Enquirer: VIVIAN VANCE'S SECRET LESBIAN LOVE FOR LUCY!

I'm not so sure about Viv but there seemed to be real passion with the grapes lady.

So now you're going to tell me that Desi was rimming Fred?

Did Viv like the snatch?

I've had sufficient.

She'd had sufficient.

[quote]“Vivian was apparently in the closet, and there were whispers of a lesbian affair between her and Lucy for years,” a source revealed to The National ENQUIRER. “It haunted them both until their deaths!”

[quote]The comedic couple couldn’t have come out during their TV heyday in the 1950s. “If reports had surfaced back then that they were lovers, it would have destroyed I Love Lucy,” longtime media critic Bill Mann told the ENQUIRER. “The American public would not have been ready for that!”

[quote]“We adored each other’s company," Vivian wrote in an unpublished tell-all she penned before her 1979 death from bone cancer. "Then I began hearing that Lucille and I were too close.” Viv also wrote that Lucy came between her and ex-husband Philip Ober, who “disapproved” of their closeness: “‘People are talking about you two,’ he’d say. ‘You ought to be careful about the hugging and kissing you do on the show.’”

[quote]Vivian’s 18-year marriage to Philip ended in 1959 and two years later she married literary agent John Dodds, who was rumored to prefer men! Dodds certainly didn’t object when Lucy and Viv next starred together, as roommates, for three seasons of “The Lucy Show,” starting in 1962.

[quote]In 1989, Lucy died of an aortic rupture, and that year the manuscript of Viv’s memoir — which her husband had stashed in their San Francisco home — finally surfaced. Chances are the redhead would have been pleased if the book were published. Asked in 1980 about gay rights, Lucy said, “It’s perfectly all right with me! “Some of the most gifted people I’ve ever met or read about are homosexual. How can you knock it?”

This is so dumb it's beyond belief.

I really didn't need the mental image of Viv and Lucy eating each other out.

When I saw her revise her personal dress code and actually ride the subway IN HER BLUE JEANS, I figured it out.

But did she buy a zoo?!?!

Lucy, I'll never have sufficient.

R4 and R5 Once again, it's "I HAVE sufficient."

Even Madame Mertzola couldn't have predicted this!

Her version of "Shortnin' Bread" was an annual highlight of the Albuquerque Women's Music Festival.

Lucy's pussy stank.

Lucy swallowed Desi's cum.

I'm certain they tag-teamed Barbara Eden when she guest-starred on the show.

Vivian leaning in for a kiss.

CLEARLY this is just Meghan Markle trying to distract everyone from her trashy family!

fake news.

If only.

I would have to say that VV might be the least possible candidate for lesbianism ever. She was too boring and conservative. And if she didn't pick-up on the lez-nest implications in the "The Lucy Show" then she was Helen Keller-clueless.

Didn't Viv's husband start the rumor?

Liar! Viv only went for natural redheads.

Vivian Vance was no dyke.

Not that I didn’t try.

Wasn't one of Vic's husband gay?

I have sufficient!

Nertz to Mertz!

How much money has the Enquirer made off of Lucille Ball? Between, Lucy, Marilyn, Liz, Princess Diana, and Elvis, I'd say they have to responsible for at least 75% of their revenue over the years, with a lot of it coming after their deaths. They seem to still have at least one of them on the cover most every week. Not to mention a few alive longtime stars like Dolly and Loretta Lynn.

Fake news!

Please, Cher was living out her sad, final days according to the Enquirer while she was on vacation in the south of France. She's been dying for at least 5 years. Eventually they'll get it right- if they are still in business.

No, Vivian Vance only liked homosexuals when she could marry them.

Lucy didn't like anyone she couldn't bully.

Lucie Arnaz said, that the only two people ever to successfully stand up to her mother were Vivian Vance and Ann Sothern, both good friends.

[quote] She's been dying for at least 5 years.

Funny how that works.

R31 They do that with everyone, Loretta Lynn's been in her "sad last days" for 20 years. I remember seeing it on the checkout stand, then going to see her in concert that weekend, around 15 years ago.

[quote]Even by Enquirer standards, this one is a stretch.

"Enquirer" and "standards" really don't belong in the same sentence.

[quote]Lucy swallowed Desi's cum.

Yeah, after she pushed Caesar Romero out of the way.

[quote]How much money has the Enquirer made off of Lucille Ball? Between, Lucy, Marilyn, Liz, Princess Diana, and Elvis, I'd say they have to responsible for at least 75% of their revenue over the years, with a lot of it coming after their deaths.

I'm fascinated with the National Examiner, and I always like to look at the cover at the grocery store. They do splashy cover stories on Burt Lancaster, Andy Griffith, Mickey Rooney. And Doris Day gets the cover treatment at least once a month. I'm guessing their target readership is 75 years and older?

The National Examiner makes the Enquirer look like a Pulitzer winner.

They got the John Edwards thing right.