Hillary Falls Off Wagon!
Devastated over blowing a “sure thing” presidential election and terrified of being indicted for bribery and treason, Hillary Clinton has turned to booze to numb her pain — and friends fear she’s drinking herself to death!
“She has blackouts and wakes up wondering where she is and what she has done,” says a source. “It’s very scary. The booze is her death warrant!” The former first lady even confessed to guzzling wine while giving a commencement speech at her Wellesley College alma mater on May 26.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 61 | April 23, 2018 5:40 PM
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by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 24, 2017 2:36 PM
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When did the DL become the National Enquirer?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 24, 2017 2:37 PM
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What's surprised me is that she's not perfectly round now. She overeats unless closely monitored and I thought she'd be 490 pounds by now.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 24, 2017 2:41 PM
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DL has ALWAYS been the Enquirer.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 24, 2017 2:43 PM
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R2, you beat me to that line. Of course we all know that the NI in in Frump's pocket.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 24, 2017 3:56 PM
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Thanks for the laugh, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 24, 2017 4:00 PM
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And as Hillary told Trump after one of their debates, "Sure, Don, I'm drunk, and you're crazy. Tomorrow I'll be sober but you'll still be crazy."
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 24, 2017 4:48 PM
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She could literally fall off a wagon and be brain damaged, and still be more qualified to be president than Trump - and I say that as someone who doesn't care for the Clintons.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 24, 2017 4:52 PM
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Maybe Hillary is not getting enough hair-pie?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 24, 2017 5:02 PM
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I think she really is a booze hound though
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 15 | June 24, 2017 5:45 PM
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Love the troll desperation!! Lol
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 24, 2017 6:10 PM
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She often starts singing in her sleep in the middle of the night, most Leonard Cohen's Alleluia, then she'll hiccup a time or two, fart and go back to just snoring like a boxer dog. But, don't most of the elderly do things like this while asleep? I know I do.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 24, 2017 6:25 PM
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OP That picture of her is kinda cute.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 24, 2017 6:25 PM
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Having been proven a loser Hillary is no longer useful to the master criminals (Rockefeller banking interests, mainly) who installed the Clintons into office in the 1970s.
So he will fade away, we hope.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 24, 2017 6:28 PM
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Like I said earlier, I'm not a big fan of the Clintons, but it really is amazing what men like Trump have been allowed to get away with throughout their lives -not just his personal behavior, but the shady business dealings, sticking taxpayers with the bills for those shady dealings, proudly proclaiming that not paying taxes towards the upkeep of the country he supposedly loves (and making his crap in the third world) makes him "smart"- and yet Hillary is treated like the devil.
How in the hell can people pretend misogyny is not alive and well when a woman who has in fact devoted her life to public service (which even Trump admits now is harder than the bullshit he was doing as a "successful business man") is denigrated on a level none of her male counterparts of ever endured? I think she's a neocon and I think she'd have us at war given her foreign policy, but I think the stereotype created about her is why you can't deny sexism is alive and well.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 24, 2017 7:11 PM
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Thanks, OP. This completely distracted me from Republicans destroying healthcare in the US.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 24, 2017 7:19 PM
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I think Hillary would be a fun drunk. I'd play Cards Against Humanity with her while downing some wine.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 24, 2017 7:22 PM
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So what?
A lot of retired or semi-retired people overindulge. It's the reward for keeping your shit together during your productive years.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 24, 2017 7:25 PM
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I don't believe Hillary has a drinking problem. I can spot closet drunks a mile away.
That being said, I am convinced Trump does. First off everything he says is a lie. So when Trump claims he does not drink because his brother did, you can pretty much bet that he does drink. His closest advisor is Bannon, who is an unabashed drunk, and finally, Trump looks like a man who not only has a poor diet with zero exercise, but he looks and acts like a man who has a significant problem with alcohol.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 24, 2017 7:32 PM
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I hope Trump never submitted his medical records, because he never goes to the doctor...
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 24, 2017 7:38 PM
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Benghazi! Emails!Drinking WINE! Lock her up! Benghazi! Emails! Wine! Lock her up! Crooked Hillary! WINE! Emails! Lock her up! Vince Foster! Dead bodies everywhere! Lock her up! She fell down once!
Pretty funny the way Trump screamed about Hillary for falling once. Meanwhile, his fat lard ass is AFRAID OF FALLING DOWN, and he tries to grab Melania's hand hoping to steady himself. I dunno, people, I dunno! Looks like Trump has tertiary syphilis to me! Or Parkinson's. Or maybe he's drunk. Yeah, he SAYS he doesn't drink, but River Phoenix said he didn't do drugs and Carrie Fisher claimed to be sober.
I dunno, people. I dunno. Doesn't look right to me. Many, many people question Trump's mental and physical health. They can't ALL be wrong, can they?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 24, 2017 7:47 PM
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I don't do drugs at all. I'm a very health conscious person, just like Donald Trump. I maybe drink a tiny bit of red wine a couple of times a year. I don't smoke. I eat a very healthy diet because I'm very into leading a healthy lifestyle. My body is my temple
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 24, 2017 7:53 PM
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FUH-GAZZI NEEEEEEWS - ya dopes.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 24, 2017 7:53 PM
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Sheesh, she's almost likable after all that
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 25, 2017 12:15 AM
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If she can't handle the pressure of losing, imagine how bad she would be if she had won. She'd be in a fetal position clutching a bottle.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 25, 2017 3:49 AM
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r45 is going on the assumption all these pictures accurately reflect Clinton post-election. Then they take that false assumption and pile on female emotional and psychological weakness.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 25, 2017 4:24 AM
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I don't drink, but if I did, I'd sure as hell would rather get smashed with Hillary, than with Trump.
Hillary is a brilliant woman, and smart, serious people are usually really funny and FUN when they drink.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 26, 2017 12:26 AM
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Hey R47. Why do you think Hillary is a brilliant woman? She is powerfully connected and prominent woman, but why brilliant? What has she ever said, written or done that makes you think so? Serious here. Any examples where she truly dazzled with her intellect?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 26, 2017 2:26 PM
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R48, I am of the belief that Hillary married an extremely bright county bumpkin, and steered his ship in the direction of the White House. I'm not at all certain that Bill would have gotten there without her.
Keep in mind, I'm not taking anything away from Bill as far as his intelligence. I'm just assuming that they are best as a team.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 26, 2017 5:55 PM
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[quote]Like I said earlier, I'm not a big fan of the Clintons
Dear god r23, I suspect you are the same person who said THIS EXACT SAME THING in literally every thread about the 2016 election. And many threads that were completely unrelated.
We get it. We understand you. We feel your pain.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 26, 2017 5:59 PM
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[quote]Hillary is a brilliant woman
It's said that Richard Nixon, the politician most like Hillary, was also brilliant in his political and policy skills. Their severe personality flaws damaged their careers and legacy.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 26, 2017 10:49 PM
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The crazy in the repubs is so strong, all you can let them do is alienate their potential audience.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 26, 2017 10:55 PM
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I remember hearing Nixon interviewed in like 1989 on PBS. I was amazed at how articulate and intelligent he was.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 26, 2017 10:57 PM
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Nixon destroyed JFK in debates in the polls until they were televised, then the retarded audience fell all over themselves praising the young and charming man whose arguments up until then they'd agreed were shit compared to Nixon's.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 26, 2017 11:02 PM
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To Hillary's credit, she did escape indictment without needing a presidential pardon.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | June 26, 2017 11:07 PM
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If RN had still looked like this the polls may have been a lot closer.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 56 | June 26, 2017 11:10 PM
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The term "off the wagon" means a drinker who quit drinking and then started up again. She never stopped drinking so she never went off it. None of this is to suggest alcoholism--just that the OP doesn't understand the term. OP is, in fact, not the brightest bulb. Imagine that.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 27, 2017 1:05 PM
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r56, he was probably closer to actually being 12 in that picture.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 27, 2017 1:07 PM
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I think, r54, you're overstating the case, and oversimplifying it at the same time.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 27, 2017 1:10 PM
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Legendary booze hound:
That sounds where the cankles and awful body odor come from...
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 27, 2017 2:21 PM
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