Woman marries San Diego train station

Where are they registered?

Is Carol a woman?

Carol's stated age is 45 yet the boobs are just above the navel and the butt is obviously padded. Why?

From the article "It is a worldwide debate whether the phenomenon is a sexuality, fetish or mental condition."

Um, no. There's no debate on this one.

Carol is a member of the Q along with the Adult Baby Diaper Wearers, Furries and Fat Sexers.

The Internet is responsible for a lot of this stuff:

Carol didn’t discover this until she was 40 after she searched online ‘I am in love with a building.’

Hep her, Lawd. HEP HER REAL BAD.

Carol identifies as an "objectum sexual".

Actually, it doesn't seem so bad. She's not infringing on anyone else's rights or identity.

She's not lecturing a group to which she doesn't belong.

She's not calling anyone else's sexual orientation a "consolation prize".

R8 = Married to the Grauman's Chinese Theatre

So she's not bothered that closeted married men are having sex in the toilet stalls located INSIDE her husband?

This is a marriage that we should keep track of.

R10, Carol doesn't have a husband:

"Carol said: ‘I am married to the Santa Fe train station – her name is Daidra."

Let's hope this marriage doesn't go off the rails.

I hope she doesn't get a terminal illness.

Trainswomen are real women!

She's off her trolley.

What. The. Actual. Fuck. Seriously.

And this: "she told that she would never leave me." It's a fucking building. It can't move. (Or think, feel, talk, or commit, but those are just minor details.)

That slut of a station never told me it was married!!!

Only in America!

She's in for a sad life... that train station has been on Buildr as long as I have.

The berth of a love affair!

Does Carol bring a lot of baggage to this relationship?

That son-of-a-bitch, we were ENGAGED!

She' s a trainlesbian?

Most of the Objectum Sexuals are poly.

Here's a video you'll never forget:

She is blatantly schizophrenic. She is unable to separate her own identity from that of others or her surrounding environment. This is some bullshit propaganda written by some fuck head intending to undermine people's intentions to do what they choose with their own identities within the boundaries of their own self.

It's obvious that no one will ever take this "marriage" seriously. It's not legally binding, there is no possibility for a contract to be drawn between a person and an unconsenting inanimate object. It's clear that anyone who "recognises" this "marriage" is humouring the lady. She is mentally ill, she is deranged. She is not seeking to redefine herself, she is seeking to redefine her environment. It is magical thinking.

It is fair for us to respect the self-determination of others. If you are unable to treat that person's decisions with respect, you should walk away, and defend the rights of others who you are able to respect who are having trouble defending their ability to define themselves. I understand your concern for children, but you should back the fuck off adults. You should stop telling others that they are wrong about the way they define themselves.

She choo choo chose it

As an insatiable bottom, trains make me horny too. All that hard steel going in tunnels... mmm.

‘There is a private bit where two walls meet, I go there to touch her, which I do by leaning against her with my clothes on. When I’m touching her, I feel as though it actually holds me and kisses me."

(Umm ok. )

Objectum sexuality is not a mental illness like the media always makes out. It is our sexuality, just like being lesbian or bisexual – we are not crazy. People just don’t understand.

(See? She's jumping in on the LGB! Fuck that)

Apparently half of the people with this "orientation" are autistic. Surprise.

That fucking two-timing station!!! He said he was mine!!!

[quote]Apparently half of the people with this "orientation" are autistic. Surprise.

I did NOT see that coming, R30?

Just wait until her husband wants to run a train on her.

If I jack-off in the restroom there, is that considered adultery?

She's a trainy.

This video shows the location of Daidra's vagine. In the interest of science, could one of our San Diegans go and hump it while Carol is watching, then report back?

I would have an affair with it if it had a big cock for me to play with.

Now that I saw the video, the NYP is really just abusing the fact she has a mental disorder for views .

Well, who contacted the media to get this story out there, R38?

It's just a matter of time before we will see the tracks of her tears.

haha

And [italic]of course[/italic] she's in a pink braless onesie with a fanny pack. Wouldn't have my nuts any other way.

What's the problem here?

So dear, at what point did your life go off the rails?

R10 = W&W!

Meanwhile, right-wing, anti-gay asshole tries to marry his laptop.

As long as you're happy!

They've had TRIPLETS!

Acheson, Topeka, and Santa Faye

These building-fanciers are always the homeliest things

So she first encounters this building as a nine-year-old, sees that huge gaping portal entrance, which combined with the vibrations of the moving trains triggers a sexual awakening in her (soaked panties and all), and her brain centre for sexual enjoyment is forever linked to this one inanimate object.

I like that she's happy, it's just funny to me how an innocent visit to a train station can affect one's life so dramatically.

This is rape, the train station cannot choose or say no when that perv start rolling around in her vagina crevice.

Ever see "Strangers on a Train?"

She's an objectum sexual but only for female objects? Which makes her a lesbian in the objectum sexual community?

Maybe we could get her to answer some of our most burning questions here, in this thread? Are there any particularly nasty posts we should be ashamed of? Apart from those calling her a homely nut, that is.

So if the woman is a lesbian, shouldn't her bride be named Santa Diega?

R54 She named the station Daidra, which is ridiculous on its own. Though I'm sure she's reading this and hitting her forehead that she hadn't thought of Santa Diega first.

She looks EXACTLY how I expected her to look.

Bump.

And by that I mean her baby bump, which should be showing by now, no? That kid's gonna get teased so hard at school, what with its long, train station-like features.

Oh, the homophobes are gonna like this....That is what this really is all about. It's about the homophobes limiting acceptance of gay rights.

There was just a play on this very topic at The Flea Theatre in NYC.

So how is she supposed to get that on a plane?

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Remember when people used to use the argument against gay marriage, "what's next? people marrying train stations!?".

Uncle Ira, you have been vindicated.