Men Don't Come Better Than This

Dream

Chest day. 👅

Dime. A. Dozen.

Generic.

The fuck with sticking your tongue out? What IS that about? Also, stop it, you twats.

He's on a new MTV show. What's funny is someone has been posting pictures of him in the male for male section of backpage advertising escort services.

He's so fucking generic, they could sell him at a Dollar Store.

SHAVED to the bone

He looks like a cross between Ricky Schroder, Rolf from [italic]The Sound of Music[/italic], and a whole bunch of steroids.

So generic.

Generic.

If that's generic then forget the national brand.

OP's photo here. You know - the "Is he the hottest ever?" troll.

Generic.

Delightful.

I just wish more of you strived for this level of generic beauty. I'm old. My eyesight is failing. Would it kill you to be piano-bar hot? Instead, you've all gone bear or heroin-thin. Bleck.

Straight guy?

He has a beautiful body.

Looks like he would at least have a nice anus

So generic.

The face IS generic. Boring and bland too.

He looks better blond.

AWG. NEXT!

His torso/ leg length proportion makes him appear a bit short legged.

Long-waisted men usually appear this way.

Meh. Okay-pretty face, and quite busty.

She has no package to speak of in OP's pic. Is she a Ken doll? A FTM trans?

Next.

I do think his face is nice, not as soulless as the other IG "models".

He's trying way too hard.

Not my type and I'd walk past him without a second glance. However, if he were standing in my eye line, I'd notice. He's hot in an EXTREMELY generic way.

I really miss those MALE EYE CANDY threads from the olde days of DL.

He would fit right in.

Another generic white blond man....zzzzzzzzzzzz

Dropped pie.

Dropped pie.

Blond men are not hot.

There was a thread yesterday that listed "people Datalounge hates most". One of the categories needed to be hot white guys. Nothing else drives some of you bitches so crazy. Racists who love any AWG! Please. There is nothing average about any of the guys in this thread. OP, to win the adoration of Datalounge's racist SJW contingent next time pick someone with some ethnicity. How hot they have to be is reversely proportional to how ethnic they appear. These bitches will be falling all over themselves to praise the guy and hence themselves for how "woke" they are. Yawn!

[quote] OP, to win the adoration of Datalounge's racist SJW contingent next time pick someone with some ethnicity.

Brenton Thwaites?

Anthony Recker?

Justin Bieber?

R33 is full of shit. The muscle boys depicted in this thread are all narcissists who can only talk about themselves, their last work out, and protein powder. That's it. And "Do you want to see my photos? I got new photos? Let me show you my photos."

They are empty, vacuous and pumped up. They will be fawned over relentlessly by men who are also empty and vacuous, but not pumped up.

[QUOTE]Dropped pie.

[QUOTE]Dropped pie.

Thanks for proving my point R38.

You’re welcome.

[QUOTE]Another generic white blond man....zzzzzzzzzzzz

Generic

Don't you dare touch his hair!

My hair doesn’t look anywhere near as good and I don’t want anyone touching it either.

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You should start threads for those ethnic gentlemen.

Pix at R45 is repulsive. Yuck.

Praise Jesus, he has no ugly gross tattoos!

Is this more to your liking, r48?

We don’t need your racism here, R50. Michael Dean is no less beautiful just because he happened to be born with white skin.

By all means, make a separate thread for the guys you like. Nobody is forcing you to post here.

Zzzzzzzz

OMG he's fucking gorgeous. I mean seriously objectively gorgeous. He could fuck anyone he wanted, male or female, including any one of you jealous "he's so generic" naysayers.

I thought so too but apparently this generic average white guy is putting some people to sleep.

He's so generic.

Generic

Generic

Generic

"Piano Bar Hot". Oh, thank you for that. *titters muchly*

Awww, poor R33. Upset that everybody doesn’t share his taste in generic, interchangeable, muscle heads so he gets defensive, stomps his arthritic feet and screams racism.

Life’s hard….

[quote]OMG he's fucking gorgeous. I mean seriously objectively gorgeous. He could fuck anyone he wanted, male or female, including any one of you jealous "he's so generic" naysayers.

BTW you do know that referring to someone as generic-looking does not mean they’re not physically attractive, right? But you don't care about that...

Michael Dean has his own thread

Trout lips.

[QUOTE]Trout lips.

😂 Well this is a new one.

And what exactly are trout lips?

Chord Overstreet lips

I think his lips are fine.

Trouty McTroutster

Are you trying to tell he is generic?

Generic and trouty.

Is he an actor? Model?

Dead Nickelback eyes.

Did he spit that apple out after the photo @ R70?

He's generic in the sense that he looks just like the dozens of other well built, typically attractive Instagram guys that get posted about here all the time. Is he gorgeous? Yes. By himself, he'd be stunning. As one of a hundred similar guys, however, he is a generic DL insta fitness model.

Climbing out of the ocean in wet trunks, and not a hint of bulge. Maybe whoever called him a Ken Doll up above was right.

I'd worship every single fucking inch of this "generic" stud.

If generic, give me more of it bro!

He is amazing. Truly amazing.

You know, whilst I appreciate lusting over these Insta-ho's, I still gravitate towards "actual" models - you know, guys who pound the runway and do editorial crap. I particularly like Rory Marshall. He's sexy without looking unattainable (and his body is more normal than half of the Insta-ho brigade...)

The guy at r81 looks gay. Michael, on the other hand, is prime grade A boy next door cocky arrogant straight stud, the type of guy you stare at the window and drool as he washes his car shirtless, giving the neighborhood a show.

r48 / r51, would you care to explain what exactly is so "repulsive" about the photo in r45?

The guy at R81 is just a different type of guy. I think he's better than Michael Dean

He's beautiful, but IMO too beautiful.

The guy at r84, while not bad looking, isn't even in the same league as Michael Dean.

Michael Dean is pretty fucking hot.

The complainers should share their pics with us so we can appreciate the non-generic look they seem to prefer.

This is definitely an LA/west coast look as opposed to a NY/east coast look. Not my type but I can see where OP is coming from.

[quote]Men Don't Come Better Than This

Yes, they do.

[quote]The guy at R81 looks gay.

OBVIOUSLY a huge negative.

They photoshopped Josh Hartnett's disgusting neck mole out of the picture at R90.

"Climbing out of the ocean in wet trunks, and not a hint of bulge."

Ah yes, I know it well: shrinkage.

[quote]They photoshopped Josh Hartnett's disgusting neck mole out of the picture at [R90].

No, they didn't. It's hidden by the collar.

No one's saying he's not attractive, but they are saying that fitness beasts and Instagram models get posted here all the time. He's another chiseled torso in a sea of them.

He's generically superior.

Boring

How is he generic? LOL. Sure there are a ton of IG guys with killer bodies and average faces. Those are whom I deem generic. His face is perfection. Nothing generic about him.

Those pits!

Yeah, I would like to spend a considerable amount of time in Michael Dean Johnson's pits. . . . and elsewhere.

Clearly OP has never seen Billy Eichner.

So generic at r106.

If he were gay I'd be all over him.

Look at the width of his shoulders!

R111 He is so hot it is almost too much

Face is bland and he's too muscular, , fitness model at best, not fashion model or interesting/expressive enough face for acting, try harder next time to find a man better than this bland guy!!

Face made for gay porn , he obviosly does it for some of the old geezers here.

Trout lips and narcissism. Next!

I want to have my nose surgically attached to his right armpit.

He is perfection. The ideal specimen of masculinity. He is to be worshipped like the god he is.

R121, is he goals?

My goal is to spread my legs to the heavens and have him pound away at me.

Do you think he knows how scorching hot he is and that he has a ton of gay "admirers"? Or he is totally oblivious?

When someone refers to a guy as "genetically gifted" or "he won the genetic lottery", is this type of guy that they mean?

His ass is too flat, but otherwise he's great.

Another genetically amazing guy, David Mcdiarmid

He could make some serious coin as a go-go boy, escort, and/or boy toy of some wealthy eldergay.

I wonder if he barebacks.

I wonder if he has a rentman profile.

I hope he's at least bi. Would be a shame to waste all that physical beauty on clueless fish. Only another man can truly apprecite such masc beauty.

I spontanously came looking at the pic at r104.

I wonder, wonder, wonder "Who wrote the book of love?"

I would like to know does he live at the gym? He must spend endless hours there.

I WOULD LIKE TO BE HIS GYM "SPONSOR". DOES ANYONE HAVE HIS FAX NUMBER??

He has no bulge because all the steroids have shrunk his peepee down to a nubbin.

"I would like to know does he live at the gym? He must spend endless hours there."

Between that and constantly preening for the camera, that's a 20 hour day right there.

First off, this guy does not do steroids. He has top genetics that he puts to great use at the gym. Second, steroids don't shrink your dick. They CAN shrink your testicles.

His generic beauty made my generic wienus hard.

Is he too busy for a girlfriend? Is that why he had to go on an MTV reality show to find love?

He's too busy for a girlfriend because HE'S GAAAAAAAAAY.

He's not gay. In your dreams.

^ Whatevs, Fraulina.

I thought that he had a girlfriend. He used to have pics up on IG with her, but I don't see them any more.

He lives in NYC -- he knows how attractive he is, and he knows that gay guys want him.

[quote]michaeldean2.0 Setting off the hunk alarm daily

Oh, he definitely knows.

The model life is *exhausting*!

Kudos for his effort on his body (if he's natural).

The face is a bit boyband-ish though. He's what, 21? Depends on one's age group & taste, but a more rugged, masculine face would be more sexually attractive.

The pic at R164 has been the best thus far.

Flat ass but great pecs and face.

Too bad about the micropenis. All that dynamite, and no fuse.

Too bad about this boy's beauty.

Totally blazin hot bro!

He must turn many heads, both men and women. If I were a woman, I'd be such a slut and throw my slobbering wet pussy in his face.

I'd hit it. But I'd hit it harder if it had some body hair.

Hot but not sexy. If that makes sense.

a real man does not primp and preen. these are just narcissists. repugnant.

He's hot

i wonder if he's into water sports or scat...

Ewww, R183. No. Just... no.

Fuck he’s hot.

Verificatia of sizemeat remains tragically elusive.

[quote]Men Don't Come Better Than This

You’re fucking high.

I came here expecting to see him cum...

My, he is a beautiful specimen, ain't he?

He sure is.

I creamed my undies looking at the pic at r195. Yum!

10/10!!!

DEAN IS A GOD!!!

Thanks, OP.

super hot guy

Super good looking chap. I wonder if he knows how hot he is. There are a lot of guys out there who don't realize how good looking they really are. I wonder if he fits that category

I'm pretty sure he's well aware of his own attractiveness, R200.

To each his own.

Love Michael Dean, but damn look at his two friends

They look like they were manufactured in a laboratory. No thanks. Seriously, they could pass me on the street and beg me to fuck them, and I would just ignore them. Next...

Love Michael, but that red shirt is gay af.

Prosaic and ubiquitous.

There's one on every corner in LA.

Nice that he's using his good looks to promote a worthy cause:

[quote]Join me tomorrow from 12-3 at @babybrasa for my first fundraiser for my nonprofit called “Building For Better”. We are partnering up with @friendsofthaidaughters to help raise enough funds to bring school supplies and uniforms for the girls of northern Thailand. Come tomorrow to here more information and show your support!

Hopefully he'll do the same thing for the LGBT community

Lord have mercy....he's perfect 10. I just saturated my briefs with pre cum!!

Hot and delicious

Meh. A dime a dozen. Get back to when he's read a Proust novel or seen an Ernst Lubitsch film.

Even when he's a tease he still looks hot

[quote]Get back to when he's read a Proust novel or seen an Ernst Lubitsch film.

Yes, nothing says cultured quite like sitting on one's fat ass and watching movies.

Thanks, r203. The two friends are hotter to me than Michael. I also think the men of color posted earlier in the thread are pretty fucking hot.

[quote]I also think the men of color posted earlier in the thread are pretty fucking hot

If you like colored men.

Giving Andy his calendar

[quote]Men Don't Come Better Than This

Maybe....but thank GOD they come DIFFERENT or I wouldn't be attracted to women OR men.

Scary but I'm actually far more attracted to Andy than this model of angular, pouty-lipped, Aryan perfection.

And I don't men AC...I'm talking about OP's guy.

Don't forget to smile

His mother is an artist and he's been painting for years. Here, he did a self-portrait at his mom's studio while he was home for Christmas. I'm not certain that he's the dummy that R211 would like to make him out to be.

He is beautiful

Yes. Yes, he is.

With Gerard Butler and 50 Cent

Pussymobile

I don’t know, R221. Snaps for trying to paint, but unsurprisingly it WOULD be a self-portrait, wouldn’t it?

I KNEW I’d seen Andy Cohen in R216’s pic before!

[quote] Snaps for trying to paint, but unsurprisingly it WOULD be a self-portrait, wouldn’t it?

Well, I said he wasn't stupid. I didn't say he wasn't a narcissist.

Who would you rather have? Left or right?

Michael over Sean.

Body: 10

Face: 2

Tough call, R229. I can't decide. Can I have both?

Boobs

[quote]RIGHT @michaeldean2.0 or LEFT @seanalexanderr ?

They are calling each other by the other's name.

R232 Same problem. Both guys in R229 are gorgeous.

British beauty