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Iris Apfel, the female Mister Magoo, hates on, well, everything.

"Fashion is not what it used to be; there's really not much fashion anymore," she says. "It's become really rather commercial, and everybody copies everybody else." Much of what she sees strikes her as "same old, same old," evidence that people are too scared to take real risks. And yet despite her malaise, she still intends to see Naeem Khan's latest collection and is looking forward to Calvin Klein's presentation, which she does indeed attend a few hours after our interview.

But overall the state of fashion depresses her, and not even its resident enfant terribles can stoke her interest: "The problem is when they try to do something different, they do something so insane, like an overcoat with three sleeves." She declines to name names.

"Clothes are made to be worn," she continues. "They can be very beautiful and artistic." But they aren't themselves art, she maintains; they're fashion. And they need to be chosen with care, a concept that few seem to grasp. "People are so inappropriate," she says. In fact, "'appropriate' is a word that seems to have left the fashion lexicon." It's not that she takes such offense at "lounge-y clothes," which have their time and place. But she can't fathom why some people think it's acceptable to wear them to dinner parties.

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by Anonymousreply 71July 3, 2019 8:55 PM

How can she possibly think Obama was worse than Trump, or that Trump is being treated worse than Obama was?

I'm happy she still has her marbles at 96, but she sounds as idiotic as anyone at a Trump or monster truck rally.

Is she perhaps an Israel Firster?

by Anonymousreply 1September 23, 2017 7:45 AM

She's not the only deplorable to say that all 8 years of Obama were "a total disaster," but no one ever has any examples of what disasters we as a country endured for 8 full years.

It's just a lie, and somehow I suspect she knows that. But she's also a New Yorker who likes Trump while complaining about everyone else being "inappropriate," so maybe she's just really fucking stupid.

by Anonymousreply 2September 23, 2017 8:24 AM

One always calls Iris Apfel when in need of pithy political commentary.

by Anonymousreply 3September 23, 2017 9:46 AM

lover her style, hate her politics

by Anonymousreply 4September 23, 2017 10:47 AM

If she likes or defends Trump, she can fuck herself. Because he is about as fit for the Oval Office as that "three-armed coat is wearable.

by Anonymousreply 5September 23, 2017 11:31 AM

it's one thing to criticize Obama, another to call him one of the worst ever and say the last eight years were a "disaster." The economy tells a very different story

by Anonymousreply 7September 23, 2017 11:41 AM

Why do old women wear those huge black glasses? Carol Channing and Elaine Stritch also wore them.

by Anonymousreply 8September 23, 2017 11:43 AM

I agree r9. If a decent president followed Obama, we wouldn't be glorifying him.

No, I'm not a deplorable. I just don't have annesia.

by Anonymousreply 10September 23, 2017 11:56 AM

Giving nukes to Iran was another Obama mess up.

The government bailouts and programs like "Cash For Clunkers"

Constantly degrading the police - going on national tv and saying the police acted stupidly, then having a beer summit

Getting caught on a hot microphone telling the Russians he'd have more power after his second election

Benghazi - allowing an Ambassador to be killed instead of bringing him home

allowing the IRS to target conservative groups

by Anonymousreply 11September 23, 2017 12:07 PM

that's about the extent of the "endless list" though

by Anonymousreply 12September 23, 2017 12:10 PM

[quote]that's about the extent of the "endless list" though

No, there is plenty more. We're just finding out the extent of his wiretapping.

He knew the Russians were trying to hack the election but did nothing about it

Obamacare is failing miserably

by Anonymousreply 13September 23, 2017 12:18 PM

yadayadayada

by Anonymousreply 14September 23, 2017 12:21 PM

I don't grasp why people think this woman is so interesting? Cause she wears ridiculous jewelry, stupid glasses and laid clothes? Or cause she's one step int he grave and still shows up? I tried to watch that documentary on her but couldn't finish - thought incredibly depressing. And now I hope she steps fully into the grave considering her fucked up archaic political views

by Anonymousreply 15September 23, 2017 12:23 PM

Hi Boris @ R10!

by Anonymousreply 16September 23, 2017 12:26 PM

Generally those that say Obama was a disaster are wealthy people angry their net worth didn't increase exponentially under his presidency.

by Anonymousreply 17September 23, 2017 12:54 PM

Iris = Joo?

by Anonymousreply 18September 23, 2017 12:56 PM

All old people are cranky. They have names for it. Curmudgeon. Misanthrope. Some people have made a living off of it.

by Anonymousreply 19September 23, 2017 1:24 PM

I loved the Iris documentary and thought highly of her. I admired her style as well as her moxie, so I find her mindless bashing of Obama and glorification of Trump depressing. She didn't even have anything specific or insightful to say, just the same old generic complaint about "disaster" under Obama. Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 20September 23, 2017 1:57 PM

I saw the documentary on PBS and it was interesting and a little sad. Had no idea of her political views.

by Anonymousreply 21September 23, 2017 2:35 PM

"—The List Is Endless"

The Obama hater glibly ignores the DAILY insane list of Trump monstrosities, because he's a useless stoner Libertarian who whines about "big gubmint" until his home is flooded.

by Anonymousreply 22September 23, 2017 11:27 PM

She’s had an eye job!

by Anonymousreply 23September 23, 2017 11:30 PM

She's just an old cranky cunt.

by Anonymousreply 24September 23, 2017 11:51 PM

Um... R9, R11, R13 - not a single thing that any of you mention is a "scandal." Some are policy failures, and most are outright false. (R13's list is false in every respect.) Perhaps you should turn off Fox and watch some real news.

by Anonymousreply 25September 24, 2017 12:08 AM

She's right on fashion and wrong on politics.

Shut up, you old cunt. Don't stray from your limited proficiencies.

Fashion is now committing the worst sin of all, worse than commercialism and lacking in skill and lacking in vision and lacking in historical awareness and lack of understanding the times and lack of leadership.

It is boring.

by Anonymousreply 26September 24, 2017 12:16 AM

She's complaining about commercialization and the shitty state of fashion yet she loves the slovenly and crass Trump? Plus, I remember her hawking all types of shit she passed off for "fashun" on HSN.

by Anonymousreply 27September 24, 2017 12:22 AM

Rich bitch who did nothing but marry for money.

by Anonymousreply 28September 24, 2017 12:35 AM

[quote] Rich bitch who did nothing but marry for money.

Apfel ran a very successful interior design business. I don't believe her husband was wealthy.

by Anonymousreply 29September 24, 2017 1:08 AM

She ran the successful business with her husband's money.

by Anonymousreply 30September 24, 2017 1:12 AM

[quote]The Obama hater glibly ignores the DAILY insane list of Trump monstrosities

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by Anonymousreply 31September 24, 2017 4:05 AM

Donald Trump is the three-armed overcoat of politics.

by Anonymousreply 32September 24, 2017 4:29 AM

She has contributed as much to society as Melania Trump.

Self-centered, ugly narcissistic bitch, too.

by Anonymousreply 33September 24, 2017 4:52 AM

R32 for the win. R33 as silver medallist for this thread.

by Anonymousreply 34September 24, 2017 5:04 AM

R11, R13 R31, the Trumpy troll:

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by Anonymousreply 35September 24, 2017 5:14 AM

The Maysles documentary film on her showed her to be, for the most part, an idiot. She had a lot of chutzpah in her day, but not much substance. Her Obama comments are perfectly in keeping with I saw in the documentary; a shallow woman chasing fashion and celebrity.

by Anonymousreply 36September 24, 2017 5:19 AM

very messy bms

by Anonymousreply 37September 24, 2017 11:36 AM

Vapid socialites should be seen and not heard.

by Anonymousreply 38September 24, 2017 5:35 PM

Let's review these lists of Obama "disasters," shall we?

[quote]ISIS in Iraq

The departure from Iraq was negotiated by the Bush administration and the creation of ISIS started well before Obama took office. Neither of these is on him.

[quote]Giving nukes to Iran was another Obama mess up.

Obama didn't "give nukes" to Iran. The program was well under development before Obama took office and the deal worked out has actually put that program on hold, just as it was supposed to.

[quote]The government bailouts and programs like "Cash For Clunkers"

And the problem with these is what, exactly?

[quote]Constantly degrading the police - going on national tv and saying the police acted stupidly, then having a beer summit

"Constantly?" I think you and I have a different definition of that word. And in that particular instance, the officer in charge did, in fact, act stupidly.

[quote]Getting caught on a hot microphone telling the Russians he'd have more power after his second election

This is a lie, of course. He said he'd have more flexibility, which is, in fact, true.

[quote]Benghazi - allowing an Ambassador to be killed instead of bringing him home

Oh, please. Tens of millions of dollars spent and 8 separate Congressional investigations found no wrongdoing.

[quote]allowing the IRS to target conservative groups

They didn't; they targeted several groups taking advantage of a tax loophole, some of which were liberal.

As usual, our deplorables have nothing.

by Anonymousreply 39September 24, 2017 6:32 PM

Those are Carrie Donovan's eyeglasses. This hag isn't even original!

by Anonymousreply 40September 24, 2017 6:36 PM

Foolish Jewess

by Anonymousreply 41September 24, 2017 6:37 PM

Audrey Hepburn was a fashion icon, stylish, elegant and had class. The woman is as stylish as an elderly CLOWN.

by Anonymousreply 42September 25, 2017 12:38 AM

[R. 43] Audrey Hepburn was a great woman who helped underprivileged Children around the world. What did this rich bitch, Iris, do for any other human being? She's ugly inside and out.

by Anonymousreply 43September 25, 2017 1:02 AM

She's a full-fledged racist. The Upper East Side is full of them.

by Anonymousreply 44September 25, 2017 1:08 AM

Since she's not contributing anything to society -- and never did -- she's long overdue to DIE! Bye bye, Bitch!

by Anonymousreply 45September 25, 2017 3:30 AM

I just learned that she isn't the old broad with the ugly eyewear from the Old Navy ads.

Does anyone care what this broad thinks of Obama? Hmmmm????

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by Anonymousreply 46September 25, 2017 3:40 AM

Girl bye.

by Anonymousreply 47September 25, 2017 3:46 AM

There are plenty of old women in nursing homes who dress better than Iris and who are much prettier.

by Anonymousreply 48September 25, 2017 3:05 PM

I'm fascinated. A Jewish girl from Queens rises to be a fashion maven all over the world Only a Jew could accomplish what Iris did. I don't have the recipe, but I wish I did.

by Anonymousreply 49June 1, 2019 12:34 AM

She's still peddling her junk on the Home Shopping Network.

by Anonymousreply 50June 1, 2019 12:39 AM

Used to like her until her political views came out. Only goes to show how racist and vile she really is.

by Anonymousreply 51June 1, 2019 12:51 AM

Yawn.

Wear what you want, whether it is in fashion or not.

by Anonymousreply 52June 1, 2019 12:53 AM

Pitre

by Anonymousreply 53June 1, 2019 12:54 AM

r9 is the Trumpanzee lunatic accusing other posters of being SJWs on other threads.

by Anonymousreply 54June 1, 2019 1:05 AM

R52 is right ! So Im going to drag out those stone washed jeans and proudly sport them again.

by Anonymousreply 55June 1, 2019 2:15 AM

Whoever R9 is, I blocked that poster a long time ago, it seems.

by Anonymousreply 56June 1, 2019 2:23 AM

Fuck all of you. I'm a rich Jewess who could spit nickles out of her asshole on 42nd Street and 8th Avenue and still make a fortune. How does that grab you?

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by Anonymousreply 57June 1, 2019 2:24 AM

I was about to say that r9's post is 2 years old and he can't be a current troll, but damn if I don't have him on ignore already. He's apparently been on the same browser for 2 years without once clearing cookies.

by Anonymousreply 58June 1, 2019 3:59 AM

The gays still droll over her.

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by Anonymousreply 59June 21, 2019 10:58 PM

What I gathered from her documentary is that she married money and all she did was travel the world buying beautiful things, which she shipped home and stored in a warehouse (which she still has) from whence she would select things to put in people's homes, and called it interior design. She puts on oversized black glasses and a multitude of tacky miss-matched bangles and necklaces and calls it fashion. She decided not to have children because they would get in the way of her travels. She is enjoying a renaissance in old age because idiot shallow millennials think she's edgy and cool and eccentric and funky.

by Anonymousreply 60June 21, 2019 11:27 PM

She's designing a home collection for Target, to be released next spring.

by Anonymousreply 61June 22, 2019 12:10 AM

r61 God, it will be like the Palace of Versailles on speed. Iris loves garish, overdone, Euro-trash decoration.

by Anonymousreply 62June 22, 2019 12:16 AM

This is rather dated, isn’t it? It’s from August 2017. We’ve had quite a bit more of Trump’s horrors and perhaps she’s had time to reflect. The third arm might be more appealing than he is.

by Anonymousreply 63June 22, 2019 12:25 AM

r63 I wouldn't bet on it. It's 2019 and the old witch is promoting that Euro Trash ice cream.

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by Anonymousreply 64June 22, 2019 12:58 AM

R64. I want to express my appreciation you phrased it as “Euro Trash ice cream”. You buried the lede, which was kind. Had you said “She’s the new face of Magnum”, I may well have shuffled off this mortal coil in horreur.

by Anonymousreply 65June 22, 2019 1:07 AM

I don’t necessarily care about her one way or the other. There’s a ton of old bags like her in every city. She just seems to have pulled a good publicist and agent from some where.

by Anonymousreply 66June 22, 2019 1:36 AM

She got one thing right: fashion is not art.

If it were, then the clothes they make would be timeless instead of having a short shelf life ("that's so last season"). It's pure commerce and marketing BS; a clever way to make the impressionable spend and spend to have the current trend in their closets, which will be out-of-style in a year.

Lose the glasses, lady. They look good on no one.

by Anonymousreply 67June 22, 2019 1:42 AM

I really like to eat the old bag out.

by Anonymousreply 68June 22, 2019 2:11 AM

r59 And she can't stand Obama and loves Trump. Love those hypocritical queens by her side.

by Anonymousreply 69June 22, 2019 2:13 AM

Highly questionable and alarming anal hygiene

by Anonymousreply 70June 22, 2019 3:29 PM

r69 You mean like these two? (scroll down a few posts)

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by Anonymousreply 71July 3, 2019 8:55 PM
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