Male model and fashion designer Garrett Neff

Thanks for posting on DL, Garrett! We'll get back to you soon!

No.

Too artificial with too much hair product.

I'd lick my way down that torso

He looks really kind and like he has soul.

r5, you can tell that by looking at a photo? Idiot.

He is certainly my favorite-looking human.

And dongful looking, too.

Mmmm...

(sniff) Yes, well, he's no Colton Haynes . . .

R6 like I'm being serious...it's called sarcasm

He has a great face.

I hate everyone, and even I'll admit that.

Yaaawnnnn. You people need to get out more. I know that's a lot to ask.

He looks like a Supercunt! What a bitch!

Love him.

OP's photo here. You know - the "Is he the hottest ever?" troll.

Def not the "Hottest" but I ain't mad at him....

R11, cuntescence does not become sarcasm just because you want to retrofit it as such.

Nope

Nope

He's hot, I'd fuck him.

There are hotter men, though, to respond to OP's hyperbole.

Mnnm, hot enough!

Suffers noassatall with mismatched arms and pecs. Plus, he's not young or old.

Uh-uh.

R17 is insane

Also R17 is the Bi Troll

Great body but is face/head is too small for it. If he passed me by fully-dressed I wouldn't even notice him.

Yeah, he looks like any number of generic good looking guys in NYC or LA.

Ive always thought he looked like a Ken doll

Oh dear, r28. Ive?

Not me, R25.

Yes, I'm sure you guys meet male model handsome guys everyday. Suuuuuuure

Meh. He has a weird long upper body, I prefer my gentlemen callers proportional.

Bitch needs a new 'do.

Please, like any of you guys would turn him down

I was in a line behind him this year , waiting to take the ferry to Sandy Hook. When the boat came people squeezed together and I was able to dry hump him for a few seconds. It was heaven.

He's very pretty, Cuddles.

Well, he's packin'. So there's that.

I love him and want to marry him.

I love me a good mainstream male model (Arthur Kulkov!), but he's so plastic.

And he has weird droopy boobs.

Is he gay?

What's so "droopy" about his boobs?

Like most pretty things, I don't mind looking at him but I don't want to do much else. Give me a rugged, normal looking man. I don't like model-esque guys because they're usually appallingly humorless and charmlessly ambitious.

Show us a pic of your ideal man, R42.

He's nice-looking, has a nice body, but has no sex appeal.

And yet you'd definitely have sex with him

I would definitely have sex with him, R45. But I may be the OP (I don't remember).

No one here would turn him down

Very much a no.

He's fat!

I wouldn't mind having sex with him one night a week.

gayest gay that ever gayed. Next

apparently has a girlfriend

He pings big time

[quote]Please, like any of you guys would turn him down

That wasn’t the question, Heather.

Dongular

Back in the day:

[quote]"Celebration lunch with my girlfriend and team at the amazing Icebergs restaurant overlooking Bondi beach. Evidently, its not just an incredible pool. The food, atmosphere, and design are all amazing." Photo: Courtesy of Garrett Neff

He was huge years ago when he did all those Calvin Klein campaigns. He is aging nicely.

....

bruce weber shared this photo of Garrett in IG today:

All these male models know exactly how to market to gays while keeping their girlfriends conviniently off their pages. Pietro Boselli is the master of this. Garrett did it for a while but at least now he shows his girlfriend.

"bruce weber shared this photo of Garrett in IG today"

I bet Bruce jerked off to that photo many times

The video title should be “His Legs Up in the Air”.

I’d pound his ass....

If he's uncut, no I wouldn't.

Why would someone think he’s uncut?

He is straight... next !!!

Yeah, straight for the next man!

But still no visual evidence of said girlfriend on Garrett’s Instagram.

R68

R60's pic shows that had a certain something when he was very young (I'm assuming that's an "older" photo).

Yeah, he was 22 in that photo (just Googled). He's 34 now.

Still handsome as fuck, but the proverbial bloom is off the rose.

[quote]Please, like any of you guys would turn him down

Who said they would, Bruce? He's pretty generic-looking to me and not someone that I would look at twice if I passed him on the street but he's still hot AF. It's called discretion. Grow up.

[quote]Yes, I'm sure you guys meet male model handsome guys everyday. Suuuuuuure

Meet? No. See? Absolutely. Why is that so hard to believe? Unless you live in Hooterville. Do you live in Hooterville?

He's very handsome, but his neck is a little too long. Either way, no one would turn him down. Seems like a good guy.

FAT chin like Niall Hogran.

I'd still prefer an old and desiccated Mark Vanderloo to him.

He's got that kind of look Rupert Everett had in his prime. A very striking face (with a nose that's narrow and a little on the long side), a very long neck, a ripped ectomorphic body with a very long torso and sloping shoulders.

That probably makes him a great model (it's the ideal body for showing off clothes), but that's not my type. I like mesomorphs with broad shoulders and v-shaped torsos.

So, while I admit he's attractive, he's just not my type.

R64. Fuck off and see the world.

He's extremely basic. He's not exotic looking enough.

Looks great in pics but in the video he looks like a typical, nice looking guy. The camera (or the digital enhancement crew) does love him.