She's a really beautiful 20 year old girl who has always had a ridiculous amount of attention from males, but for the past year can't get one to look at her. This isn't all in her imagination, we've all seen the change. The weird thing is, she hasn't changed in any perceivable way. Hasn't gained weight, she looks as beautiful as always, and puts effort into her appearance. So what's going on? None of us can figure it out, and neither can she.
Something strange is happening to my soon to be sister in law.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 16, 2018 2:04 AM |
This sounds like an old ad for Lysol douche.
How’s her feminine hygiene?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 23, 2017 4:49 AM |
Get a blog
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 23, 2017 4:50 AM |
OP, you're "asking for a friend," right, honey?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 23, 2017 4:53 AM |
It's a hex, so stay clear of her.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 23, 2017 4:55 AM |
maybe she's being MOLESTED by a HOMOSEXUAL
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 23, 2017 4:55 AM |
No, she doesn't have an odor problem of any kind. I've never seen someone who is that attractive have this problem, I mean she's beautiful. R3 I'm a middle aged man, if I was going to fantasize here I would be young in the story.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 23, 2017 4:57 AM |
Someone adjusted the pins in the voodoo doll that happens to look exactly like her.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 23, 2017 4:57 AM |
OP, is your soon-to-be SIL "Cheryl"?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 23, 2017 5:00 AM |
Is she on birth control? That can mess with the smell which attracts the human male species.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 23, 2017 5:01 AM |
Introduce her to an Iraqi refugee. They want green cards and will only beat her on Thursdays after sundown.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 23, 2017 5:04 AM |
Studies have proven that psychics feel this when the person in question is about to murder someone.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 23, 2017 5:04 AM |
OP, she DRAINS HER PASTA!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 23, 2017 5:06 AM |
She's hit the wall, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 23, 2017 5:17 AM |
Because the kind of men who pay too much attention to teenaged girls now think she's too old for them?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 23, 2017 5:24 AM |
That causes most of those girls to turn to murder, r14. It is no laughing matter.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 23, 2017 5:44 AM |
Is your SIL's favorite movie "Legally Blonde"?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 23, 2017 5:52 AM |
OP, you haven't got a future sister in law because that would imply you're getting married, and you'd need to have a man to do that, which you haven't got. And if you did, your future sister in law wouldn't be 20 because you're in your 50s and the 20 year old tops you desire don't even notice bottoms of that age, let alone marry them.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 23, 2017 6:00 AM |
R17
It's likely that the OP's SIBLING is marrying and the sib's spouse WILL BE, their in-law. I don't think OP is marrying and therefore referring to their future spouse's sib.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 23, 2017 6:21 AM |
OP lives in the basement of his parents' house, at 42 years old. The "soon to be sister in law" is the family's cat who sneaks into his "house" to pee.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 23, 2017 6:30 AM |
She's only 20 and already engaged to your brother/sister? She's too young.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 23, 2017 7:37 AM |
Stupid thread.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 23, 2017 7:41 AM |
OP, why do you call this a "problem?"
The chick is emitting "I'm off the market" vibes.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 23, 2017 8:24 AM |
For fuck's sake, R22. Like THAT ever stopped men from coming on to a beautiful woman.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 23, 2017 8:28 AM |
Ok, she's emitting "Come on to me, and I'll kick your balls off" vibes.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 23, 2017 8:32 AM |
So confused. A gay man is burdened enough by a pyt straight female no longer getting male attention? What’s really going in here?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 16, 2018 12:59 AM |
She’s wearing an engagement ring, or she’s fucked every guy in your town and none want seconds
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 16, 2018 1:16 AM |
It's either halitosis or the heartbreak of psoriasis.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 16, 2018 1:17 AM |
She must have stopped using my Pheromone parfum.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 16, 2018 1:18 AM |
Be careful what you wish for! The stupid metoo movement isn’t going to work out for women. Men will be afraid to ask women out, lean in for the first kiss, have sex without notarized document saying it’s consensual. How dull hetero dating must be now.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 16, 2018 1:23 AM |
La suerte de la fea, la bonita la desea.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 16, 2018 1:50 AM |
This seems like such an odd thing for the whole family to obsess over. Shouldn’t the family be consumed with the upcoming wedding ?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 16, 2018 2:04 AM |