as well and poorly endowed.

Maybe it was just my bad luck, but this was my honest experience.

I bet he's cut a nice, fat, cut cock. Probably not longer than 6.5 in, cut thick with low hanging balls.

R82 - that he sticks it in that THING he married is implausible unless he is really sick in the head.

R2 - looking at his Yellow Taxi makes me appreciate that at least Trump TRIED for a Rolls Royce (and God knows, there is nothing else I appreciate about Trump).

R82 - she's nothing special but she's also not some hideous monster

He can speak Mandarin so he is very smart

[quote] He can speak Mandarin so he is very smart

I agree.

I can't believe you bitches are really disparaging of his wife...he looks like a badly xeroxed copy of Marshall Mathers.

r88

That's my brother

If it weren’t for the Trump family this creep would be one of the most hated people on the planet. He probably is, it’s just a low boil given the Trump clan.

R85 - his wife makes Rosie look like Liz Taylor in her prime.