My Grindr date's mom walked in on us last night

Tell us more! What happened next? Did she start cursing in Italian?

Was he passive? Italian stallion mamas boy.

Did you grab your pants & run?

No lasagna or gravy for you, OP!

Well, it could be worse. It could have been his wife.

Did she chase you around the room with a broom?

Maybe he's turned on by the risk of being caught. Or maybe he hates his mother.

You in danghuh, gurl! She's called Uncle Vito.

You're vile. Were you the bottom?

Whores should never be embarrassed when they are whoring.

Did she join you a la menáge a trois ?

I had to make the quickest escape in my life..

She started slapping and swatting at him and making threats about his father..

I bet he had a clean hole scented with quality Italian cologne

1/10 OP

OP sounds like Santagato

What about your nasty sister and your cunty niece?

Will they tell your aging mother and pussy brother.

Will any one even believe you? I think not 😹

Dear Lorda inna heaven!

How dare you defile an Italian woman's household, OP!

If she is from Jersey, you can bet she is Sicilian and she will curse you!

These stories never involve hookups with totally average looking guys. So odd for a site where it seems the average age is 60 and everyone is trying to figure out how to take care of their 27 cats and trim their unwanted ear and nose hair.

[quote] Mid-fuck his mom walks in on us with a basket full of laundry and she starts screaming hysterically!

Not in front of my salad! I mean, my basket of laundry!

LOL, R19. Truth.

Did she hit your hair? Mine always hit my hair.

You're so right, r19! Real Italian stallions NEVER have sex with men with unwanted ear and nose hair!

If there's anything Italian Stallions are all about, it's hairlessness.

OP, he was the top right?

This reminds me of the Italian pizza parlor thread that ran its course of 600 posts and then died with a bad sequel thread... wouldn't this have been a great post back then!

OP may be ESTing but it's not off far base. Many Italians live with their parents until they're married.

Oh gross, the "everyone is always screaming at me" troll is back. FUCK OFF TROLL!

r23 Yeah man, why do you think we wanted Joey so much. That hairless bitch wouldn't give it to us, so we killed him. Like dead, ya know?

Did she raise her hands heavenwards, shrieking "Ah, Madonna!" and crossing herself frantically?

So true r19.

OP's stallion

Were you rimming him first, OP?

That always attracts an Italia mother's attention!

Italians are the world's biggest mamma's boys. They will always choose mamma over a spouse or lover.

Italian-American men are tricky to hook up with, OP! If they don't take you to a motel, chances are they have a wife or a mother at home!

Italians are the biggest homophobes out there

8/10 OP. The lack of details, the laundry basket, all believable. This could have happened.

The hottest Italian American guy I've fucked was named Dante. Great name and fuck.

Did he cum? Did you get his Speecy Spicey Sauce?

r35 Can't give up the heroin laced fentanyl huh?

That squeaky cot next to the basement washer/dryer should have been a red flag.

R19 nails it! My Italian was Danny. Missing a left little toe.

ANTHONY JUNIOR! CAN'T YOU BE A GOOD CATHOLIC FOR FIFTEEN FUCKING MINUTES???

The plastic slipcovers on the living room couch should have been a hint, OP.

Who had a thicker mustache, your trick or his mama?

You should feel ashamed of yourself, OP!

You just broke an old Italian mother's heart!

Right in front of my pasta!

OP, you dodged a bullet.

I married an Italian-American man, and his mom still scowls at me at dinner.

She knows you top him, R47.

That's not an easy pill to swallow for a momma...

Did he have a big canole?

Especially an Italian momma, R48.

Seriously, how do Italian guys hook up if they live at home with momma?

The other guy has to host, R51.

Go on Craigslist NYC M4M, R51.

Almost all the Italian guys say "can't host."

if they live on staten island, or brooklyn, you're hosting

OPs never come back when it's fake. Annoying.

OP, look at it this way--now you can have a great career as a counter-tenor.

So what exactly were you two doing when Mrs Petrillo walked in, OP? My boss has walked in on me having sex (we were on a work trip) but never anyone's parent.

Be grateful it wasn't his father, OP!

On the contrary. Like father, like son. Italians, remember.

I don't believe it. Who would have sex in an unlocked room with their mother at home doing laundry.

I hope is was not Mama Celeste!

nope,....Leoni

r14, you're being too generous. Gong!

And THEN what happened? When she left, did you resume? Or did you get dressed and leave?

I NEED CLOSURE ON THIS ANECDOTE!

Did the house smell like lasagna baking in the oven?

This is not an unlikely scenario. I've had quite my share of Italian guy hook-ups where I've gone to their place, and they are always skittish about having me over, always checking their phone or being paranoid about hearing noise coming from another room in the house.

[quote]The hottest Italian American guy I've fucked was named Dante.

I see what you did there.

[quote]My boss has walked in on me having sex (we were on a work trip) but never anyone's parent.

You roomed with your boss?

What kind of two-bit operation is he running, anyway?

Ohhhh. "Work" trip - got it ; )

r66, i've done it too, but they usually want YOU to host

[quote]These stories never involve hookups with totally average looking guys

OPs as a group like to put a positive spin on the attractiveness of their partners.

Greeks also live with their mama's forever.

their mama's forever? how about their mama's never ever ?

I usually hate it when people mess with the Concerned Mom troll template, but for r17 I will make an exception.

Did she send you home with delicious leftovers?

Sonny Boy was the delicious leftover.

lol R375

What would Sophia Petrillo do in this situation?

I'd love to know

she'd be a mean bitch

bump

She would get a melon baller.

She'd realize what actually happened to all of those cucumbers.

She would give a fair and honest assessment of the OP.

R72, Is "mama's forever" a new euphemism?

OP, this happened to me in high school, sophomore year.

I had a team assignment with an Italian boy and I went to his house to work on the project after school. When I arrived, his mom fed us. Afterwards, we went up to his room and we eventually fooled around. As I was sucking him off, his mom walked in on us and started cursing at ME. No, she didn't get mad at her own son... no, she demanded that I leave her house.

To this day, I am fairly certain she blames me for her son's gayness.

[quote[Is "mama's forever" a new euphemism? LOL!!!!

R58, I'd be scared shitless if his dad found us!

At least his mom will keep it secret.

[quote]As I was sucking him off, his mom walked in on us and started cursing at ME

did she call you a prostitution whore?

I hope you ranted at her for not loving her son enough to get him circumcised.

Are you in St. Louis, by chance? I used to Skype with this hot Italian guy living in St. Louis...one time we were jerking off & he was showing off his deep-throating skills on a dildo when he mentioned to me that his mother was lurking outside his room. I said, "Do you need go?" and he responded with "No, fuck her! She's always annoying me so if she walks in, that's what she gets!" ...and so we just continued on! That was interesting.

Italian-American guys will almost always ask for you to host.

And they have bedrooms that are squeaky clean... with a statue of the Virgin Mary and picture frames of their family members staring straight at you the whole time.

r74, I AM the original Concerned Mom troll. I tailor my titles to the appropriate thread subject

She should have slapped you on your head, Op.

Grindr in your 50s, OP?

[quote]8/10 OP. The lack of details, the laundry basket, all believable. This could have happened.

Please. The laundry basket is precisely the detail that at best is a cliche and at worst is outright plagiarism.

this is fake. so obvious.

Italian moms can always tell whe their sons have been rimmed.

How do you think that made her feel, OP? ☹️

Big mommas boys.

You can never compete with momma, OP. You're fighting a losing battle.

How does an Italian-American dad react in this situation?

R102 especially if you topped his son:

[quote] I AM the original Concerned Mom troll. I tailor my titles to the appropriate thread subject

The original posts were all the exact same wording ("Dear Lord in Heaven! Concerned (blank) Team Mom") where "blank" was the only thing that changed based on the topic. You may be A Concerned Team Mom Troll but you probably aren't THE Concerned Team Mom Troll.

Details count. Anyone who tries but doesn't sign as exactly "Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, Colorado" gets a few points off for execution. It ain't right and it don't make no sense, but that's how the DL works.

well we know how italian wives react

Lol, R105

I saw the strangest thing on Chaturbate last night. I was watching this hot Columbian guy, black with big cock, he was painting a room completely nude. The paint was white and it was all over his hands and looks so erotic. The room looked pretty run down so he likely lived in a slum, I felt bad for him but couldn't stop watching. After about an hour the door opens and an old woman maybe late 60's poked her head in and started talking to him then he leaned over and gave her a kiss. The kiss was like you would give your grandmother on the cheek. It was so bizarre because he was standing there completely naked with his big cock swinging as he painted and she didn't react to his nakedness at all. Anyway I shared this because it's almost the opposite of OP's story.

R105, great, now I want to know what happened next... what is that from?

can't give away the spoiler, but it's "white bird in a blizzard" 2014 film

The definition of a NICE Italian boy: he dates a girl at least three times before he fucks her brother.

He's a slut though

Did she hit you with a wooden spoon, OP?

bump

How embarrassing, OP!

Did you invite her to join?

Couldn't you at least go to a motel?

Was he a bottom?

Mmm hmm, sure this happened

Good job, OP. You probably gave the woman a heart attack.

What would you expect her to do?

After finally finishing the laundry, she realizes that she'll have to do another load of dirty sheets.

No rest for the weary.

An Italian mom still doing her 30something year old son's laundry is the most realistic aspect of this story.

At least you weren't rimming him.

Did she later return with refreshments after she'd collected herself ?