If You Had to Get Locked in Prison With Anyone As Your Lover & Protector, Who Would it Be?

John Cena

Good choice.

Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson, please.

Jay Chaikin

Aaron Rodgers

Jerri Blank

Seriously, though, Diego Barros.

I'd happily be John Cena's prison bitch.

R7, but he’s a pussy.

billy eichner

Aaron Hernandez

Terry Crews

Terry would def keep you safe. And be an excellent jail lover.

Jason Mamoa ! Yes Daddy,whatever you say Daddy !

Gilbert Gottfried!

Yes R3 & R12

Boxer Danny Garcia

I would be very tempted to choose british fitness model and reality TV star Liam Mcaleese who stars in sexy show bromans. So strong 💪 🔥

British boxer Amir Khan.

All day long.

Although Amir Khan looks great at R19, I prefer him naturally hairy like this.

Sexy beast!

And he wouldn’t be shaving his chest in the pen, so you’d get to rest your head on that muscular bed of hair after lights out, R20.

The nice thing about Amir is that once you both got out of prison, he cleans up nicely!

Goldberg

Just what the doctor ordered. Like a warm muscly grizzly bear. He’ll pound a threatening inmate during the day, then pound your ass at night.

Diego Barras and the French dude are at the top of my list. They are hot as fuck.

Mexicans boxing champ, Canelo Alvarez

Shit R26, I am all about some uncut Mexican ginger cock.

Yum Fucking EEEEEE. . . .

He’s a true lover and a fighter.

Sage Northcutt

Dorothy Z.

More Sage

Brad Tavares is pretty damn sexy.

another vote for The Rock

[QUOTE]Brad Tavares is pretty damn sexy.

Killers don’t come hotter than this.

Abe Vigoda, natch.

Frank Shamrock is a hot daddy who’d keep you safe and satisfied.

Anthony Ogogo.

Anthony...

Anthony...

And one more of Anthony Ogogo.

Chris Meloni /Chris Keller

You mean this, R42?

In Oz, you'd definitely want Adebisi on your side. Otherwise...

R-43 yes!

He is hot as hell

judge judy...cunt extraordinaire...no one would mess with her mouth.

Victor Cruz

Victor Cruz? Why? So you can be beaten and raped together?

Dave Bautista

R9, why is Diego a pussy?

Jose Bautista Dominican plays for Toronto Blue Jays

He's cute nice humble and has a fat ass

Google his sports illustrated nude naked photos

Bat, balls and ass butt cheeks!

THIS GUY:

Tahir "Tie" Domi is a retired Canadian professional ice hockey player of Albanian origin.

Known for his role as an enforcer, he played for the Toronto Maple Leafs, New York Rangers and Winnipeg Jets over a sixteen-year NHL career.

R50, He’s too soft. You need an animal. He can’t protect you like a Sage Northcutt can.

I don’t know them.

Are you kidding me?

They're all total pussies compared to the one, the only choice: Olivia de Havilland.

Quentin Crisp. He was so fierce and smart.

mo, curly, shemp or larry

This fucking guy. Mmm.

Naomi Campbell. I'd be that Bitch's bitch.

Simon Baker

Brennan Fjord Athlete.

Luke Kuechly

Kiko Alonso

Jon "Bones" Jones - minus the coke habit

Beautiful chocolate man.

Sage Northcutt

Janet "Butch" Reno

Liam Neeson

James Harrison

Another vote for John Cena.

Boxer Deontay Wilder

Chris Hemsworth and his hammer.

Definitely, Chiwetel Ejiofor. Quiet, passionate when appropriate, cuddlier, smart, international and a great accent!

J.J. Watts

Ryan Garcia

Dorothy Zbornak.

Lol, you just made my afternoon, r6.

Pazuzu

I spent over a month in jail, with Daniel. He was tall, and strong. Very muscular. Apparently, he was a meat-cutter, and very skilled. I was scared to death to go to jail, and worried about my safety. Anyway, he had a booming bass voice. Black and very handsome. He was so gentle and kind to me. When he got out of the shower, with just a towel wrapped around him, my heart just fluttered like I had some disorder. Jail is very boring: we would watch Carol Burnett tapes, and he would laugh, with booming laughs, at all the best bits. I ran into him, a few months ago, exiting my grocery store, and my fantasies returned, but I looked him up, and found several thefts and drug arrests. I was ready to ask him home, but I guess it's a good thing I didn't. Back to the point (didn't thinK I had one): for a smaller guy, to feel protected and cared for by a bigger guy is just about heaven on earth. I still really love that guy (from a distance, though).

Joan Crawford

Tromp so at least the rest of the world is free of him. If not, then Jack Kesey

James! 🇨🇴

Mychal Kendricks

Nick Bosa

Only attracted to ONE MMA fighter.

Luke Rockhold would be my choice.

Amir Khan. Plus he’s got a really nice penis.

Paul Wagner xxx

Dustin Poirier

So many great choices. I love a lot of the guys you all mention. John Cena, that blonde boxer, Chris Hemsworth would all be great. Ibiza kind of choice is Lori Loughlin is going to get when she goes to jail?

Lea DeLaria

Anne Murray

The Punisher

Mario Lopez

Trader Joe. He comes with his own salad dressings.

Ving Rhames

Jarec, of course.

Gotta be a guy in uniform 🇺🇸

Tim Tebow!

Franky Doyle

Ooooh!

I want to worship Klay’s pitts. I don’t think women appreciate them as much as a guy would

Rosie O'Donnell

R97 - damn! Tim Tebow looks amazing in that pic. His body is insane.

Jason Mamoa or Terry Crews, or the character Ragnar Lothbrok from Vikings.

Tom Hardy, hard

Keanu Reeves

‘These names alone will remain in the future, divested of their objects. Who, it will be asked, were Bulkaen, Harcamone, Divers, who was Pilorge, who was Guy? And their names will inspire awe, as we are awed by the light from a star that has been dead a thousand years...’

Him. Another vote for John.

JJ Watt, please.

A boxer is definitely a good choice for personal safety. Any good boxer can make mincemeat of those MMA types.

I'd want my boxing cellmate to have a good sense of humour as well, so he can talk his way out of fights wherever possible.

R44 Petey was made for rapin'.

MMA fighter Nick Rodriguez

Hope Davis

Clay.

Either of the Charlo brothers.

It's a toss up between Beamish and Bootsy Gumdrops.

Brad "Daddy Moobs" Parscale, [italic]bien sûr[/italic]!

Damn R22!

Shawn Mendes, because he’s so pretty, the inmates would ignore me.

Lady G.

I will go to jail with my husband who knows a thing or two about surviving in jail. Just stay away from my man!

Kiki Dunst

Chris Cuomo.