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Panegyric for Gay Icon Lindsay Lohan: "Lindsay is everything..."

"Lindsay Lohan is the closest thing I’ve had to a religious experience. She is just this magical angel sent from heaven to make all of our lives better. She doesn’t realize that she is the messiah, because instead of being the son/daughter of God that she is, she’s distracted by being the daughter of some weathered coke slut and abusive asshole father that exploited the fuck out of her to live out their weird 80s rockstar dream….

But that doesn’t make her any less magical, it just makes me want to nurture her / impregnate her, if she hasn’t gone into early menopause from the trauma of her hard few years….more than ever..

From freckles, to ginger skin / hair and massive tits….I will forever be in love, this is my love letter, Lohan is everything…"

by Anonymousreply 2010/20/2017

Wow, I guess straight guys adore her, too.

by Anonymousreply 108/24/2017

I admire Lindsay Lohan. Never in my life have I seen a pretty, red headed white girl work her hardest and damnedest to destroy her cuteness and beauty. Seriously, she is to be admired as many of you hate "fat" people. She had nice shape and beautiful curvy legs (her sister called her thighs fat btw) but with the drugs, drinking, abusive boyfriends, that God awful blonde hair with her then ashen complexion I gotta say gurrrrl friend really obliterated it. Her cute actually came back for minute and wow the ever determined LiLo/La Lohan was ever more determined to destroy her looks. So yeah, for all of you who hated her when she was "fat and ugly", good on you! She is now thin, gaunt, and really bring it all together with her stellar career choices.

by Anonymousreply 208/24/2017

R2 here, yes white straight guys love this woman. She lets her Russian boyfriend beat the shit out her, she accidentally cut off a finger, she drinks, she smokes, remember the cocaine? Oh they love her because she is "vulnerable" and in need of rescue. A lot of straight white guys love her even more because now that she is thinner with a flat backside she can accommodate their small penises.

by Anonymousreply 308/24/2017

No, no, no. That's a parody post written by a gay. It has to be.

by Anonymousreply 408/24/2017

I thought she'd be dead by now. If she stayed in America trying to recapture her past fame, she probably would have overdosed already.

Self-imposed exile around European beaches isn't so bad. So she gets beaten up every now and then by her latest Russian or Arab sponsor. It's a small price to pay for a 31 year old has-been to enjoy a life of leisure.

by Anonymousreply 508/24/2017

How is she a gay icon? Because she did a remake of a Jodie Foster movie?

by Anonymousreply 608/24/2017

R6 there is a certain type of vulnerable star--think Judy, Marilyn--full of talent but maybe a little self-destructive, a lost girl in the woods. These beautiful child-woman types become gay icons. Lindsay is very much in this mold.

by Anonymousreply 708/25/2017

Lets forget her .

by Anonymousreply 808/25/2017

[quote]there is a certain type of vulnerable star--think Judy, Marilyn--full of talent but maybe a little self-destructive, a lost girl in the woods. These beautiful child-woman types become gay icons. Lindsay is very much in this mold

It's funny because the other type of woman to become a gay icon is sort of the opposite: the bigger-than-life, tough-as-nails, outspoken broad like Bette Davis or Sylvia Browne.

by Anonymousreply 908/25/2017

She was smart to move away and get out of the public eye. It's obvious from OP's link, people are ready to embrace her again.

by Anonymousreply 1008/25/2017

Lindsay is a magical angel sent from heaven to make all of our lives better?! Someone must have forgot to tell her that.

A magical angel she's not. She's destroyed her own career and wrecked every relationship she's been in.

She and Sinead O'Conner are poster girls for behaving badly in public (and behaving badly, period).

by Anonymousreply 1108/25/2017

R11 can you name a single instance in this decade of Lindsay "behaving badly in public"?

by Anonymousreply 1208/25/2017

R12 Fighting with someone in an apartment building to the point where the police had to be called to intervene. You have a short memory and are naïve.

by Anonymousreply 1308/25/2017

No, dumbass. Her boyfriend was beating the shit out of her and the police were called. Not in public and not her fault.

Fail. Try again.

by Anonymousreply 1408/25/2017

Thought not.

by Anonymousreply 1509/01/2017

Tyra Banks said she's trying to get Lindsay for the sequel to some movie they were in.

by Anonymousreply 1609/01/2017

Soundtrack for your next party: Lindsay singing the Happy Birthday song.

by Anonymousreply 1709/20/2017

Lindsay SLAMS the public for hypocrisy when she was being abused.

Good for her!

by Anonymousreply 1810/19/2017

Go ahead and feel sorry for her. To Lindsay, people are just marks. She’s a scamming grifter hooker junkie.

I don’t know why some people fall for her shit. (Well, I DO know why. Either they’re also mentally unwell or they have savior complexes.). She’s as vulnerable as a Mack truck.

by Anonymousreply 1910/20/2017

Or maybe they're just compassionate toward a talented girl who's had a rough life.

by Anonymousreply 2010/20/2017
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