Would YOU pay this much for a Love Cake?
Valerie Bertinelli and her overpriced cakes are selling like hotcakes!
by Anonymous | reply 140 | February 22, 2018 9:29 PM |
I'm sorry, but why the fuck would you buy a cake and then spread the cost out over three months? Get yourselves to fuck!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 18, 2017 5:39 AM |
Jenny Craig would not approve.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 18, 2017 5:40 AM |
What was her actual contribution? Taste-testing?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 18, 2017 5:41 AM |
Valerie was on QVC earlier today. She's fat again. Fat.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 18, 2017 5:41 AM |
QVC is pretty expensive compared to a local retail store. I wonder how QVC does so well? BTW, you can just buy a cake pan and make a cake yourself?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 18, 2017 5:42 AM |
She is also selling wine and cookbooks.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 18, 2017 5:45 AM |
"What was her actual contribution?"
The Cake Hole.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 18, 2017 5:46 AM |
Valerie stole the idea from Joy Harmon. After Joy no longer got films like Cool Hand Luke she branched out.
Harmon started Aunt Joy's Cakes in the kitchen of her California home. Her children now run the expanded wholesale bakery in Burbank. The business is a leading supplier of cakes and cookies to the studios in the L.A. area.
One might have expected car washes instead.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 18, 2017 5:47 AM |
She wants every women to be as fat as her
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 18, 2017 5:48 AM |
So all of this Jenny Craig stuff is bullshit, right?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 18, 2017 5:53 AM |
I tried, and I tried, and I TRIED to convince her that out-of-control drug abuse would help to keep her weight down, but NOOOOOOOOO . . .
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 18, 2017 5:53 AM |
'dem fraus be juicing fo sum cake.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 18, 2017 5:53 AM |
Her son is also disgustingly fat.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 18, 2017 6:16 AM |
On her IG account she posts pictures of herself without makeup all the time, and they're almost too real. I'm a little grossed out by some, actually.
I guess credit to her for forgoing the ego to do that...I'm not sure I can ever quite think of her as beautiful again, however.
Amazing how much wider her nose is unmade up. Which is often what I try to tell people here when they're convinced certain actress like Paltrow got a nose job. Makeup - espcially all the tricks of the trade these women's have access to - can work wonders.
And her skin is pretty terrible too - bad rosacea.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 18, 2017 6:17 AM |
I wouldn't pay $68 for a lap dance and a handy!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 18, 2017 7:39 AM |
I would pay 30 bucks for this but 70?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 18, 2017 4:20 PM |
Why is she hawking this garbage?
Has she totally given up?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 18, 2017 6:24 PM |
[italic]Hot in Cleveland[/italic]'s off the air, her money from [italic]One Day at a Time[/italic] must be long gone by now, and I don't know whether Eddie Van Halen is paying her any alimony at this point. She's got to do something to earn a living.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 18, 2017 6:27 PM |
Doesn't she still have Touched By a Della money?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 18, 2017 6:31 PM |
I'm now following her on instagram based on R14's recommendation. Good Stuff.
Now I'm wondering if these love cakes will make you skinny or is Jenny Craig now officially over.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 18, 2017 6:32 PM |
Eat cake, lose…aw fuck it, who am I kidding? I'll never look like I did in 1980 again.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 18, 2017 6:34 PM |
She still has guys drooling all over themselves on message boards like it is still 1980.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 18, 2017 6:40 PM |
Oh dear... $70.00 WTF
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 18, 2017 6:46 PM |
They do look good and I have a birthday coming up......
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 18, 2017 6:48 PM |
My sister spent $100 on her niece's baby shower cake. Maybe these are special occasion cakes that can feed a lot of people.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 18, 2017 6:50 PM |
Valerie's cakes are huge.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 18, 2017 6:52 PM |
R26 so is she...
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 18, 2017 6:52 PM |
Too easy, R27.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 18, 2017 7:04 PM |
She said she took drugs to keep her weight down because "Ed likes me skinny"
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 18, 2017 7:12 PM |
She actually looks like she is a good cook from watching her shows.
But where did she get her training exactly?
Where did she find the time to develop her culinary skills?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 18, 2017 7:19 PM |
She is still pretty and that is what is most important.😘
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 18, 2017 7:38 PM |
I like Valerie I think it's sad that she doesn't have a career as an actress anymore she was quite talented any reason why they won't hire her I mean come on she's still gorgeous?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 18, 2017 7:44 PM |
It feels so good to type those three little letters in every Datalounge thread, over and over again:
fat
Fat
FAT!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 18, 2017 7:45 PM |
R35 is a c***!!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 18, 2017 7:48 PM |
I've always liked Val, she radiates kindness and decency.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 18, 2017 7:50 PM |
I wonder if her sister Helena approves?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 18, 2017 7:51 PM |
[quote]Now I'm wondering if these love cakes will make you skinny or is Jenny Craig now officially over.
The cakes are a cheesecake layer covered by a very rich chocolate layer. Probably not on the Jenny Craig plan.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 18, 2017 7:52 PM |
Even when I had tons of money, I would never spend 70 bucks on a friggin' cake.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 18, 2017 7:53 PM |
R34, sentences are a thing. Look into it.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 18, 2017 7:58 PM |
If I was spending $70 on a cake it would not be mailed to me.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 18, 2017 8:15 PM |
R42 makes a very good point. I'd rather have a fresh cake than one frozen and packed.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 18, 2017 8:17 PM |
I am writing using voice activated software that is why I can do my run on sentences as artfully as I do them deal with it you just triggered me I hope you feel guilty now can't remember the number you used as a respondent
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 18, 2017 8:26 PM |
In the world of cheesecake shilling by has-beens, that's a bargain.
A 5.5 lb. (88 oz.) Love Cake is $68.54 with free shipping.
A package of 24 of Carnie Wilson's Love Bites, each one weighing 38 grams (1.34 oz. x 24 = 32.16 oz.), costs $79.99 plus $9.99 shipping and handling.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 18, 2017 9:12 PM |
That's insane pricing, r45.
Who on earth would pay that much for this shit??
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 18, 2017 9:22 PM |
And then you too can look like Carnie Wilson.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 18, 2017 9:25 PM |
For me, this is the only Love Cake that exists. It's so unbelievably delicious, despite its humble appearance. If you want to waste some money on Val's cake, fine. But spend that same money on the ingredients for this cake and bake it, you'll be happy you did. Just don't eat it the first day, it needs to sit a day or so after baking for the flavors and textures to set.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 18, 2017 10:01 PM |
^^^use lime rind, not lemon despite what the recipe says.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 18, 2017 10:04 PM |
What do you expect from the "Yoko Ono" of Van Halen?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 23, 2017 7:10 AM |
I find her very likable the cake looks horrendous.
She is getting old and fat and maybe can age into character parts.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 23, 2017 7:34 AM |
There is something to be said for an actress who starved and sometimes drugged herself to stay thin for decades to just enjoy her later years and not try to fight the number on the scale anymore.
But who would pay that much for a damn cake?
by Anonymous | reply 54 | September 23, 2017 3:37 PM |
r52
No, she's not.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 23, 2017 3:44 PM |
Her acting career is dead so she's hawking overpriced mail order cakes and other overpriced crap.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | September 23, 2017 4:14 PM |
I have to assume only Trump voters are stupid enough to pay $70 for a mail order cake. Even trashier to put it on layaway for 5 easy payments.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 23, 2017 4:17 PM |
R57 that's the only way the Deplorables could afford to buy one of her cakes.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 23, 2017 4:18 PM |
Given I paid the US equivalent of $20 in a cafe for a green tea and watermelon glaze cupcake the other day, these globs look unappetising whatever their price.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 23, 2017 4:31 PM |
^^^how can you even stand yourself for typing that pretentious reply?
by Anonymous | reply 60 | September 23, 2017 4:34 PM |
My husband is watching Valerie right now on the cooking channel saying in amazement, I think she can really cook. She's still got it!
by Anonymous | reply 61 | September 23, 2017 4:47 PM |
Valerie could be the new Kathie lady. She is very sweet. I want that cake. It may be overpriced but I can't find anything like it where I live.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | September 23, 2017 5:04 PM |
She makes the love cakes on her TV show. I made the strawberry one and it was a big hit. It is somewhat expensive to make (lots of mascarpone, for example) but nowhere near what they're charging.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | September 23, 2017 5:22 PM |
She is so pretty.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | September 23, 2017 9:21 PM |
Did Veneble do the happy dance. She lurves to eats.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | September 23, 2017 9:22 PM |
He almost did when he ate her version of Hamburger Helper. He's pathetic.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | September 23, 2017 9:22 PM |
The complete box set of the show that made her famous is coming out in January.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | September 23, 2017 9:25 PM |
Let me know when that broad can take two slices of wonderbread and a jar of grape jelly and turn it into a cake...
by Anonymous | reply 68 | September 23, 2017 10:36 PM |
Because of the shape of her face VB will never look old. It's amazing. I really don't think she's had any work done. Even in the IG pictures without makeup she looks like shit but she doesn't look old.
If her cakes are organic then she charges about the same as the organic bakeries in my friend's neighborhood, Brooklyn Heights, in Brooklyn, NY. I went in there with him to get a cake for his hubby's mom's BD and it was $80.00. I almost screamed out loud when I heard that but bit my tongue. It was his money, but jeeze! It wasn't a really big cake either. I guess you could get 8 small slices out of it, maybe 10 if you served slivers.
Of course I don't think her cakes are organic so yes, a rip off, unless they feed like 20 a nice big slice each.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | September 23, 2017 11:56 PM |
I wish somebody would offer her a part.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | September 23, 2017 11:59 PM |
I can't get over the irony of VB once being a spokesperson for Jenny Craig. Now she's slinging love cakes.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | September 24, 2017 12:54 AM |
I don't know a straight man who'd turn her down. Even though she was merely cute/pretty, and a little chunky, she had so much sex appeal. My husband thinks she was hot and said he still would with present-day chubby Valerie. (Especially since she bakes!)
I can't say anything bad about her. She seems like a fun person, doesn't come off as pretentious. Glad she's found a way to make some money.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | September 24, 2017 1:31 AM |
Good for her! Make that $$$$$.
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by Anonymous | reply 75 | September 24, 2017 3:38 AM |
I went into a bakery in Tribeca that was selling cakes the same size for $90. There will be people dumb enough to pay that much.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | September 24, 2017 3:43 AM |
R32 Valerie BertnErnie is an Italian woman so she is a natural cook
by Anonymous | reply 77 | September 24, 2017 3:54 AM |
With shipping and tax, you're talking about $80 for a fucking cheesecake. It's just cream cheese with pudding on top.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | September 24, 2017 4:09 AM |
But you can get it for 16 easy payments of $5.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | September 24, 2017 4:11 AM |
Her current husband is very cute.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | September 24, 2017 4:18 AM |
OMG! I can't believe how fat David Venerable has gotten. I remember when he had a hot body a few years ago. What the hell happened?
by Anonymous | reply 81 | September 24, 2017 4:24 AM |
I think she is inherently likable. Her face is round and she's always had chipmunk cheeks. That ages well.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | September 24, 2017 4:30 AM |
She's a Deplorable, shoveling sugar and grease into Deplorables who regard her and this cheezy scam as aspirational. She's the simple-carbohydrate equivalent of Thomas Kinkaid.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | September 24, 2017 4:40 AM |
Actually she is so liberal that she said in her biography that she had to find a way to forgive her parents and their conservative leanings.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | September 24, 2017 4:42 AM |
Did anybody here buy her cake?
by Anonymous | reply 85 | September 27, 2017 8:52 PM |
Meanwhile the NYT just featured a fabulous weekend story about how cake-mix cakes out of the box, are THE dessert among the poor indigenous denizens of Alaska's remotest regions:
"In Alaska's Far-Flung Villages, Happiness Is a Cake Mix"
Excerpt: “Cake mixes are the center of our little universe,” said Cynthia Erickson, who owns the only grocery store in Tanana, an Athabascan village of 300 along the Yukon River in central Alaska. “I have four damn shelves full.”
Love this--The over-stuffed booujie Valerie Bertinelli can take her installment-plan cakes and sit on them.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | September 28, 2017 1:26 AM |
I tried one of her goddamned CAKES and it should have been called Bertinelli's DUMP CAKE because it made down in the DUMPS and sent me into a shame spiral.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | September 30, 2017 2:44 PM |
I've made this one, and while it was good, it's impossible to find one of the ingredients--the strawberry creme pudding mix (I don't think it's even made anymore.)
by Anonymous | reply 89 | September 30, 2017 3:16 PM |
She is adorable.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | September 30, 2017 6:54 PM |
Yes it's expensive, but to be fair she seems very much in love with her new husband Tom. Perhaps this is the love that each love cake is made with and thus the expensive cost. Good for her.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | December 10, 2017 5:06 PM |
[quote] she seems very much in love with her new husband Tom. Perhaps this is the love that each love cake is made with and thus the expensive cost.
R91 = frau
by Anonymous | reply 92 | December 10, 2017 5:10 PM |
[quote]I'm now following her on instagram based on [R14]'s recommendation.
Congrats to r20 for typing "based on" instead of "based off of."
by Anonymous | reply 93 | December 10, 2017 5:15 PM |
r44 you may be "dictating," but you are writing nearly unintelligibly. All you have to do is say "period/space" or some such command.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | December 10, 2017 5:17 PM |
I would not pay $70 for such a cake. I'd make it myself. Mascarpone and good chocolate can be expensive, though.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | December 10, 2017 5:19 PM |
Ready-to-eat mail order food is DISGUSTING. I imagine the severely disabled are the only ones buying it.
No grandma, no thanks. DNW the cake you bought on QVC last month.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | December 10, 2017 5:24 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 97 | December 10, 2017 5:36 PM |
Wolfie is stunningly unattractive.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | December 10, 2017 5:39 PM |
would love to watch her make a dump cake! a fresh one!!!
by Anonymous | reply 99 | December 10, 2017 5:49 PM |
That must have been so funny, R99, when it was new.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | December 10, 2017 5:50 PM |
R99 me too.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | December 10, 2017 5:59 PM |
I miss her as an actress.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | December 11, 2017 1:15 AM |
"She wants every women to be as fat as her"
That's ok- the clothes just get bigger.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | December 11, 2017 2:00 AM |
[quote]I've made this one, and while it was good, it's impossible to find one of the ingredients--the strawberry creme pudding mix (I don't think it's even made anymore.)
It's a JELL-O product and it's available at Walmart and Amazon.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | December 11, 2017 2:08 AM |
Valerie's Love Cake has fairly terrible reviews on QVC.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | December 11, 2017 2:10 AM |
R89, as r104 notes, it's available on Amazon.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | December 11, 2017 2:17 AM |
The price seems reasonable to me. I suspect a local bakery would charge the same. Actually a dense cake like this is perfect for ordering online and shipping.
I love the "I'd just bake it crowd." Like baking is as easy as making Hamburger Helper.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | December 11, 2017 2:40 AM |
r104 r106 Thanks. I just made the Pumpkin Spice Love Cake for a party (also got good reviews) and it required Pumpkin Spice pudding mix. Again, nearly impossible to find. I found ONE package at the only supermarket in my area that Kraft's product finder said would have it.
It's kind of an expensive cake to make-- two pounds of ricotta and a whole pound of mascarpone -- both pricey ingredients.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | December 11, 2017 2:48 AM |
[quote]I love the "I'd just bake it crowd." Like baking is as easy as making Hamburger Helper.
I wouldn't know. I've never made Hamburger Helper. But I do like to bake, you simpleton.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | December 11, 2017 3:04 AM |
Valerie Bertinelli is a great baker and a nice person.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | December 11, 2017 4:55 PM |
R109 - I'm a simpleton for thinking baking is far from an easy task? I'm sorry you've lived under a rock for the last thirty years and don't understand the Hamburger Helper reference.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | December 11, 2017 5:17 PM |
She isn't interested in participating in the boxed set like Mack and Glenn are.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | December 11, 2017 5:17 PM |
R111, I am able to bake a cake without problems. Sorry you find it difficult.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | December 11, 2017 5:18 PM |
I paid Valerie a lot to keep her overpriced cakes and body slender and in shape.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | December 11, 2017 5:25 PM |
R113 - now that you've admitted you bake with no problems you haven't outed yourself as someone who never bakes.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | December 11, 2017 6:56 PM |
Is this akin to a famous person in sobriety selling alcohol?
by Anonymous | reply 116 | December 11, 2017 7:06 PM |
What's your point, R116?
by Anonymous | reply 117 | December 11, 2017 7:08 PM |
Valerie is a frau.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | December 11, 2017 8:52 PM |
Every woman is a Frau.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | December 12, 2017 4:38 AM |
Wait, Drew Barrymore sells wine? Weird.
A long time ago there was controversy about Alice Cooper appearing in beer commercials because he had publicized his sobriety for years.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | December 12, 2017 4:42 AM |
Why wouldn't someone who doesn't bake or doesn't want to bake simply go to a nice neighborhood bakery to get a cake? People are so star struck.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | December 12, 2017 5:12 AM |
R122 Because it's a Valerie Bertinelli love cake, homemade and made with love. She has a lot of love in her life these days. It's a good thing.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | December 13, 2017 12:02 AM |
She's tremendously likable. She will always look cute, fat or thin, young or old.
I still wouldn't buy her mail order cake, though.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | December 13, 2017 2:11 AM |
She really found a second career for herself as a huckster.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | February 13, 2018 7:18 PM |
Never purchase overpriced food from celebrities.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | February 13, 2018 7:24 PM |
I don't give money to celebrities, no matter what kind of shit they sell. For the same reason I didn't by records or CDs or pay for music or anything online. I don't go to movies, but that's because of more than just contributing to a celebritie's wealth. I don't go to sporting events.
When people who stand on their feet for hours at Walmart, or dig ditches, or clean toilets and serve in restaurants make fair money maybe I won't feel this way, so it's never. Actors, singers, sports stars spend their life playing children's games and are rewarded millions of times their worth. I feel bad enough that I have to contribute to big companies that make things but I have to live, but only buy what I must have. I'm so fucking sick of inequality.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | February 13, 2018 7:31 PM |
R127, I agree.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | February 13, 2018 7:38 PM |
The only cake I'd pay that much for is Lady M Milles Crepes (they are divine!). I usually buy a couples slices from the Plaza Food Hall on a monthly basis (I work close by).
by Anonymous | reply 129 | February 13, 2018 7:51 PM |
She needs to do Dancing With The Stars.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | February 13, 2018 11:09 PM |
R127= Ouiser Boudreaux
by Anonymous | reply 131 | February 13, 2018 11:18 PM |
Is there a list of ingredients somewhere. I could easily pick up a Duncan Hines mix like momma used. Why go through the effort of ordering her crap?
by Anonymous | reply 132 | February 14, 2018 12:38 AM |
What's better - Valerie's Love Cake or Truvvy's Cuppa Cuppa Cuppa Cake?
by Anonymous | reply 133 | February 14, 2018 1:04 AM |
r132 see r89. There are numerous different iterations (chocolate, strawberry, pumpkin, etc.) but the basic recipe is the same.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | February 14, 2018 1:31 AM |
Anybody know why Val and Boyd Gaines never got along?
by Anonymous | reply 135 | February 14, 2018 2:50 AM |
I wonder how much she makes with her pie?
by Anonymous | reply 137 | February 22, 2018 12:24 AM |
For $70, you could buy me AND a bottle of booze!
by Anonymous | reply 138 | February 22, 2018 4:52 AM |
I wonder what's going on with her acting career?
by Anonymous | reply 139 | February 22, 2018 7:37 PM |
I wonder why she never tried theater?
by Anonymous | reply 140 | February 22, 2018 9:29 PM |