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Something strange is happening to my soon to be sister in law.

She's a really beautiful 20 year old girl who has always had a ridiculous amount of attention from males, but for the past year can't get one to look at her. This isn't all in her imagination, we've all seen the change. The weird thing is, she hasn't changed in any perceivable way. Hasn't gained weight, she looks as beautiful as always, and puts effort into her appearance. So what's going on? None of us can figure it out, and neither can she.

by Anonymousreply 31August 16, 2018 2:04 AM

This sounds like an old ad for Lysol douche.

How’s her feminine hygiene?

by Anonymousreply 1September 23, 2017 4:49 AM

Get a blog

by Anonymousreply 2September 23, 2017 4:50 AM

OP, you're "asking for a friend," right, honey?

by Anonymousreply 3September 23, 2017 4:53 AM

It's a hex, so stay clear of her.

by Anonymousreply 4September 23, 2017 4:55 AM

maybe she's being MOLESTED by a HOMOSEXUAL

by Anonymousreply 5September 23, 2017 4:55 AM

No, she doesn't have an odor problem of any kind. I've never seen someone who is that attractive have this problem, I mean she's beautiful. R3 I'm a middle aged man, if I was going to fantasize here I would be young in the story.

by Anonymousreply 6September 23, 2017 4:57 AM

Someone adjusted the pins in the voodoo doll that happens to look exactly like her.

by Anonymousreply 7September 23, 2017 4:57 AM

OP, is your soon-to-be SIL "Cheryl"?

by Anonymousreply 8September 23, 2017 5:00 AM

Is she on birth control? That can mess with the smell which attracts the human male species.

by Anonymousreply 9September 23, 2017 5:01 AM

Introduce her to an Iraqi refugee. They want green cards and will only beat her on Thursdays after sundown.

by Anonymousreply 10September 23, 2017 5:04 AM

Studies have proven that psychics feel this when the person in question is about to murder someone.

by Anonymousreply 11September 23, 2017 5:04 AM

OP, she DRAINS HER PASTA!

by Anonymousreply 12September 23, 2017 5:06 AM

She's hit the wall, OP.

by Anonymousreply 13September 23, 2017 5:17 AM

Because the kind of men who pay too much attention to teenaged girls now think she's too old for them?

by Anonymousreply 14September 23, 2017 5:24 AM

That causes most of those girls to turn to murder, r14. It is no laughing matter.

by Anonymousreply 15September 23, 2017 5:44 AM

Is your SIL's favorite movie "Legally Blonde"?

by Anonymousreply 16September 23, 2017 5:52 AM

OP, you haven't got a future sister in law because that would imply you're getting married, and you'd need to have a man to do that, which you haven't got. And if you did, your future sister in law wouldn't be 20 because you're in your 50s and the 20 year old tops you desire don't even notice bottoms of that age, let alone marry them.

by Anonymousreply 17September 23, 2017 6:00 AM

R17

It's likely that the OP's SIBLING is marrying and the sib's spouse WILL BE, their in-law. I don't think OP is marrying and therefore referring to their future spouse's sib.

by Anonymousreply 18September 23, 2017 6:21 AM

OP lives in the basement of his parents' house, at 42 years old. The "soon to be sister in law" is the family's cat who sneaks into his "house" to pee.

by Anonymousreply 19September 23, 2017 6:30 AM

She's only 20 and already engaged to your brother/sister? She's too young.

by Anonymousreply 20September 23, 2017 7:37 AM

Stupid thread.

by Anonymousreply 21September 23, 2017 7:41 AM

OP, why do you call this a "problem?"

The chick is emitting "I'm off the market" vibes.

by Anonymousreply 22September 23, 2017 8:24 AM

For fuck's sake, R22. Like THAT ever stopped men from coming on to a beautiful woman.

by Anonymousreply 23September 23, 2017 8:28 AM

Ok, she's emitting "Come on to me, and I'll kick your balls off" vibes.

by Anonymousreply 24September 23, 2017 8:32 AM

So confused. A gay man is burdened enough by a pyt straight female no longer getting male attention? What’s really going in here?

by Anonymousreply 25August 16, 2018 12:59 AM

She’s wearing an engagement ring, or she’s fucked every guy in your town and none want seconds

by Anonymousreply 26August 16, 2018 1:16 AM

It's either halitosis or the heartbreak of psoriasis.

by Anonymousreply 27August 16, 2018 1:17 AM

She must have stopped using my Pheromone parfum.

by Anonymousreply 28August 16, 2018 1:18 AM

Be careful what you wish for! The stupid metoo movement isn’t going to work out for women. Men will be afraid to ask women out, lean in for the first kiss, have sex without notarized document saying it’s consensual. How dull hetero dating must be now.

by Anonymousreply 29August 16, 2018 1:23 AM

La suerte de la fea, la bonita la desea.

by Anonymousreply 30August 16, 2018 1:50 AM

This seems like such an odd thing for the whole family to obsess over. Shouldn’t the family be consumed with the upcoming wedding ?

by Anonymousreply 31August 16, 2018 2:04 AM
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